-OFFICIAL MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD-
>Keep all discussion here throughout the show
>A battle for control will hang over the May 2 edition of WWE Raw.
>Per Vince McMahon's decree on Sunday night, both Shane and Stephanie McMahon will be at the helm of the marquee show. So as in-ring rivals continue to collide after the Payback pay-per-view, two authority figures will be in a fight of their own.
>St. Louis hosts the post-Payback Raw as WWE has to start building toward Extreme Rules right away. There is only a three-week gap between PPVs this time around.
>That means that Roman Reigns and AJ Styles' issues will heat up quickly, Natalya's pursuit of the Women's Championship won't feature any slow-burn storytelling and the tag team title picture will have to clear up in a hurry.
>What can fans expect to see unfold on Monday's Raw? Who will show up and who will be out of action? The Raw preview on WWE.com, backstage reports and a look at social media reveal answers to those questions. As thrilling as much of the action was on Sunday, the PPV's lasting image has to be Enzo Amore banging his head on the ring apron in a scary moment during his match. Medical staff then transported him out of the arena and into a local hospital.WWE later announced that Amore had suffered a concussion Mike Johnson of PWInsider.com added more information on his condition. Johnson reported, "According to sources we have spoken with, Enzo Amore regained consciousness after being brought backstage last night. He was diagnosed with a pretty bad concussion and was released last night from the hospital but will be held out until he is cleared by WWE medical personnel."
>>1255045
Is it still 1am bong time?
BADA BOOM
SAWFTEST NECK IN THE ROOM
HOW YOU DOIN
That means Amore is out for at least Monday's Raw. WWE has been extremely careful with concussed wrestlers in the recent past.
In less serious news, signs point to Stardust possibly making a character change.
Cody Rhodes has moved away from staying in character on Twitter of late. In place of the Stardust persona, he has been himself. A recent photo showed him without his makeup, showing off a tattoo that honors his late father.
>>1255045
>20 minute authority promos AND 20 minute mcmahon squabbling
god i fucking hate raw so much
Baleedatdesusenpai
>>1255051
yes
Randy Orton is returning tonight
[Screencap this]
>>1255067
How very homosexual.
>>1255045
>Keep all discussion here throughout the show
How about you choke on a fucking dick tripfag?
>IF I PUT IT IN THE BODY POST T-THAT MAKES IT TRUE. E-EVERYONE HAS TO USE MUH MUH MY THREAD
Get fucking cucked.
>>1255060
>cody
he could stay heel and become "American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes
I think the entrance mic drop was worse than the injury.
>>1255045
00:00:00
nailed it
do people actually watch monday night raw?
how can you not do anything but
>watch only PPVs
>not bother with reading results
>not bother with smackdown or nxt
>limit your wrestling to 4 hours a month
>>1255084
> 00:00:00
>Nailed it.
;^)
>>1255060
Where are you pulling this from? Your asshole?
>>1255103
I read the results and give it a cheeky download if anything interesting happened. Same with PPVs really, except Rumble and Mania.
>>1255084
>55:55
Nailed it
>>1255106
He has made hints at a gimmick switch in the past, but nothing has come of it yet.
Don't count on seeing The Architect in St. Louis. Rumors about Seth Rollins potentially showing up on WWE programming again are apparently not true.
Johnson wrote, "Rollins was not at the Payback PPV and is not scheduled for this week's TV tapings."
>Payback Fallout
Natalya and Charlotte's battle for the Women's Championship certainly doesn't appear to be over.
Once again, they had a match end in controversy. When Natalya locked in the Sharpshooter at Payback, the referee called for the bell despite the challenger not tapping out. That is sure to lead to an angry Natalya on Monday night.
The Raw preview stated, "Undoubtedly, Natalya has unfinished business with Charlotte, whose family clearly orchestrated the questionable turn of events. Might The Queen of Harts strike back against the champion tonight on Raw?"
>>1255108
Same pretty much, but I actually wanted to watch Payback because just about all of the matches on paper were good, and Raw has been somewhat decent of late.
>>1255114
With Extreme Rules just three weeks away, WWE won't be taking its time with this storyline. Expect Natalya to lunge at Charlotte in a hurry, setting up a rematch for the next PPV.
Sunday's show was supposed to decide the No. 1 contenders to the tag team titles. Amore's injury, though, prevented that from happening. That creates a lack of clarity with the championship picture, something Raw promises to address.
"As Amore recovers from his injury, the No. 1 contendership to The New Day's WWE tag team titles hangs in the balance. Expect more on this developing story tonight on Raw," the Raw preview reads.
As for the Intercontinental Championship, it's a lot more obvious who is in line for a title shot. A chaotic scene at Payback pointed to Kevin Owens, Cesaro and Sami Zayn all mixing it up with The Miz.
>>1255108
>reading results
why not just watch PPVs and not really care about wrestling otherwise desu
>>1255124
>Owens and Zayn's feud spilled over into Miz and Cesaro's. Then all four men started swinging at each other. Look for that to continue as WWE moves toward a Fatal 4-Way match for the IC title.
>The Reigns vs. Styles rivalry will be a crowded one. The Usos, Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows will all be a part of the story. They certainly were on Sunday night when the champion's and challenger's allies brawled outside the ring during Payback's main event.
>The Raw preview hinted at more of the same coming. It reads, "Will Gallows and Anderson find a way to get involved in this rivalry as they've done in recent weeks, or will The Usos keep Styles' longtime running buddies at bay?"
>You can bet on that. A big part of the appeal of this rivalry has been all of its moving parts. Those will continue to play a major factor with the relationship between these allies evolving.
>>1255103
i read the results and watch the segments of my guys
>>1255084
> 00:00:00
>Nailed it.
Usos and Roman vs. Styles and friends is definitely going to be the main event tonight, right?
>>1255103
>put it on TV
>pay zero attention
>hear someone you like
>pay brief attention
>person you like leaves
>pay zero attention
>>1255142
Nah, that's just how it'll end.
>>1255142
Obviously
>>1255092
That'd be an interesting gimmick. I thought they were going to build a feud between Cody and Crews over him dropping Dusty's name during their promo.
Why does Cody love jobbing to black guys
yeah I know the ONE(1) Spear finish was shitty, but isn't the superman punch also his finisher? I mean they certainly treat it as such.
So Ramen was hit with 4 finishers, and wasn't AJ hit with 4 as well?
3 superman punches and a spear?
I knew ramen would win but I'm happy that AJ got thrown from a WM loss right into the main event. I think it's obvious he'll get it this year.
granted I said the same thing about Dean last year, and he's currently sitting buried under a pile of rogain
>>1255196
>I think it's obvious he'll get it this year.
As if Vince would put the belt on a guy who made his name elsewhere. These guys are in the main event for one thing only: to be fed to Roman.
>>1255196
Superman Punch only finishes jobbers.
>>1255196
No it's a signature.
Triple H's spinebuster, Cena's five knuckle shuffle, Orton's rope-DDT, Roman's sooperpooper punch
What snacks do you guys eat during Raw?
How many hors till RAW?
>>1255206
Nothing because I'm not a fatty
>>1255196
AJ is not getting shit.
Welcome to the Reigns of Terror.
>>1255103
I usually just keep it on for background noise while doing something else like playing vidya or browsing /asp/; then if something intresting happens I look at the tv. Best way to watch
>>1255218
>Welcome to the Reigns of Terror.
>>1255221
Pretty sure his finisher is the forearm because they wont risk breaking guys necks for a shitty looking finisher.
>>1255221
AJ's finish is the forearm now, I think
What all was Roman hit with, last night?
Gallow/Anderson's fireman's carry single-legged dropkick thingy and two forearms?
>>1255235
he was hit with 3 forearms
>>1255208
Let me guess you're the loser who said he was drinking ON whey + water during Raw from last week
>>1255235
i thought it was 3 forearms and the boot of doom, and he fought out of a clash
>>1255238
>ON whey
don't even know what that is
>>1255246
It's a jewish saying.
MY NECK IS S-A-W-F-T SAAAAAAAAWFT
>Calls other people "sawft"
>dies from walking into a rope
>>1255254
who has the highest power level in wwe history
Now that the baseball slide has taken out two superstars, when will it be banned?
>>1255268
On the current roster, probably cena
Out of people on legends contracts, probably stone cold if you pretend his neck isn't damaged to shit
>>1255268
it depends, does no selling moves count also?
>>1255268
Andre pre-1987
>>1255268
1 Cena
2 Lesnar
3 Undertaker
4 Hogan
5 HHH
>>1255277
I was thinking more just kicking out of multiple finishers
>>1255282
Oh, then Cena
>>1255268
Taker at Wrestlemania is probably the strongest
>>1255268
Ultimate Warrior
>>1255268
Undertaker maybe. Didn't he take like three pedigrees and scm at wm27? two of those finishers being right after each other too
AMBROSE > RYBACK > LESNAR >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> REIGNS
Reminder to watch this video in order to get a better understanding of Roman and his family
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfF-Aq1axtI
>>1255299
>2K dislikes
reddit army is le here
>>1255299
>2k dislike
top kek smarkies are mad
>>1255299
Wait, if he's Anoa'i both irl and kayfabe then his name should not be Roman Reigns.
I don't understand kayfabe anymore.
Screencap this, the next 3 WWE Title changes
>Seth
>Dean
>KO
>>1255299
God I hope a bus filled with Reigns samoan family catches on fire and the door gets stuck shut.
>>1255309
Next 4
>Seth
>Dean
>Cena
>Roman
>>1255309
>thinking Vince will ever put the title back on Record Low Rollins.
>>1255310
get worked fatty
>>1255317
Im not fat im big boned
>>1255285
AJ Styles is weaksauce my g.
Fucking Carlito would have kicked out of all dem forearms.
2Cold Pedo Mod just made a game thread so i expect this one to mysteriously get pruned in about 5-10 mins.
>>1255324
cartman pls
>>1255338
Did they?
Roman has the highest power level of all-time
He kicked out the strongest finisher canonically in WWE history (roll-up)
He has never lost cleanly, EVER
He has beat or
Will beat: Triple H, Randy Orton, John Cena, Brock Lesnar. Dudes with top 10-20 power levels
He is kayfabe potenially the greatest of all-time as stated by Paul Heyman
>>1255345
What about Warrior
>>1255345
>He kicked out the strongest finisher canonically in WWE history (roll-up)
>>1255349
Warrior beat Hogan CLEANLY....hmmm, it's either him or Roman
>>1255344
randy savage got there first.
Would Roman have been the one to break the streak if Brock never came back
>>1255349
He got up immediately after a pedigree, he's canonically the most powerful wrestler of all time.
>>1255254
New Day just sitting there.
>Fuck, I hope he's ok. We can't help, we can't leave, we can only sit here and hope he isn't dead.
>>1255357
The timeline would have been drastically different if Brock never came back.
CM Punk might have never came up with the shield in that timeline.
>>1255358
>He got up immediately after a pedigree
That just tells me he doesn't know how to sell shit.
I mean is that all you have to do to be considered strong? Be a bad performer?
>>1255254
>Big Cass
:(
>>1255362
nigga you're breaking the 4th wall we are talking in kayfabe
>>1255362
Kayfabe wise idiot
>>1255362
We're talking about in kayfabe anon.
Get your smarky workrate shit out of here.
>all these injuries
Who will be the first to come back?
>>1255356
>I've been in the danger zone
>>1255375
Neville or Sef
Greeting, tis i kuznarp VI, the ruler of the land Filandrophar.
Read the name faggots. Thats what i thought of that jabroni vanilla midget Enzo Amore.
>tfw Reigns beats Flairs record before Cena
which one of you fuck bois took my thread?
Is there where Finn Balor makes his appearance?
>>1255387
good post, i read it
>>1255398
'no'
>BREAKING:
Fans reportedly have spotted Randy Orton entering the arenas garage with his gf
>>1255414
HE'S THE THIRD MAN
Why can't Reigns get a six-month injury? They're all dropping like flies yet he stands tall.
>>1255414
Source?
>>1255419
he's strong
>>1255419
>why can't a wrestler who i don't like get injured
>>1255419
tHAT'S WHY HE'S GETTING HIS PUSH ANON.
BECAUSE HE WONT JUST DROP DEAD AND DIE DURING HIS REIGN LIKE SETH fucking ROLLINS
>>1255419
nice edge
>>1255419
Go away seth
>>1255414
ah fuck not Borton again
>>1255414
zzzzz
>>1255414
I am not going to be the funniest and most popular character on the show and was very good condition and I will not be available at our new house is still the only person in this category and we were all very excited about this cuckoldry is not a sin xd y u no afcept diverseity 4chan! This is why all yqll are so miseralbe with your lives vecaise you are lonely ane bitter. Started fromt the bottom and now im hete XD
>>1255414
>blandy boreton
"MARKS" BTFO
Based Bubba
>>1255414
>Randy and Roman feud for 5 months
>>1255446
*restholds intensify*
>>1255446
This kills the ratings
>>1255445
What's he's crying about?
>>1255452
that's not deanetty
>>1255445
kek, smarks btfo too
>>1255414
You do know this faggot just wants attention, right? There's no proof on any of this.
>>1255466
Get worked mark
>>1255466
cute doggy anon whats his name
>>1255466
Nice dog
>>1255454
some internet wiseguy trying to determine who is at fault for enzo injury
>>1255486
Phil
I am drunk and ready to be disappointed
>>1255455
Exactly
>>1255475
Hello wew friend
>>1255491
is he a cuck
>>1255497
deanetty kills ratings ;_;
>>1255480
>Triggered
>>1255490
Fair enough. It was an accident.
>>1255503
Nice meme, mind if if I steal it?
>>1255492
You got a new trip Dean Mark?
>>1255504
>niggered
>>1255511
>new trip
Fuck off new friend
>>1255509
but it's not a meme.
deanetty dropping ratings. ;_; 2.9
>>1255512
O u r mad
>>1255492
>getting drunk to watch a childrens show
>>1255516
kys karter nigger
>>1255523
>Not getting drunk on Monday's
I bet you're a normie
first for beato
>>1255515
Stealing this epic meme
>>1255525
>Carter meme
O u r seething
>>1255528
First for keenan
>>1255529
I wish it was meme.
he dropped 2.9 ;_;
>>1255527
Kys Dean Mark
>Otunga is back on the Raw Pre-show
>>1255539
I'm not a cuck proxyfag, kys
>>1255537
Do I have permission to steal this meme twice?
Oh god, my ass
>>1255530
i said karter, not carter.
LMAO YO UARE CARTER HAHAHAHAHA
>>1255537
Romanetty? We know this
>>1255546
it's not meme.
everyknows he put 2.9 record low ;_;
>>1255542
Kys Dean Mark
>>1255556
>Still thinking I'm dean mark
Dean mark isn't pathetic enough to search for a trip with iced Z in it, spear yourself
>>1255551
no roman draws 100k at wrestlemania and 3.5 million viewers
deanetty 2.9 million ratings ;_;
>>1255554
Wait you were talking about Dean
When did Roman become the topic of discussion?
>>1255560
>He thinks Roman was the WM draw
My fucking sides
>>1255566
>this mad roman drew 100k
>>1255569
Yeah, a 100k muted boos lmfao
>>1255557
>self deprecation as an attempt to discredit the samefag claim
Classic textbook example of a samefag
kys dean mark
>>1255560
??? Pretty sure the Cerebral Assassin, the King of Kings, The Man Who Won the Monday Night Wars, THE GAME: TRIPLE HHHHH drew 100k
Dean drew 2.9??? When? Pretty sure that was Roman
>>1255045
>>Keep all discussion here throughout the show
Why did you delete the other thread you idiot? I dont want to interact with you weaboo spergs and autists
>>1255571
Why don't you just filter me like a normal beta cuck would, even if I was Dean Mark, you're just as autistic as him, obsessing over him and his many different trips.
>>1255570
stay worked smark :^)
>>1255565
>>1255572
because dean is the one who got 2.9 record silly
>New Era
TOP KEK WWE
>Triple H as Champion
>Drew 101k at a PPV
>Roman as Champion
>Only Drew 13k at the next PPV
Fucking Kek
>>1255570
The show hasn't even started and smarks are already getting worked up. Kek.
>>1255577
Will Ryder win the World Heavyweight Championship in his career?
>>1255275
Stone's knees too desu. Though the transformer knee braces are kinda badass looking.
Radically changed
>literally the same
The Vaudevillians better talk shit about hurting that SOFT Enzo.
>>1255575
>getting this upset
Wew relax senpai, you're getting your precious >>(You)s
What does #LG stand for?
>>1255577
is Balor debuting tonight?
Since when do they show video clips of last night's PPV? It's usually stills.
>>1255588
Life's Good
>>1255588
luke gallows
>>1255577
Will AJ win the title at Extreme Rules?
>>1255585
>/woo/ nigger
>>1255275
cena's powerlevel isn't all that high right now his last match he lost clean to ADR and spent the last year or so dicking around with the US title
>>1255586
Hogan Poster won the other thread before it was deleted. He is now here.
I hope Festus makes another appearance. Go Festus!
>>1255590
Because Payback is a B-Tier PPV
today is the day
>>1255591
>defending samoan scum
Hola Rock!
>>1255576
No no no
Roman vs Reigns vs Alberto del Rio = 2.93 viewers
>>1255563
kys carter nigger
>>1255593
No that's dumb
>Roman lost twice in a row last night.
>new era
>no new music
DUH QUEENDOM
WHERE DUH QUEENS BOWDOWN
>Mcmahon power struggle
>New Era
HAHAHAHA
>>1255608
hows it dumb? its his name
Randy Orton is returning and there's nothing you can do about it
>Steph's titties
Wew
Where was Lillian last night?
Roman drinking smark tears sign spotted
>it's a mcmahon family episode
>>1255605
?? deanetty started the last hour and everyone tuned off. can't blame roman
>new era
>stephanie still opening the show
kek
HNNNNNNNNNGGG
>new era
>no new set
>no new intro
Why can't they do anything right
>It's a power struggle episode
>short skirt
hnnnngggg
Are they trying to make us like Steph again?
Literally spend years making us hate her. Now all of a sudden we should like her. Same with Roman. What does Vince even want?
Someone post the Steph porn
I don't care how shrill and horrible Stephanie is I still want her to wreck me with those massive tits.
>>1255604
>Responding to /b/ tier images
>Actually using wootist memes on here.
What is this new era going to be called?
>inb4 Haitch buries Shane at Summerslam
Do they really think loads of people are excited for this story?
Why are they pushing it so hard?
>>1255633
The new era
Looks like Stephanie went to the Verizon store.
>Stephanie in that skirt
Time for R/a/w
Cartoon Steph porn has been the best part of WWE in months
>>1255633
The injury era
>IT'S ANOTER MACMAN STORYLINE
>One half of the power of WWE RAW
what a name
>>1255633
Millennial's Era.
>>1255633
PG Era V2
>the IC title picture is more entertaining than the WHC title
>new era
I hope enzo shows up and says stuff
>>1255622
Dean ended the 2nd hour
Nice try
3rd hour: Apollo Crews vs Stardust, AJ and Roman backstage, Bullet Club walk out AJ's dressing room, Bullet Club confront AJ, Roman Promo, Bullet Club attacks Roman, Roman and AJ backstage, Roman vs Del Rio, Bullet Club and AJ brawl with Romanetty and Usos
>>1255637
Maybe it will have an ok payout
Anyone gotta livestream link? My TV has no sound on USA specifically
>>1255633
The Masturbation Era.
>>1255633
Manlet era
>>1255598
Nobody cares about Shane and Steph
>bitch boi
>>1255642
Bite the pillow, baby.
SHANE THE ABSOLUTE MACMAN
>>1255633
The WCW/TNA Era.
>EVERYBODY LOVES A GOOD CAR WRECK
>>1255633
SJW Era
>>1255633
The TNA/NJPW in the WWE Era
I just wanna fuckin choke steph
>>1255633
Based Fatass Era
>>1255662
Nah
Also, I noticed a sign like this in the crowd
I hope it's a dildo
who /a/ here?
>It's a dildo
>>1255649
Wish I'd feel insulted by a polturd.
Æ ß ð © ® þ ™ ¶ œ o
>It's a bomb
>>1255672
>>1255668
Same but only while I'm railing her and Triple Cuck is watching.
>Raw is War 2.0
Who is that retard?
>>1255677
A BOMB?
They managed to make Shane boring as fuck and put him in a horrible storyline
>>1255674
fuck you and your edited signs
>potential face Steph
MUH DICK
>>1255674
who else is enjoying a responsible adult beverage at home tonight?
It's a canadian episode
I wish Stephanie was my sister :(
DON'T TRUST HER, SHANE
Based Steph
>>1255598
Enzo is weak and S-O-F-T
>>1255633
The Roman Era
>All of our good wrestlers are dead and injured so we need to use the McMahons to carry RAW
>>1255687
Thanks MILLER LITE
>>1255680
>Who is that retard?
BASED FATASS
Fat boy has arrived
BASED FATASS INCOMING
IT'S THIS FAT FUCK AGAIN
Fatass strikes again!
What does this fatty want? I'm sick of his Canadian voice
how many times have steph and shane fugged
Is it just me or does kevin owens mild pop when his music hits sound exactly the same every time?
I think its canned.
REMOVE FAT
>Kevin Owens
BASED FATFUCK
SO FUCKING BASED
Based fatass here to save the day
THIS IS MY DICK THIS IS MY DICK
>>1255711
I AM HARD
>>1255711
>porn of Camp WWE
that was quick
>>1255711
That didn't take long
Did they?
>>1255711
OH SHIT
Based fat fuck
KO works the crowd pretty good, why do people hate him?
hes the best.
>>1255711
There's already porn of it?!
>>1255704
Tell me more about Sweden
>>1255723
People hate him?
>>1255711
moar
>>1255708
>yfw be Triple H ;_;
SOUND THE ALARM, THERE'S POOP IN THE CHAIR
>INTERCONTINITLE MATCH
>>1255045
we get it
fatal four way match
just book it
>Cesaro
go Kevin owens go!
JOBBER INCOMING
Did an autistic redditor print out hundred of Cesaro Section signs again?
>Intecontinuntal
>State of this fatso
Why do people like Owens again?
Le Reddit Section XD
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
MEME-FUCKING-SARO
>Cesaro
>>1255633
Blacked era
>the lack of pop for Cesaro
Cesaro's entrance is lame as FUCK lmao
dying for an all american badass to come out and fuck these foreigners up
where's cena
>>1255742
He's a good heel
>>1255732
>Pedo mod will not like it that some idiot just uploaded pedo porn for neckbeards like you to jerk off to
>based poutine fatty saves payback from enzo botch
>based poutine fatty saves shitty commentary during IC title match
>based poutine fatty saves raw
FAT OWENS FAT
LMAO
>>1255717
>Zack Ryder won and lost the IC title in less than 24 hours
Of courses someone already made porn or a cartoon. We're on the Internet
This New Era shit is pissing me off.
>the Cesaro
>the cesaro
KO jobbing again
Jesus Christ.
Cesaro section shirt
WHERE IS BALOR?
>A reddit meme turned into a shirt
>>1255742
He's hilarious
>>1255756
lmao i saw that sign too
>THE CESARO
>Shane and Steph actually working together
>no HHH anywhere
>Based KO
>Cesaro/KO Match
It really is a shame. This all seems really good at first glance. Siblings working together to make the company better...It all feels really good and nice (despite the inevitable betrayal down the line) but all this doesnt help soften the pain that was THE LAST FUCKING 5 MONTHS.
What did he mean by this?
<-------
>>1255764
At home playing legos
Gallows , Anderson And Styles Vs Reigns and Uso's main event?
>>1255764
Backstage balls deep in Becky Lynch until he has to come out and cut a promo on AJ Styles
>>1255711
RULE 34!!!
>>1255752
Busy doing Amy Schumer movies and yukking it up on Jimmy Kimmel
>>1255764
Bathing in Lego's
>>1255751
there are 2 certain points in chyna's life that I would have loved to have her as my sex slave. The little surgery she had actually did it for me.
I just wish she never went overboard.
>2 promos
>from 2 people whose 1st language is not english
make raw great again
>whiny fat smarks complaining about every little thing
never change
This show is so bad.
What is cesaros gimmick being bald and having a breakaway suit?
Kevin Owens gimmick is being fat and having 10 finishers LOLSOGOODWRESTLER he gets winded after 2 minutes TOPS
AND WHY IS SHANE EVEN HERE THAT STIPULATION MEANT NOTHING AT MANIA AND NO ONE GIVES EVEN HALF OF A FUCK ABOUT STEPHANIE
>>1255752
But you guys have Kalisto. That's American as it gets these days.
>Waah, Reddit! Waah, Reddit!
>R-Reddit sux!!!
>Y rn't we popular liek them!!! :'^(
>>1255765
Is that really from a reddit meme. wtf kek
>>1255769
>shawn michaels
every time
>>1255717
>>1255718
>>1255725
There's always already porn of everything.. If anything, this is fucking late for hentai standards.
That's also all there is for now. Probably would've a sadpanda gallery had it not been for the small audience the show can reach and hiding Steph in the promos.
Give it a few weeks.
>>1255769
>Favorite Cartoon Character
>Shawn Michaels
My sides!
>i enjoy the work of kevin owens
IS NOW A GOOD TIME TO START WATCHING THIS MANCHILD SPORT AGAIN WITH ALL THIS NEW ERA SHIT GOING ON
PLS RESPOND
>>1255783
> american
> nigger
> speaking "english"
LLOLL
>>1255787
Yeah some autist printed out like hundreds of cesaro section signs in a attempt to get him over
>>1255769
Is there more of these?
>>1255784
>The irony of calling someone a pedo while posting pedo porn
Your IQ is still in double digits isn't it?
>>1255758
Get worked, mark
>>1255783
Kalisto is from Chicago...
>>1255775
>implying he's aware of her existence
>Back to still pictures
There's the WWE we all loathe and despise!
>>1255795
That's pretty funny I thought wwe handed them out like the lights
>>1255772
My buddy who goes on reddit says there's a dude on there who lives in the same town as Big Show and takes pictures of him buying groceries and getting ice cream with his kids and shit
>>1255769
>Favorite Actress
>chicks can't act worth a spit!
TRIGGERED
Do you think JBL will make a reference to Leicester winning the premier league tonight? If he doesn't I'll paypal someone $50
cesaro just did a bunch of amazing moves and didn't get cheered at all
this crowd sucks or he not good?
top kek BASED FAT ASS ALREADY REST HOLDING
I'm so sick of seeing this match Jesus Christ
>>1255810
Partially the crowd
partially the way WWE booked him since returning
GOOD CAMERA WORK THERE YOU CUNTS
They did the meme corner spot early
>>1255809
I'd say its certain
>>1255814
Based Kevin Dunn
>Kevin Owens vs Cesaro
>miz on commentary
Cesaro vs. Owens is the new Cena vs. Orton....there's only so many times I can tolerate seeing the same match 10 times
maryse stop bumbling!
>>1255809
Why would he?
>>1255824
Hello Becky
friendly reminder that they gave zack ryder the win so he could drop it to the miz without having kevin owens lose directly to the miz
that sucks bro
>>1255821
How many 10 times until it's 10 to many?
Who /a/ss here?
Miz is fucking based, ngl. Think about it.
>10/10 looks no homo
>10/10 wife
>10/10 charisma
>getting better in ring every year
>gets legit heel heat instead of smarky heel cheers
how can one man be so based
>>1255828
>Becky
LMAO MIZ AND MARYSE ARE SO FUCKING BASED
Miz is pretty good on commentary but he flubs his lines to often
>>1255809
memesaro gets old quick with his uppercut spam.
I absolutely love Owens interactions with Cole.
>>1255841
Looks kinda fake.
>>1255842
>I absolutely love Owens
>>1255841
Meh. Her tits are slightly below average.
>>1255841
Appreciate the tits, but watch out for that 3 day ban lad
>tfw maryse will never whisper sweet French Canadian nothing's into your ear
THE FAT ASS SPLASH
>>1255835
Hi Mike
>ads
Jesus christ they're fucking unbearable. This is why I don't usually watch live.
>>1255830
they gave ryder the win so that smarks would have something to hold on to all night knowing that reigns would win
>They call it the "Bullfrog Splash"
>>1255849
In the age of dynamic IPs and 4G, bans are worthless
>>1255842
>I absolutely love Owens interactions with Cole.
>>1255824
looking good sasha
>"Many people have called it the Bullfrog Splash"
>"Many people"
>"Many"
@1255846
@1255859
2012 called. They want their meme back.
>>1255857
>He calls it "The Stone Cold Stunner" John
>>1255858
except when they range ban the whole country
>>1255847
Still good enough. She is best girl right now.
>>1255841
Wow. How did ugly rusev score that?
Porn getting deleted?
Outlaw /asp/ is over
Triple Hiro is bringing in the authority
What are you snackin' on for Raw?
I have a Danny's favorite and some rootu beeah
>>1255855
>>1255834
reporting in
>>1255845
hot
>>1255853
What I hate is that most of the matches have a commercial break now. Sometimes it is even more than one ruining the match.
>>1255869
Root beer float and spicy cheez-its
>>1255868
>ugly rusev
Please hit the weights, take a shower and get a clue
>kissing the hand that jerks your penis
fucking gross
>>1255869
The big guys currently BBQing some burgers, hot dogs and chicken wings
>BYRON GETTING BTFO AGAIN
>>1255866
>living in the third world
HAHAHHA BYRON BTFO
He made references to Leicester for the last weeks
>Byron is a NEET
>Cesaro is an amazin athlete
How does the cannonball not kill them?
>>1255868
>ugly
BASED BASED BASED
>>1255824
buzz off rato
>>1255886
I'd kill myself if fatfuck put his ass in my face3.
>>1255880
UK phones are banned
THE STATE OF BYRON
>>1255834
>>1255871
>>1255870
Who is this fucker?
>hate the booking choices
>shit on everything wwe creative does
>watch every week so I can shit post about it
>watch every week
>every week
Have they won?
>>1255891
>living in the third world
>Miz
>Has won all titles in WWE
>Hot wife
>Successful career
>Main evented mania
>Healthy body
>CM Punk
>0(zero) main events
>Broken body
>Jobber in the UFC
>TAG TEAM MATCH
JUST FUCK MY LIFE UP
THE MIZ DID NOTHING WRONG.
BASED MIZ FOREVER.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>owens just tosses miz at sami
HA
>>1255894
I'm afraid so
hol up a minut playah
Just make it a Fatal 5-Way already...
>>1255834
>>1255869
>Janitor is actually here
Good thing I'm phoneposting
Do they hate steph porn :^(
This Cesaro guy is lame as fuggg
Miz is pretty decent on mic tho
This zayn nigga is whack as fuck too
Are all the current fans fucking children or something?
>>1255896
>jobber
>UFC
well memed
What does helluva mean?
Fatal 4-Way Ladder Macth for IC Title at Extereme Rules, callin it
>Miz in that segment
nice haircut sami
Another wrestler with no character or gimmick
Le Sammy man
This guy is the biggest literal WHO to 99 percent of people who watch wrestling
>>1255893
>He doesn't know
>>1255908
hell of a
So isn't Zayn 0-3 in singles matches against Owens in the WWE? Why should anyone give a fuck about that match-up at this point? Owens was totally right last night when he said that he's clearly the better man and he should get to move on from Zayn.
>>1255905
>tfw i phonepost more than wifi post these days
Mods have become fags tbvh
>>1255906
no, cesaro and zayn are most popular with grown men
ginger muslim faggot
>>1255908
Worship Allah
>>1255915
That's what I thought it was but they pronounce it Heloova
>>1255908
It's pronouced like "hell of a"
but WWE is PG so it's now "Hell ooo vah"
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>Steph giving Deanetty the fuck me eyes
>>1255893
>Not knowing who he is
>Steph will never look at you like this
>>1255896
>UFC
>JOBBER
IMPLYING HE'S EVER GOING TO FIGHT
>Dean flirtin' with Steph
Why is this so cute?
>>1255892
damn, steph is looking young and mighty fuckable
shit
i'd love to give her the dick right now
This Fatal 4 way its pretty solid.
Whats the Miz doing there anyway?
>>1255921
Triggered?
Its meme ambrose!
Dean seeing through the façade. Interesting.
BASED DEAN
Do it Deany... Fuck Steph...
>Dean still not berried
>>1255914
Fill me on it faggit.
....mitch?
>ask me anything you want
mitch the plant?
>>1255928
Kill me now senpai
>Dean and Steph
Did they?
>>1255933
Carrying those outlaw shitters on the mic
New storyline: Dean Ambrose bangs Steph and cucks HHH
>>1255937
>>1255937
>I enjoy Dean "Reddit" Ambrose
>>1255939
is that a collapsed anus?
Steph looks pretty hot tonight lads
>>1255933
He is the designated punching bag.
>>1255953
It's the main event of Raw tonight
Who was riding with Mark Henry? I need to see that episode
>Deanetty
Ratings are sinking faster than the titanic
>>1255936
>Dean seeing through the façade. Interesting.
>>1255952
>Le Fedora Meme
Go back fapping to Roman porn
>>1255952
completely seething aitchfag detected
>>1255939
Enjoy the ban.
>>1255933
Carrying that title on his back because those indie reddit jobbers can't do it
>>1255933
He's the heel that everyone will boo.
>>1255936
>Dean seeing through the façade. Interesting.
>>1255936
>Dean seeing through the façade. Interesting.
>>1255924
always been pronounced he loov ah kick
https://youtu.be/dE5qQ4xbPQQ?t=32
>>1255949
Owens could do that. KO doesnt need anyone to carry him on the mic. He is the best on the current roster.
Prove me wrong
>>1255963
>>1255964
>Dean "Thanks for the Reddit Gold!" Ambrose defense force
>>1255933
>Whats the Miz doing there anyway?
Carrying the feud on the mic because indie shitters cant talk
I told my students my favorite wrestlers and they made fun of me.
r8 me /asp/:
>Rusev
>Miz
>Rollins
>Big E
>Del Rio
>>1255924
el generico can't speak english properly so he mispronounced helluva kick as hel oovah kick
>>1255445
>stop thinking what I don't like
>>1255985
What did he mean by this?
>>1255913
Oh god you gave me a great laugh with this. Wrestling has been a joke for awhile though now friend.
>>1255982
>Based
>Based
>Based
>Funny
>Meh
B A B E
U
T
H
I didn't even know R-Truth still worked for WWE. When was the last time he was relevant?
>r-truth using a fake phone
>>1255936
>Dean seeing through the façade. Interesting.
GOD DAMN IT
I THOUGHT MAYBE ONCE I COULD WATCH FUCKING WRESTLING ALONE IN PEACE
BUT OF COURSE
OF FUCKING COURSE
MY DAD COMES HOME EARLLY AND SEES GOLDUST SAY "ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME JEALOUS"
NOW HE THINKS IM GAY AGAIN FUCK I HAVENT EVEN WATXHED IN MONTHS CAUSE HE THINKS ITS GAY
>the state of tyler's career
why even call him up from NXT
>>1256010
Jobbing along Miz towards Cena and Rock.
It's Mr. One Spear.
The Bullet club vs Coconut niggers
Aj styles with his amazing no mic skills go back to TNA and catch a Pokemon you fucking midget
>festus
>usos
>respect episode
>hahahaha R-Truth is hilarious!!!
Da hell Breeze take that skull cap out you white
What the fuck am i watching?
R-Truth using an African selfie stick
This feels like I'm watching smackdown
lol enzo is such a shitty worker
welp
>Becky Just Lynch
even though what happened to enzo was really sad, this definitely helps bring actual interest in the tag team division. theyve definitely been going a good direction as of late (except limiting the stakes to a #1 contendership instead of an actual title match) and if theyre really trying to get enzo and cass over, theyll get a HUGE fucking pop once hes cleared to wrestle again
>>1258438
plus using a legit injury to put heat on the vaudevillians when they were seen as a joke was a smart move too
