state of /woo/
was it always this bad or did this happen because of the redditors leaking from the stream
>>1223551
>4chan is where i vent my frustration on /woo/
Back to /woo/ punk babby bitch
>>1223556
>punk babby bitch
What?
>>1223559
Yes you're a punk babby bitch.
Dumb nigger
>>1223551
kys you /woo/tard cuck
>>1223559
puppy monkey baby
>>1223561
>implying you don't go there
no need to hide it
>>1223564
>its a bretposter
kys immediately
>>1223564
Bret cuck post on /woo/
No a suprise to be honest.
Also all /woo/ niggers are level 4 and lower
>>1223565
>>1223568
Does this trigger you?
>>1223568
terrible oc
kys
>>1223570
Nah, just good to know butt hurt post on /woo/
>>1223570
>shet poster is this ass blasted
>tfw no qt ringrats to fuck yet
>2k16
>beat Sting at WM in a 5 star match while being the US champ
>match was non-DQ which made it fun
>storyline ends I guess
>cut a face promo despite being heel
>SD after WM
>paired up against Cena again
>and again
>and again
God, I'm dropping the fucking title on ER and moving on to IC title, I've had enough of matches with Cena to the point I just win most of them by countout since it takes the least amount of time
>>1223600
Stuck with the U.S. title going nowhere huh? Now you know what its like to be Kalisto
>>1223615
Well I mean I'm put on in matches against Cena (all the fucking time), sometimes Rock, sometimes Bryan... but besides that, no one else.
I think I'll feud with Rusev and drop the title to him. And move on to be the heel IC champ this company needs
>tfw painful ear infection
Should I just end it or will RAW be good on monday?
>>1223669
>RAW
>2016
>good
Yeah just kill yourself
>>1223669
Your painful ear infection will get worse the moment Roman grabs a mic
He really is the most boring fuck ever. It's not just an act.
>>1223686
Did they?
>not making it Jhon edition for his birthday
What the fuck? Did Reddit invade or something?
>>1223687
'no'
>>1223686
Real question but what did he mean by this?
It's like when normies comment on shit on facebook trying to be clever.
>>1223718
he fucks charlotte with his hair up
>>1223718
he puts it in a bun when he sucks haitchs dick lad. do you want porn kiddo?
>>1223718
He puts his hair in a bun when JBL fucks him in the shower
what the fuck is /woo/, I'm not some huge wrestling nerd, I actually get laid
>>1223730
/woo/ is 420chans wrestling board. It's basicly reddit only if you disagree with the common opinion you get banned instead of downvoted.
>>1223730
it's when someone slaps your chest.
>having to specify that you get laid
back to /woo/
>>1223730
>i fucked last night
>>1223734
>m-muh board wars
not much going on in your life, eh champ?
>>1223756
oh man, you got me all figured out.
>>1223688
>What the fuck? Did Reddit invade or something?
reddit is literally always here
>>1223718
>normies
I'm sorry you're socially inept.
What did they mean by this?
>>1223551
/wooo/ hates when anyone has a different opinion than them.
I've been in the chat and seen people get pissed at one guy for saying someone sucks.
>>1223867
So it's the same as here then
>>1223760
i know i did, reddit
>>1223870
sort of, here people cry irl and call eachother fedoras and cucks and reddit
because /asp/ is all high est beta numales
>>1223851
Indian anti-smark
Never thought I'd see the day
>swede-cuck still posts paige on /sp/
>>1223897
based
EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYS
THIS FIRE BURNS ALWAAAAAAAYS
Its John Cenas birthday. Is Thikki Nikki going to give him some dank ass birthday sex?
>>1223849
Fuck off normie get off my board
>>1223955
ola cartero
>>1223867
So it's basically the same as here?
If you go against the hivemind of globbing Roman's cock and whiteknighting the product regardless of how bad it is, you get spammed with insults that even my 13 year old sister would find immature.
>>1223960
You don't get banned here you fragile faggot.
>>1223959
Im not Carter ya paranoid fucking sperg
>>1223960
>implying that those aren't based counterculture rebels
>implying the normie sheep conformist hivemind isn't anti-reigns and pro indie midget cucks and dirty japs
>Josie is in the enclosed pool area. Side garage is open.
>>1223965
That's what Carter would say
>Cenas birthday
>/asp/ doesn't have a sticky with his theme in the background
>>1223965
Post jaw/skin with timestamp now to forever prove it then
We all know you wont because you are Carter
>>1223986
Fuck u i wont do whatya tell me
when did this board become so awful (well, more awful) and full of tripfags?
Velvet Sky finished up with TNA yesterday. There's no way Bully actually got her a job at WWE, right?
>>1224004
End of winter
>>1224006
I hope not. She's a Bella tier wrestler.
>>1224004
When ur momma fucked ur dada
UFC works their fans so hard and most of them don't realize it. I'm flabbergasted reading these comments over at /r/MMA about how Nate Diaz and Conor McGregor are holding UFC to the fire trying to get their match back on the card. They genuinely believe that Dana is upset that Nate sat on a press conference and said he only wanted to fight Conor McGregor and no one else, as if Dana didn't tell him to say that in the first place. This is all becoming a huge promotional tactic and people are eating it up. You could even tell from Dana's smirks how much he's loving it. Whenever he caves because of the intense fan pressure to put on this match, people are going to think "Yeah, we did it!" as if this hadn't been decided days ago.
UFC has been pulling stunts like this for a while, and many fighters have mentioned how a lot of it is showbiz, but there are lots and lots of passionate fans who really believe the stories that are being told around these fights.
Austin, Bret, Triple H, Vince, Cornette, they're all wrong. Kayfabe isn't dead. It just relocated to MMA where it's working everybody and hardly anyone knows it.
One month until RAW 1200.
Which has-been will they wheel out to open the show? Will we get another fucking DX reunion?
Or will it be the return of Cena, Seth, and Hogan?
>>1223941
>Nikki
>Thick
Found the 7 year old
>>1224024
No one. 1200 isn't a special number. There will be nothing before 1500 at least.
>>1224025
Kek triggered you landwhale?
>Finn Baloring imminent debut
Oh boy. Time for another massively bland forced push.
Smarks hate Roman because he is a chad. Like he said himself hes THE GUY. Roman could fuck any girl he wanted too, he could fuck a smarks girlfriend then fuck their mother and they couldn't do a damn thing about it. Smarks know this and are threatned.
This is why IWC tends to like ugly guys that remind them of themselves such as Cesaro, Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn. Ugly manlet nerds.
>>1224041
This is true tbvh
>>1224039
>yfw he gets close to no reaction besides for his debut
>>1224041
I dislike Roman because he's incredibly boring. Stop projecting, Carter.
>>1224041
>Cesaro
>ugly
>manlet
epic
>>1224046
If he doesn't debut with his meme demon entrance he's dead in the water.
>>1224046
I kind of expect his reactions to fall off very quickly.
The way I see it, many people are already cottoning onto how he has little character and zero mic-work in NXT. An hour-long, weekly show that he shows up on quite rarely.
In the Main Roster setting with five hours of programming a week? He's fucked.
>>1224049
>I dislike Roman because he's incredibly boring.
Sure ya do lil guy...
>>1224046
if he debuts with his friends the meme gun and festus beating up reigns he'll get a nice pop that night but it'll probably fall off over time
>>1224055
God you are fucking stupid
>>1224058
My dick alone is twice the size of you, kid
>>1224034
No, but having bit tits doesn't make a person thick.
>http://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2016/4/21/11482586/john-cena-misses-blood-in-wwe-would-prefer-shows-were-more-graphic
>"I'm a 38-year-old man. I'd much rather it be a program geared toward me, whether that's TV-14 or sometimes even more graphic than that, which is what I like. For one thing, profanity brought fire out of people with personalities that backed the language. It's very difficult to say, 'Oh, you're being poopy,' especially when they're meant to be fighting words. And now, if someone starts to bleed, the referee intervenes to stop the bleeding. But before, you'd just let it fly. Blood is one of the things that made fights cool. Like, you knew it had gotten serious. I understand why we don't do it anymore. Vince has been a coach to me, a father figure, a boss and a friend, and his goal and my goal are the same: to make the company be as big as it can be. But, yeah, the blood is one thing I miss."
>>1224061
Do you wear lingerie?
>>1224072
Especially if they are fake
https://twitter.com/FierceBliss/status/723681893984530433
Based af
>>1224116
Please pick a gender
>>1223600
Yeah, the titles literally just stay on the same people permanently in career mode, it's fucking garbage.
Look in my eyes, what do you see?
>>1224130
I see a
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC historyy
>>1224130
I come to /wwe/ one time per day and all the fucking time I see you posting
kill yourself already please
>>1224041
>Smarks hate Roman because he is a chad
Of course these tripfags come from /r9k/
Don't know why I didn't realise it earlier
>>1224041
Cesaro isn't as ugly as your average smark
>>1224134
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
>>1224184
i see a faggot who will lose in mma
>>1224208
if he even competes lolol xD
>>1224208
Mfw I live in Chicago and no one remembers him anymore
>You will never be stuck under Naomi's gigantic brown ass, her belly bloated with gas and asscheeks jiggling and clapping each time she farts in your face. "Nnngh, damn, that's rank! You tellin' me you actually LIKE this?"
Reminer that Dean Mark is extremely low test and can only manage a few drops of cum
>>1224220
it hurts famalam
>>1224208
>Two years in training
>Still hasn't fought
WELCOME TO MY HOUSE
>>1224208
>>1224220
>that ass
https://twitter.com/RealJackSwagger/status/723926679647850496
Swaggie time is over
>>1224279
Swaggie no....
Where will he go now? `New Japan?
>>1224226
>two years in training
>injuried for 90% of the time
>>1223568
i'm sad the old timey wrestling general never took off tbqh
had a good discussion of Thesz's career one time
>>1224208
>lose
LMAO
he's not going to fight dummy
>>1223600
have fun feuding with Ryback and Miz for eternity
then when you finally get to the WWE title it's Brock and Bryan and random feuds with Beeg and Mark Henry
>>1224287
MMA
>>1224279
genuinely liked swagger and he was having good matches on the c-shows. shame
>>1224290
didn't realize they were a tag team
need to watch more AWA
>>1224303
That mode would be so much better if it actually had some dynamic feuds going on in the background. Instead it's shit and titles drop back to the previous holders after a while once you drop them. It means jack shit.
They had the good idea but delivered horribly. Besides the progression feels a bit too slow. I'm the US goddamn champ and my overall is 77. Then again I at least have 2 omg moments - through a table and barricade breaker which I constantly use to win by countout on Cena.
>>1224335
if you want to squash guys more quickly I recommend adding the 10 Count Punch to your moveset. You can find it in Corner>Stunned front>Strong Strike. Once you work them down to yellow you can irish whip them into the corner and they'll stay. You can get 75% from doing this sequence once which will help you get signatures and finishers much quicker.
Also if you want to cheat you can add Springboard Shooting Star 2 to your moveset when they are down and outside the ring. The computer can't counter it for whatever reason and you can do it as many times as you want as it will cancel the count out and they'll never get up.
>>1223955
kys
>>1224279
his WE THE PEOPLE was pretty fun to watch.
his feud was rusev was the only thing i enjoyed of him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJjZM5zFGuA
>Implying this isn't the best theme ever
>>1224279
good maybe Angle can come back now
nothing against swagger but he was pushed way too hard without the ability to promote a match
>>1224417
kys weeb
>>1224279
no fuck this, swaggie time can't end I loved swaggie time
Aren't you supposed to me Jamaican? What happened to your accent?
>>1224076
based bmj
>>1224417
>best theme ever
18+
It's a really good theme though.
I haven't seen news related to Orton in ages.
post your wrestling theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1i0w1hawGo
>>1224485
ADRENALINE KEEPS ME IN THE GAME
https://youtu.be/21mEVQMxDmE
>2k16 authority objectives
>win with red leg health
>opponent never attacks your legs
>win after taking your opponents finisher
>you're wrestling against Cena
>win by DQ
>fighting against a face who'd never EEEEEVER do that
>get hit by a foreign object
>not wrestling against a mexican
>>1224279
might kill myself lads
PUSH JACK SWAGGER NOW
>>1224279
He didn't mean he was released retards.
>>1224220
>having this line of green text copied and pasting it on every single general
>>1224491
>Royal Rumble Match
>Trigger Barricade Breaker twice and win by count out
>>1224499
>tfw being a full blown heel siding with authority
>status constantly falls into unfavorable because I'm failing literally impossible objectives all the time
WHO BOOKED THIS
STUPID IDIOT
>>1224507
do you understand what I'm saying to you right now
>>1224502
get barricade breaker and the ability to perform your opponent's finisher and you're golden. Barricade breaker counts as an OMG moment and guarantees you half a star so it covers almost all bases.
>>1224502
>Fight Seth Rollins
>Get a 2.5 match rating or higher
>tfw YOU'RE A GIANT
>tfw had 2k16 since november but never bothered to touched my career mode, only play universe mode
Is it really worth playing? 2k15's mycareer was hot garbage
>>1224522
based
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/723619849759522816/video/1
He's back, bully Ryback is back!
>>1224561
B A S E D
U
L
L
Y
So how long before Crews vs. Reigns in the same tone as Lashley vs. Cena
>>1224561
HAHA!
DUH BIG GUY!
>>1224561
heh
>>1224561
I like how the kid handled it well
Hope Ryback has a great heel run and stays that way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWblqKlZFhU
>Punk could've been Divas Champion
>>1224570
No one cares. Quit trying to be relevant, Phil.
How scared were you when Taker landed on his neck at WM25
>>1224576
Not as scared as Snuka was
ROMAN REIGNS TO GET MAJOR CHARACTER CHANGE AFTER PAYBACK MELTZER SAYS
EXPECT A MUCH "EDGIER" AND "BADASS" VERSION OF HIM JUST THINK OF GOLDBERG AND BROCK LESNAR
>>1224602
>meltzer
>>1224602
>MELTZER
>>1224602
Sounds good desu
>>1224602
>meltzer
Who /savingthiervirginityforbayley/ here?
>>1224618
>saving yourself for a whore
>>1224619
Go to bed Dave
>>1224612
> lynC+hetty
>>1224602
> meltzer
>>1224618
>that face
>>1224279
Who gives a fuck
>>1224625
Stay triggered, fatty. Big Dave is reliable.
>>1224602
>MELTZER
>>1224628
I don't see the resemblance.
>>1224602
>major change
>not a heel turn
>wowitsfuckingnothing.png
>>1224004
When Carter showed up
>>1224618
>>1224635
>waifufag is blinded by his delusions
shocker
>>1224602
>meltzer
>>1224602
fake no sauce
kys redditor
>>1224649
>>1224619
>getting butthurt over greentext
>>1224649
>dave meltzer is where i get my sources
So now that it's basically confirmed that Dean will be the SCSA of his generation, and Seth will be the HBK of his generation, and AJ along with Bullet Club will be the DX of their generation...
Where does that leave Roman?
>>1224664
stop
>>1224664
weak bait
>>1224664
The John Cena of his generation :^)
>>1224664
A less charismatic Rock
>>1224664
>i try to compare stuff to the stuff of the past instead of looking at it on it's own
>>1224664
Lex Luger of his generation
>>1223664
You Christfags love to needlessly censor. Did you know white girls love Mexicans? They call us Sexicans.
>>1224684
What an insult to Cena
>>1224685
>>1224025
What you consider her thin? The girl is thick, get over it.
>>1224688
She's a healthy weight. Doesn't make her thick. 18+
>>1224680
Did you know that "white girls" is a term way to broad to be generalized like that?
>>1224602
>According to Meltzer
>>1224680
>sexicans
no one says that, ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTuhXfGvKIA
how come nobody told me this match was released?
commentary was still finding its feet at this point but still pretty fun
>>1224743
That's very misogynist of Phil
>>1223851
>the only reason you like Ambrose is because he's a character
>the only reason you like AJ is because he has moves
>ROMAN DA BEST BALEE DAT
Poo in loos have gone too far. Pakistani attacks incoming.
P O O
>>1224130
Eminem, you should've starred in Southpaw. It would've been so much better.
>>1224692
>STOP USING ADJECTIVES
>>1224774
LOOK AT THE ADJECTIVE
PLAY
L
A
Y
With their debut coming on Monday, what will their tag team name be?
>>1224783
Karl & Anderson
>>1224767
Panjeet probably has a job though lmao
>>1224786
Cleaning designated shitting streets?
>>1224785
i thought you killed yourself
>>1224791
Still better then being a NEET living with his mum
>>1224801
Nah not really ;^)
>twitter.com/LanaWWEAss
>>1224664
anti-smarks triggered.
>>1224805
Bayleys is better
>>1224602
>Meltzer
>Goldberg and Bork Lazer
The nigga will be Ryback II.
>>1224602
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>1224602
Le meltx
post your theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNCJxsZqvLA
What wrestling move is this?
>>1224825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD0jzUYQUPE
>>1224826
I wish I was Rusev...
>>1224826
her attire reminds me an old granny
>>1224831
>enter wrestle mania in a tank
>still have to job to cena
>>1224783
Wow J&J sure lok different these days
>>1224783
Hyped to hear their theme desu
>>1224783
Karl and Festus
>>1224783
Biscuits and Machine Guns
>>1224809
hi spergy
>>1224834
It's been a known fact that when you get a godlike fucking entrance, you're going under.
You now remember R-Truth.
IT'S HAPPENING
>>1224911
>getting worked by tweets
wew
>>1224911
Why do wrestlers have Twitter for fucks sake.
>>1224911
its happening a new era of low ratings that based roman wouldnt even be able to save
>people tuning in
>to see a manlet vanilla irish retard
pick one
>>1224920
L2greentext
>>1224902
i never forgot him
can someone post the enzo cuck copy pasta
Why hasn't she been pushed to the main roster yet? Other than her looks.
>>1224972
look at your picture
>>1224972
She still lacks confidence on the mic.
>>1224987
Eh I agree but kind of works for her gimmick.
Bayley is like DB. She can get over on her wrestling alone.
>>1224972
What a fucking mess of a woman.
>>1224997
>She can get over on her wrestling alone.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>1224999
Are you implying she's not over from her matches?
Who will induct her?
>>1225002
Her good friend Stephanie, of course.
>>1225001
she's not going to be over with her wrestling.
her gimmick can get her over though
>>1225002
It'll probably be Lita or some other "safe" option.
>>1225009
Chyna actually hated Lita apparently. She refused to drop the title to her at Judgment Day and made Lita go to management to tell them she didn't want to win it.
>>1224972
Because NXT had nobody to replace her.
>>1224997
Kek. Bayley is the worst wrestler of the four. Even if she weren't
>women
>getting over on ability
So naive
>>1225002
Shawn maybe? Xpac?
>>1225013
>Bayley
>worst
Heard of Sasha Botch?
>>1225014
Maybe Shawn. Certainly not xpac. They had a toxic relationship in every sense of the word. It didn't end well.
TSK TSK TSK
Mick Foley's kid is live streaming
https://youtu.be/WAf8yro9tWs
>>1225016
I suppose Bayley can actually do her moves properly
>>1225002
>Chyna
>HOF
If it ever happened, maybe Foley
