Good night, sweet princess
She's snorting percocet in heaven
>>1217074
even all fucked up at the end of her career she's still hot
sad
Her family are trying to contact Triple H so she can be properly buried
you know what my first thought was?
now she's probably gonna get into the hall of fame, because then the WWE can pat themselves on the back for honoring someone who has died
sad, that she had to die for that to happen
but then again, she chose her own path, and that path led to her destruction
Great now I can never jack off to her porn video because it'll feel weird
i was just fapping to her today, fuck
>>1217237
Just did it.
>>1217240
you killed her
>>1217122
yeah, either an overdose (accidental or deliberate) or cardiac arrest from a lifetime of steroids and substance abuse.
yooooo she had a BIG clit!
>>1217245
don't fuck with me anon i'm too high
honestly i chose her gang rape video to fap to, saw a comment that said she looked like she was about to cry throughout the video, and. that turned me on so i fantasized about her having to do the video so she could score some coke and it made me cum so hard
>>1217251
go on
>>1217251
>fapping to chyna at all
pretty disgusting desu senpai
>>1217254
thats really all i have, i remember an xpac shoot where he said she was a cokehead, and i remember that hhh cheated on her, and she and xpac were heavy into meth and coke, and wwe got bored with her ao she had to suck dick while getting slammed in a makeshift ring in a parody video in order to make rent and that made me nut so hard, plus i was just watching over the edge 99 today where she had to pretend to be afraid of mankind even though mick foley is a fat piece of shit making ten times what she makes all while HHHA is butt fucking stephanie behind her back and my dick just exploded so hard
>>1217074
whoa, that's actually true.
I remember when she was on howard stern and was acting so fucked up he actually seemed concerned and said she needed help. Considering he's made a career off exploiting fuckups that's pretty impressive
>>1217268
go on
>>1217257
yeah we get it, youre the mythical 4chan user who can score a chick better looking than a 5/10, right?
>>1217288
we're talking about fapping you moron
I might be a fat, bald piece of shit, but at least when I fap I can be selective
>>1217293
if you fap out of your league whats the point? i only fap to prepare
>>1217297
the true beta
>>1217303
its amazing that i can be such a fucking loser and yet 4chan can still mega boost my confidence. have you ever touchef a pussy attached to less than 200 pounds?
spoiler alert: nope
>>1217311
I thought you only fapped to girls you could get in real life? so the only girls you can get are coked-up trannies with dickclits
>>1217318
look at this edgy mcedgster
ive fucked better looking chicks than chyna
better shape? hell no
more famous? hello no
hotter? hell yes
are you a fucking faggot? absolutely
>>1217216
F
>>1217074
>THAT is (was, whatever) only 45
Holy shit.
You're all a bunch of unfunny faggots.
RIP Chyna
Latino Heat and Mama Cita together again.
>>1217225
I doubt it
those in charge have personal vendettas against her for petty bullshit reasons and by the time the next round of HoF inductions come around the PR good boy points they'd get for inducting her aren't gonna really be there anymore
>>1217334
Fuck dude. Thanks for reminding me of the best relationship story line of all time.
Man I miss thier angle
>>1217122
Wonder if she was a big bloated corpse
>>1217334
eddie was roided out of his mind here and he wasn't even at critical mass yet
>>1217216
This brought a big shit-eating grin to my face
>>1217074
goodnight sweet prince
>>1217074
Wow even the wrestling bitches look fake & gay.
>>1217267
That's a penis.jpg
>>1217074
So lads, how would WWE handle the incoming PR shitstorm?
>>1217216
R.I.P
2005 Eddie
2007 Chris
2016 Chyna
>>1217685
kys weebcuck
>>1217676
Chyna hasn't worked for them in nearly 15 years. What shitstorm?
BTW Chyna's pornos were good as fuck
I blow loads to them regularly. Sunny's was absolutely disgusting in comparison.
Funny how that worked out, huh
>>1217691
>>1217691
perfect image
saved
>fuck weebs
>>1217690
how dare you mention this whore together with these honorable men
>>1217216
I wonder what was the last picture she saw before she died.
DAT foot game
>>1217717
God, Steph is fucking creepy looking. It's like an android that is almost, but not quite, able to replicate human emotion.
>>1217074
>Chyna is dead
>No Sticky thread
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT
RIP IN PEACE WITH REST ON PIECES
>>1217734
>No Sticky thread
wasn't she already sticky enough?
>>1217074
F
>>1217334
RIP mamacita
:(
>>1217750
papacita
>>1217734
She's a nobody
>>1217216
You think Triple H will pull a Benoit on his family?
>>1217752
papichulo*
>>1217743
>>1217297
Autism.
>>1217726
second you on that, senpai. She's like a fucking android who has no control of her facial expression
>>1217216
>>1217216
>>1217074
RIP Joanie I busted many a nut to you
i guess you could say, trips buryed her
>>1217536
Not Savage/Elizabeth?
RIP clitdick
>>1217748
kek
Wish /b/ would leave
What a bunch of degenerates
>>1217957
Nigger.
>>1218010
dont let your algebra teacher catch you posting in class timothy xD
Stupid man
>>1218029
Get the fuck outta my board.
>>1218034
>my board
Check again autist.It doesn't say "/b/" on your browser.
>my
How stupid are you that you claim ownership of a board? Are you 12? Stupid idiot.
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/sports/chyna/
> Joanie Laurer may have broken down a lot of old traditions in the wrestling business, but she is walking a very traditional path with her public self-destruction. One can only hope that she'll take Stern's advice and get help, before she takes part in another venerable wrestling tradition -- dying young because of drug abuse.
This was written about 11 years ago.
>>1218042
Why don't you fuck off?
>>1217074
Good night, drug abuser
I used to think she was pretty cool as a kid but With how her life after WWE went I'm surprised she didn't die sooner.
Really sucks since I always wanted to see her get through her hardships and find some happiness.
>>1218049
Why don't you cry some more you retard?
>>1218049
BTFO'D
How will this anon recover
>>1217288
does that also limit what porn you have to watch?
>>1218047
>The state of WWE
>Literal publicity stunt company that discards their talent
>She made this video asking to meet with HHH and Vince, and smoothen things out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNdSw7DTpHI
>Got no reply
Seriously horrid company to work for.
>>1217712
Eddie isn't a whore. That's just his wrestling persona.
>>1218059
>He doesn't know about the 40 sec time wait to post
>>1218059
The funny thing is I didn't even quote any specific posts and you got buttmad about me making a blanket statement. Back to your septic tank and lose weight while you're at it.
>>1218069
>>1218069
Stop projecting, asshole.
>>1218075
Why did you get so triggered by my post? Cause you're an underage /b/turd? Top kek. Calm your emotions down chump.
>>1218064
well played
>>1217216
>>1218049
Rekt
>>1217957
they all suffer from severe brain damage.
Prince just died too.
>>1217074
RIP WWE Legend
>>1217074
RIP She Hulk.
>>1217225
No one who has done porn will be in the wwe hall of fame brother. The hall of fame is for role models
>>1218543
Sunny?
>>1218550
she did it after she was inducted
>>1218532
prince iaukea?
>>1218543
guess that means xpac won't get in either
>>1218532
Prince Albert?
Just heard
Wow mang
So her and Prince confirmed for same person?
CHYNA...
YOU WILL
REST...
IN...
PEACE...
>>1218567
>tfw Prince was more feminine than Chyna
>>1218532
Wow
Did not expect him either
>>1217225
>she chose her own path
Sometimes people need help. She was clamoring for WWE to recognize her for years, she even made a video asking to meet with Vince and HHH. Didn't happen, no way to treat one of the pioneers of women's wrestling cause you're afraid little Timmy will google them and look at their porno, chances are little Timmy has already been exposed to that stuff, meanwhile you go ahead and induct Scott Hall (I love him) who posts screens of the women who are having cybersex with him via skype.
>chyna is the billy mays of 2016 celebrity deaths
>TFW when Chyna's death has been overshadowed by Prince's death
Chyna can never get a break
>>1218603
No one will even remember she died. Prince is one of the biggest musical artists within the past 50 years. Chyna really did pick the wrong day to die.
>>1217240
Did the fap to prince too?
>>1218613
Prince a shit desu
>>1218672
18+ mate
He's not wrong though. Prince is one of the biggest icons ever his passing is fucking massive news.
>>1218692
He's horribly overrated, a big icon in the same way someone like Kanye is.
>>1218708
Eighteen
Plus
F
>>1218708
Comparing Kanye to Prince
lol no.
You don't have to like Prince' music but overrated? Seriously, stop. He was a fucking genius in a world where that term gets thrown about too often. He had more talent in his toenail than Kanye has.
>>1218777
Yup, was going to mention Farrah.
When someone like MJ or Prince dies A Farrah or a Chyna are getting fucking passed over quickly in the professional mourning business of the media. ,.
WWE's now going to put Chyna into the 2017 Hall of Fame because she's dead and can't start drama over HHH.
Admit it /asp/, WWE wanted to induct her, but had to wait for her to be kill.
>>1218762
He's hugely overrated. I admit the comparison to Kayne was harsh, but "genius", really?
>>1218801
>Admit it /asp/, WWE wanted to induct her, but had to wait for her to be kill.
probably yes
for WWE it's all just about having something that gets people to buy tickets to their events or that sub to the wwe network cause of it
they don't give a fuck who they induct, as long as it fills up seats
still sad that chyna didn't get to experience it
>>1217216
Dude I was in tears laghing for 5 minutes after reading this. Have an internet you based jaded bastard.
>>1218801
Same thing gonna happen to Pete Rose, fucking mlb bullshit. Just put him in the hall before he dies.
>>1217216
>>1217216 Come on now
>>1217216
Pottery.
RIP you beautiful green lady
Good night, sweet princess
RIP in peace
I will fap in your honor
"GOODBYE JOANIE
My heart is aching. My eyes are swollen from crying, having just talked to Joan Laurer's manager Anthony Anzaldo on the phone and been told that Chyna, the 9th Wonder of the World was no longer with us; gone at only 45.
I will always be grateful for the friendship I shared with her, but particularly so for the kindness she showed my children, especially Noelle when she was younger - taking her by the hand at WWE events in the late 90's - off to have her makeup done, her fingernails painted; bonding time between big, strong Joanie, and her tiny sidekick. A father doesn't forget that type of kindness.
I didn't know whether to post a classic photo of Chyna in her WWE prime or of Joanie from the last time I saw her - about 10 months ago at a convention on Long Island. I went with the photo from the convention because of the emotion; because it was taken at the exact moment I saw her for the first time in many years. I was told later that Joanie wasn't sure how I would react to her, and that it meant a great deal to be accepted.
Like I said, a father doesn't forget. I called home on my way back from the convention – only about 40 minutes from my house. "I'm bringing a friend over to watch the pay-per-view" I said to my wife.
"Who's that?", my wife asked.
"Chyna"
"Chyna?"
"Yeah, Chyna!"
And that was pretty much that. A mother, you see, doesn't forget the kindness shown to her child, either.
I am so glad we had that night with Joanie. A night to let her know how much we cared about her, whether it was politically correct or not. A night to let her know we loved her -and always will. RIP my dear friend. I pray that somehow in death, you can find the peace that eluded you so frequently during their latter years of your remarkable life.
Please feel free to share your favorite Chyna memory."
Mick Foley bringing the feels.
RIP clitdick
F
>>1219557
I don't care what anyone says, I would have sucked Joanie's clitdick
>>1219548
Mick is honestly the nicest guy in the world. Never die based Foley.
>>1217216
my sides
>>1219548
Damn
>>1219564
He makes a great santa.
>>1217216
Wooooooow cmon bruh
>>1218583
That was after she claimed HHH physically abused her and the sex tape/porn stuff. Would you give your time, money to an ex gf who claimed you beat her up and put your career at risk, just to provoke a reaction out of you? Wouldn't that be tantamount to admitting guilt by trying to bring her back into the fold to hush her up. Michael Jackson tried that 20+ years ago and the rumours dogged him until his death.
She also used Roddy Pipers funeral to get close to HHH to try and 'apologise'. Very bad timing and came across as very calculating and insensitive to all.
She made some very poor decisions in the latter part of her life, but HHH and Stephanie have already moved on, they have 2/3 daughters now, Chyna never got her closure obviously but there was no way they could have given it to her if she didn't have it already by then. They treated her very poorly privately, but they also made her rich and famous.
It sounds harsh as fuck, but I think ignoring her was the best option for HHH, if you address her, you're enabling her outrageousness, teaching her that if she does X, you'll give her Y. Some people will prey on that, and HHH probably realized she was one of them
>>1218762
Agreed, prince was able to play virtually any instrument, a modern day virtuouso.
He was weird as fuck of course, cos the people he surrounded himself allowed him to have all his whims and never told him no, his vault is full of hundreds of unreleased albums, movies and other shit, hopefully we'll see it all released over the next few years now.
I felt a bit sorry for him really, I got the impression he never had any real friends, and if he did, he left them all behind when he became famous.
>>1219616
This is an industry full of scummy predators and she wasn't one of them, she was very much a victim lashing out. If the WWE just sort of accepted her legacy and whatnot while she was still alive, nobody would be wondering if HHH really did abuse her because, and this is very important- nobody cares about this stupid hobby. HHH, not even Hulk Hogan are a fraction as interesting or compelling to the average person as Michael Jackson. Stone Cold beat his wife and Macho Man Randy Savage fucked underage girls and nobody cares. The average human being knows their catch phrase and that's it because they are not particularly interesting figures. Wrestling fans know this shit but don't care because we are brain damaged. Michael Jackson was a cultural sensation and people had fun dissecting his personal life. Nobody would ever do that with a HHH.
she should never have accused HHH of that, but this is a stupid industry full of stupid people who are in tremendous pain. She gave the best years of her life to make a company money to be treated as a freakshow and then forgotten. I'm sure they'll now acknowledge that without Chyna there's no Trish, no Sasha, Becky, any of that in North America, but its a little late and won't do any good to the person who could have used it most.
without Chyna I wouldn't get to drool all over myself like a big horny idiot whenever Sasha Banks comes on my tv and for that I am really grateful to her.
>>1219653
If it was as popular as the NFL or NBA, then yeah, these wrestlers would catch so much shit from everyone for all the things they've done. Alot of it is swept under the rug unfortunately.
>>1219653
Dropping truth bombs, anon.
>>1217074
Did she repent and accept Jesus as her Lord and personal saviour? else she is going straight to hell..
>>1217216
I laughed harder at this than anything ever on 4chan.
>>1217251
So uh... which video is that one?
>>1217216
>>1219946
I think your wife has brought in enough black men
>Tfw I'll be at the next WWE Raw and I'll be there for the more than usually depressing passing of Chyna with a 10-bell salute, but that's what happens.
>>1219948
She keeps finding them hiding in your closet.
We need to have a talk about this anon. It's not healthy.
>>1217216
>>1217216
holy fuck man i actually feel just a tad bit bad for chuckling at that.
>WWE ratings down the shitter
>Need some news, good or bad to make up for Roman being champ and everyone hating him
>Even Shane coming back isnt doing it
>"hey Hunter, I think it's time to get rid of Joannie"
>okay.jpg
>BIG NEWS CHINA DIED
>oh shit, WWE gonna be in the ne---
>btw Prince died too
>steph's fw
>>1218801
right on the money man. the fucking mcmahon family has actually started to benefit from wrestler's dying early. this is crazy.
>>1217074
RIP
>>1217074
I'm pissed that they mispronounced her name on THREE DIFFERENT radio stations i listen to.
>Joan Laurie
>Jo-ann Laura
>Joanie Lauren
Fuck even the Redondo Beach police report misspelled her name TWICE
>Joan Lauer
Fucking disrespectful
>>1217216
Can someone explain the joke pls
>>1217225
The reason they can put her in now is simply this.
They couldn't do it when she was alive because they simply couldn't trust her not to shit all over the company while being honored. Now that she can't do that, they'll put her in. It has nothing to do with porn or personal vendettas. Sunny and Macho Man both got in.
>>1217216
>>1217216
Is it morbid to want to jack off to her now?
>>1218603
Same as Michael Jackson over shadowed Farrah Fawcett's death
>>1222487
I literally just did. Well i tried but her clitdick was a boner kill for me so I had to find something different to fap to
>>1217267
>>1218583
>Scott Hall (I love him) who posts screens of the women who are having cybersex with him via skype
Got screens?
>>1222606
>>1223289
Well damn. Guy's based as fuck.
>>1223296
You really think he is based for putting some chick's pics online? Have sex plz. Anybody with a dick and half a personality can get nudes from a girl.
>>1223289
>check this guy's twitter
god the groupies this guy still has
