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A classic writing device to guage whether a character actually
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A classic writing device to guage whether a character actually has 'character' is to describe them in five words without alluding to the way they look. If you struggle it is instantly reveals the character isn't well rounded and poorly contructed.

For example, Indiana Jones:

>Professer
>Adventurous
>Daring
>Driven
>Charismatic

Who in the WWE actually passes this test?
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For one, the guy you posted.
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>>1259996
Vince doesn't play a character
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>>1259996
I agree with this guy.
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>>1259988
>Kind
>Passionate
>Underdog
>Quirky
>Bold
I think Becky Lynch does.
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>>1259988

>Family-man
>Aggressive
>Hungry
>Slovenly
>Autistic
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>>1260016
Go back to /r/Squaredcircle manlet
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>>1260024
Weight. Shed it
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>>1259988
Adventurous and Daring are pretty much the same thing.
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I tried to do this for Roman, but all I could come up with was "Smug", "Nap" and "SPEAR!"
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>>1259988
>Family man
>Kind
>Protective
>Strong
>Professional
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>yfw the entire roster fails this and has less character than a Tesco Value Prawn Sandwich
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>>1260032
This. Based Big Dog is the most well fleshed out chaacter in WWE.
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>>1260032
>Kind
>Protective
Only towards his own "family".
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>Phenomenal
>Phenomenal
>Phenomenal
>Phenomenal
>Phenomenal
Wow, this does work!
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>>1260032
Why'd you post a picture of Reigns to go with your Cena description?
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>>1259988
>HUSTLE
>LOYALTY
>RESPECT

Five words is extraneous.
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>certified g
>and a bonifide stud
>dead

Guess who
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>>1260044
Chris Benoit?
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>The
>Big
>Guy
>Cucks
>Phil
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>Cunning
>Sociopathic
>Cowardly
>Greedy
>Self Absorbed

I feel like one of these gives it all way.
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>>1260040
Yet my points are valid , hes a good man irl too btw
>>1260042
Because Reigns is the new Cena
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>Charismatic
>Kind/or Sympathetic
>Daring
>Methodical
>Flamboyant
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>>1260053
We are talking characters not the people they are. Those two points are not valid as their own points; they are only valid when "family" is involved (Dean, Usos). Otherwise he has already even said he's not the good guy or the bad guy, even further evidence that his character itself isn't generally kind or protective to such a degree that it should be a full on trait on its own.
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>>1260057
Change kind of protective to smug and confident then , you still got him
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>Friendly
>Fair
>Ambitious
>Idealistic
>Brave

May or may not change depending on WWE trying to turn him into full Heel; until then he's technically the closest thing to a Face in this feud.
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>>1260061
Agreed.
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>>1260063
How many times does Ramon have to sucker punch him before he finally let's Karl and Luke do their thing?
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>>1260016
>>1260032
>>1260054
>Kind

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.jpg

Some of these are so bad that you're burying these one dimensional wonders even further.
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>>1260117
Explain how they aren't.
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>>1259988
It's scripted entertainment marketed to children and mental midgetss, anon...exactly how fleshed-out is a live-action Looney Tunes supposed to be?
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>>1260117
>HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH.jpg
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>>1260150

Provinganegative.png

Explain how Tanahashi is 'kind'. What actions of his or words that he has spoken have led you to that.

For instance, Rick Rude is 'sleazy' because he printed Mrs Roberts' face on his trunks during the Jake fued.

'Kind', among the others here, is so generic it could be applied to anyone and everyone who is a face

>>1260063

I like Styles. He's one of the better workers in the company and looks like a star. But those too are very generic or you're ascribing to him when there is no evidence of any of that being there. Please explain why he is those.

Judging AJ by how he has been presented so far I am led to believe a casual fan thinks this of him:

>Southern
>Confused (no clear indication whether he is heel or face)
>Experienced ('wrestled elsewhere', but its more the commentary shilling rather than anything to do with his character)
>Phenomenal
>Phenomenal
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>>1259988
>i use a method ment to be used to analyze literature on fucking wrestling
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>>1260183
You forgot

>Closeted
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>>1260184

The example given was a big hollywood action film. You'll find that next to every character people hold dear passes this test with flying colors:

>Stone Cold vs Roman
>Darth Vader vs Darth Emo
>Superman 1 Superman vs Latest film incarnation
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>King
>Game
>Assassin
>Founder
>Winner
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>>1260193

kek

The new look has worked, but the hair and overused-Retinol sheen to his skin does make him look like a fag
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>>1260183
I did the Tanahashi one. Let's see...

He often does the things that you see Cena do (kissing a child fan on the forehead for example)

In the ring, he's super kind to anyone. Whether it's his teammates (Invasion Attack), or someone who's his opponent (Nakamura at Road To The New Beginning).

I know 'kind' is overused, but if there is one guy who really fits it, it's Tanahashi. He actually goes out of his way very often to display acts of kindness.
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>>1260217

Fair enough. 'Honorable' is one that goes with Tana, as you've given examples of. DESU him, Nak and Okada in NJPW pass this. It's the reason why they're main eventers and took NJ back to the top in Japan
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>>1260197
>Stone Cold vs Roman
Am i being baited? Both are legends
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>>1260240

>Bait or you're Indian and I've got to tell you to POO IN DA LOO
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>>1260183
Styles

>Friendly
Despite guys like Miz or Jericho shitting on him, his demeanor has always been friendly. Even in the case of Jericho, he was completely fine teaming up with him. Not to mention that this facet of him really shows in how despite the fact that Anderson/Gallows don't do the right thing he still tries to help them understand what is right due to how friendly they all are.

>Fair
He is easily the fairest person in the current feud. For example he isn't all about this ganging up on one person thing. But if it's two people, he'll do it tag team style (with Jericho), if it's 3 people, he's willing to do a 3v3. Even after losing in a clean ending to Roman, despite coming close he still admits to Roman beating him. More than anyone else in the current WWEWHC feud he's trying to push 1v1 even more than Roman who's being more antagonistic since he's not as friendly as Styles.

>Ambitious
His character's one of a guy who has won championships all over the world. In a few months he has already gotten himself to the top of the card. Despite losing he still has the drive to get the WWEWHC. If that's not ambitious idk what is.

>Idealistic
He still tries to do what's best for everyone, even if they may not go with it. He wants Anderson/Gallows to do good even though they are being heelish. He wants to have a fair 1v1 with Roman, even though A/G and now even the Usos are coming in between that goal while even Roman's kinda practical about it. Not to mention that his "I am all about having the match of my life" not only goes into him being ambitious, but him being idealistic, too.

>Brave
Goes crazy on Roman at Payback despite Roman shown to be the much stronger of the two. He's sympathetic to some extent towards Roman's situation, but unlike Seth or HHH, is not scared one bit of him. Also, his bravery can be seen in the fact that he doesn't just straight up feed his friends to the Samoans despite knowing how responsible they are for the feud.
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>>1260264

We got a goddamn Vanilla Mental Midget in the house boys.

I don't know where to begin with that post, but I do know it ain't worth my time
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>Hustle
>Loyalty
>Respect
>Never gives up
>Keeps it on lock like he's part of the jail
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