Ever since my role of a lifetime, I've been busy...
>>1257859
XBOX FIND ME A BULL
>>1257859
>going to Hawks and Cubs games all the time
>living in based Chitown
>may be fucking an indian boy but that is more than we get
>literally getting paid to pretend to be a UFC fighter
Not a bad life.
>>1258053
That's a Wiimote lad
>>1257859
As much I enjoyed his work he's a real pain in the ass drama queen narcissist.
>>1258350
literally all of those things you posted are bad though?
>>1258394
..You don't want to be paid to be a NEET?
>>1258350
>hockey
>Nigger town
>Indian boy
>wouldn't be bad if he didn't get so upset
>>1258350
Phil pls
>>1258350
He could have all that plus Mario, but he dumped her for Ajit Luthra.
>>1258420
>Ajit Luthra
kek
>>1258350
>Shitcago
>based
>watching basebore
Can't argue against much else.
>>1258378
how's your katana collection and reddit score
>>1258437
Phil pls. Shouldn't you be keeping your wife safe from Shere Khan?
>>1258350
Stop posting Phil
>literally a neet aside from training for ufc
>will never have to work a day in his life if he chose to retire and not even fight in ufc
>gets to go to cubs and hawks games as much as he wants
>living in chicago for ultimate /comfy/ levels
is punk the man neets should aspire to be?
>>1258584
Outside of his cringey fedora tier beliefs and his Indian boy bride, I'd love to live a life like his.
>>1258593
>Outside of his cringey fedora tier beliefs and his Indian boy bride, I'd love to live a life like his.
this cuck man is living the comfy life
>>1258584
Hes only got like $2 Million. He'll either have to go back to WWE or live in poverty by the time hes 50
>>1258452
shouldn't you be starting a hashtag about boycotting if Roman wins
>>1258598
can you not live off 2million?
i guess he can't because he goes to hockey games and has a wife.
>>1258616
What's a bigger waste of money, kids or a wife?
I'd say wife because kids usually stop wasting your money.
>>1258616
He probably spends 200,000 a year on rent, cars, trips, going to hockey games and doing rich people stuff.
So 2million ÷ by 200thousand equals = 10
Niggas got about a decade before his savings are gone and he has to suck on Vinces pecker for a payday.
>>1258638
Because he's not getting paid for media appearances and such...
>>1258616
Providing everything he has is paid for and nothing expensive comes up for the rest of his life.
>>1258645
Dats pennies to him
>>1257859
XBOX FIND ME A JOB SO I CAN BUY ME THE UFC 2 SEASON PASS
>>1257859
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>>1258350
> that is more than we get
Cry More Phil fanboys confirmed for kissless virgins.
