>loudest pop of the night in a dead crowd
>literally more over than 90% of the roster
>can't even get a ppv match
>can't even get a title match for a shit belt
How long until he kills himself?
>>1261084
he doesn't because this isn't real and he's just doing a job
after becky cucks him
>>1261084
He's gonna drown his sorrows in Emma's pussy juice.
He can go to japan or lucha underground if he's not happy. The young bucks did a shoot interview where they said they make main card money doing less matches. Once the middle aged attitude era guys retire, he will probably get a push. But r-truth and goldie are getting time on raw instead. But this is because they are funny and they fill the diversity quota.
At least he's A) employed and B) fucking Emma
I'm sure he'll be fine
I'd love to see him develop a heel gimmick over time, with him eventually having a half-year long WWE Championship reign.
It's probably never going to happen but I think a main-even slot heel Ryder would be cool.
>>1261178
>Ryder
>main event
>WWE champion
The state of broski marks
>>1261178
He tried making himself a heel by turning his back to his own internet show, but then he never had a match for a long ass time and that never went anywhere.
>>1261131
>The young bucks did a shoot interview where they said they make main card money doing less matches.
Is it true, though? That seems iffy.
>>1261178
This sounds oddly familiar to what happened to The Miz.
>>1261259
Her face might be just okay, but those tits+toned body definitely aren't average
>>1261254
They have a whole bunch of tweets bragging about their merch sales. Apparently they make a killing off of selling their own t-shirts/brand
>>1261300
You got worked.
>>1261259
She's a solid 6 or 7 mate.
>>1261084
I certainly wouldn't kill myself if I was dating Emma's sweet ass. He'll be fine
>>1261496
I have a hot girlfriend but the rest of my life is fucked and I feel like killing myself my man
>>1261084
>fucks every girl on the roster
>is one of HHH's golden boys now after a year in NXT training (what WWE thinks is) their future star
>always gets cheers
>always gets woowoowoos for his broski boot
>Vince pays him millions a year just to stick around and not do what will one day be the best shoot interview of all time
Most wrestlers would kill to be Zack Ryder
>>1261092
Did you see last night? Pretty sure its real
>>1261242
Land of Broskis vs the Roman empire?
>>1261519
God i'd sell my soul to fuck Danielle Moinet. Just once. That's all i want.
>>1261519
>Millions a year
He gets paid 535k a year, nothing to scoff at, but certanly not millions.
>>1261532
Hell he still gets to travel around the world too
>>1261509
Give her to Dean Mark senpai
>>1261519
>mfw he gets pushed along with the newer wave of NXT call ups when the oldies finally fuck off
Guy is only 30. He has a lot more left in the tank if he wants it
>>1261542
Not as long as he's chained to Mojo Rawley.
>>1261084
WHAT IS DOING MEME MAN IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
>>1261528
Nigga, you did NOT just mistaken Layla for Moinet.
>>1261131
Young Bucks are one of the biggest freelance draws out there. That's like saying you should go to WWE because you're guaranteed to make Cena money.
>>1261964
If he can't surpass the young fucks, he is lucky to be a jobber in the wwe.
>>1261995
Get a load of how worked this guy is.
Suck it, mark.
