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>>1212125
>>1240313
That's a big chair.
>>1240329
for you
>>1240335
I can see her being a /tv/ shitposter
>>1240313
Best general on /asp/
>>1240346
It's pretty comfy aside from the occasional sperg out by sashafag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GkiK3K8kKM
So is this "feud" going to just culminate with a match on raw next week? I can't see anything happening at Payback.
>>1240369
Payback card is all filled up so I expect it will culminate in a big 4 minute classic on the next Raw
>>1240369
They had another segment on the facebook page that they both actually appeared in for once. So the match is getting close. It probably will be Raw.
What a waste. Two of the best wrestlers in the women's division and they're relegated to a social media feud.
>>1240370
>a big 4 minute classic on the next Raw
three of those minutes will be taken by commercials
>>1241004
And Cole and JBL shilling the Network and talking about something else not related to the match.
>>1241009
FOLLOW ALL THE ACTION WITH HASHTAG: TOTAL DIVAS
>being an extra for a feud built almost exclusively on social media
JUST
>>1241139
He got to hug Becky at least
I wanna cuddle her giant loads of poop.
I want to grab Becky's love handles and shove my face into her ass as she farts in my mouth
>no bex v emma on Smackdown
what the fuck are they doing?
>>1241175
I don't think they could answer that themselves
>>1241153
>>1241169
>>1241178
What did he mean by this?
>>1241178
What feelings is this gif trying to convey
>>1241178
What was the intent here?
>>1241205
It is the face of an Irishwoman who is being presented with potatos.
The person presenting them is going to plunge that clunge all weekend.
>>1241248
But why did you post it in response to the fartloving degenerates?
Can i smell her farts?
>>1240313
god tier pits
>>1240313
I bet her farts smells like salad...
>>1241265
I didn't post it. I don't acknowledge the fartfags.
>>1241266
Go to a house show and ask her anon. Follow your dreams
>>1240313
Anyone ever smell her farts?
>>1240313
her pit game is off the charts
You think she takes shits like one of the guys, or takes cute poops like a bunny.
>>1241447
I didn't even know pits could be hot
Becky's arms are as thick as Emma's legs
>>1241922
>>1241922
haha, look at becks' smug ass face.
>>1242104
Is that undressed salad?
>>1242104
I want her to bully me
>>1241950
In ring she doesnt look so badass. I cant see her muscles in ring, why?
Thoughts
>>1242141
I'm not sure. It might be that her attire isn't very flattering and makes her look more chubby than musuclar.
>>1242147
I just wish Becky could voice herself
>>1242110
>>1240313
Fuck off you /mlp/ faggot freak
>>1240313
When is she gonna drop the clown hair and go back to this?
>>1242221
After she's went through the rest of the rainbow
>tfw we will never see Becky vs. Beth Phoenix
Shame. Women's division needs a good powerhouse right about now and Nia is a shitter.
>>1241004
>20 minute opening promo puts the crowd to sleep
>Commercial
>Come back from commercial just in time to see Emma pin Becky
>Both are back on NXT within a month
>>1241139
Swagger looks like Minkus from Boy Meets World got sick of taking everyone's shit and got JACKED.
>>1243963
Don't worry, they'll need somebody to make Sasha look strong through her title reign. Becky is safe
>April 3rd, take part in the biggest women's match in Wrestlemania history
>May 1st, absent from the card
JUST
>>1243991
The 'revolution' was nothing more than fad. The women's championship was just a new coat of paint on the same old dilapidated house. It's back to the same old shit now.
>>1240369
they seem to be giving sasha and becky filler matches
my guess is charlotte will retain until SS where we get a mania rematch
>>1244152
This. In the 90's there was another diva's revolution and Sunny wound up as the most over girl of all of them despite zero talent. These things come and go. I expect Asuka to be the "Chyna" of this era.
>>1244152
The wrestling is actually better tho
>>1244168
Asuka actually looks female and can work
>>1244164
SS will 100% be Charlotte vs. Sasha. Becky is done as a top player in the division for at least the rest of 2016. With Bayley coming up very soon she has no place. She's not connected like Charlotte, not as popular as Sasha and not as kid friendly as Bayley
>>1244170
Doesn't matter when they have no meaningful storylines to work with and are saddled with crap booking. WWE is totally incapable of doing more than one women's feud at one time, hence why Becky and Sasha are 'feuding' with people on social media, away from TV.
I don't know what happened. Becky and Charlotte's feud from November-January was great. It's like creative deliberately tries to suck.
Any farts yet?
Pancake titties
>>1240313
Post becky butt, so i can imagine her farting
>>1244181
Not as popular as Botcha? When's the last time you've seen a Asssha general here huh?
>>1244240
>using a tiny fraction of the fanbase as a measuring stick
Check wwe shop. Banks is always in the top sellers ahead of every other woman aside from the bellas. Becky is usually nowhere to be found. WWE listens to cash
>>1244250
Wwe shop changes hourly, Kevin Owens standees were outselling all their shirts at one point.
>>1244282
I check it multiple times per week, Sasha is always somewhere up near the top
>>1244291
>I check it multiple times per week
Why?
>>1244294
To get an idea of how people are doing. People that make more money are more likely to be pushed
>item is overstocked
>item is suddenly atop the most popular list
>item sells more because of visibility
>item is no longer overstocked
>no longer a need to put it on sale compromising the profit margin
>inb4 the wwe would not violate the sanctity of the most popular item sort
WORKED
O
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K
E
D
no, stop looking at wweshop lists, its noticably buggy and you would have to check multiple times a fucking day it changes that frequently. it really gives you virtually no information
>>1241178
Damn that fucking referee looks like when you're getting a bombass blow job and you're trying so hard not to cum
>>1244347
kek
>>1244168
>I expect Asuka to be the "Chyna" of this era.
But Asuka is a GOOD wrestler.
BECKY LYNCH IS GONNA HELP ME LYNCH THE NEW DAY! THEN IMMA SUPERMAN PUNCH UP HER VAG! AND YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT BABY GURL! OOOOOOOOOOOAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>1244192
>I don't know what happened. Becky and Charlotte's feud from November-January was great. It's like creative deliberately tries to suck.
Honestly, the three way feud into Mania was probably the best and hottest angle they had going. But the blistering shitmongers did the ONLY thing they could possibly do to ruin it and put Charlotte over.
The heel had a months long championship run full of weaseling out of fair fights and winning dirty, had plenty of heat on her, and had finally run out of rope going into the blowoff show for a Triple Threat. They could have put the championship on the babyface that was as hot as she'll ever be. They could have put it on the tweener who's pretty goddamn good and Aitch's pet project.
Nope, they put over the cowardly heel who's objectively the fourth best wrestler involved in the goddamn Triple Threat.
>>1244181
I'm not sure they ever expected Becky to get quite as over as she did. She was older than pretty much every other NXT women's recruit who wasn't Ric Flair's transvestite "daughter." She had a history of injuries, including a head injury that was thought to be career ending.
I imagine they brought her in once she was cleared from the head injury because she's REALLY good at wrestling and would be handy to help develop those like Bayley who were younger and less experienced, and just to pad out the NXT roster.
Then she got as over as any other woman in the company, and the fools had very little idea what to do with it.
>>1244474
>People will say Roman is fat or out of shape
He's clearly not, and he clearly needs to stop wrestling with that goddamn vest.
>>1244481
At first I didn't mind Charlotte winning, but after seeing the state of the division since then it's really hit me how dumb a decision it was. Becky is irrelevant again and Sasha has totally lost her momentum by disappearing from TV. I don't know if it was politics or deciding that Sasha wasn't ready yet, but somebody screwed up badly.
Not only has Charlotte been champion for what feels like forever, but she's really limited in who she can go up against. There aren't many babyfaces left right now. There's Becky, Natalya and maybe Paige, but she flip flops all the time. Everyone else of note is heel. Becky should have won the match. She'll never be that hot again.
>>1244491
>I don't know if it was politics or deciding that Sasha wasn't ready yet, but somebody screwed up badly.
>Becky should have won the match. She'll never be that hot again.
Exactly. Even if only as a transitional champion, she could have defended against Charlotte in a rematch at Payback, then Charlotte and Sasha could have a non-title feud to help build them both up. Becky could feud against heel!Paige (because she's a TERRIBLE face), then against Natalya (face vs face would be fine for a short program), and drop the belt either to Sasha or a Bayley as she comes up.
>>1244484
>I'm not sure they ever expected Becky to get quite as over as she did.
Definitely. She was never intended to be more than talent enhancement like Natalya had been for years. I'd bet money she wasn't even going to be in the Wrestlemania match until maybe the end of January. Even then she was only put into the match to protect Sasha. WWE didn't care that she got over, it was just killing two birds with one stone.
>>1244498
>WWE were too dumb to do this
This shit writes itself. When was the last time we even had a babyface women's champion? 2014? I'm sick of heel champions. They had a great opportunity for a nice feel good moment and blew it. Now they're going to spend the next year rehashing NXT with Charlotte - Sasha - Bayley in that order.
Le gas kicker
>>1244487
His physique is decidedly less impressive without it, just compare in-ring Roman to backstage T-shirt Roman.
>>1244491
There are literally no credible heel women on the roster after Charlotte though.
Becky not winning the big one this year would be good for a long-term arc, if WWE actually told stories.
>>1244545
What did she mean by this?
>>1244554
They could have stopped Sasha's ridiculous face run and turned her heel like she should be and built Emma up in the meantime. Even Paige could have worked in the short term off her name and popularity alone.
>Becky not winning the big one this year would be good for a long-term arc, if WWE actually told stories.
Well that's why I was alright with Charlotte winning. Then I remembered that WWE can't even plan a week ahead, let alone a year and that Becky is a jobber for life.
>>1244545
nazi girl stable when?
>>1244565
Heel Paige has never really worked in WWE.
>>1244487
I always imagined roman had a flappy belly like Corbin's
>>1244573
yeah they wont commit to it for any significant period of time it seems. a few months ago meltzer reported about mattel sales and what causes them to fall off, and a heel turn was a reason, and he said paige was the best selling female
i think becky will get a reign just based on what falconarrow said. wwe has to resort to plan Bs and Cs all the time and they value her above enough girls that i think her time will come
>>1244604
> le meltzer sed
> le falconarrow redddit guy sed
> m-m-muh cockeyed potato jobber m-might have a ch-chance i-if
Holy shit Jeff this delusion
Just order that helium mask now you disgusting fartfag throwback
>>1244604
Paige was a heel for like half of 2014 and it killed her dead.
>>1244663
I think the 2015 heel run was what really did her in. That fucking contract signing was awful. That disaster really destroyed any chance of women main eventing Raw again any time soon.
>>1244675
> McMahon shitbooking ruins everything
>>1244573
Has face Paige ever worked?
If i asked Becky at a house show, do you guys think she would fart in my face?
>>1244866
Paige in general has never worked in WWE.
I saw Becky Lynch at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her cry as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen arms in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>1246721
Did she fart in ur face?
>>1244866
It does when it's allowed to.
WWE booking is utter shit.
>>1242221
when is she gonna drop the weight and go back to midriffs?
>>1253007
>becky
>fat
lol wut nigr
>>1240313
I smelled her farts AMA
So are they finally going to get a match on raw tonight?
Why the fuck has this been going on for a month now?
>>1253012
What did they smell like?
>>1253007
She already has lost weight from what I can tell but still she wears the t shirt
>>1253851
I really hope they don't. Raw matches are shit. I'd rather see it at Extreme Rules since it's only three weeks away and they'd likely get more time. Emma should definitely attack her tonight or something though to let people know that this is even a thing
>>1253851
well according to le dirtsheets the match has already been scrapped from the show like twice. they have no idea what they're doing
>>1253862
> beC+ketty
> in a ppv without sashA+ or C+harmutt
Lol stupid potato samefagger
Well we get a bex tonight? they really need to fucking do something. Why do they have to focus on a single women's feud when they have 5 hours of TV a week?
>>1254601
>well we get a bex tonight
unlikely
>why do they have to focus on a single women's feud
Because they're incompetent and don't care
>>1254601
Superstars isnt on a monday dumbarse
>>1254617
*because becky is incompetent and no one else cares
FTFY
>>1254601
You got your wish senpai
heel winning means this will surely be more than a one off
>>1258414
Match at extreme rules hopefully.
>>1258457
>non title women's match
>on a ppv
>that already has a women's match
Doubt
So now that she's no longer pure*
are you getting on the BanksTrain?
>>1258761
what
Wew
>>1240313
The frustrating part is the talented women wrestlers aren't used as much as the eye candy. I was hoping when they dropped the diva crap & went back to a womens title, the quality would get better. So far, NOPE. But we'll see. Maybe with Shane in "charge" they are looking to shake things up. Triple H needs to either wrestle or retire. His front office gimmick SUCKS!!!!
>>1259422
>Sasha
>eye candy
They have their reasons for strapping a rocket to her ass but it ain't her looks. Over-pushed eye candy is no longer the problem. A lack of depth and good booking is, just like the male roster but twice as bad.
>>1259422
Unless they incorporate females into stables or make a girl's tag team title, this is the best they can do.
>becky in balor/bullet club
>asuka in nakamura's eventual stable
>the rock's female cousins with roman
>nattie and charlie in a legacy rehash
>bayley with john cena, cuz lol they win
The samoan females are literally six foot tall and over two hundred pounds, they can do Chyna tier matches.
>>1259439
>girl's tag team title
I can't believe they still haven't done this. It's not going to fix everything overnight but it's a start. One title among a dozen women isn't going to work with the way WWE does things.
>>1259439
>becky in balor/bullet club
Would be cool
>asuka in nakamura's eventual stable
A jap stable? Asuka, Nakamura and Itami would be pretty cool
>the rock's female cousins with roman
no. pls don't enable Vince's coconut fetish further
>nattie and charlotte FTFY in a legacy rehash
please no. Just try and get them over on their own. Please
>>1259439
I'd rather see Emma in the ammunition gang's stable desu
>>1259452
Chyna got her break with DX. If wwe creative is rehashing things that happened in the late 90's why not rehash something that worked. Charlotte is Chyna's height, she could probably have a decent match with some vanilla midgets, like Jericho. And there are some girls taller than Charlotte. Put them in stables and have intergender tag matches. Also,
>charlotte
>in a stable
>>1259472
>intergender
God no. Mixed tag sure but men and women should not ever compete against each other in WWE unless it's the absolute manletiest 5'2'' guy vs a 6'5'' amazon in a one off spectacle
>>1258526
let me dream ;_;
>>1259313
Could choke out an elephant
>>1260940
After that fucking awful match Emma/Becky Lynch the Niggers had, why the fuck would you wanna see it AGAIN? but LONGER?
>>1259313
Match was pretty fun desu. Too short though.
>>1241950
Awwww, she doesn't know how to properly use chopsticks
> has match bumped from payback because no one cares about her
> is jobbing to fellow jobber E+mma
Can beC+ketty sink any lower lads? Porn in 2 years max
>>1243991
I always wondering what people would think if your wife was becky or something and this happens during a match to her eye. Then you go to a restaurant after to get dinner and everyone thinks your a wife beater lmao.
>>1261959
Tell people it's a birthmark
>>1261264
the only time you will see her eat vegtables
>>1261264
Muh proper chopstick etiquette
>>1241950
Ahahahhha she can't use chopsticks typical uncultured potato nigger
>>1244347
Ryback looks weird in this gif. Is this from his indie days or something?
>>1262081
That's back when he first broke into the business. He kinda disappeared for a while after 2003
>>1262062
>pretending he can
>>1244491
They should have put the belt on Sasha (because they were never going to put it on Becky)
Coming out of Wrestlemania into two months of Charlotte vs Natalya (I like Natalya but come on) is awful.
>>1262300
Yeah Natalya just doesn't have any charisma or personality. She's all wrestling and little else. Still I guess she deserves one last moment in the sun after being a jobber for the better part of a decade.
They want to erase the diva nonsense by giving the girl's title to the spawn of legends
>a flair
>a hart
>a snuka
>an anoa'i
You know it's going to happen, especially since vince loves samoans
>>1262455
No way Tamina or Natalya will ever win the title. Tamina is like 40 and almost never does singles matches anymore.
>>1262455
Tamina just underwent surgery again. Wouldn't be surprised if she retires at this point.
I'd honestly be shocked if Natalya wins the title. She's a good in-ring worker but is the epitome of "jobber to the stars." Though, Charlotte is also one of the weaker stars in the division, yet she's been champion for the past 7 months.
>Emma and Becky will never have a well developed feud
>>1263205
What the fuck is going on here?
>>1263431
innovative hair pulling
I love this match
>>1263946
That was not the cleanest dive. I'm not sure why Sasha tried to crossbody through the ropes, but she almost missed Becky who didn't seem to be expecting the crossbody either, and was lucky she didn't hurt her wrist breaking her fall like that.
>>1264424
Banks botches every time she tries something aerial. She's lucky she hasn't broken anything and that bigger women have been able to catch her.
>>1264504
THAT one almost seems more Bayley's fault not being ready in time (the ref obstructing her view of Sasha probably wasn't helping). It was still pretty minor, and fortunately Sasha didn't catch the back of her head on the ring apron. That would have hurt like hell.
>>1264534
>>1264536
Wew lad them delts
>2Cold autismo is a /mlp/ freak and becky worshipper
>and whenever mod comes on theres a sudden dump of Becky pics ITT
Hmmm interesting...
>>1264569
>exposing the business
>>1264574
>Becky will never give you a cavity search
>>1264534
>185 lbs
>hair under the bar
beckyplz
>>1264568
...How the fuck did she put the plates on that thing?
>>1264609
da farmer strenf
>>1264609
Some sort of detachable handle maybe
How can her top half look muscular while her bottom half look thick/pudgy?
>>1265448
Skips leg day I imagine. She seems to have naturally big legs it could just be too much effort to change it with the WWE schedule.
>>1265448
Hell if I know but it's the best combo there is.
>>1265467
It's like you people have never seen a woman IRL. They tend to carry a greater majority of their fat in their hips and thigh area, where men tend to hold it more in their torso.
Furthermore, skipping leg day would make your legs smaller, all things equal, not bigger. Her legs aren't super defined because she's a woman and probably not on a whole bunch of steroids.
Think she might be my favourite.
>>1265448
Best for bigger poops
>>1266024
Think you might be my favourite.
>>1266018
This. Don't overthink it m8s, women are just made that way.
>>1266370
& that's why we love them.
>>1265448
More ass fat makes for bassyer farts
>>1266018
What! You're telling me women actually exist? I've never gone outside but my dad says women are make believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4thGegXnNI
>I think you're superficial, egomaniacal, and you're a tard
What did she mean by this?
>emma beats becky clean
>nattie submits emma clean
>charlotte screws nattie with lil naitch
becky: jobberception
>>1266965
>Becky is lower than fucking Natalya now
JUST
>>1266962
Poptarts
>>1266962
She literally says tart
>>1266965
Emma jobbing to Nattie again was dumb as fuck. Totally takes away from her feud with Becky by making her look weak. Emma should have beaten Becky to win for the heels.
>>1266962
Why don't they show this shit on the fucking 3 hrs they have on the Raw show?
sWagger should join the Social Outcasts
>>1244295
>People that make more money are more likely to be pushed
>>1267012
Well except if you get over without Vince's permission. Then you get buried
>>1267011
We can't have two women feuds on TV at the same time dammit! They might get taken seriously!
Did they?
post rare bex's
>>1269320
What is this move called?
>>1269320
>>1269384
'getting jiggy on these posers'. it's an ancient irish dance also used by sheamus
>>1269390
>>1269439
Neat. Never seen that one before.
>>1269454
Fuuuck I didn't even know backs could be hot
>>1269320
I have two queens.
>>1269578
>Not Becky/Bayley
>>1269582
This
>>1269582
>Not Becky/Natalya
>>1269590
>Not Becky/Charlotte
They literally fugged in rl
>>1269615
>that look in her eyes
>>1269639
you just know
>>1269654
>Becky and Charlotte will never be cute best buds again
;_;
>>1269615
>Not Becky/Sasha
>>1269654
>>1269578
HeIIo rato, my sweet nemesis
>sashafag has left this thread
>his autism is contaminating the entire board now
don't know whether this is a good thing or a bad thing
>>1273198
He doesn't get many (You)s in here anymore so he's been forced to step it up. It's not like /asp/ can get much worse anyway. Just another drop in the sea of shitposters
Hnng
>Watching Smackdown Thursday night and continue to be impressed with Becky Lynch's presence in the ring and her overall skill set. If she keeps her foot on the gas pedal and can avoid the normal, pro wrestler pitfalls such as injuries, personal issues, getting lazy and refusing to accept personal responsibility fo one's actions, Ms Lynch will be headlining many events in the future for WWE.
J.R. very high on Becky
>>1273686
When industry veterans like JR are impressed with her I don't see where people get off saying that only waifufag virgins think women can wrestle. The guy has seen the best of the best in action right in front of him. Not saying that only guys in the business can recognise talent, but I don't think they'd go around praising some shitter who's just awful.
>>1273746
Steve Austin found praised Enzo and look where that got him.
>>1269320
>>1273757
A freak injury?
>>1273771
>beckyvsaveragesmark.jpg
>>1273774
Considering Steve tore his shoulder punching Rusev, it's no coincidence.
>>1273887
Much better than shit tier orange
>>1273209
As someone who actually lifts pics like this kill my boner. You know Vince was standing behind the camera going "WE NEED CHAINS GODDAMNIT EVERYTHING'S MORE BADASS WITH CHAINS NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO BEAT OFF TO MORE BODYBUILDING WEAKLINGS!!1!"
Fuck this company
>>1273906
Kek. Just look at the body anon.
>>1274827
I wish she went back to this outfit. It's a real shame she covers her abs now.
>Finn said on FB bex is her favorite woman in the main roster.
I wonder how she's feeling right now, since sempai praised her.
>>1274842
Probably because her abs basically come and go on a weekly basis these days
>>1274843
>hfw
she knows it's hopeless
>>1273686
> headlining many events
JR has lost it
>>1273686
>headlining
Ha, if only. Did JR buy into le revolution meme?
>>1275565
That doesn't improve her chances much
I want Becky to sit on my face and fart in my mouth
>>1276279
Hopefully you choke and die on it too
>>1275565
What does it mean then?
>>1276282
Would be a pretty enjoyable way to out tvh
>>1275565
Haitch please. That didn't work on Phil and it won't work now
I'd be digging the Emma&Dana vs. Becky feud if it weren't so obvious that Sasha is going to be shoved into Becky's stuff yet again to overshadow her. It's all they've done the whole year so far.
Becky looked hot af on the E&C show
>>1279846
She was on? Might have to watch it
>>1279878
It was actually a pretty funny segment, that show gets better every episode.
