>Dem arms
I didn't realize how goddamn big Rusev is until I saw him trying to wear a shirt.
WHO RUSEV HERE
>>1222209
Top heel right here, fuck gaytch
POST MORE RUSEV YOU FUCKS
So ADR is not on the european tour I guess?
>ywn grab a beer with based RuRu
>You will never be stuck under Naomi's gigantic brown ass, her belly bloated with gas and asscheeks jiggling and clapping each time she farts in your face. "Nnngh, damn, that's rank! You tellin' me you actually LIKE this?"
>>1222209
Rusev was pretty good during his US title run.
His workrate has fallen off as of late, but so has the programs he's been put in.
>>1222212
>Light beer
>Light
>Beer
Rusev confirmed for sissy baby
>>1222225
11/10 babe
>>1222228
Rusev is the best thing in the WWE atm. It's a damn shame the way they have treated him after his US championship reign was done
>>1222218
>Sasha in a City shirt
Dropped.
>you will never be Based Rusev
Kill me
>>1222238
They all got a shirt since they visited the stadium
>>1222241
>tfw being a slav and having similar facial features to Rusev but lighter skin, similar hair (no receeding hairline) but no goatee
>>1222244
>
>>1222252
Keenan ##dubyadubyae
:^)
>>1222238
>implying she actually has any clue about football
>>1222260
>Banned
lol
>>1222245
Sasha's smiles seem so forced
Who /heel King/ here
>>1222241
The 'betes will soon anyway you sweaty shitskin dwarf
charlotte
>>1222273
the addition of a push up bra to her arsenal is doing wonders for her
>>1222276
Sheamus looks great with that beard, honestly. I dig this look way more than the previous one he had.
>>1222281
agreed
he just needs to drop the mohawk now
maybe go bald
>>1222284
I'd say the mohawk fits. I actually liked the braids, too - gives him more of a look for a celtic warrior, certainly.
But goddamn drop the shitty red gear
>>1222276
Sheamus has one glorious beard.
Just watched Smackdown legally
>Big Guy beating chicano scum
>BIG BANTZ
>Britbong kid telling Ziggler to "shake it off"
>Good match between AJ/Miz. Great that Miz was ultra competitive.
>The AJ/Karl/Luke storyline progressing nicely
>Shane actually landed his punches
>A Miz/Shane feud that's something like Corbin/Regal would be great
>Rich has lost some weight
>Tamina's suprisingly decent in-ring form continues
>R-Truth booty clapping at 50
>Goldust is literally the only white person I know of that can do the stanky leg
>"Bada boom! Realest guys in the zzzz"
>Dean Ambrose should just stop using the suicide dive
>Boring main event but decent post-match bantz
Decent show. The Miz is in such good form. If they insist on keeping Roman face, I hope he feuds with him for a month or atleast have a mini-feud or something. Also, is the Becky/Emma feud kill?
>>1222288
>Also, is the Becky/Emma feud kill
>expecting creative's ADHD to be kept in check for a womens feud
>>1222288
>Also, is the Becky/Emma feud kill?
Who even knows with WWE. If they aren't on the Payback card, assume it is. I'm expecting it'll be the preshow match.
>>1222273
How have you been charlanfag?
Based Sheamoose being the Irish Cena
>>1222297
Been doin alright. How about you Slagfag? Happy about the leigt pop Paige got in London and about how the announcers referenced her mom?
>>1222296
>go from being in arguably the biggest women's match in WWE history to the pre show of a C ppv the next month
State of Bex
2nd best lad coming through.
>>1222301
Yes that was all well and good however she should have been featured in a singles match, not a crappy tag match.
I assume she's in the doghouse or something, the underutilization of their best talent is asinine and insane.
If she's not the one to take the title of Charlan than I don't know what this companies writers are smoking.
>>1222270
I'm 6'1, which is 6'5 with boots + WWE measuring
>>1222310
They're smoking SashA+'s raw talent
>>1222296
>team emma vs team becky 20 woman tag team match in the pre show
they really need a women's tag team belt. wwe creative can't write a female story line, and most of the female wrestlers will never be in the title picture.
FUCK
A
BELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1222310
Yeah, most non-Horsewoman divas aren't given enough time to shine desu. This is also apperent in NXT where Dana Brook has been forced to job for ages due to not being associated with the Four Horsewomen brand despite being a way better wrestler than both Sasha and Becky
>>1222321
I'll be pretty miffed if it's a tag match. Becky and Emma could have a 3.5-4 star match given a solid 15 minutes or so.
>Manly beard
>Based Theme
>Literally nicknamed 'GOAT'
>Didn't whine
>Main-evented wrestlemania
>Friends with Triple H
>Friends with everybody really
>Friends with Ryback
>Big fan of Ryback
>helps Ryback come up with new moves
>probably has a big dick
>Brothers with John Cena
>Loves Wrestling
>Loves Sports Entertainment
>Loves his fans
>Adored by almost every wrestling and sports entertainment fan
>A+ player (trips said it himself)
>Wanted to elevated the mid card belts
>Has won every single belt in the WWE
>Thankful for WWE making his dream come true
>not selfish
>not a vegan
>Trained in Shawn Michaels school
>loves animal
>probably double teame nicki and brie with BMJ
>Put over """""THE GUY""""""
>didn't cry about teaming up with Kane
>didn't whine when Trips screwed him over
>fans loved him so much they took over wrestlemania
>
>>1222325
Lol awful b8
>charlie fag and slagfag actually talking wrestling instead of throwing playground insults at eachother
Im ok with this
>>1222325
>Dana Brooke is better than Sasha and Becky
Not like you to be b8ing m8. She's not even close and I'm a fan of hers
>mfw BMJ comes back and it becomes painfully clear that Ramen isn't the guy
>>1222320
Nice joke.
>>1222321
A tag belt would be a stupid idea, there are no real tag teams in the womens division, the only actual tag team they had were the bellas.
Why have a tag title just for a bunch of singles competitors thrown together as a tag team because they're not busy?
The matches would be shit and the belt would mean little, it'd be an insult to tag team wrestling.
>>1222325
I have not seen much of Danas work so I can't comment on that, its not hard to be better in the ring than those two shitters though.
>>1222332
they're just more subtle about their bait today
>>1222328
> giving 2 irrelevant jobbers 15 minutes
Lol
BeC+ketty will be sucking solid dicks in dublin when she gets future endeavoured next year, 30 quid for 15 minutes
>>1222340
>butthurt paigE- fag can't handle the facts
>>1222348
Stop stealing my gimmick you C+unt
>>1222338
>yfw Vince actually books Cena going over Roman
>that will also be Cenas 16 world title
2-3 years ago I would be fucking upset. Instead now I'd be happy as hell.
>>1222323
He looks proud of his beard
>60 posts
>9 IPs
Bahaha nice ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''comoonity''''''''''''''''''' u faggots
>tfw fans took the lads for granted
>tfw WWE is slowly distancing them all from each other
>>1222356
Make it 10 jabroni.
>>1222353
Dont even start chatting shit to me you C+rackhead
Im flattered you imitate me, there is room for 2 sashA+ bros but dont pretend you are the original pham
What's been your favourite match from this week?
What's been your favourite promo/segment from this week?
>>1222357
le dirtsheets say they're to be split up soon
>>1222360
>he thinks he was first
Take your pills boY+
>>1222353
>Stop stealing my gimmick
pure autism
>>1222218
Sheamus looks like a real lad there
>>1222372
samefag. Go die in a fire you worthless S+hit
>>1222358
Oh was that the one where becky botched like the dumb cunt she is and let Emma win?
I don't really remember Danas performance there much, I don't really watch NXT, I only watched that match to begin with because I wanted to see the botch for myself.
>>1222370
Stop b8ing me nerd, i literally invented beC+ketty/C+harlotte/sashA+ posting
>>1222376
> literally cant even count to 2
LynC+hetty is dumb even by potato nigger standards
>>1222376
>the one where becky botched
That was a botch? kek
>proof that cm punk is literally shit without a script
>>1222385
Of course it was, that's not Emmas finish, there was no story or psychology to having the match end right there.
Stupid Becky decided to take a nap instead of kick out, but thats fine because Emma was the best talent in that ring and deserved the win anyhow.
>>1222387
E+mma is a shitter you tasteless cunt
>>1222376
That botch literally made me quit watching divas wrestling.
>>1222387
Is there a source on the botch?
>>1222382
You know what i dont even care, as long as you arent that autistic jungle bunny Carter you may carry on
>>1222386
You're literally shit, you fuckin cretin
>>1222396
calm down phil
>>1222394
You're C+arter you fuck. It's plain to see. Only a nigger would try to steal my thing
>>1222381
> ugly
No
SashA+ is a qt
She just isnt photogenic from some angles
![serveimage[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/MKA8hfM.gif "serveimage[1].gif")
>>1222386
>apologies to all the wrestlers. I meant washed up actor
>>1222401
She's perfect from all angles you pathetic whelp
>>1222390
Quit replying to me with your boring meme
>>1222393
Other than it being obvious to anyone who understands wrestling, it was on dirtsheets, google it.
She went on to botch the ending of a smackdown match not long after by not being in the right place for charlan to tag her in.
I think she was taking a breather then too, out of shape cunt.
>>1222404
Go stuff your head in a rhino's ass m9. Dig out some crisps while you're at it
>>1222404
wew, well then. That's pretty bad
>>1222404
Whoa man. No need to use the 'C' word.
>>1222407
>C+harlotte fags
Why are waifuists so pathetic lads?
>>1222401
i want to use her big forehead to break my nuts
>>1222412
Aren't you literally just a Sasha waifu fag?
>>1222414
A twohead could break your little crumbs you beta bitch
>>1222417
why u bully me?
i love sasha big forehead too ;_;
>>1222416
I appreciate her talent only. I am a fan, not a waifu shitter
>>1222419
Bet it reminds you of your own receding hairline right?
>>1222422
ok then. What is the difference? What separates me from you?
>>1222424
yes, how did you know?
>>1222426
Big difference between C+ and A+ m8
>>1222429
second worst trip after dean mark
>>1222422
What talent?
>>1222428
So nothing then. Purly ebin
>>1222361
>What's been your favourite match from this week?
Pasqual vs. Matanza. Legit hoss fight.
>What's been your favourite promo/segment from this week?
Mike Bennett/EC3. 2nd week in a row Mike is magic on the mic.
>>1222433
cry more C+harletty fag
>>1222431
kys
>>1222432
The talent that makes her the 3rd best wrestler in WWE you blind cunt
WHO THE HELL IS CARTER???????
>>1222441
EVERYONE!?!
>>1222440
She's not even in the top ten you deluded mark.
>>1222449
Only a true mark would believe that drivel you just shat into existence. fucking samefag
>>1222209
>>1222214
>we have never gotten to see a true solo Rusev Heel run
I feel he'd he great at it
He should take the US Title from that irrelevant shitter Kalisto and reinvigorate a Heelish rendition of the Open Challenge
>I DARE ANY SISSYMAN BACKSTAGE TO PROVE THEIR MANHOOD AGAINST RUSEV
>proceeds to murder a fuckboi
Rinse and repeat.
>>1222457
have sex
>>1222457
>le Rusev is good meme
>>1222228
>His workrate has fallen off as of late
It'll do that when you're never allowed to actually do anything outside of WWE Six man tag matches
>>1222457
>Rusev doing his yelling shittalking
>Rusev getting tv time
>>1222462
have sex
>>1222466
>wearing paycheck pasties
>>1222462
Disgusting dad fucker
>>1222452
>Sasha Banks? Easily one of the top three wrestlers in the WWE right now.
gb2reddit banksetty cuck
What current WWE superstar is best described by this image?
>>1222467
>>1222473
Was this supposed to upset me?
>>1222212
I love them so much
>>1222475
Anyone who isn't SashA+
>>1222469
post lingerie
>>1222474
>le old Canadian jobber meme xD
Die in a dire you samefagging cretin
So I told Vince to make Viktor an Social Outcast ... he actually did it the absolute madman
>>1222484
Post pepperoni nipples
>>1222489
Does he actually have a hairline or just an eternal forehead
>>1222431
Na
He likes bret and may not be carter
>>1222474
The E&C is surprisingly decent 2bh.
>>1222493
please have sex
>>1222461
True, none of the matches mean anything either.
Such a shame, WWE has a knack for wasting talent.
5+ hours a week across multiple programs and yet they can't give more than 2 or 3 guys meaningful matches and storylines.
Well folks, even sometimes I break rules. Today, I break rule number 411. I will talk about somebody, more importantly a subject, and will inturn, give said person undeserved press. COMPLETELY undeserved press, but I gotta be me...I gotta get this off my chest....
The following is from an interview that Teddy Annis recently conducted on an internerd radio show. I will post his half retarded comments in italics, then I will post the truth.
He thinks the ROH match that he was involved in was one of best matches ever in wrestling. He says that the match was great and the cheers from the fans had his adrenaline rushing. He had a little left in the tank after the match so he did not think that the fans got all of their money's worth from Ted which is why he did the extra moves. He had a concussion after the match, but he is not using that as an excuse.
Not using the "concussion" as an excuse. Let's examine that statement, shall we Mr. Annis? Who called the ROH office 17 times the day after saying that you had no recollection of the match? You didn't even remember doing your post match antics the day after the show, NOW suddenly, "the crowd didn't get their monies worth". You're a liar, also, a bad one. Want proof folks? Teddys daddy called and said he had a concussion and couldn't fly out, while Teddy himself was on the other line saying he missed his flight because he was stuck in traffic. D'oh! Other highlights of the 17 phone calls is Teddys dad calling trying to get his job in ROH back, saying he could be the "new Brian Pillman". Brian Pillman as the loose cannon worked because it was believable that he could hurt somebody. You, my sad little friend, just annoy the shit out of people.
>>1222485
>samefag
What the hell are you on about? It's clear you've been talking to one guy (me) for the last couple of posts.
>>1222506
>a knack
Sloppy bollocks cunt
He did a 30 foot moonsault off the cage to the floor. He also did a shooting star press onto 3 guys and did a backflip off the ropes as a tribute to his uncle, the late Owen Hart. He states that anyone who has seen him in Calgary knows that he does the backflip tribute at the beginning and end of every one of his matches, win, lose or draw. The hosts say that they respect that he wanted to do a tribute, but ask how he can justify doing that in light of what was asked from him in the match.
This is where I could absolutely kill you. Owen Hart, fucking rest his soul, NEVER no sold a fucking thing in his life. You had just been in a CAGE MATCH. Summer Slam '94, Bret vs. Owen. Awesome cage match. NO MOONSAULT. A good tribute for you to do for Owen would be to sell your boots on Ebay, you knuckle head. Better yet, just swallow some jacks. This business is dangerous enough. We, the boys, risk out lives enough. We don't need a kid like you putting any of us in harms way more than we already are. All your post match bullshit was to get yourself over and ANY cost. You put "the three guys" you did a shooting star onto in SO much danger because they had no clue it was coming. You put yourself first, and others in danger, THIS, is why i'm even responding to all of this.
He believes people are jealous of the moves he can do.
You're seriously retarded.
>>1222509
You change your IP frequently m8. Almost everyone in this thread is you
>>1222508
>>1222519
When asked who these people are, he responds that Steve Corino did a shoot interview insulting him and calling him a goof. Teddy said when he saw Steve he shook his hand and said he would let it go. Corino responded why and that "you are a goof". He also cites how AJ Styles gave him a list of moves not do to do.
Teddy feels this is unfair as AJ didn't invent the moves in question. He doesn't feel that he should be handcuffed and that he must give the fans everything he has. He does not believe the business has to work in such a manner and cites guys doing jobs to Goldberg and HHH as proof.
Hm...where to begin. AJ Styles may not have invented the moves in question, but he's been in TNA doing them for over a year. Any worker with a brain (i.e. NOT you) wouldn't walk into a WWE ring a start handing out pedigrees, so why would you use the spiral tap on an NWA PPV? I approached you after your match with Juvi and explained to you that AJ used the spiral tap, and you might want to talk to him about it in the future, and you just gave me your blank retard stare and said, "I invented that". Did you invent being stupid too? Seriously, just asking. These guys that've done jobs for goldberg, did they use the Jackhammer? Teddy, really, please. Give the the names of the wrestlers that used the legdrop as a finish in the WWE from 1983 to the present.....douche.
He says that the locker room can't just band together and refuse to do a job. The promoter should step in and say that Ted Hart puts asses in seats.
I have no idea what you're talking about. I'd pay good money to bet that neither do you.
>>1222520
You're either schizophrenic or have got the wrong guy. I've never changed my IP.
There is no God.
>>1222521
>>1222508
>>1222519
Teddy sed to work at KFC and says that you can't tell your boss there you're only giving 50%. He says that if a fan spends $50 on a ticket to see Ted Hart they are going to get their money's worth. There is no option for him to only give 50%. He says if he was working under contract to Vince it would be different, but on the indy scene he can't understand holding back. He says that Rob Feinstein left the door open for him to do this as he told him that if the fans cheered his name then go with it. He believes a lot of the guys who were angry at him are just jealous and everyone knows his only plan is to go to WWE.
Teddy, I was there. The fans were not chanting "PLEASE CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THE CAGE AND DO THREE UNPLANNED SPOTS PUTTING EVERYBODY WHO HAS TO BREAK KAYFABE AND RUN TO CATCH YOU IN HARMS WAY". It's a catchy chant, but it didn't happen. Also, your plan...you ONLY plan is to go to the WWE, perhaps you forgot that you were already there. And you got fired. Idiot.
People who try and blackball him only add more fuel to his fire. He is there to please the fans and not the boys even though the boys have his life in their hands. If they drop him on his head then so be it. He won't stop because 5-6 guys who shouldn't be lacing up boots don't like him. He can't believe he isn't allowed to compete on an equal level because some guys do the same moves as him.
>>1222525
you never know
>>1222523
I always have the right guy because there is only one guy to get
You
>>1222523
Maybe you should change your deodorant
It isnt working
>>1222528
>>1222521
>>1222519
>>1222508
I don't believe for one second you have a fire. You don't love this business Listen to the things you say. Look at the things you do. You give no fuck about the boys, our well being. You only care about yourself. I can only hope that i'm one of the six guys that "shouldn't lace up boots", because then I did my job as one of the ROH locker room leaders. I can't say it enough, no excuse in the world can help you: You put some of the boys in a really horrible potentially dangerous position, and then you cry about being "blackballed". You whine about "not being able to compete on an equal level", and truthfully, that's nobodies fault but your own. Learn some etiquette.
If God wants him to make it in the WWE, then he will. He says there is a reason God lets him do 30 foot moonsaults.
There is no god, and the cage wasn't 30 feet.
Teddy is 23 years old and partially attributes people's jealousy to his age and that they don't have the same creativity and athleticism and feel challenged because they're not willing to follow the standards he sets. He says that we would still have communist countries if people weren't willing to take a chance. Sir A stops him as he states that the hosts don't read the newspapers and drink a lot. Teddy doesn't drink or smoke and compares himself to a preacher.
>>1222537
>>1222528
>>1222521
>>1222519
>>1222508
American Dragon is 22, and one humble motherfucker for how good he is. Nobody is jealous of you, the standard you set is a creepy little no selling troll that wears sunglasses in doors, and changes outfits four times before a show, mainly due to your insecurity as a person. Oh...Teddy? We still do have communist countries, dunce. Oh, and I won't mention the fact that you were asking people where you could score some pot while you were at TNA because you don't smoke.
Teddy is the only one of the Harts who was never stretched by Stu.
...Which is readily recognized from your lack of discipline. Learn how to sell.
So there's your extra press for the day Mr. Annis. No worries though, if it gets you anywhere, i'd bet my life and 100 dollars that you'd find a way to ruin it for yourself with your out of control ego as well as your piss poor attitude. There is no conspiracy, nobody is trying to blackball you. We're just looking out for our friends safety as well as ours. We're just looking out for the product we all believe in, because it's US that want to give the fans a good show. We're just policing our locker room from a cancer that has no business in a business that he acts like he knows all about, but knows so little. We're just protecting our business.
XxX
>>1222525
HEY PHIL
I find it so hilarious that people not only read what I write here, but openly debate what "cryptic" things I write and the "meaning" behind them. There's a lot of over active imaginations out there, and they usually come in the form of somebody that thinks they know the business because they bought a few wrestling dvds. If you don't like what I write here, don't read it. Chances are if it's "cryptic", and i'm tired because i've been up for over 24hrs, it's just mindless drivel. Trust me, that last entry wasn't written for anybody to understand, it was just in my head and I posted it. I don't even understand it. It's not a coded message for "help, i'm unhappy!", because honestly i'm the happiest kid on the planet right now.
If you don't like it, don't read it.
Sometimes i'm angry at the world, sometimes i'd like to punch a lot of people, but i'm LEARNING! (ho ho! the punker must not be happy!)
Haters beware, i've never been more happy.
Let the internet bravery begin...
XxX
Not tired, not alone, not dead, not anymore...
Mysterys of life. Why you meet people when you do. Why certain ones get there, call you on your bullshit.
Always when you least expect it and trying your damndest to keep everybody the fuck away. The way my perspective of things has changed one hundred percent. To view things in way you never ever thought you would understand. GFY ya ham sammich. I'm trying my best to unlearn. GFY.
XxX
"everyday above ground is a good day..."
>>1222549
He's such a fucking try-hard.
...and you're so convinced that inch by inch they've turned to strangers.
Sing it.
Not for me, but for where I was a year ago.
Sing for where i'll be a year from now. Sing for all the people that wish they didn't have it coming.
You know you're in trouble, and I know i'll be singing.
Top of my lungs...."This ones twenty eyes!!!!!!!"
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
"Refuse to be denied. Refuse to compromise...I raise my fist"
Say goodbye to your teeth.
>>1222540
based Phil
>>1222559
Thank you Cabana, Chez, Joe, Jess, Lee, Cass, Ace, the Barbiehead, Jen, Jummy, Roddy, Gabe, Cary, the one that calls me 'roo roo', Stevie, Capri, Gibson, Dee, Brandor, CC(miss you), Prazak, Corino no matter how much he weighs, Gil "female me" Parker, Lars, Marky, Hagadorn and Davey, Sterling, Spank, Dragon, the cactus, Bev for so much shit-putting-up-with, Rocky, Reyes, Petey, Rowdy, Stitches and last but never least, Callee.
Honorable mention to Harley for the super rad early birthday present:
Harley Race, eight time NWA World Heavyweight Champion and Hall of Famer, was the guest on In Your Head Wrestling Radio this past Wednesday. When ask which young wrestler today he would like to wrestle, Race said either CM Punk or Trevor Murdoch. Calling Punk and Murdoch "fantastic young guys," Race went on to compare Punk to Shawn Michaels, saying Punk's "as gifted as Shawn Michaels was in his time." When ask if he thought Punk would succeed in WWE, Race said yes, if WWE doesn't throw any roadblocks in his way. He conceded that Punk's size will work against him in WWE, but pointed out that Michaels had the same problem and overcame it. If Punk's given an opportunity, Race said, "they'll see his work is so good and they'll forget the size thing."
On Halloween night in San Diego, Rocket from the Crypt will be playing our farewell show. After 16 years of scars and ear damage all in the name of spreading goodwill and the Rock N Roll doctrine, we will take the stage for the last time on our favorite day of the year. We know that it is very difficult for those around the world to be with us for this celebration, but we invite all that have been a part of this awesome ride to come out one more time and give it up for the band. We will offer those that have supported and fueled us the first opportunity to purchase tickets. The show is taking place in a hotel ballroom and room packages will be offered with the tickets if you desire. There is a limited number of these discounted room/ticket packages available. There will be five ticket options. 1. Ticket only, 2. Room with 1 ticket, 3. Room with 2 tickets, 4. Room with 3 tickets, 5. Room with 4 tickets. The show is unfortunately 21 and up only as there will be rampant live!r-defying consumption. The rest of the info is below.
Rocket From The Crypt’s last show
Monday, October 31 2005
Westin Horton Plaza Grand Ballroom (910 Broadway Circle – San Diego, CA)
21 and up
Other bands TBA
Niggers
>>1222567
It's been a rough year. I just got floored with this announcement. It's already sold out. Fuck.
My dancing shoes will be set on fire, and I will dance no more. Fuck. Here's to the greatest straight up rock 'n roll band of my generation that nobody knows about. I'm trying to find a way to get to San Diego, chances are slim and hearts are heavy. There's a hole where my heart used to be, it's been a rough year.
"If hell is to roam, then i've got hell to pave..."
Scream Dracula, Scream.
XxX
all me
Can you feel the pulse?
It's officially fall. It's almost October.
You may recall October is my month. That's right, i'm Mr. October. I see no reason for this year to be different.
I'm medically cleared as of Wednesday to get back in the ring, after everybody made a pretty big deal out of what in my opinion was nothing. simply another broken nose, first time bone has actually stuck out though, that was interesting. The ear thing is worse, but if Corino can survive, it's a cake walk! Plus, it's sorta fun really not having to listen to everybody most of the time and having a legit excuse. I'm sure the novely of being half deaf will wear off eventually, but let's face it folks, when it comes to injuries, i've had worse...
"If it doesn't kill you, use it and kill somebody else..."
More to come tomorrow...MAYBE.
janny janny poo
where are u
u've got some work todo now
we can't count on you jannypoo
we'll never catch that anonn
ur gonna have youssle a hotpocket
thats a fact
>>1222362
my sources are saying they'll be around for a little while and are planned to face off with the Wyatts once Bray returns (4-6 weeks)
janny janny poo where are yu
"Fuck you Joboo, you mean to tell me Jesus Chirst can't hit a curve ball?"
Yeah. I was just laying in bed for three hours, after reading for about two, and STILL CANNOT GET TO SLEEP. I would like to rant and rave about things.
First off...oh shit, now I rememeber what I wanted to write about. Steroids. Somebody brought to my attention a commentary written by Lance Storm and it was a great read. Of course, i'm a douche bag and don't know the addy of it, and even if I did, due to my 'puter illiteracy wouldn't be able to link ya'll to it anyway. Regardless, i'm sure it's a widely known fact that Lacnce Storm says he's never touched a steroid in his life.
u've got soe workto do now
Now, i've never met Lance Storm, but I will admit to thinking that was bullshit for some time. Now i'm not too sure though. I mean, I pretty much have drawn a target on myself being straight edge and in the wrestling business, and i've heard people tell other people that i'm on all sorts of shit. So I thought about it, and it just never occured to me that Lance is probably telling the truth. I never put that much thought into it. I feel pretty silly about it honestly. I basically had the same thought process in regards to Lance, that the haters have towards me. I'm 26 years old. I didn't start working out until I was 17 or 18 and I only started working out because I was getting into the wrestling business. It's taken TONS of hard work to get where I am today, and i'm lieterally still learning and maturning in the gym. I weigh a whopping 212 pounds, and can be freaquently heard mumbling, "i'm fat" while doing at least an hour of cardio a day. I think I look like shit. I think I certainly don't look like somebody who is all gassed up. Sweet jeebus could you imagine if I *was* on the gas? I'd be a monster! Or maybe not, because i'm not too sure how steriods really work. I know people who said they were on and it didn't even look like they went to a gym. Would I have to eat more to maintain my weight? Would I be even MORE angry (think about how scary that would be)? Everybody is different, and my body respods horribly to carbs, so I try to keep 'em low...and holy shit am I rambling. I'll try to focus.....
>>1222604
>>1222610
Lance looks great, always has, and it's gotta be hell keeping that up with a full time wrestling schedule, but after thinking about it, it can be done. I'm not so lucky in the genetics department, so I feel i've gotta work extra hard, or at least a lot harder than most. I love hearing, or reading about silly fans that SWEAR i'm on this, or i'm taking that. Really, I do. It's almost inspiring in a way. I must look good, 'cause the kid with the screen name that ends in 316 says i'm on steroids!!!!
Fuck, I totally have no idea what my point is. Lance wrote a great commentary on it all, go find it.
Lance Storm is not on Steroids. Neither am I. I cannot however, vouch for Daizee Haze at all.
Maybe after I actually do sleep, i'll try to formulate a better written commentary on whatever the hell it was I was trying to say. Or maybe i'll just go to the gym...
drug. fucking. free.
XxX
moar cm pukespls
TY BASED NAOanAOANON
I fucking quit.
Nothing fucking matters. Not all the hard work, not all the miles and sleepless nights.
Nothing. God fucking damnit. It's not right. fuck. It's so not fucking right.
I miss you Chris.
I really fucking miss you.
FUCK.
XpunkX
Unless you're giving us forty five, you're wasting my time...
I do NOT look like Sawyer. Nor do I resemble Orlando Bloom.
My friends call me Punker, and I yell at people who drive while on their cell phones. Yet I type while I drive...i'm simply a better driver.
I cannot stand people who order a low fat/non fat anything from Starbucks then request whipped cream on top. (my little sister does this, drives me NUTS).
I hate children.
noplacelikehome.
XxX
>>1222621
>My friends call me Punker
>>1222620
but y2j is still alive
>>1222211
Most of these WWE superstars are MASSIVE when you see them in real life.
>>1222276
They call themselves the _______
reading his livejournal is so depressing now, where did all that passion go
>>1222636
He went to WWE where talent goes to die
>>1222632
Fruitcakes
Punk was/is overrated
Just bought 2k16. How do I move my character through NXT, face/heel turns etc.?
>>1222653
die
>>1222658
Hey Phil.
18+
>>1222653
underrated if anything desu
>>1222657
You have to sit through the tutorial with feuding with Tyler Breeze. Then you need t start a feud as soon as possible to whoever is the NXT champ. You turn face/heel through your backstage promos with that horrible Rene model and by equipping dirty moves and dirty pins if you're a heel
>>1222657
In NXT just win matches until you get the title. Not that hard
>>1222665
Hey Ryback.
kys
>>1222672
Thanks senpai
>>1222676
Why are Punk fans so touchy? Probably cause they're all underage?
>>1222678
Also, if you're playing on PC, turn on the kickstart and max out your reversal stat. Makes the game much better
>>1222682
You're the only one who keeps bringing up Punk out of nowhere in every thread
>>1222209
Why is /wwe/ so obssesed with Punk? Literally all threads turn into either tripfagblogging, waifu wars or just shitposting about Punk vs Ryback. Why?
>>1222697
>>1222053
>>1222701
autism. just the worst case of autism known to an
>>1222701
It's literally just 1 guy with abandonment issues.
At one point he probably was the biggest Punk mark but then turned on him when he left.
Yeah there's alot of people who hate Punk but all the daily threads and pasta spamming is just one person.
>>1222704
>>1222059
>>1222716
>>1222053
>>1222718
>>1222059
>>1222725
I don't mind the new counterpasta, really sick of the original desu
>>1222725
Don't bother asking. The entire board is people sperging out over other people liking something. Seriously look at the state of some of threads on page 1
>>1222750
I've actually heard it was tiny.
>Two people going at it posting the same pasta to eachother
Are they autistic?
>>1222758
>Two people
Oh my God. Does it get any worse than /asp/?
>Implying he isn't the GOAT
>>1222765
Zzzzzzzz
>>1222767
top kek
When Randy is motivated he is easilly top 5 ever
Based in the ring
Based on the mic
Based look
Based seller
>>1222773
>motivated randy
my favorite meme
>>1222778
>le meme
>>1222765
>grandfather was a glorified midcarder
>father was a jobber
>meanwhile he is four titles away from tying Ric Flair
>he's only 36
>>1222212
They should just become the forigen apa already it would be great
>>1222763
try to survive a few minutes on /a/ or /mlp/
Can you two stop fucking shitposting and pretending to be retarded
>>1222798
we /workedantismarks/ now
>>1222475
Zack. It's always Zack.
I just started watching wrestling again and it looks like I'm fortunate to have missed out on cm pepsi
>>1222811
nice try ryback autist but you're not fooling anyone
be honest, you miss CM Punk don't you
>>1222803
>pretending
if only
>>1222814
I haven't seen a ryback match beyond this week's smackdown
>>1222816
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
this general has officially turned into /mu/
endless shitposting and retarded users
it's time to leave folks
>>1222825
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
So who posted this?
>>>/sp/67019530
>>1222791
Bruh this is autism on another level.
>>1222830
>GOAT
That's Jericho
>Married AJ Lee
Like marrying an indian boy who cucks him 24/7 is good
>Two stars matches
>Was carried on both of them
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
But that wasn't his reason to leave, retard. Besides, >implying he's not going to destroy it anyways on UFC
>Exposed HHH, Vince, Dr. Amann
Everyone has, what's your point?
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
Not even close
>Was the absolute greatest in the mic
Was the absolute best in working with WWE's script*
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream
For the wrong reasons
>Made it cool again
LOL
>Outsold John Cena
So has The New Day, and they're crap that appeal to the masses
>Was able to elevate himself from...
WWE's was able to elevate him*
>Was universally over with everyone
Then why are people here that dislike him?
>Was the best part about the show
LOL no
>Had the best theme song
That's not Ministry Undertaker, or Owen Hart as a heel, or Hakushi, or Jericho, or Stone Cold, etc
>Amazing technician
No
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
Two words: Scott Steiner. Also, >so """entertaining""" he couldn't have a conversation with HHH
>Cool as fuck, hot as fuck
Double no. Roman is hot (no homo).
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar
>implying Brock can have a great match now
>Best streak match
Not Shawn Michaels, Diesel (minus the finish), Ric Flair, Randy Orton, HHH #1 or Batista (also known as Diesel vs Taker 2: Electric Boogaloo)
>Best match with John Cena + rivalry
Not JBL
>The reason to say no to WWE's bullshit
Has been done since the Internet was created
>Reason DBry won WM XXX
Which led to nothing since DBry was already hurt as fuck, good
>is considered one of the GOAT's by...
...So?
>Best friends with Paul Heyman
He's not Brock Lesnar
>Proven draw
Made by the WWE, yes
>Destroyed The Rock on mic
Everyone can now
>Not a single bad promo
Thank WWE for that
>Buried Ryback
Ok
>Was brave enough to go to UFC
That's not bravery
>Will be GOAT
No
So Finn is debuting on Raw this monday confirmed right? I'm gonna wear my Balor Club shirt in support then.
>>1222839
have secks
>>1222835
>>1222838
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
>>1222839
>>1222859
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
>>1222872
>>1222877
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
>>1222887
>>1222889
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
I like wrestling
>>1222894
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
stop
>>1222898
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
>>1222909
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches
>Is straight-edge; completely toxic free
>Got out of wrestling before he destroyed his body
>Didn't take WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show anytime he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker
>Had the best match with John Cena in his entire career and also his greatest rival
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry had his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bret Hart and Mick Foley
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Destroyed The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to UFC
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
hi pedo mod :)
this thread is a perfect reason for why the only moderation on this board is to delete knew generals
the next one will be reported on site for illegal content to get mods from all boards here faster
I miss Eddie.
I miss Benwah.
I miss Barrett.
We should have an ass thread if the mod isn't here desu
https://youtu.be/v2h8C1LS0Mg?t=7m
>I won a gold medal. And people are talking to me about some guy named Shawn Michaels gliding down from the rafters that year, and putting on a wrestling clinic. And that ate me up, Shawn. Truth be told, you are one of the best of all time. But to even suggest that you are the greatest wrestler in this generation is an insult to me and everything I stand for!
Kurt's defining promo right here.
>>1222942
make one then faggot
>>1222942
of course the tripsperg would mention something but be too pussy to do it
mommy won't let you reset your router?
