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how is bmj so based
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>>1235517
A decade of practice in the art of working fat, greasy smarks.
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>>1235521
I love it maggle
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>>1235511
dead general
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>>1235511
>Apparently, Enzo & Big Cass travel with Kevin Owens, who Cass divulged enjoys talking about the professional wrestling business all the time.

>"He's the man. Yeah, he loves to talk wrestling and that's what we like to do. The conversation from this town to the next town, whether it's two hours, four hours, five hours, is going to be nothing but wrestling." Cass continued, "he just likes to chat [and] talk wrestling. Something about Kevin Owens is if he's not driving, if he [has] got his phone in his hand, nothing gets passed this guy on Twitter or Instagram. Nothing. If anyone makes a mistake or says something that we need to talk about, he's on it the second they tweet it. Nothing gets by this guy on Twitter. He's got everyone."

>Enzo agreed, saying that Owens "reads every single tweet that anybody [has] ever posted in the history of Twitter in our business."
based fatty
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I've been trying to replicate how WWE was booked IRL in TEW. Turns out it doesn't work well
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>>1235695
>late with her pregnant
lol
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>>1235699
late with her period

fuck I'm too stressed to write properly
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>>1235695
you can handle it, raise the baby well, watch wrestling with him and teach him /asp/ memes
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>>1235695
Enjoy your little black kid
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>>1235695
Did you even fuck her?
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>>1235708
>There are no blacks where I live
what is the ability to travel
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>Apologise, NAAAAO
>are ya gonna be very sorrey
What did he mean by this
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>>1235695
Hahaha fucking normies
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>>1235688
>yfw Owens is probably the originator of the have sex meme
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>>1235688
NXT really seems like it's produced a lot of tight-knit friendships
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>>1235695
>falling for the classic "I'm preggers" text

Lmao worked
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Who's your favorite diva
Mine's pic related, Bliss
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False alarm, just texted me. She's not pregnant.

Was fucking scared as shit though
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>>1235722
The Irish Lasskicker from Ireland
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>>1235726
Fuck off no one cares
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>>1235726
#worked
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Reminder that Dean Ambrose is a midcard jobber who will NEVER EVER be a top guy and will end up like Ziggler.
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>>1235695
>you
>sex
almost got me pham
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How do you guys feel about the new trend that's apparently starting, walking out of RR main events at house shows and Raw?
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Some good matches to watch while im in bed dying with stomach flu?
AE preferred
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>>1235747
This has always happened. People want to beat traffic.
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>>1235748
Jericho and Benoit vs HHH and Austin on Raw
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>>1235708
How expensive is a condom famalam?
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>>1235756
Condoms suck
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>>1235759
And so do Children.
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>>1235762
That's why you have mongamous sex with trustworthy women who mean it when they say they're on the pill
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>tfw just finished downloading Wrestlemania 22

What am I in for?
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>>1235767
Edge vs Foley and the MITB matche are some of the best spotfests ever. Enjoy familia
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>>1235767
Mickie James ass
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>>1235774
>The reaction of Edge when he gets a bump on the thumbstacks

He regretted that whole story-line in that moment
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>>1235767
>faggot is too stupid to get the network for free
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>>1235783
I don't have a credit card
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>>1235783
>faggot gives vince money by using the network
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>>1235695
Should have used protection. Enjoy your baby.
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>>1235790
>Vince will not get a single dime off of me, instead i shall illegally pirate his product, you might say i am the modern day robin hood
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>>1235793
>buying into the flexible jew
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>>1235785
18+
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>>1235796
>using the plastic jew
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>>1235804
You can sign up with a debt card. If you don't have a bank account and are over the age of 18, you are truly pathetic.
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>>1235695
please don't have sex
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>>1235695
>2016
>Engaging in degeneracy acts

That's what you get when you're not an Asexual. At least wait until you get married to have sex, like an actual human being. Have fun living like a jackass providing for her and the baby.
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>reports emerging that Ric got detained for being drunk and disorderly in an airport today
when will wwe send this senile old man home
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>>1235841
B-but muh woooo, muh Charlotte
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>>1235841
I feel sorry for Charlotte. She must be feeling like shit atm from the embarrassment
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>>1235794
>giving people money that dont even give you your moneys worth
Could you be any more retarded you meme spouting faggot?
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>>1235783
>buying the wrestling Jew

I shibby dibby
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>>1235847
https://vid.me/gh0J her reaction here probably sums it up
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>>1235851
>We wish Ric Flair the best in his future endeavors.
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>>1235748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK9USJRPyLQ
GOAT attitude era match
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>>1235867
>Charlotte's face immediately sours
>Dean can't stop from kekking
>Natalya desperately trying to remain professional

Excellent. Based Ric working the workers.
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>>1235748
Austin vs Angle at SS '01
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>>1235748
Damn dude had that last week sucked didn't do much but sleep and wished it was over
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>>1235747
Just deanetty driving people away in person now
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>>1235867
>kill yourself !
>YOU DO KNOW ABOUT THE WWE NETWORK

That dialog continuity kek

Also dean lost it.
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>>1235747
That's pretty hilarious if that's the case. An actual attempted boycott.
Doubt it'll get far, but some humour either way.
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>>1235841
This news doesn't sound good on any level.
I'm scared lads.
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>>1235867
>Charlotte's face
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>>1235867
Must feel good being rick.
He's such a legend and appears everywhere anyways, he can say whatever the fuck he wants he cucks vince any day, perhaps only the rock and BMJ can do the same ( and probably sting but he ded )
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>>1235892
>and probably sting

His PPV record suggests otherwise.
Also add Austin.
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So Flair is clearly off of Payback, which makes the match an even bigger joke
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>>1235895
Yeah of course how did i even forget him.
But by that i meant "saying" anything without repercussions.
Pretty sure during his run sting could have say anything, he's so old he wouldn't give shits anyways.
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>>1235898
>implying
They'll just rehire and fire JR
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>>1235898
mfw JR gets punished for Flair's fuck up
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>>1235862
>>1235853
>Clearly says for free
>LOL Y U PAYIN MONEY??
retards
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>>1235898
>flair ever getting fired
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>>1235915
>JR commentating some random wrestling event completely unaffiliated with the WWE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrp815ctBiA
>marches to the table
>begins shoving his bare ass in JR's face as he breaks down and half-puckers the semi-functional side of his face
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>>1235917
I didn't say he was paying I said he was giving Vince money by signing up for and using the network, retard.
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>>1235920
And why do you not want Vince to get money when someone uses his service?
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>>1235920
Who cares if Vince gets money as long as it's not out of his own pocket?
As long as he can abuse the Network's rudimentary, simplistic offers to get it for free, do so.
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>>1235884
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>>1235931
>that very moment you realize you'll be a jobber for the next 12 months
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>>1235931
>yfw your dad tells your bestie to #KillThemselves

#UGH
#GROANZONE
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>>1235939
DON'T FORGET TO FOLLOW THE CONVERSATION WITH HASHTAG: CLOROX
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Reports are now saying that Ric had a cut on his hand and wasn't drunk but was acting bizzarely regardless
>ric worked everyone
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>>1235951
He got on the flight anyway, nothings going to happen to the ''''''''''''''''''''womens wrestling'''''''''''''''''''' match on sunday.
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>As noted, Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Elias Samson and the Samoa Joe vs. Finn Balor WWE NXT Title change will air on tonight's episode. Eva Marie vs. NXT Women's Champion Asuka will also air.
Gonna be a good episode lads
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>>1235960
>Watching NXT past the live specials
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>>1235960
>Nakamura wrestling an uber-jobber
>Finn Balor match
>Eva Marie

Safely skippable.
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>>1235960
they want to get rid of the rematch close fast.
balor is getting to main rooster soon really now.

>shinsuke is stuck with all the jobbers and a fat samoan now
Kek hope the trip was worth it faggot.
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>>1235960
>NXT weekly

lol
Why should anyone get hyped about two obvious squash matches?
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>>1235972
They're probably either
A: Calling him up after a bit more work on English and WWE camera styles.
B: Making him NXT champion soon to build a fanbase before moving him up.
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>>1235876
i wishbi was dead rn hurts too much
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>>1235972
>the state of your english
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>>1236000
pussy
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>>1236000
t. Dean Ambrose
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How long till 2Cold Pedo Mod spergs out and deletes this thread
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LOOK IN MY EYES WHAT DO YA SEE?
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>>1236018
A cuck who used his fame to get into the UFC
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>>1235692
>TEW
what is tew
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>>1236000
kys dean mark
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>>1235692
Timestamp your fat jaw right now fantasy booker
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TSK TSK TSK
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>>1235695
Get fucked little faggot.


Hope she an ugly fuck who can't cuck you
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Girls cum for Ambrose
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>watching a show about fat fucks
>chick making her son look after her horrible wobbling frame
>he wears a Cena shirt for 80% of the show

Is this us, lads?
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>>1236054
Now he's wearing an RKO shirt AND wristband combo.
This is next level.
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>>1236033
What

>>1236026
Total Extreme Wrestling
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>>1236070
Timestamp your jaw fat fuck
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>>1236054
>>1236059

Fatties and disabled love John Cena. I mean, look at this board.
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>>1236073
Post scientific proof of your height and weight ya manlet fuck
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>womens """""""""""""wrestling"""""""""""""""
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Vince is such a god. He trolls the FUCK out of you IWC smark nerds who think you know the ins and the outs of this business.

>He teased a Ryder push then shit down ur throats
>He makes vanilla midgets have stupid gimmicks
>He makes indy darlings look like absolute shit compared to his homegrown WWE talent.

God the man is such an OG. I want to be like Vince. I wish Vince was my father. Vince is a genius.
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Dean mark trying so hard to get a (you)
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>Nattie will now win the belt

I am ready.
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>Seth Rollins
RECORD LOW RATINGS, has a small pecker, jew nose

>Roman Reigns
RECORD LOW RATINGS, is fat, can't cut a promo to save his life

>Dean Ambrose
Future 17x WWE Champ, oozes charisma, gets consistently the biggest pop of the night
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If you're a Kevin Owens fan you should rethink ur life
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>>1236113
kek
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>tfw a smark manlet nerd praises womens """""""""""""wrestling""""""""""""" near me
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>Carter spamming the thread with no replyes
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>>1235841
>>1235851

>Earlier today it was reported by a variety of outlets that Ric Flair had been arrested at Logan Airport in Boston, MA. TMZ is clarifying that Ric Flair was in fact not arrested at the airport but was instead treated for a cut on his hand by officials. Some had also said that Flair was at Lucky’s Lounge in the airport and was, “acting like a drunk person.” TMZ spoke with Airport Police Sgt. Donlon who said that Flair did cut his hand, was not intoxicated and was allowed to get on to his flight.

http://m.tmz.com/#article/2016/04/27/ric-flair-airport-drunk-cops-cut-hand/


Get worked
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You smark nerd manlets do realize HHH could give but a mere thought about your favourite indy darling vanilla midgets and is just using NXT to build up his ego right?
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>>1236122
Fuck Ric Flair he insulted my main man Teddy Long and called him a "nigger". I hope his heart explodes next time hes sperging out in the ring.
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>>1236122
wow TMZ actually helping him out.
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Kek Brock Lesnar literally hates people. Edge and Jericho said the fucking guy moved in the middle of nowhere in Saskatchewan on a farm because he hates people so much.

Heyman said he has no phone service and the nearest phone is 1 mile away from his house so Brock would tell people to call him at an exact time so he could answer the phone kek.

Wow I guess the memes were right, Brock truly is autistic
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Fucking Dean is the greatest wrestler that we have in the wwe today.

don't you guys agree with me, he gets all the bitches and his finisher is fucking called "dirty deeds"
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>>1236010
>>1236012
>>1236028
niggas i just vomited blood...flushed it down but i will try to take a pic next time, also going to the hospital
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>>1232506
>manlet
>Mastodon
Pick one
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>>1236150
hope you're okay bro
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>>1236135
Who doesn't hate people desu. Just most of us don't have the money to move to buttfuck nowhere.
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>>1236154
as long as he's champ I'll be okay
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>>1236156
Please seek sunlight
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Did I hurt your feelings 2Cold Autismo?

> 00:00:00
>Nailed it.
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>>1235972
No. Aries? Andrade?
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>>1236166
lmao.

i was in that thread
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>>1235960
I believe that Eva will win!
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my boy fucking dean cuck all these white bois
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>>1236161
I can hate people outside as much as I can hate them inside
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>Leave Japan
>Get 1.5 million dollars to do so
>Debut at big event Wrestlemania weekend
>Universally praised match
>1 month later about to enter a feud with the drifter

Ata boy haitch
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>>1235692
I'm just awful at TEW. I can start a great feud, but it always fizzles out in the end, and I'm not sure why. I never got what makes the angle thing work. Even if I put two great mic guys in talking segment, they often fall flat. Like how am I supposed to fucking put these guys over if even playing to their strengths doesn't work?
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>>1236178
Did you forget NXT is developmental you stupid manlet nerd? Your jap indy darling needs to learn the WWE stule. Casual WWE fans could give but a mere thought about how big that ugly sperg was in Japan.
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>>1236190
this.

fucking retarded smarks don't know literal basics in anything
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>Carter samefagging with an old trip we all know is him
Pathetic baka
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>>1236193
This. They honestly think their opinion matters in the grand scheme of things. But in reality they're just a couple kids bangin around the internet who think they know the ins and outs of this business but quite frankly they don't have a damn clue.
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>>1236182
Well if they're great on the mic but not over entertainment segments do badly, feuds have to be featured on every A show/PPV
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>>1236199
let them have their piece of enjoyment in life.

without trashing the WWE they wouldn't have anywhere else to go. They need the WWE to sound intelligent. Notice how they always like the same people? it's because they have no friends and they're all just trying to fit in
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>>1236200
Oh I know, but even when I put the most over guys together it still fizzles out after a few months.

On the other hand if I end it too soon, then it's just a waist.

I have never got gud at TEW
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>>1236200
>Wrestlemania
>In my hometown

nice, though we'd probably have to install air conditioning
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Reminder to stay hydrated and drink plenty of water
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>>1236203
This. Those who oppose this terrible indy midget movement currently going on realize its just a phase that will soon die out. I just want wrestling to get back to the days where wrestlers looked liked wrestlers. Could you imagine someone like Kevin Owens or Sami Zayn debuting in attitude era kek. They would get bullied backstage and by the fans kekek
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reminder that watching asian girls pooping is very relaxing
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>I enjoy womens """""""wrestling""""""""
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>>1236228
Holy shit, you're a for real piece of shit. You think Dean wouldn't get bullied?
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>>1236235
it's womens sports entertainment, you penis
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>carter is THIS triggered by female humans
based divas working the fuck outta niggers
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>>1236228
>Could you imagine someone like Kevin Owens or Sami Zayn debuting in attitude era kek
wew lad. that would've comedy jobbers.

the worst part is that, they will seem to try and blame the homegrown talent.

>bald guys debut
IT'S THE USOS FAULT, NOT THEM BEING BORING!!!

>seth rollins 2.4 record low
IT'S THE WRITING NOT THE CHAMPION!!

>Sami zayn no Pop
OMG BAD CROWD! BAD CROWD!!

smarks are literally the worst kind of fans. They aren't even fans to be honest with you
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>>1236239
dean is hard drinker and a loves to party
He would've been fine with the other wrestlers.

he doesn't play video games or watch anime like other wrestlers you fucking fat smark.
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>>1236246
>>1236228
>>1236203
>>1236199
>>1236193
>>1236190
>talking to yourself
is he autistic?
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>>1236249
'yes'
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>>1236249
you just gave that nigger carter 6 (you)s. Shame on you
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>>1236239
Dean is
>6' 2"
>Literally grew up in the ghetto and sold drugs for a period of time
>is a legit badass
>loves drinking beer and partying
Yeah I think he'd be fine

>>1236246
This, IWC/smarks are going to KILL THIS BUSINESS. If smarks had their way they'd put Cesaro, Owens, Zayn and Neville in the main event scene.

And to smarks who disagree let me ask you this. Do you honestly think flippy indy shit draws?
>Would WWE fans rather see Hulk Hogan or Neville?

>Would WWE fans rather see Cesaro or The Rock

>Would WWE fans rather see Kevin Owens or Undertaker.

Flippy shit WILL NEVER be a draw. People want to be entertained by characters that are larger than life. If people wanted to see flippy shit they'd go to their local gym and watch the kids do gymanstics.
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>I defend women """""""""wrestlers"""""""""" on an anonymous imageboard who don't even know I exist.
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>>1236264

>Flippy shit WILL NEVER be a draw. People want to be entertained by characters that are larger than life. If people wanted to see flippy shit they'd go to their local gym and watch the kids do gymanstics.

agree. but it's okay if we had only ONE flippy shit wrestler. like rey mysterio, he was an okay flippy shit because he was the only one in the wwe, but not now they're so many of them.. it's a embarrassing
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>>1236279
Absolutely! Rey Mysterio is the only flippy shit who could actually draw. And this is because he had personality. He was a believable underdog you could get behind.

And yes like you said, nowadays we got hundreds of flippy shits with ZERO personality who couldn't draw if given a paper and a marker. WWE is fucked
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>>1236286
but you can't really blame anyone else other than vince and his retard son in law paul.

instead of doing their own shit, they started pandering towards the smarks. Now the whole show fanbase are fat fucking neckbeard smarks. There's a few of us real fans left, but i'm thinking about stopping watching the show because it's gone to shit.
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>>1236293
Kek this, I know man I had to take a break from 2007-2011 cause it got so fucking boring. I was thinking the same might have to take another break soon but at least we have guys like Lesnar, based heel Jericho and Ambrose to make it somewhat bearable.
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Dean Ambrose is shit and the worst member of the shield
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>>1236315


Yeah, i'm probably going to stop watching when the jericho and dean ambrose feud ends
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>>1236321
Thats just not true.

He consistently gets the biggest pop every week. If given a run with the title he woukd make Raw way more interesting than Boreman Reigns
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>>1236330
way better than jasethy too
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>>1236334
Nigga I'm not reading all that shit
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>>1236334
I like it
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>>1236334
>autistic cuck fan this butt blasted that he took the time to create this

lmao
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>>1236334
kek'd
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>>1236334
>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Has pierced nipples
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Undertaker
>Cried about Jericho
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
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>>1236353
please don't start this autism war again
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>>1236334
10/10
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Best in the world
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>>1236339
Who is jasethy???
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I think the only thing that can fix wwe is to turn it into the champions show. Have Roman on screen for all 3 hours, spear divas, spear announcers, invite fat smarks who boo him into the ring and then spear them, have sex with Stephanie McMahon on camera
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>>1236378
seth rollins.

he's the shitter of the Shield memeber worst than roman
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>>1236378
Jasethy record low (RECORD LOW) ratings

Jasethy
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>>1236353
>>1234996
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>>1236391
>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Has pierced nipples
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Undertaker
>Cried about Jericho
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
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>>1236398
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>>1236384
True

>>1236389
True
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>>1236411
i know it's not my fault that cm punk is an


>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Has pierced nipples
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Undertaker
>Cried about Jericho
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fsZZmPh-3o
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>a """hardcore""" yardtard who had to cut his forehead with a hedgetrimmer to get over is better than actaully trained wrestlers due to the reddit boogyman liking them
This is what Dean marks actually belive
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>>1236419
KILL YOURSELF
>>
>>1236424
WWE pretty much treats NXT like it's own indies, it even acts like its a completely different company.
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>>1236424
since wwe put it out there it isn't going to happen for months
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>>1236432
KILL YOURSELF
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>>1236424
they need to name this show instead of just using le clickbait video titles
>>
>>1236441
KILL YOURSELF
>>
>>1236445
KILL YOURSELF
>>
>>1236445
KILL YOURSELF
>>
>>1236422
>>1234996
>>
>>1236450
KILL YOURSELF
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>>1236451
>>1236422
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Those threads are just falling down each and every day in quality, fuck. I really wish we were never exiled from /sp/. Even swedecuck and cockposter weren't that bad.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqjIR51Mj4A
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>>1235702
>teach him /asp/ memes
no no please no.
last thing that anyone needs is for a babies first words to be "eighteen plus"
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>>1236460
I recommend reddit if you want a "civil" and "safe" wrestling discussion
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>>1236463
lmao
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>>1236464
>a literal baby saying 18+
Perfect analogy for /asp/ to be honest
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>>1236465
I just want any wrestling discussion with no banning for having a different opinion from the others.
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>>1236453
>>1234996
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>>1236472
Kek
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>>1236471
>calling me a mark, when he got upset that he didn't get WM moment wew lad

also>>1236422
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Good thread guys
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>>1236476
>still obsessed with cm punk 2 years after he left
>still booty blasted because cm punk took his waifu and left for ufc

also>>1234996
>>
>>1236484
>guys
>>
I think its time to remove this shithole from my book marks jesus
>>
>>1236498
KILL YOURSELF
>>
>>1236492
>implying you aren't booty blasted by the cm cuck post
>implying i like ryback
>implying i care about an indian boy who looks like a child

also>>1236422
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>>1236334
Why are Kevin Owens fans so fat?
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>>1236460
It has gotten really fucking bad the last month. No point in posting anything
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>>1236492
>>1236502
both of you are faggots and reconsider all of your life choices.
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>tfw Vince is going to make Natalya say a Reid joke to get back at Flair
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>>1236507
And even if you do your post will just drown in millions of shitposts.

Only time you can get some actual discussion is when most americans are either asleep, or at school/work. Other than that it's shitpost galore.
>>
>>1236512
KILL YOURSELF
>>
>>1236512
She'd never do that
>>
>>1236515
"No"
>>
>>1236513
>>1236507
>>1236460
there's a place call /woo/ and Reddit.com maybe that fits you better
>>
>>1236472
>if you don't want all threads shitposted by the same nigger, day in day out and with 0 wrestling talk then you need to go to reddit
Even /woo/ is better at this point
>>
>>1236518
KILL YOURSELF
>>
>>1236522
You seem upset. Maybe you'll have a safer experience at the place that starts with R
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>>1236519
>if you wan't to talk wrestling there's a place call /woo/ and Reddit.com maybe that fits you better
fixed it for you Carter
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>>1236522
kind of sad when you rrealise how little wrestling discussion happens on the designated general for discussing wrestling
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>>1236529
>wan't
Thanks, now go there if you're going to keep crying like a babby bitch
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>>1236530
Kys ya manlet nerd
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>Nailed it.
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Why can't Dean be like he was on Monday all the time lads? Those simple, short and serious promos are when he's gold.

>tfw he will be le ebin wackyman again next Raw
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>>1236530
kinda sad when if you know this but your still here.

back to being cuck boi
>>
>tfw sooner or later HHH and steph are gonna return and we'll be right back to having 20 minute long opening promos that open raw
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>>1236542
Do you move out of your appartment complext because a bunch of fratboy faggots move into the building? No.
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>>1236549
And the ratings will keep on dropping.
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>>1236549
Nah, End of authority, HHH Kayfabe takes over company and becomes nice dad bloke from NXT.

start of every Raw he does squats while singing whatever trash is the current Raw theme.

No music, just a man squatting and singing.
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>>1236557
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyiW86jZjH5GwyYOWIPbAoQ
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>>1236553
yes,if i keep complaining like little bitch like you.

also it doesn't cost money to browse on a different site cumdumpster
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>>1236508
>both of you
Literally the same fag
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>>1236560
>>
how to fix wwe in 3 easy steps with out changing the current booking
>Raw Becomes 2 hours again
>Smackdown becomes a show that continues storylines that aren't on Raw instead of it just being a recap show
>Replace the commentary for both shows with just Michael Cole and Mauro Ranallo
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>>1236566
metaphorically speaking if I tell the Landlord about it as frequently as I can evictions are gonna happen bro
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>>1236571
>Raw Becomes 2 hours again
are you autistic?

you do know raw is 3 hours so vince could get that ad revenue right?
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>>1236571
KILL YOURSELF
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>>1236580
Yeah, but the 3 hours is one of the reasons as to why the ratings are dropping like they are. That 3rd hour just fucking drags like no ones business.

Change Raw to two hours, any matches that can't be held during Raw are done on smack down where storylines are naturally continued.

This is helped because Smackdown is on USA now, Smackdown no longer needs to be a recap show because chances are if you're watching Smackdown you watched Raw. So just set it up like Smack down is a 3rd and 4th hour of raw

Simple as that bro
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>>1236585
>grrr I can't argue that our board is shit and only getting worse
>grrrr go to /wooo/ and reddit

this is what you sound like
>>
>>1236602
Don't call me bro. Im not your bro faggot.
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>>1236613
not a faggot m8
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>>1236610
>grr i'm getting upset that the sandniggers are cucking my white women
>grr i'm not going to do anything though because i'm a cuck
sure thing britbong
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>>1236602
we don't even know if making raw 2 hours would get higher ratings.
>>
>flair
>says kys

has he been lurking on this board?
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>>1236628
http://wrestleheat.com/wwe-tv-ratings/raw-ratings-2012
I went googling and got some of the ratings from 2012 when they were still 2 hours back then it never dropped below a 3.

I'm not sure if the ratings is related to the drop in ratings but I still feel like going back to 2 hours would help
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>>1236641
yeah, but the fact that 2.9 million still watches in the third hour is alot of ad money
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>>1236573
>not renallo and graves
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>>1236645
and it's still a drop in ratings
>>1236648
honestly as long as we fire King and JBL or put them in a place that isn't in a seat wearing a headset I don't care who's running commentary
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