Legend
>>1259107
I'm on my hands and knees, begging and pleading you to have sex
>>1259108
Are you by any chance,
White
More than 200 lbs
Bearded
Poor Eyesight
Living in Family Member's house
A virgin
Owner of at least 1 trenchcoat
>>1259111
I'm 180lbs...
Neet
Bad eyes...
Im black though
>>1259111
3/7
>>1259111
2/7
>>1259111
3/7
>>1259111
1/7
>>1259111
White, 260, 6'8", bad long range eyesight, living with my parents and too lazy to shave.
>>1259327
>6'8"
>Neet
How did you fuck up so hard?
Could've been a basket ball player
>>1259111
>White
Yes
>More than 200 lbs
Use real measurement units you braindead moron.
>Bearded
A neckbeard even.
>Poor Eyesight
Yes.
>Living in Family Member's house
No.
>A virgin
Forever.
>Owner of at least 1 trenchcoat
No.
So, how lame am I?
>>1259111
>White
Mediterranean
>More than 200 lbs
175
>Bearded
Fully shaven
>Poor Eyesight
Right eye
>Living in Family Member's house
Nah
>A virgin
Nah
>Owner of at least 1 trenchcoat
Nah
>>1259363
So, nobody's gonna answer me? That sucks.
>>1262288
>how lame am I?
Seems rhetorical
