xD
>>1244055
because he cant see him :/ Its a blessing and a curse anon
>>1244055
>John Felix Anthony Cena (/ˈsiːnə/; born April 23, 1977) is an American professional wrestler, rapper, actor and reality television show host signed to WWE. Cena has been credited by WWE as the public face of that organization,[8] and has served as its franchise player since 2005.[9]
As you can see he doesn't have any military training you fucking retard
>>1244055
Because ISIS works for the American government
>>1244055
Because ISIS are only midcard Heels. They need to have at least a US Title run before they get fed to Cena.
If you had to assemble a team of five WWE stars, past and present, to infiltrate a terrorist camp and kill a terrorist leader, who are you taking?
1) Cena for his leadership and strength
2) Stone Cold to add that ruthless edge
3) Sgt. Slaughter for the military angle
4) Shield-Seth Rollins for general use
5) Roman Reigns for cannon fodder
>>1244148
>he has seen the documentary The Marine
>>1244219
That wasn't a documentary it was a movie dumb ass
>>1244226
It wasn't a movie it was kino, dumbass.
>>1244230
It was a movie you retard.
Do you want proof?
>>1244213
1. Muhammad Hassan because he could be a double agent
2. Roman Reigns because he wears a bulletproof vest 90% of the time
3. Undertaker because he can teleport in, kill the leader, and safely teleport away with his kayfabe zombie-wizard mystical powers.
4. The Great Khali because he will distract all the terrorists by making them mark for him and shitpost on Facebook.
5. John Cena because he once led the A-Team https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DTWGmcEY4Q
>>1244232
K I N O
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>>1244233
>4. The Great Khali because he will distract all the terrorists by making them mark for him and shitpost on Facebook.
>>1244235
>The Marine is a 2006 American action film directed by John Bonito. The film stars John Cena, Robert Patrick and Kelly Carlson. It was produced by the films division of WWE, called WWE Studios, and distributed in the United States by 20th Century Fox.
FILM.
Now fuck off idiot
>>1244238
K I N O
>>1244238
>He thinks The Marine was a film
Holy shit kys
>>1244238
>FILM.
>>1244156
ISIS aren't even midcard. They're lower than the Social Outcasts.
>>1244254
>The Marine
>a film
>not kino
Holy fuck my sides have left kayfabe
New thread >>1244243
>>1244257
You're fucking retarded.
Just benoit urself idiot
>>1244265
What, you can't fucking handle how hard The Marine hits?
>>1244254
>marine
>Film
>Not a movie
YES! HE'D GIVE EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM SAND NIGGERS AND ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!
>>1244255
True tbf
At lesat the Outcasts get time on Raw. I can't even remember the last time I saw ISIS on TV
>>1244213
Cena (obviously)
Brock lesnar for his marksmanship
Kane for his intelligence
rusev for intimidation
and probably road dogg because he was actually in the military
Cena isn't an actual armyman marine OP
>>1244321
delete this
>>1244319
This is actually a good list. You might want someone small and agile though to be a recon/point man.
Sen Bray Waytt he'll mindfuck & brainwash them
