>Leaves WWE due to contract issues >Gets hired by Dana

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2016-05-04 05:13:51 Post No. 1261865
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Anonymous 2016-05-04 05:13:51 Post No. 1261865 [Report]

>Leaves WWE due to contract issues
>Gets hired by Dana White for UFC
>First fight is against Manlet Phil Brooks
>Crushes Manlet into Pepsi colored goo.
>Quits UFC, heads back to Vince
>Vince give conquering hero mega push and raise.
>Ryback becomes most over baby face ever

How likely is my scenario??

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Anonymous 2016-05-04 05:15:30 Post No.1261868
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Anonymous 2016-05-04 05:15:30 Post No.1261868 [Report]

>>1261865
They aren't even in the same weight class. Punk is like 180 lbs now or some shit.

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Anonymous 2016-05-04 05:23:06 Post No.1261881
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Anonymous 2016-05-04 05:23:06 Post No.1261881 [Report]

I'm calling bullshit on Punk's claim that Vince kept fucking calling him. I don't wanna assume Punk can be looked at by Vince as the same caliber as Zack Ryder but if Vince really wanted to make Punk keep paying his dues why even give him the belt? Just let his contract expire.

Vince honest to god has short term memory loss...and long term memory loss Vince can't even remember when the Rock left the WWE hence why he bothers him frequently to come back.

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Anonymous 2016-05-04 05:44:24 Post No.1261912
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Anonymous 2016-05-04 05:44:24 Post No.1261912 [Report]

>>1261865

Given that Ryback is a heavyweight and the whining emo brat is only 115 pounds I would say not very likely. But damn funny!

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Anonymous 2016-05-04 05:48:38 Post No.1261917
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Anonymous 2016-05-04 05:48:38 Post No.1261917 [Report]

>>1261865
>implying he wouldn't get flagged for roids

doubt anyone in UFC would agree to fight a drug abuser

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Anonymous 2016-05-04 05:52:11 Post No.1261926
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Anonymous 2016-05-04 05:52:11 Post No.1261926 [Report]

>>1261917

You think CM Emo takes roids? He should get a refund as they're clearly not working.

Also there are plenty drug users in UFC. Vitor Belfort has failed at least twice and still gets big fights.

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Anonymous 2016-05-04 05:56:39 Post No.1261936
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Anonymous 2016-05-04 05:56:39 Post No.1261936 [Report]

>>1261865

I like it but the problem is we all know the manlet will NEVER agree to fight in the UFC. Signed for 18+ months, nothing......

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Anonymous 2016-05-04 06:06:08 Post No.1261955
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Anonymous 2016-05-04 06:06:08 Post No.1261955 [Report]

>>1261912
CM Punk is 218 lbs

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Anonymous 2016-05-04 06:09:09 Post No.1261961
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Anonymous 2016-05-04 06:09:09 Post No.1261961 [Report]

>>1261955

>believing the fake weights that WWE feeds you

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Comedy gold

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Anonymous 2016-05-04 06:10:21 Post No.1261963
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Anonymous 2016-05-04 06:10:21 Post No.1261963 [Report]

>>1261955
He's 185 lbs on his ufc profile

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Anonymous 2016-05-04 06:27:26 Post No.1262000
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Anonymous 2016-05-04 06:27:26 Post No.1262000 [Report]

So the Lesnar route

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Anonymous 2016-05-04 07:24:41 Post No.1262086
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Anonymous 2016-05-04 07:24:41 Post No.1262086 [Report]

>implying Dana would hire a whiny man child with no drawing power and no fight experience

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SwordMaster (ID: !jECdwd2eA6) 2016-05-04 08:05:54 Post No.1262152
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SwordMaster (ID: !jECdwd2eA6) 2016-05-04 08:05:54 Post No.1262152 [Report]

RYBITCH IN UFC?

LMAO HE'LL GET GASSED IN LITERALLY 5 SECONDS

LMAO RYGASSED LMAO

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Anonymous 2016-05-04 18:40:48 Post No.1263151
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Anonymous 2016-05-04 18:40:48 Post No.1263151 [Report]

>>1261865
>Implying Ryback would pass a drug test

lmao