heh
jk, Sting edition
Sami calm as a hindu cow
I just watched wrestlemania 20. It was pretty fucking great. Minus the infamous Lesnar Goldberg match (which was fun to watch in hindsite) it is in my top 3.
Reminder you can see tits in the last episode of Total Divas.
>>1225377
God her lips look like they would feel amazing around my 5.5" pecker. I'd insta cum.
>>1225360
Also Reigns spear>Goldberg's spear
>>1225384
Agreed
What does sex feel like?
>>1225420
less enjoyable masturbation
>sting's last match ever was with rollins and not taker
The new Legend Killer
>>1225439
>dat powerbomb into the turnbuckle tho
His statue looks like it's made out of chocolate.
>>1225380
>5.5"
L-length?
>>1225384
Indeed.
>>1225346
> Stink edition
Get your outlaw shitter the fuck out of here
Why is Seth so autistic
The Big Guy is a bully heel again, which is probably his best gimmick
>>1225582
one of them.
>>1225576
I would be burned by your meme like a year ago
but your dumb meme is better than 95% of the ones that /asp/ has now
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEjIy65gFAd/?taken-by=wwe
top fucking lel what did they mean by this
>heel turn
>>1225576
18+
Mickey Foley gets BLACKED by /wwe/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOMaCrFNZkg
>>1225583
Based Niceback not spilling this shit over his face
>>1225641
is this mick's autistic son playing vidya?
>>1225646
Ye
He was a good sport about everyone from /wwe/ shutting up his chat until he got tricked into visiting the BLACKED website. I think he was really happy to have over 20 viewers too.
Seemed like a nice kid.
>>1225648
Yeah, he seems like a nice kid. It's good that Mick has built this overwhelming public persona as a nice guy, when in reality he's a vindictive, mean piece of shit. If young sped boy knew the truth, he might have some sort of attack.
>>1225648
Me and some other dude was the only one telling him to not go ;_;
>>1225346
First for chyna did nothing wrong.jpg
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/723963736407588864
Ryback is a legend!
> i weight 350lbs
Lmao fat ass dean mark
>>1225669
He's a big guy
>>1225669
wow i can't believe he did that to there signs. i hope they dont sue.
>>1225346
is that chocolate seth rollins i would bite weiner off and eat
>>1225669
Lmao the big guy
Eat, tweet, delete, and repeat haha
>wrestling
>alternative """""""""sports"""""""""""
Pick one. This faggotry belongs on /tv/
>>1225707
Ryback working the smarks
>>1225655
Her legacy lives on
tfw my new gf doesn't want me to wrestle anymore
>>1225733
Newborns dont know what wrestling is nigga
>>1225732
>paying 200 for an escort when that is over a years worth of a porn membership.
>Be Seth Rollins
>At home bored while recovering from injury
>Remember Nazi gf mentioning 4chan once
>Visit /asp/ out of curiousity
>Everyone likes me
Must feel good.
Who watching Road to Wrestling Dontaku here?
Tanga Roa is such a shit cunt.
>2k16
>fighting against Cena
>got him down and out laying on the back
>go to the top turnbuckle
>forgot he has a finisher ready
>he catches me and AAs me
>I kick out at less than two
>>1225764
>Remember Nazi gf mentioning 4chan once
Who, what, when?
>>1225710
Has a diva ever been suspended for violating the wellness policy
>>1225771
Didn't mean to reply. Fucking clover
>>1225697
Waaaaaa
Your arse ravage belongs on /qa/ with the rest of the crybabies
>>1225768
I keep forgetting that they can do that fucking scary shit
>>1225713
>Big Guy Muay Thai
>>1225764
>>Everyone likes me
Lol no.
>>1225774
>fighting against Brock
>objective : take your opponents finisher and win
AHHHHHHHHH
Are there any current/active wrestlers that the whole of asp like?
>>1225799
Rusev
RVD
HarpGOAT
>>1225799
Harper is the only one I can think of.
>>1225801
Pretty much this. Maybe add Chris Jericho
>>1225808
Trip on Carter
>>1225808
>i dislike RVD
>>1225811
>i dislike RVD
>I like your hat
>>1225812
I'm not really feeling that one. it's too western
>>1225799
SashA+
>>1225819
More like BotchA+
>>1225819
lel, she's easily one of the least popular divas here.
>>1225733
> pretending he has a gf
> pretending he is a wrestler
Even sadder than Carter
>>1225799
Rusev, factman and harpGOAT
Booker T, Rick Rude and Mr Perfect are the only old school wrestlers that are universally liked too
>>1225825
One guy samefagging his hate for her doesn't mean anything you used cumrag
>>1225831
Factman is a jobber shitter
>Their grandpa died
>Bo's partner gets suspended
>Bray gets injured
Shit month for the Rotundas desu
What did he mean by this?
>>1225853
Brown nosing so he isn't a victim of spring cleaning
>>1225855
>Brown nosing
this is my favorite meme
>>1225801
>Rusev
>good
>>1225863
>Rusev
>not god tier
Absolute GOAT. Find a better wrestler in the last 50 years. Protip: you can't. Seth has it all:
>top 10 all time mic skills
>confirmed greatest in-ring technician ever
>top tier draw, was literally bringing record high ratings and merch sales
>is a alpha trump supporter, not a socialist cuck
>fucks literally any girl he wants
>best look of the last 25 years, no one since austin has looked more like a star
>>1225865
Your bait needs to be realistic for it to work
>>1225865
>Find a better wrestler in the last 50 years
>>1225866
>bait
Spotted the redditor
>>1225865
>top tier draw, was literally bringing record high ratings
You even trying?
>>1225832
>He still hasn't taken his meds
You're incoherent, lad. Stop.
>>1225838
>Muh samefag boogeyman
I'm basing her popularity on her general; it's dead as fuck. You and your little boyfriend up there should do something about that.
>>1225865
>all of those 3 out of 10s
I wouldn't even let myself be seen in the same picture frame as them desu
>>1225875
>boyfriend
It's just me you dumb fraggle.
>implying a general made up of two guys changing their IP daily means anything
>>1225868
>implying
>>1225881
Only a beC+ketty samefagger would care a out looks
Potato fuxja go to /ck/ dumb shit s
>>1225875
> basing popularity on autistic generals
SashA+ fans are non autistic, hence we dont stick to a samefag general like you spamming the same old crosseyed potato pics
>>1225950
>we
>>1225868
A better wrestler than Sasha? Mmm...
David Arquette?
I really wish all the waifuists would just go away
Anyway, post your favorite finishers lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4rpNT077tg
>>1225961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDQL6O2nC00
>>1225950
>we
>>1225961
Cry more samefagger
Here is Charlotte with some kid
>>1225981
She looks really pretty there desu
>>1225986
Charlotte always looks pretty
>mfw Cena was stabbed in the kidney by Jesus in 04
>>1225989
>ywn hug charlotte
;_;
>>1225764
He broke up with her if I recall.
I mean, political views aside, the amount of tattoos she had screamed "issues".
>>1225998
Never say never mate. She would probably hug you if you met her at a house show
Will we ever see face Orton again? He actually seems to enjoy himself rather than being extremely bored when he's face
>>1226002
Obviously I doubt he'll be a straight up "face", but his run before he got injured wasn't so bad. A guy completely out for himself, dancing to The New Day music, messing with Sheemoose's hair, and RKO's people through catering tables. Was pretty fun.
>>1226002
It's a shame that I'm extremely bored when he's a face.
>>1226001
Only a year to wait until the next UK tour then
>>1226004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSDdM_oMzwQ
>Hating based Orton
>it's an Orton match
>>1226012
I'm not sure how that makes me feel 2bh.
>>1225877
Seth is so perfect he has humility for those lesser than them. I'd let him cuck me
>>1226022
kys
>>1226002
He will most likely get a huge pop when he returns so they'll have to turn him face for a bit when he comes back
>>1226002
Orton comes back with a huge pop as a face, 20 minutes later he RKOs Roman.
>>1226037
>20 minutes later he RKOs Roman.
And gets another huge pop as a face
>>1225380
Is that you, Seth?
>>1226031
the highest point of R-Truths career
>>1226064
Lose weight
>>1226064
>Jeff
Who the fuck is Jeff? Just a strawman for everyone that disagrees with you?
>>1226068
It's an epic meme
So discussion time.
Assuming the whole benoit thing never happened how lomg exactly do you think the writers and bookers and even vince himself would have stuck to the "Vince McMahon Murder Mystery" storyline?
they've stuck pretty close with things like Ric and HBK's retirement matches but then those guys were old enough to want to stay retired.
>>1225799
Ryback
Chris Jericho
Sheamus
>>1226065
Is r-truth the longest tenured guy at the wwe? I watched the 2001 rumble again recently and was shocked when I saw truth run out. How long has he been with the company?
>>1226072
>>1226075
>>1226076
>>1226077
>>1226079
>>1226082
Please stop
>>1226081
he had a short stint before in the very early 2000's but he didn't come to the company full time until 2008
between 2001 and that time he was over in TNA when it was still an NWA Territory
>>1226081
No, he left for a few years and had a run as NWA champ in TNA and some indies
>>1226080
>Ryback
that's just a meme no one unironically likes Ryback
>Chris Jericho
he's good as a heel yeah but it's most definitely in a weird "ha dad's kind of cool" thing
>Sheamus
gr8 b8 m8 8/8
>>1225596
gonna cwwwyyyy wittle smarkypoo
This is hilarious
>>1226096
>>1226099
This is the most forced /asp/ meme ever. Even worse than RVD posting
>>1226099
without the long hair he ends up looking like punk
>>1226097
>anyone who likes wrestlers I hate is just pretending to
I'm honestly almost depressed at how many people on /asp/ seem to actually think Roman is "Based." Only more depressing by how many people are gonna try and figure out whether I'm a "mark" for dean or seth
>>1226114
>being upset by memers
Kys
>>1226109
wittle smarkybutt gonna tell him mommy on mean old bully?
>>1226114
They are literally only pretending
>>1226114
The last two years of programming have revolved around The Shieldetty and I'm fucking sick of it. They all suck. Push different talent.
>>1226114
Perhaps Reddit and woo are more up your speed. Roman is great.
>>1226120
This. The Shield should have been future endeavoured after they split.
>>1226111
doesn't stop people from being equally autistic about there "no one like punk or danial bryan" shit
>>1226124
It's just memes. Pay them no mind
who /xmascheer/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4_8Gb-OpBc&feature=youtu.be&t=1h2m28s
>>1226124
Quit being worked by autists who spend their entire days on here. There's at least 3 at most mega autistic idiots who draw pleasure from being an annoyance to everyone cause it brings them joy. That idiot who has a different trip everyday, the waifu autists who actively participate in idol worshipping women they'll never be with, and then just autistic spammers. Unfortunately this board being globally linked in the front of 4chan for the last 5 months opens a Pandora box for the worst kind of scum to come here. Before, it was alright. With that said, just cause someone dislikes a wrestler you like doesn't necessarily mean they are trolling. I am mostly apathetic towards Roman and I don't understand smarks calling him worse than lex Luger. They clearly are exaggerating and were never alive during Luger's run.
>>1226120
I wouldn't say any of them suck (roman could stand to go back and work on cardio and diverisfy his moveset) mostly they've just been pushes super hard and super fast and it's grinding down on fans pretty bad.
>>1226134
Cry more wittle smark babbyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>1226138
autism
>>1226139
waaaah waaaaaaaah
>>1226134
wittle smarkybutt poopoo his diapey? gonna cwwwyyyy?
>>1226134
>the waifu autists
Some of them are alright. Slagfag is usually pretty funny when he shows up and charlie fag actually talks about wrestling most of the time. I agree with you on the Sasha autist and those creepy dudes in /bex/
>>1226134
The only thing worse than the people you mentioned are guys who spew the word autism constantly
>>1226144
>pretends charlie fag talks about wrestling 'most of the time'
i wonder who could be behind this post
>>1226138
Were you the autist who was also trying to force "paycheck to paycheck"? Is that your legacy? Being a failed memer on the mandrama board?
>>1226144
Kys waifufag
>>1226145
There isn't a better word to describe them.
>>1226146
>i wonder who could behind this post
The jews?
>>1226114
>You: the smark getting BTFO by Roman
>>1226165
Based
>TFW going to summerslam this year
Based feeling
>>1226172
>getting to see SashA+ btfo Charlotte
lucky lad
>>1226172
>you get to see Roman going over AJ after 1 (one) spear live
Money well spent
>>1226172
youre gonna see the return of john cena and randy orton !!!
>>1226176
He said Summerslam, so he'll either be seeing Reigns vs Cena or a Shieldetty Triple Threat
>>1226180
The feud will go on and Burret Crub will be LoN 2.0, with Summerslam being the end of the feud and Roman destroying it all in order to look strong.
t. Vince
>>1226185
This
>survivor series 2016 will be shieldetty + cena + ziggler vs. Burret crabu + league of jobbers
>>1226193
Theres no way the shield are getting back together so soon. WWE know that the triple threat is a big draw so they'll leave it. Unless they do it at Summerslam but that doesn't leave much time for them to get back together
>>1226193
LON will be long disbanded by then.
It will definitely be team TNA/outlaws vs team WWE
Will Chyna be getting a 10 bell salute or a quick "Dedicated to..." at the start of the show?
>>1226236
The latter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOMaCrFNZkg
>>1226236
neither
>>1226236
Probably a video package with Stephanie narrating and that's it.
>>1226238
Holy shit
>2012: The Rock
>2013: Daniel Bryan
>2014: Brock Lesnar
>2015: Kevin Owens, Alberto Del Rio
Who's it gonna be this year /wwe/?
>>1226276
AJ Styles
>>1225713
>Big Guy Muay Thai
>>1226276
Roman Reigns
>>1226276
Almost certainly Roman.
>>1226193
Gonna cwwwyyyy wittle smarkypoo?
>>1226165
>get pushed by based Big Dog
>later online
>ROMAN FUCKING SUCKS ITS NOT FAIR
>>1226165
KEK
>>1226165
BASED ROMAN
>>1225713
The Big Guy Muay Thai is a beautiful move. Way better looking than the running corner knee
>>1226347
It legitimately does look like it actually impacts the opponent when he does it.
When punk did it, it just looked like he was giving a gay jumping hug.
>>1226276
Jericho
>>1226276
Ryback, Roman, Zack Ryder
>>1226347
>that cheeky punk taunt
AH LOVE IT MAGGLE
>>1225346
>It's ANOTHER silly black guy who dances gimmick
I hate wrestling
>>1226444
sjw pls leave
>>1226444
Don't worry mate it won't get over on the main roster
Will Sami Zayn vs Kevin Owens ever main event Mania?
>>1226238
>lose weight
heh
>>1226347
CM PUKE STRIKES AGAIN
>>1226452
About as much chance of that as two women main eventing Mania
>>1225868
Arn Anderson
Ric Flair
Ricky Steamboat
Eddie Guerrero (Who she steals from)
Chris Jericho
RVD
Chris Benoit
Raven
Taz
Jerry "The King" Lawler
Mr. Perfect
Roddy Popper
Tatsumi Fujinami
Kenta Kobashi
Owen Hart
Bret Hart
Even Scott Stiener is better
>Sashashills
>>1226452
Is this the new Punk vs Bryan?
The answer is no.
>>1226499
You might have a case with Eddie. Maybe.
>outlaws
Have sex you dumb fraggle. SashA+ is in the big leagues for a reason
>>1226452
It's possible if all the main eventers die in a plane crash.
>>1226499
He actually did it the absolute madman
>>1226506
Which of the people he listed were "outlaw" wrestlers? All but one of them is/was in WWE. Fucking memer
>>1226513
>he
You're not fooling anyone potato samefag
>>1226516
Answer my question
>watching botchamania
>crowd chanting and fighting over the beach ball during baron match
>>1226519
Getting mad?
>>1226513
The first 3 he listed, raven and the chinks
>>1226112
I have no idea but I remember this man giving me the worst nightmare of my life at like 5 or 6 years old.
Threw my action figure out the window the second I woke up.
>>1226527
>Arn
was in WWE
>Ric Flair
Was and still is in WWE
>Ricky Steamboat
Was in WWE
>Raven
Was in WWE
>Kenta Kobashi
Is currently in the WWE as Hideo Itami
The only non-wwe guy is Tatsumi Fujinami. Kys you retarded memeing horsefucker
>>1226524
You're the only one who's gone mad, m8.
>>1226535
Go make another pokemon image F+aggot
>>1226534
>confusing Kenta Kobashi with Kenta Kobayashi
>>1226537
Right after you kys
>>1226540
Oh fuck my bad. Two non-WWE guys
>>1226542
Pokemon fag
>>1226550
>Implying
I didn't even know what the fuck you were talking about, but that image seemed relevant
>>1226562
Why do you always use a plus?
>>1226563
Because he's fucking retarded.
Playboy's website did an article on Paige. Is it habbening
>>1226563
So fucking dense. Is that you becketty?
>>1226568
You're reaching Dean Mark levels of autistic.
>>1226577
Thats not possible.
>>1226577
The only autistic person here is your empty headed self. Go back to your jobber general and kys fraggle
>>1226550
>i don't like pokemon
>>1226577
Pretty sure he is Dean Mark
>>1226593
samefag
What ever happened to that guy that used to ask the weird diva questions with the becky gif
>>1226595
Dean Mark is a dumb pleb fraggle who can't appreciate SashA+'s talent and would rather cum into his sock when WOMEN wrestlers come on screen
>>1226600
Because we don't know who (You) are talking about
>>1226609
Kys newfag
>>1226621
>bragging that you've wasted your life on this site
>>1226621
>i-if people don't recognize my autistic g-gimmick of spamming becky's g-gifs thats means t-they're n-newfags
Are you too thirsty for (You)s? Just make a trip like your fellow retarded friends here and you shall receive them
>>1226347
Based ryback
>>1226637
It's not even me that did it. You fucking autists and your assumptions
>>1226650
>he thinks i care about the general
Generals are for autistic waifu fraggles
>>1226621
Ola Cartero
Should wrestlers be allowed to use HGH?
>>1226653
You ARE an autistic waifu fraggle. Which is why you faked Banksetty's general numbers countless times when she was getting outpaced by Becky.
>>1226662
Get worked samefagger
>>1226662
>actually giving this fuck about waifu wars that much
God, you fuckers are pathetic. We all know you don't care about their wrestling ability, which is almost nonexistent anyway, but you only post in those threads for fapmaterial. You only masturbate to them and nothing else. And hope that one day when you buy a first row seat ticket they'll notice your fat neckbeard ass and smile at you, or even look at you with disgust.
I require you all to just fuck off to /woo/ at this point
>>1226666
>Muh samefag boogeyman
Take your meds already.
>>1226667
Please stop projecting you fatty fat fat
>>1226667
Gonna have to agree with the brony on this one. Stop projecting.
>>1226667
>>1226662
Can you two autists both shut up? Why are you whiteknighting female wrestlers this hard? Do you think they even know you exist?
