Why does he have a UFC profile if he's never going to fight?
we get it
seriously
we get it
can we please just stop this shit already
hi phil stop posting phil etc etc etc whatever makes you happy
theres no fucking need for this shit
Emo fighter? Not a chance.
>>1226691
quit replying to yourself carter
>>1226672
2 YEARS
2 FUCKING YEARS
just fucking stop you autist
>>1226672
I don't understand. How. HOW are you still at it? Fucking autism is out of this world.
>>1226672
holy shit fuck off already we get it
how can we contact hiroshimoot?
>>1226672
The whining emo brat will NEVER fight. Every adult knows this to be true.
>>1226672
Punk is going to at least get the belt before returning to WWE, like Lesnar.
If he stays, he will probably have at least 10 title defenses before he is too old to compete.
>>1226715
oh fuck off already
you do this shit literally everyday
god dammit nobody fucking likes you, all you do is respond to your thread to make it as if people like your shitty punk posting
just fucking stop jeff
go job in tna
what's really amazing is you wrestling fags came and invaded a board, shit it the fuck up with memes and generals where I don't even know what the fuck you talk about. Like seriously, what is there even to discuss? ran all the good posters off
and you can't handle one guy making a thread you don't like
>>1226718
calm down child! you're way too sensitive about your precious emo hero. if you don't like somthing then don't read or post. the adult way. dry your eyes and have a lovely week at school.
>>1226723
>ran all the good posters off
oh the 5 underage ones who like toy guns and like to push wood?
lmao
>>1226723
>invaded
we were fucking put here because hiroshimoot is too stupid to make a whole new board
/sp/ is also autistic as shit and ONE wwe general pissed them off so much they bitched to hiroshimoot and we got sent here and faggots like carter the namefag with 4500 trips killed it
>>1226724
i dont even like punk but you can stop posting it all day, i think your neetbucks need to be picked up
>>1226672
you're right OP.
he's never going to fight but i found out he's also a liar
we get it, jeff
i want to see him fight Daniel Cries On National Television Bryan so smarks see their vanilla midget cuck god get absolutely btfo
>manlet
>liberal
>supports hillary
>feminist
>insecure about his relationship
>insecure about his ability
>weak
>boring
>crybaby
>steals other people's moves and does them terribly
>had to put over Roman
>has a skin disease
>dresses like he posts on reddit
>probably posts on reddit
>only got over because of a chant
>got fired for a homosexual bondage move
>hipster
>spent majority of career skinnyfat
>dumb hair
>generic
>worst mic skills of the 2010s
>has crybaby fans
>encouraged crybaby fans to steal Big Dave's Mania moment
>can't even heal his neck
When he was training for UFC in Milwaukee like a year ago I tried video taping him training from the outside but a couple of dudes came out told me to leave asap or they were calling the cops to have me booked for Tresspassing and Stalking for video taping Punk training without permission.
>>1226740
btfo
>>1226672
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
There is a diva fart thread up right now and it's still not as bad as all of theese fucking CM Punk threads
His athletic background consists of little league and Madden
>>1226870
And he actually think he has a shot in the MMA. Most guys were fighting or doing ammateur wrestling while Phil was getting his ass shoved inside of lockers
Meme all you want, you miss CM Punk. Wrestling isn't as enjoyable without him.
>>1226887
>the MMA
>spot the know nothing knowitall
I'm sorry he cucked you for UFC
He will GTS everyone he fights.
Mickey Gall is fucked!
Mickey Rourke is fucked!
Mcgregor is fucked!
He's a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu you idiots.
>>1226672
Is philposting /wwe/'s version of baneposting?
>>1226894
"no"
Why doesn't Punk just fight Conor? Conor has a fetish for fighting bigger guys that destroy him, why not let Punk shock the world, or get sparked out in 30 seconds.
Reminder that CM Punk has been in more UFC video games than he has WWE.
>>1227647
Um...no?
>>1226764
He ain't lying on a lot of these.
