first for deano
/a/
>>1255970
Deany boy
>>1255936
>Dean seeing through the façade. Interesting.
Xth for /a/ss.
will the Vaudevillains cut a "Enzo is sawft" promo and get nuclear heat?
>Dean seeing through the façade. Interesting.
>>1255993
If they're smart, they will. Bubba Ray already took a shot at Enzo on twitter this afternoon.
>Gorgeous troof
Is St. Louis a casual crowd or a smark crowd?
Dude...I feel bad for Tyler.
based Truth
Will they abandon PG and have a storyline where Dean cucks Haitch
LOL, Truth with a real selfie "stick"
This is corny as fuck
>>1255992
>>1255984
>>1255994
>>1255992
Am I right, principal?
>Another Truth/Goldust segment
Based Truth
>all these low card geeks
Kekd pretty hard when the only response Breeze gave when Goldust called him average.
There are some seriously gay undertones in this angle.
truth could at least iron his shirt
>Fandango with air time
Thank you
>>1255984
I love these golden truth segments to be very honest
>>1256004
there's no way trips will go with it these days
How can they fit this many jobbers in 1 match?
>Goldust
>that goldust gyrating
damn, i'd let him sodomize me during his shattered dreams production if you know what i mean
>>1255994
Fucking kill yourself
fuckin 88
>i got beaten
>won 2 times
Big Show will be the leader of the Baldie Club because he is the biggest Bald
BOOOOOOOOOOO
CHEERED
OVER AS FUCK FUCKERS
AJ styles and his skin head Buddy's
THEY BOO WHO THEY LIKE MAGGLE
BASED RAMEN
Geez, I didn't see this 6-man coming.
Obviously Roman will still win at ER fucking hell
Which Uso is eating the pin tonight?
>The boo for fun Maggle!
not this shit again...
Fandango is getting a match
>that Somoan super-hearing power works perfectly
>the state of tyler
why even call him up
>Samoan Shit Squad vs. The Burrito Boys
>Uso's
>>1256027
>Goldust and Fandango will never team up with Big E and form the team "Hips Don't Lie"
REMOVE SAMOA
WE SUM SUTHER BOAHS
WIF THA FARMER STRENGF
>>1256049
No, he's just a valet
>AJ says he has not correlation with Gallows and Anderson
>Decides to team up with Gallows and Anderson anyway
>>1256043
Nope, one of the Bald Bros will make Roman look strong.
>Not Fandangdust
I wish the Anao'i Ohana would go away.
>The Gay Community vs Coconut Niggers
"No"
>>1256009
>getting triggered by anime images on 4chan
>Fandango in a match on TV
>Fandango and Goldust
GAS ALL SAMOANS
And finally some Tyler Breeze!
>all these backstage segments
I like it. Please keep this a common thing. Allows more air and promotime to actually give a shit about these people.
>Goldie vs Breeze
>On Raw
Boy I guess they need some serious filler time
>>1256059
Is the storyline to complicated for you? Here's a (You)
I miss Fandango's theme
>>1256055
>>>/Woo/
>>1256065
Do you guys actually watch anime or is this just an elaborate ruse?
Tyler is an attractive man I'd suck his dick desu
Welp, this Raw is gonna suck until they address the Tag Team incident. They blew their load too early
>>1256069
>GAS ALL SAMOANS
>
>And finally some Tyler Breeze!
Are smarks mentally challenged. Never seen such a contradictory post in my life. Tyler Breeze has fans?
Future endeavours match
>>1256065
MAKI!
>>1256079
What tag team incident
>>1256012
Yes, you are. Enlighten /wwe/ with the Gift of Ass.
>>1256069
>unironically liking tyler breeze
kys ya literal faggot
>>1256069
>GAS ALL SAMOANS
>And finally some Tyler Breeze!
Average wrestlingforum user
>>1256087
What happened to Enzo last night, nigga
>40 year old man with his cap backwards and an emo haircut
People like this guy?
>Dean seeing through the façade. Interesting
I can sense the ratings falling by the minute
>>1255970
I just got done doing somethings I'm not proud of. What have I missed? Has Raw been shit?
>Haitch literally cucked
I wonder if Truth's phone will also be on screen.
>>1256077
I'm neither of them and I do.
LOOK EVERYONE!
ITS JOBBER!
LOOKING EVERYONE
IT'S JOBBER
LOOK EVERYONE
IT'S JOBBER
feat. R Truth
>THAT SILENCE FOR TYLER BREEZE
>>1256096
The usual.
hey this is pretty fun
>Tyler literally no reaction Breeze
Look everyone
It's jobber
>>1256096
You sucked dick?
>>1256096
Whatever dumpster fire you were fucking was way better than Raw is so far.
>Tyler "You can literally hear the breeze when my music hits" Breeze
why the fuck is this on raw and now on superstars?
Ryback and kalisto better be on raw tonight
Look everyone is Tyler!
TYLER IS GONNA WIN , IM FEELING IT
At least Breeze gets a few minutes of screentime on Raw for once.
>Tyler Breeze is jobbing to fucking GOLDUST in a comedy segment
How long until Tyler Zephyr shows up in the Impact Zone?
Tyler "hear the" Breeze
>No pop for Tyler
>>1256106
>Dean seeing through the façade. Interesting.
>tyler breeze you suck!
Why hasn't Tyler Breeze killed himself yet lads?
Tyler gettin' hood nigga
skeet skeet
blat blat
#swag$$$$$
>>1256096
its been terrible
Tyler is gorgeous, no homo.
Is he the most gorgeous wrestler on the current roster?
>>1256105
I mean what do you expect? Dude has been booked to have zero character development outside of UpUpDownDown and shows up on tv like once a year
>Tyler Breeze you suck
That also happened while i was typing this
>yfw Tyler ACTUALLY wins
>tyler Breeze you suck
I fucking actually laughed out loud
>>1256127
tiddies
Why is this jobber on RAW? Where is Ryback? He put on a 5 star classic last night.
>tyler breeze you suck!
OH MY FUCK
>TYLER BREEZE YOU SUCK
>Samoans lose
>BC starts reking shit
>Deanetty comes out and helps Ramen
>BC starts getting the shit beat out of them
>Arena goes dark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl4KJa5BmME
This feud is like wrestling calling itself gay
This crowd is deader than Triple HGHs testicles
>This dead on arrival segment
>>1256133
Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins are gorgeous tbqh
WOW
HE WON
HE DID IT
TYLER WON
JOBBER NO MORE
>>1256110
>>1256111
I needed some extra money and so I sucked my bi-sexual's friends dick. I'm not proud of it and I'm sick to my stomach but I needed the money. I made $150. I'm not gay
>Breeze Wins
dude nice
Holy shit the MADMAN!
>roll ups
BASED BREEZUS CHRIST
I like all 4 of these guys. But this kind of match is just insulting to the audience.
Poor Goldie.
>>1256133
this is the gayest thing ever
IS IT MY EYES
WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME?
I'LL WIN BY ROLL UP
PIN 1-2-3
this sucked
>tyler breeze won a match
I'M MARKING OUT
TYLER BREEZE FUCKING WON A MATCH ON RAW
He actually won?
Oh shit!
Oh look. A jobber beat a jobber. This must be a push.
... Yep... yep...
BREEZE ACTUALLY WON
>Tyler winning
Why exactly do people hate Breeze?
>>1256156
Did you have to make him cum in your mouth and/or swallow to get the money?
BLACKED
FUCKING WHITE BOYS STAY KEK
>>1256156
was his dick bigger than yours
>>1256156
>only made $150
Dude, you can make more than that getting your dick sucked by gay guys
>this amount of adverts
wh-what?
Tyler out of the dog house! IC title push when!?
>white people
>there are people who dont like golden truth segments
Might as well stop watching wwe senpaitachi
>these jobbers allowed to be out there with Goldust the legend
>meanwhile based Ryder is still off TV
Tyler Breeze 17 time WHC
Please tell me you got a webm of that white boi "twerking"
Goldust BURIED
>>1256142
Thinking they'd use his debut on a random RAW.
>>1256156
>I'm not gay
You are now, fuccboi.
>Twerk team
>>1256174
Jealous uggos
I'm glad Tyler doesn't give a shit where he is on the card or I would be upset about him
>HAHAHA TWERK NIGGERS XD
Just end stale day already
>>1256100
>>1256101
>>1256102
>>1256174
because his gimmick is being a literal faggot, but he's in the lower cards so it's okay
>Fat smarks happy a jobber beat Oldust
>>1256156
Jesus christ dude, go get a real job or something. Sucking dick for money is no way to go through life. Though to be fair sucking a clean normal dick isnt that horrible.
>The New Day
>That gay match followed by a group of twerking my little pony autist.
Gee and you wonder why the ratings are so shit
>it's a Samoa episode
>>1256156
>friend
>>1256198
>The New Day
>>1256201
>it's a /woo/ episode
>>1256195
>being a prime alpha male is now considered gay
Your beta face would have been pounded in in the 1980s, the GOAT era for true alphas like Tyler Breeze.
>>1256193
Lose weight
>>1255970
>get to venue
>look at booking sheet
>find out you're jobbing to Tyler Breeze
>>1256190
>Dean seeing through the façade. Interesting.
>Not liking New Day
Y'all must be booty.
>>1256156
M9. I literally would have sent you 200 bucks.
>>1256156
this cant be real
>>1256156
This can't be real.
>>1256156
I'm mad jelly, anon
>>1256190
>Dean seeing through the façade. Interesting.
>>1256198
>the reddit meme is true
>>1256174
Not quite sure. Tyler wasn't the best guy in NXT, but dude could pull a good match from time to time. He just has a easy to hate gimmick due solely to the "pretty guy who takes selfies all the time". That alone would get normies and frogposters riled up.
>>1256207
>prime alpha
>taking selfies
>shorter than 6'5"
kill urself literal manlet faggot bitch
>Y'all must be booty hehehehe
>>1256156
damn u r cheap boi
Ryback was trending on twitter again last night, so why isn't he on RAW? Does Vince hate high ratings that much?
>>1256201
bad news
>>1256156
now all I can think about is how much it would cost to get one of my straight friends to take a shot in the mouth
>>1256156
What are you gay
![8f06db899bf8e3ddf460240e6ee6f91c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vBaKHYJ.jpg "8f06db899bf8e3ddf460240e6ee6f91c[1].jpg")
>You're so money supermarket.com
What the FUCK is this shit britcucks, and why are those obnoxious commercials on every fucking 10 seconds? And you idiots make fun of OUR commercials? Holy FUCK
>>1256198
don't be sour now
>New Day
>>1256212
Yeah man, i wouldve chipped in
LOL Whats Devon doind on the crowd?
So is New Day going to break the Tag Team reign record?
>>1256223
Ryback refused to suck Vinces dick like Reigns, Michaels and Cena
>Byron don't even try
>Awake to watch Big E gyrate his hips and talk about booty
Did you guys see my wife's daughter on the screen? She's there with her friend from work
>le ebin meme black men
>booty-os le lol xDDD
pass
Reminder: https://www.instagram.com/p/BE4VdRmwREx/
ALL THESE WHITE WOMEN BLACKED
>mfw those grills will vote for Trump
>>1256156
>one blowjob
>$150
So the Dudleys were supposed to screw Enzo and Cass last night then?
>yfw Tyler Breeze just won after losing 62 consecutive matches
>yfw that's not a made up statistic
Based Vaudevillians better go over.
wait, tyler beat goldust?
>>1256240
2 THICC.
why do they keep showing the concussion replay
>>1256240
>>1256156
KEK
>BIG E BOTCHING HARD
>>1256250
MAMA MIA!
>tell the troof
>lil bitch nigga
>ain't no one give a fuck about you byro- xavier.
>>1256251
Cause it's funny
>>1256256
Get worked
why the fuck can't anybody talk tonight?
Literally everybody that has used a microphone tonight has stuttered or had a tongue slip.
I haven't watched main roster in like a long time so I don't know if this is a common thing or what?
>>1256260
Don't work yourself into a shoot, jabroni.
These fucks are painfully unfunny
New Day is doing a pretty good job putting Enzo and Cass over.
>>1256262
maybe they're finally letting them adlib more.
Lel no fucking reaction for new day at all
>dash of unicorn magic
Why do I watch this gay shit
>>1256262
It happens all the time. Really annoying.
>>1256262
Don't worry. Based Vaudvillains are here.
>Vaudevillains finally get a reaction and it had to come from a botch
>Cutting a promo about the Enzo injury
It's no "Eddie's in Hell" 2bh
holy shit this raw is boring.
bring cena, ryback, big show, and seth rollins back
>A dash of "unicorn magic"
So they jizzed on a donut and sent it to Enzo.
Well heeled.
>>1256266
>Dean seeing through the façade. Interesting.
NO POP VAUDES
it's pretty in character for old time racists to beat an Italian unconscious though
>>1256273
>implying he didn't blow out Enzo on purpose to get over as heels
Fuck yeah Vaudevillains
When did Simon Gotch wrestle with a pair of clippers
Vaudevillians going full heel tonight.
I like it
BASED
OmGGG THEYRE GOING NUCLEAR
who are these people?
>Vaudevillains actually getting heat
Enzo BTFO
they did it, they used his injury to get heat, the actual madmen.
