>>1214733
Bayley
>R-Truth is 50
What the fuck man.
I can't even remember the last time he had an injury scare.
>>1214787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GJgMQR8I4s
>>1214787
He looks amazing and he's in better shape than half the roster. I don't know what the fuck he does but it works.
>>1214787
Luke Gallows is just 32.
like, fucking wrestlers, how do they age?
>>1214787
He's 44 ya mark
>not RVD edition
ONE FUCKING JOB OP
ONE JOB
>>1214830
get fucked memeshitter
more diva posting in 2016
>>1214827
My name's not mark
>>1214816
>Gallows was close to 20 when he debuted
It feels weird. You don't see many people close to 20 debuting on the main roster of WWE these days, too.
>>1214787
Vince shared his fountain of youth with him for being the only black guy Vince likes
>>1214787
>I can't even remember the last time he had an injury scare.
Probably that time when The Miz failed to catch him.
Miz a shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VZsXq_FUdM
>2k16
>feuding for US title with JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN at Fastlane
>beat him
>Haitch comes out
>shake his hand because I'm a heel
>aite
>next match on SD against Cena, beat him again
>Haitch comes out but is upset
>suddenly lights go out
>ITS STING
>decide to help Haitch beat Stinger up
>now I'm locked in a feud with "MYSTERY OPPONENT" not that far off Wrestlemania
God if it's Ziggler I'm uninstalling the game
>>1214841
dude looked fucking old back then.
like, how does a 20 year old man look like that?
>>1214864
Honestly I thought Festus/Gallows was close to 40, not fucking 20.
His genes must be really shit in that department
Why don't you guys like me?
>>1214868
>RECORD
>LOW
>RATINGS
>yfw Summer of Bullet Club this year
>>1214860
I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD
>>1214868
Because we're supposed to like you but you've shown us nothing to get excited about
>>1214871
>balor
please no, keep him in nxt forever.
>>1214868
You're not a good guy...
>>1214872
Technically Ziggler is going for the IC title but fuck knows, this game is weird sometimes.
I'm also getting paired up with the likes of Taker, Rock, Sting on SD and Superstars. Who books this shit
>>1214883
>who books this shit
>Adam Rose posting an i dindu nuffin statement on twitter
Well that's him gone. Who will his replacement be?
>>1214914
>>1214914
Get Sandow, he's proven that he'll make any gimmick work.
>>1214917
I for the life me cannot decipher what the hell that first sentence means. Is this a 'my wife's son' thing?
>>1214921
His sister died. Not hard.
>>1214870
>putting seth's dirty laundry in romans basket
>>1214868
RECORD
O
M
A
N
LOW
E
A
T
I
RATINGS
E
I
G
N
S
>>1214917
WHATS Adam Daisy DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE!?!
>>1214952
That's Seth Rollins
Who is your WWE fartfu? Mine is Summer Rae
>>1214733
>>1214963
becky
>>1214968
Damn Nakamura is young then
>>1214963
Got DAMN
>>1214969
Not even the best fartfu in the picture baka
>>1214983
gb2reddit
>>1214968
Someone needs to teach that ugly jap engrish
>>1214981
>not wanting some love handles for better grip as you receive the buttbomb down your throat
>>1214984
Please have sex
>>1214990
no u
Why does being alone and a fan of puroresu go hand in hand,
Inb4 fedora bullshit
>>1214871
Gallows needs the Nash look again. I can't put my finger on it, but something about his beard makes me feel uneasy.
I'm retiring young from professional wrestling.
Catch ya later.
>>1214993
Im not the one oosting about sniffing people's fart on the basement lucha libre section of a rice farmers buthanese forum
>>1214995
because you're socially awkward and unappealing to women
>>1214988
Look at the ass to the left. Tell me those farts won't be infinte times than Beckys
>>1214998
Bye you fat spic
>>1215004
might be a bit more than i could take desu
>>1214998
So your mom won't buy you that john cena costume to pretend you are a wrestler in your parents basement while you lie about it on a wrestling forum?
>>1214961
>he doesn't know
RECORD
LOW
>>1215007
You are telling me that if you were given the opportunity you wouldn't?
Top television feud coming through.
>>1215017
Not if I could only have one diva's farts
>>1215030
Is TNA good atm? Been concidering picking it up
>>1215030
>that CM Punk haircut and beard
How is TNA still alive?
>>1214963
Becky must have the best shits.
>>1215001
If you don't like it you can go back2reddit
>>1215055
>>1215055
>"if you don't like it you can go back2reddit"
>>1215030
This segment was actually great. Never knew Bennett could talk like that.
>>1215041
It's OK. There's some great highlights but also some that drag it down.
Overall it's basically a North Carolina promotion right now.
>I'm not a good guy
>I'm not a bad guy
>I'm THE Record Low Ratings guy....
>>1215058
You heard me
>>1215041
>Is TNA good atm?
Its quite alright. Its been better than RAW up until the last 3 weeks but its still been solid. There's still some dumb stuff here and there but everything's coherent and the wrestlers are working hard. I only picked it up again about 7-8 weeks ago. Its worth it.
>>1215067
but that's Dean...
>>1215058
Yes
>>1215051
>tfw you realise even the prettiest girls spend a chunk of their time squeezing out chunks
>>1214871
>yfw Bullet Club vs The Shield at Summerslam
>>1215072
Kys manlet nerd
i think wwe's biggest problem is they don't have jobbers that people don't give a shit about. they use someone like tyler breeze, who has a following, and then you leave a bitter taste in someone's mouth.
They need to get some nameless guys to do the job and pay them decently for it.
>VIKTOR JOINED THE SOCIAL OUTCASTS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>1215083
Sauce?
>>1215083
Source?
>>1215059
>Never knew Bennett could talk like that.
His promo last week was even better. Its a shame that he isn't as good in ring as he is on the mic. TNA's got some great talkers right now (especially Eli Drake) actually. Even Lashley doesn't sound terrible anymore.
>>1215064
Kek. Kind of excited about the whole "Shane Dynasty" thing.
>>1215079
noone gets over squashing nobodies
>>1215084
>>1215085
How you want your gimmick, pham?
>>1215078
fuck off nigger
>>1215098
seek sunlight
>>1215098
>manlet
This is not really an insult you can use all willy nilly. Since, you know, manlet actually means something
I need to sniff Marti's butt.
Well lads, it's le meme 420 day today. Anyone watched any RVD matches? Watched his PPV matches vs Jerry Lynn and holy fuck i forgot how GOAT they are
>>1215090
true but no one is happy when someone like Ziggler gets squashed by some big guy brought up from NXT simply to make him look good. Granted the guy deputing on the main roster needs to look good, but they don't need to shit all over existing people to do it. That just kills the Ziggler-like guy's credibility.
And honestly, NXT does it all the time to build people up and it works. The same people go out on the stage to do the job for whoever needs to look good and it usually works.
>>1215111
No Mercy 2001
Summerslam 2002
One Night Stand 2006
>>1215106
lose weight and gain friends you fat autist. even the captcha knows you're a gaylord
>>1215116
Kys manlet nerd
>>1215118
mate with a woman
>>1215118
>it's another "an unemployed fat alcoholic 20 year old virgin who still lives with his mum tries to brag about his height like it outweights the rest" post
>>1215113
>when someone like Ziggler gets squashed by some big guy brought up from NXT simply to make him look good
it's wwe's job to book it in a way that helps both men
but you're right about this current ziggler thing, you'd think he'd get the advantage in at least one segment but corbin is just end of daysing him every show
>>1215125
I mean, that's only one guy. Look at Neville, look at Rhodes, Ryback, Ryback and even fucking Rusev, and Sheamus. The last two used to be on the main event scene and now they're fucking jobbing for the fuckiing tag team champions. These guys are likely to be the future of the WWE and look at how they're treated.
>>1215134
kys rato loving freak
your wwe youtube digest for today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW1eF5IjuMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7luNOsrshQ
>>1215169
>living with your mom
>>1215171
>struggling to pay rent to just prove you can be an adult
>>1215175
>projecting
Turn your trip back on Carter
Sami owens mark you want the next thread
>>1215171
Kys manlet nerd
>>1215190
LOL
MANLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>1215190
>renting your stale meme pics
>>1215208
>Mad manlet detected
I always wonder about who might be fucking on the road that we don't know and will never know about.
>>1215220
literally everyone. wrestlers are notoriously slutty
>>1215220
>they took a picture together
>man I wonder if everyone is fucking
get some air lad
>>1215092
>they actually did it
>>1215238
Get the chode out of ur bum
Holy shit it's happening
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7luNOsrshQ
http://whatculture.com/wwe/wwe-raw-ratings-plummet-to-new-lows-this-week
>those smarks trying to find ways to blame it on reigns
>>1215220
>and will never know about
In some years once they leave the company and get into shoot interviews you may get to know some interesting facts.
>>121522
...It was just an example.
>>1215258
>wanting another vanilla midget
kys flaby
>>1215262
Your boyfriend's a barbie man hmm
>>1215258
God I hope not.
>>1215258
Hopefully yes, but only as a part-timer.
>>1215260
>drawing lower than the two lowest in the business
>>1215277
We have enough part time UFC memers squashing the roster
When Ronda and Conor arrive will they from the MMAutists stable with Brock?
>>1215260
are they literally autistic?
do they know Deanetty finished the show?
>>1215289
>Ronda
Please no....
>>1215266
>shoot interviews
>3 weeks after Adam Rose's inevitable release
>Goes on Youshoot
>Mentions that he once saw Heath Slater fingering Tamina in a corner somewhere
>Mfw
>>1215283
I'd rather have him feud with fellow part-timers(Taker or Bork) every Mania and/or Summerslam, than feeding him to Ramoon.
Reminder that Dean beat Triple H clean at a house show tonight
>>1215303
to bad he's autistic
>>1215303
>house show
>>1215295
>I'M A GOLDEN GLOVES CHAMPION
>YOU THINK YOU SEEN COCONUTS BEFORE?
>HEATH
>SLAYTA BAYBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>1215282
He hasn't
I miss the pounce
>>1215311
have sex, cuck
>>1215260
tbf it is kinda sickening how the instant ratings drop this low with Roman smarkwank sites like this jump all on it
But they make all the excuses in the world when ratings falter under guys like Punk or Rollins
It's shame-faced pandering in its most obnoxious form.
>>1215315
We need to do something about these pseudo smark shitters
>I'm not the main event guy
>I'm not the mid card guy
>I'm the RECORD LOW guy
>>1215323
kek
>any other time in history
>ratings fall on the champion
>when it's my favorite
>w-well look at the hour by hour it's not his fault
>>1215323
Roman Reigns is the record low guy, though
>this is real
TOP KEK
DEANETTY AND LE OVERWEIGHT GYM SHORTS MAN = RECORD LOW
SMARKS ETERNALLY BTFO
>>1215326
nobody wants deanetty vs owens
>>1215329
someone remind him about Tyler "baby dick" Black 2.4 RECORD LOW
>>1215328
>Is the literal biggest draw in the show
Lmao at your life.
>>1215331
The only record low Owens will ever get in his life
Shield was a mistake
>>1215331
>implying anyone care about le leddit crazy man and the neckbeard fatfuck
Please stop having sex
>>1215340
Pretty sure he has the record for lowest life expectancy on the roster
>>1215353
that's probably going to be beeg
or Rose when he spirals into depression after being released and kills himself on Heroin
>>1215341
tbhthisfams
If the Shebd hadn't been created Seth would have been introduced as a babyface, allowed to grow organically from the midcard, and achieved a world title run not a as a shit heel
Ambrose would have gone straight into being a wacky memester and never teased us with the greatness of a more serious lunatic gimmick
And Roman would have never had anyone to carry him
>People are literally tuning in to see the big dawg then tuning out before fatty and reddit appear on their screens
It's OK anti-Reigns fags, we won't make too much fun of you. Just come out and accept you were on the wrong side of history.
>>1215374
roman > deanetty
>>1215258
>>1215374
>>1215388
2.4 RECORD LOW
DEANETTY 2.9
BASED ROMAN 3.4
>>1215388
>I'm ABR (anyone but roman)
> Biggest Pops: Reigns, Sheamus, Sasha/Becky, The New Day, Cesaro
>Best Heat: Reigns, Rusev, The Dudley Boyz, Charlotte
Based Roman working the potato niggers
does no one play 2k16 online?
>>1215341
no fuck off, the shield was literally the most competently booked anything in wwe in YEARS
it was the way they were treated after the split that ruined them
>>1215369
pure fantasy and wishful thinking, they could've fucked it up that way too
it's the same as when people say they would've been better with ohno instead of reigns
>>1215416
Shit kept corrupting my save so I gave up on the game
>>1215418
Fair enough. That was me putting them all in the best-case scenario, more-or-less.
Ohno substituted for Reigns is something that couldn't really have gone wrong, though. He's just better.
>>1215426
>Fatty that refused to hit the gym, not even to save his job in the place he had been working towards for years
>Not after given several chances to tow the line, something not afforded to many
Even Roman "nepotism" Reigns deserved a shot more than he did.
>>1215426
obviously a shield with ohno would've been better in-ring but I highly doubt they would've gotten the same push and run that way, punk said they opted for reigns because he was "their guy"
>>1215436
It was clearly the right choice. He's their biggest draw right now.
>>1215442
He makes Owens look reasonable
>Chris Hero
>better than Roman
now i've seen everything
>>1215445
He wasn't nearly that bad in the WWE.
Also, they did wear vests. That's another way he gelled with the Shield conceptually, he would have fit right into their vested shtick.
And Owens is definitely worse.
The Social Outcasts need a 4th and a female
Who ya got
>>1215452
Owens at least filled his weight out and looks like the tubby school yard bully.
Hero is the skinny nerd who got financial independence and eats nothing but noodles, cheetos and pizza
>>1215457
They already have a fourth, Viktor. Female can be Becky
>>1215457
Le smile black man because we know he's not going anywhere
and any divas because none of them have characters
>>1215457
Give them the other Ascension guy.
Make a storyline about how both of their team-mates are injured and have a series of comical "ill-fitting group" segments.
>>1215458
m8 I'm not saying he didn't look like shit or even that he didn't deserve to get fired
I'm just saying he would've been a great fit because he's fucking awesome in-ring and a decent enough promo
>>1215462
Is Viktor confirmed? I haven't seen Smackdown spoilers or anything yet
>>1215457
The fourth guy is already confirmed to be Viktor. The female should be Cameron
>>1215478
He was photographed wearing one of their shirts at a house show
how does this make you feel
>>1215478
You can feel the JUST
>>1215491
is it really a step down from the ascension though? social outcasts get time on raw every week almost
>>1215502
It's not at all.
Way too many people put stock in kayfabe presentation. SO get more emphasis than most acts on the roster.
DUB U DUB U E UNIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSE
>>1215487
Not jealous because he's with noelle, i'm jealous because he's a rich fuck
>>1215509
These things never benefit those involved. They're fun for a while and yes, they get mic time and a spotlight. Eventually though the joke gets old and they're back to 3 minute squashes with no entrance. Exact same thing happened to 3mb, not a single one of them got any real benefit from it.
>tfw /asp/ was my favorite board and I loved talking about pro wrestling
>mfw /wwe/ fucking is the literal cancer killing my favorite board
>>1215519
Shut up Carter
>>1215517
Didn't Heath move up to tag team title competing after that or was slater gator before?
>>1215524
They never challenged for the title and it was just another jobber team like 3mb before and social outcasts now.
>>1215529
I thought they had a title match or two?
so is fetus named doc gallows or luke gallows?
>>1215511
I didn't know that
>>1215538
Luke
>>1215538
Luke. AJ was about to call him Doc in a backstage segment but had to stop himself.
>>1215517
But look at them compared to so many others on the roster.
Short-lived comedy team who gets some TV Time, or nobody who never gets any TV time, short or long-lived.
No shame in being the clown.
>tfw people are gonna be unironically calling Gallows "Festus" to piss off 'smarks'
I don't even watch indies and I already want to shoot myself in the head
>>1215554
It was his greatest gimmick, though.
>>1215554
>I am being emotionally affected by people making jokes on the Internet
Honestly get help. Go to your safe space and do some finger painting you fucking child
>>1215554
take your reddit image and go back to r e d d i t
>>1215579
this is pretty funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBvbW0DZPtM
>You will never be stuck under Naomi's gigantic brown ass, her belly bloated with gas and asscheeks jiggling and clapping each time she farts in your face. "Nnngh, damn, that's rank! You tellin' me you actually LIKE this?"
>>1215595
i can totally picture her saying that
>Naomi will never squat her fat black ass over your face after weeks of chronic constipation, start blowing steam in your face, visibly forming water droplets on your nose as she unloads the girthy monster turd filed with cracks and undigested corn, slowly but surely breaking through the rim of that delicious browneye deep in those fat ass cheeks as it gushes onto your face. All 20 inches of the heavy beast depressing your face, and quickly cooling as she spurts out a few droplets of liquid shit.
>>1215605
I think he blocks you on twitter for calling him that
>>1215605
No, because Kane is his most famous WWE gimmick.
Just like Festus is Festus' most famous WWE gimmick.
>>1215579
according to jericho's podcast today with gallows as guest, it was vince's idea and they spent like 15 minutes making the face at each other in the office
>>1215605
get worked mark.
i bet you was upset too when they chanted "you suck" at Angle
>>1215606
Goldust blocks you on Twitter if you reference Black Reign.
Funny thing about that is he was always billed as being from the "Darkest recesses of his mind" in TNA under that gimmick.
Given that he had numerous personal problems at that time, that gimmick was technically a shoot in that regard.
Womens """"wrestling""""" a shit
>>1215653
It is because she has a big ripe booty.
Can you imagine slobbering up a meatwaft as it rocketed out of her anus, her buttcheeks clapping with the force of a nuclear warhead?
I am HARD!
Theres only one thing I hate more than a nerd and that is a manlet
1215609
filtered :)
>>1215623
probably why he doesn't like it if you bring it up
>>1215685
There's only one thing I hate more than a manlet and that's a manlet that can't draw
>>1215329
>Because of AJ
kek
KEK
K E K
>>1215707
"No"
>>1215709
pic-related
>>1215707
i'm not that nigger dean mark fuck boy
>>1215738
Im not a nigger you nigger
>>1215709
Isn't Dean pretty tall? He just slouched a lot in the Shebd days.
>>1215741
timestamp your jaw right now
>>1215760
i'm not a alcoholic degenerate nigger like dean mark
>>1215771
>He actually went into paint just to keep up his imaginary feud with himself
This is the first tripfag I've felt sorry for. You poor thing.
>>1215778
Kek
>>1215771
For the 100th fucking time im purto rican ya fucking idiot
>>1215781
You need genuine help. Who are you trying to impress?
>>1215778
kek
>>1215787
LMAO YOUR BEATO RICHIE
What's your favorite gimmick right now? Doesn't have to mean the wrestler attached to it is any good or even using it right, but which gimmick has the best potential for you?
>>1215792
"No"
>>1215803
no one has gimmicks except for bray wyatt and deanetty
>>1215808
kys beato richie weeb
>>1215803
Dean "The Lunatic Fringe" Ambrose
>>1215803
Can't even think of one. That's how awful the product is. Maybe Enzo and Cass, but that will soon be run into the ground.
CM Punk wrestling career
>11+ years
WrestleMania main events
>zero (one according to Vince)
What was the only thing he wanted?
>Main event WrestleMania just once
Roman Reigns wrestling career
>About 6 years
WrestleMania main events
>two
What's the only thing he wants?
>nothing special
LOL
>>1215812
Im not.
And kys faggot, anime is for nerds and manlets
>>1215816
Based reigns
>>1215813
Agreed. It would be easy to overdue but I like the whole 'probably a drunk drifter/homeless guy that somehow finds a way' shtick.
>>1215817
you need to go back poopy nigger
Now that Reigns has the R E C O R D L O W what's left for Seth?
>>1215803
Bray wyatts, but it could be done so, so much better. They need to take more from True Detective S1
>>1215824
>deanetty fags trying to blame based roman for the RECORD LOW
>>1215822
Huh?
