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Fire this man.
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>>1253051
Enzo is the one who fucked up, not Gotch
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>>1253051
I mean, at least he's white. I say keep him.
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>>1253061
>i mean
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Daily reminder he's married to a Guerrero
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>>1253172
No, his partner is the one who married a Guerrero
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>>1253198
>>1253172
No, im patrick
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>>1253060
they both fucked up
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>>1253051
He had not one but two potentially fatal situations in his match. Fire this dangerous fuck.
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>>1253209
What was the other?
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>>1253307
Grabbing the neck of the guy he had just fucked up. That can be fatal. You never move an injured person, especially if the trauma is related to the neck or spine.
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>>1253310
he moved him into a recovery position you mark
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>>1253312
By pulling him up by the neck you dumbass?
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>>1253315
yes :^)
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>>1253317

You're not from here, newfriend.

>>1253315

Stop sucking dick at the corner for quarters.

>>1253201

You're not from here, either.

>>1253060

This. Enzo failed to literally navigate the gap between one rope and literally anything else on the planet, and he failed.

Protip, nignogs: wrestling isn't real. Gotch didn't 'throw' Enzo into the ropes, Enzo exited the ring like a fucking mong and Benoited his head for it.
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>>1253334

Hey look it's that guy from Reddit.
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>>1253315
he really should have cracked his neck to ensure his victory then start posing.

>we are!
>THE VAUDEVILLAINS!
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>>1253334
It was Enzo's responsibility to leave the ring in a safe manner. Attempting a baseball slide while his upper body was in that vertical a position was irresponsible. The ref should have not let Gotch anywhere near Enzo. Gotch should have tussled with Cass while the ref was attending to Enzo.

The inexperience really showed. The Dudleys and the Lucha Dragons had a match where Kalisto was slightly injured, and the three remaining old timers saved the match while Kalisto was attended to off camera. Another case of NXT bringing up talent way too fast.
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cass recycled a promo and enzo is clearly sloppy in the ring
this will kill their momentum and they deserve it
i'm glad enzo got hurt so now they can languish on main event for a year or two before being released

good riddance
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>>1253382
What a real peice of shit you are.
Celebrating a man's injury that could have potentially killed or paralyzed him
You're disgusting
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>>1253382
Exactly, every entrance is a debut to them.
Annoying and shallow as fuck.

>>1253387
hope his career is over, benoit yourself.
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>>1253387
dont argue with this fedora lord m8, he will claim "lmao moralist xD we r on 4chinz we wuz anoonimus n shit", let him be, this is the only place where he can vent his frustration
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He'd be a good fit as the newest member of the vaudevillains.
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>>1253382
>>1253389

That's SO Reddit!
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>>1253382
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They trust Enzo with his first PPV match and he gets injured right away. They won't trust him again. His career is over.
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>>1253382
have sex, redditor

go outside, talk to girls

lift some weights


what a nerd
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Is this board always so bad?
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>>1253414
It's usually worse.
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>>1253414
yes
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>>1253416
>>1253417
how horrifying..
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Enzo better not have gotten paid as much as the guys who actually finished their matches.
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>>1253382
>>1253387
>>1253392
>>1253394
>>1253413

Triggered.
You don't belong here.
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So who will the #1 contenders be?
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>>1253433

Well we know where you belong.

Reddit.
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>>1253435
Triggered.
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>>1253434
vaudevillains will get squashed by new day
in a few months you won't see them on raw anymore
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>>1253434

Probably the fucking Usos.
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>>1253434
I suppose it will be revealed on RAW.

If Enzo is all good up and running we'll have the match on RAW I suppose. If not... fuck, I don't know, giving Vaudevillains a title shot will be boring as fuck
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If it was Roman, he would've got back up and finished the match.
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>>1253440
We'll be lucky if Enzo sees two matches by the time Extreme Rules rolls around

Concussions are srs bzns
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>>1253458
Extreme Rules? Lucky he doesn't go back to NXT since he's clearly not ready for prime time, let alone a PPV.
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>>1253461
Why would he go back to NXT? They have ropes there, too.
He needs to get himself to some fucking yoga mat fed so he can wrestle scuba steve on a some bubblewrap
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>>1253061
Good point. Push him to the moon.
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He's just living his gimmick. Their gimmick should be trying to kill people in the ring. Makes them even more interesting.
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>>1253334
The Vaudvillains are not ready to be on the main roster and Enzo can't wrestle. They shouldn't have been on PPV. No surprise they fucked up.
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>>1253614
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>>1253391
HGH Gut. RIP in two years Ryback.
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>>1253616

Someone please tell me why these guys are on the main roster but Samoa Joe is still in developmental?

>>1253619

Huh?
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>>1253414
Only when you post >:P
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OP isn't MANLY.

>>1253616
Simon Gotch has been wrestling since 2003.
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Bottom line?

More fuck ups and botchs from NXT wrestlers.

Keep them were they are
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>>1253433
stay mad, redditor
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>>1253433
oh, it's that guy that got blew the fuck out in his own enzo thread
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>>1253632
> botchs

top irony
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>>1253682
>>1253687
Triggered.
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>>1253693
Have sex, nerd
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>>1253699
Triggered.
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>>1253630
And he's stilll not ready. Damn. He should retire.
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>>1253743
He's better at wrestling than you are at posting.
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>>1253751
In his defense, he didn't nearly paralyze a man by shitposting.
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>>1253433
Anyone wishing death or injury to a wrestler doesn't belong here.
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>>1253796
Triggered.
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>>1253632
>Tyson Kidd
>Cesaro
>Bray Wyatt
>Luke Harper
>Sami Zayn
>Dana Brook
>Hideo Itami
>Sting
>Seth Rollins
>Enzo Amore


Lmao all of these guys have been injured in the last year or two and all these have been in NXT. These noobs all need to learn to wrestle.
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>>1253814
What about Cena? Orton?
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>>1253622
>but Samoa Joe is still in developmental?
because they don't really want joe, But they want even more that no one else have him as well
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>>1253818
No ignore them, we're saying NXT guys like the ones I listed have more fuck ups and botches but ignore Cena and Orton please, they don't count and were probably injured by someone who's been in NXT.
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>>1253621
thats the weight belt he's wearing doing that to him dumbass. But then again I wouldn't expect you to know what stuff is used inside a gym anyways.
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>>1253391
>implying the safe guy didn't save Kalisto's life
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>>1253622
Because Samoa Joe isn't just there to get used to the WWE style, he's there to develop NXT talents.
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>>1253825
>But then again I wouldn't expect you to know what stuff is used inside a gym anyways.
top rekt
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>>1253814
Damn when was Sting in NXT I must have missed that
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>>1253774
This made my night
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>>1253381
>The ref should have not let Gotch anywhere near Enzo.
Gotch might not see ref's signals though, and the injury was sudden by that time. Can't totally blame him.
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>>1253834
Seth recklessly injured him dumb ass, so he's a victim of NXT's sloppy wrestlers.
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Hi guise it's Scarce here
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>>1253701
>the internet is all he has
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>>1253814
Being stupid "ironically" still counts as being stupid
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>>1253827
Ryback saved Kalisto's life and/or career.

Kalisto clipped the top rope during his aerial, which cut his momentum in such a way that he was falling head down, perpendicularly to the edge of the ring. Not only did Ryback catch him preventing a shoot pile driver, but he sold the offensive move.

I hope this was seen by management and the locker room. Enzo's injury on the main show pushed the pre-show save out of the spot light.
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>>1253825
>But then again I wouldn't expect you to know what stuff is used inside a gym anyways.
Holy shit anon, don't kill him now
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>>1253391
my cutie ryback 50x world champ and wrestlemania pg hall of famer

weak cant spell Enzo amor knockd out by 1 rope, how you doin, s o f t
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>>1254148
> Ryback vs Enzo

...sort-of want? If BIG GUY was on his game the bants could be glorious.
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>>1253774
neither did simon
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>>1253814
>Sting
You nearly got me anon
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why didnt enzo duck?
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>>1253434
Anderson and Gallows

WWE wants that NJPW recognition hard. They'll get the titles at Extreme Rules.
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>>1253828
Samoa Joe doesn't mind being called up to the main roster immediately with the NXT title.
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>>1253409
This is like his 2nd or 3rd PPV. Go back to r/Reddit.
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>>1253051
>culling manlets
>bad
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>>1253458
He will miss 4 weeks so he definitely is missing extreme rules.
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>>1253814
Sting in NXT? 18+
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>>1254167
He was only like 8 feet from the ropes.
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>>1253334
back to squared circled, Redditfag.
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>>1253458
Now that Enzo is confirmed to be okay with no major long term effects I imagine they will turn this into some heel heat for the Vaudevillains, similar to Owen Hart and Austin.
They'll keep Enzo off for a month at least for concussion testing, if he clears it then I reckon they might leave a return until the Raw before Summerslam.
At that point they could have had the Vaudevillains take the titles from New Day in some shenanigans related fashion, and have a promo on the pre SS Raw talking about how strong they are and how old wrestling ideals always win, getting interrupted with Enzo and Cass, setting up a title match for SS.
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>>1253310
Are you legit retarded? So if someone had a car crash and were in harms way would you say sorry bro can't move you.
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>>1254405
Is that what I wrote you retard? Obviously you address immediate dangers if needed, but you don't just move an injured person because you risk doing further damage. That goes for every sport and in real life.
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>>1253875
webm?
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>>1254405
Enzo was at a clear ringside with a ref tending to him, not in a car wreckage. The only possible danger would come from an idiot like Gotch trying to move him. Where the fuck was he going to move him to that was safer, huh?
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>>1253875
Would have been better to not sell the move since it was a blatant and extremely exposing catch. He could have wiped his forehead and played it off something like "phew, don't want any casualties do we" and then a laugh. It's generally acknowledged in kayfabe that wrestlers often don't want to kill or seriously injure each other.
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>no
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IT'S WHAT A MAN DOES
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>>1253381
Kalisto's "injury" in that match was worked.
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>>1253825
>weight belts make you look fat

I bet you tell that to all the ladies don't you?
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>>1254544
You'll take a gif and like it
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>>1256670
Ryback saved the crash n' burn with a great catch.
>CM Punk BTFO
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>>1256699
He had already caught himself, Ryback running to catch him like that was unnecessary and made the botch look even worse.
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>>1254405
>There's only one word to describe autist like you and imma spell it out
>S-T-E-W-P-I-D
>STTTEEEEEEWWWWPPPPIIIIIIDDDDDD

AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT
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too bad enzo didn't have to retire
save himself from future injuries and us from seeing him in the ring ever again
just a matter of time, though
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>>1253051
>realist man in the emergency room

I lol'd

Push them vince
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>>1257243
>Push them vince

Enzo is a midget
Not a chance
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>>1257265
I'm talking vaudevillians not that fuck enzo
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>>1257307
Oh. Then you're right. They even proved last night that they can cut the fat from the roster.
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enzo vs the ropes rematch
book it for extreme rules
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>>1257389
Will that loud mouthed nigger ever live this down?
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>>1257518
Hopefully this is the beginning of the end of his career. At the very least we can be thankful his injury stopped his match last night, even if it hasn't ended his career yet.
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Triple H tears his quads, finishes the match.
Enzo hits the ropes, leaves early.
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>>1256869
nah man kalisto would still hit the side of the ring, I appreciate ryback for doing that
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>>1257959
Even if kali might have made it, the big guy did the right thing by making sure there wouldn't be an incident
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>>1256869
Nah man Kalipso could have ended up with a concussion and a broken arm
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>>1257712
>kurt gets legit knocked out
>still ends the match
>foley gets knocked out
>still finishes
>hbk breaks his back
>still finishes

S A W F T
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>>1260086
Not really his decision when the paramedics come and put him on a strecher
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>>1258247
Then did the wrong thing by selling the move instead of just admitting he didn't want his opponent to die.
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>>1260091
Foley came back from a real stretcher, I doubt that was meant to happen in that hell in a cell match
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>>1260086
As the Vaudevillains said, real men get back up.

Great promo from the Vaudevillains desu, good way to capitalise and get some heat since there's already casuals who think he almost killed him even though it was Enzo's own fault.
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>>1260104
He wasn't exactly strapped to it.
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the jani here is a enzo fanboy. all i did was ask why enzo didnt get down or duck and the reply got deleted.

hey assclown, it wasnt a joke, its a legit question. Why the fuck did he run face first into the fucking ropes? maybe he was already concussed and didnt know where he was when gotch threw him. because it was 100% enzo's fault for not getting under the ropes.
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>>1260086
taker also got a concussion against lesnar
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>>1260172
He was like 8 feet from the ropes and tried to duck, not a huge deal. I'm sure your uncoordinated ass couldn't take half the bump Enzo did.
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>>1253381
Umm the ref shoved him out of the way when he realised Enzo wasn't moving on his own steam (which only took him 2-3 seconds to recognise).

Sometimes wrestlers wont even answer the ref if he asks if they are ok - go watch jerichos podcast where he and Nick Patrick talk about their bustup when Neville got injured, Jericho says that sometimes the ref is asking you over and over if you're hurt and you just dont wanna answer for whatever reason.

I think the ref did just fine, and Gotch wasnt to know he was out cold until he actually tried to move him - his eyes were open so he prob thought he was selling for those few seconds.
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>>1253382
You're a moron, weak bait
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>>1253875
I noticed that too, fair play to Ryback, good reactions. The guys on wrestling soup mentioned it as well, wonder if CM Punk would have caught him
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>>1260086
All had their careers vastly shortened by injuries too
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>>1260288
>tried to duck
>neck first into the SECOND ROPE

jesus christ how thick are you?
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>>1261278
He saw Enzo bump right in front of his eyes. Cass, who hasn't been wrestling half the time Gotch has, saw something was up straight fucking away from across the ring. Not to mention it was a fucking slide and you don't sell those completely motionless for 20 odd seconds.
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Reminder that the original plan was for the Dudley Boyz to cost Enzo and Cass the match. Enzo nearly getting killed is better than the original plan.
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>>1260086
didnt Ric Rude fuck his back up fighting sting and finish that match too?
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>>1263198
gotch was playing to the crowd as enzo fell out of the ring, cass was paying attention to his partner
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>>1261315
This. Longevity has shortened due to injuries. Number one recent example
>Daniel Bryan
Good to catch these things early
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>>1263198
Enzo is a great seller, it's the only in ring thing he does very well. Heels are supposed to disrespect the ref. Enzo botched, he has a history of being sloppy, he even broke his leg.
>realest guy in the EMERGENCY room
>how ARE you doing

It's too bad he didn't call enzo
>s-O-f-t

congrats to KO and the muslim cab driver for bringing the crowd back.
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>>1263247
Quebecers punching each others for fans is always fun to watch.
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>>1253060
Stone Cold said it was Gotch who fucked up. Stone Cold would know more about fucking up in the ring then anybody here does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DrrPzOlp2E
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>>1263239
He saw Enzo right in front of him ricochet off the ropes and smack his head on the apron. You can see it plain as day in the video.
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