I thought the Dusty voice was his real voice for years.
I used to think punk was actually a faggot but it turns out he's just a pussbitch.
His voice is fake?
>>1206802
Yes. So is Lawler's.
>>1206807
??????
I used to CM Punk doesn't do drugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6GcrIBhBWA
I never knew anything was even wrong with him.....
I used to think Kurt Angle actually won a gold medal at the olympics
>>1206815
>>1206802
Yeah he spoke like a real person and not a massive homo IRL
>>1206811
Years of untreated rabies will do that.
>>1206810
He's a liar.
Watched a shoot video of him and joe.
Apparently joe got him to drink
>>1206817
*with a fractured neck he'd spent five months rehabilitating and injecting with painkillers
I used to think The Rock was straight
I is for
I thought he was still alive :(
RIP in peace
>>1206829
Is that Jack Swagger wearing a Jack Swagger mask? What the fuck is wrong with him there?
>>1206822
>Marrying a woman and fathering her child just for kayfabe
For God's sake Rock, end the gimmick now. You already have our respect.
I used to think that seth rollins was white
I used to think all wrestlers sung their theme song
>>1207001
Lel same here, specifically jeff hardy, randy orton, edge, and matt hardy
>>1206820
Source?
>>1207005
and HBK, Tyler Breeze
>>1207008
Tyler Breeze is quite recent. You thought he sang his own song?
>18+
>>1207011
That faggot aint me
>Stunning Steve Austin
>Stone Cold STUNNER
>The Hitman
>Sharpshooter
I was a moron.
Piper proved Stone Cold has thin skin. Guy can't take a joke. He's a little bitch.
Supposedly Taz was a pussy IRL according to New Jack.
>>1207090
To be fair everyone on the planet is a pussy compared to New Jack.
>>1207044
>Stunning Steve Austin
>Stone Cold STUNNER
>>1206810
Matt just sound so cucked.
>>1207005
Jeff sings his TNA songs, probably the reason why they're corny shit
I used to think Umaga and Khali were legit retarded assholes who actually couldnt speak english. I was still youngish though.
>>1207088
Source?
For ages I thought Edge actually did cuck Matt Hardy, only recently found out they admitted that was a work.
>>1207008
HBK and Tyler both sing their own theme song lol
>>1207437
Assuming that was real, Matt just wanted out to bang Ashley Massaro?
Seth Rollins has to be the first heel to piss me off. I love him now though.
>>1207437
I once saw an interview where Edge said he hated the storyline and didn't want to take part in it because he felt bad for cucking Matt, but on Hardy's insistence it went ahead, and that's what Edge considers his big break.
I used to actually think Yokozuna was Japanese.
>>1207467
I used to think Mohammed Hassan was actually Arab.
>>1207517
he is, seth is everything basically.
>>1206799
I used to think Sami Zayn was white
I used to think Ramen was TheRock's cousin
>>1206811
Honestly that's part of why it's so shocking. Nobody knew Chris had some serious mental damage. If WWE doctor's knew anything they probably could have seen it sooner and Chris would be enjoying retirement
>>1207550
Not according to WWE.
Go to the two minute mark
http://youtu.be/40_2j7qPAgA
Just assumed he was actually a tribal barbarian that couldn't speak english
>>1207776
I just assume that of every Samoan, sometimes it's even true, just look at Roman.
>>1206799
It's his voice though. Even on podcasts and shoots people refer to his voice. But nice bait anon.
>>1207472
Hassan is half arab. I think it's his father that is Italian.
>>1207770
>Implying Beniot wouldn't have choked the Dr out like a little bitch then gone on a killing spree backstage
I fucking despised Brock just before I first grew out of wrestling in my teens, He just came out of nowhere and started beating all my childhood heroes like the Rock.
Heyman worked the shit out of me too.
Randy Orton also worked my Grandma with the whole injury thing, she made me send him a get well soon email because she thought he was really handsome
>>1208250
Orton worked me with that injury thing too. I sent him a get well e-mail as well and my father would always bring that shit up whenever he caught me watching wrestling.
>>1208250
Same here with Brock. This was just coming off the back of the Attitude era, where all the top guys were big characters with catchphrases and flashy entrances, then all of a sudden this plain trunks generic entrance dude comes along and starts dominating the guys I liked. It didn't matter to me that he was huge or athletic, he came across boring. All my friends thought the same too.
Orton was another one I disliked, and Batista, and basically any of the guys who fit that bill and represent a more realistic, less cartoony approach. This could tell us a lot about how important size and "look" actually is to casuals. I remember really liking Jeff Hardy, one of the smaller guys at the time.
>>1208231
>what is kayfabe
wait...you think shoots are actually real? You worked yourself into a shoot, but you really worked yourself into a work.
Most shoots are kayfabe. You really think wrestlers can remember what happened on "June, 1991, in Bumfuck Kansas"? It's all kayfabe
i thought triple h's initials were actually HHH
i thought chris jericho was his real name
i thought cm punk's first pipe bomb was a real shoot
>>1208355
>i thought cm punk's first pipe bomb was a real shoot
18+
>>1208367
joke's on you, i still don't know what the 18+ thing means
>>1208250
>>1208278
What a bunch of fags. I been watching wrestling for a long time but I liked Brock ever since he debut. I knew right away he was going to be a big deal in wrestling. He was similar to Goldberg in the I'm super strong and I don't play stupid ass catchphrase games. He was there to kick people's asses.
Maybe you guys were WWF only babies. Which then I guess I can understand since you guys didn't watch all the other wrestling out there. I watched tons of wrestling back then so to me Brock was exciting to see. Him kicking one legged Zack Gowen's ass in front of his mom will forever make Lesnar one of the best of all time.
>>1207771
I thought paul heyman believed the pony tail looked good
>>1206799
Bret hart vs Will sasso feud
little kid me marked so hard
I called my friends and woke up their parents
at 11 pm
after watching mad tv
I cant find a picture of them sorry
I thought John Cena legit got stabbed in a night club.
>>1206815
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ17NKEQ69A
>>1208250
>>1208278
>>1208409
Brock basically won me over when he debuted. Unlike Batista or any of the other jacked dudes the The Body or the WWE Look, Brock was different. You knew he was different because he had the speed to match the size. He was the most explosive guy I'd ever seen.
Yeah, there's Goldberg, but Brock could legit wrestler and rassle. That's what won me and probably a lot of the smarks too.
>>1208951
What won me over was the genetic freak aspect of him.
Other guys(goldberg, my childhood hero) were clearly built but fuck man. Brock lesnar really looks like he was built to kill. He wasn't born for this era, he was born for a time when he could just murder people and nobody would give a shit.
>>1208995
I would think of him like The Hulk. He just seemed to keep getting stronger and kept performing ridiculous feats of strength.
They did a really good job of booking him in his first run and made him look like the The Guy. He had one of the best monster runs ever. And everyone accepted him because he could work in the ring.
>>1206809
Google their podcast interviews lawler sounds fucking normal as fick, deeper voice even; idk bout dusty
>>1208838
Did his theme go off in anyone else's head when he won
When I was a kid. I actually thought Bret was the best
>>1207373
He fucking got Piper fired from his podcast because he couldnt take a joke and then a week later Piper died. Steve pretty much killed him
>>1210050
what was the joke?
>>1208995
My cousin was such a Lesnar mark when he debuted that he changed his name to Brock (he was switching schools around the same time). There are people today that still call him Brock and no one has any idea he did it because of Lesnar.
>>1210054
he had will sasso pretend to be stone cold and have him say a bunch of shit
>>1206821
You mean "with a broken frickin' neck."
>>1210139
Didnt realize stone cold was such a bitch
>>1207093
New Jack is one crazy motherfucker and a bro at heart
>>1210229
He's just a criminal nigger whose only real claim to fame was almost killing an underage fan. Basically no one in the business outside of Heyman speaks highly of him.
I used to think Stone Cold was just some guy with no training or anything, just came from the crowd and started fucking McMahons shit
I also thought that Undertaker and Kane were legit brothers, and that Taker burned Kane when they were kids and now they grew up competing in the same federation.
I also thought Ric Flair was legitamently rich for real, was so wrong lmao
Good times man.
>>1207467
Totally this.
>>1206802
He stole it from Superstar Billy Graham
>>1207467
I used to think Columbo was just an okay show
>>1206852
>>1206799
Dusty's real voice. Shit blew my mind
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x106eaw_nwa-behind-the-bash-87_animals&start=334
>>1208483
>Armenian
>Irish
not white
>>1206799
I always assumed it was real because I've met men in the south who sound just like him.
>>1206799
What so you mean his voice is fake?
Where is his real voice?
>inb4 LE DEAD XDD
>>1210679
> Irish
> not white
You w0t m8?
>>1210616
>thought it was a giant rat as a kid
>it's just a possum
Fuck, when will the lies stop?!
Bret and Shawn got me good with this. Bought it for years.
>>1207105
Hoooooolyyyyy shiiiiiiit
>>1210554
Columbo is the GOAT police procedural, pleb.
>>1210645
who is the black haired guy at the beginning of the vid?
>>1207008
Enzo
>>1206799
I thought the same thing about Jello Biafra.
>>1207437
wait?
matt hardy never got cheated on?
>>1207105
>Pedigree
>Comes from his Heast Helmsley character who pretends to be from old money
Don't know why they never updated
>>1206815
He did stupid. So did Mark Henry.
>>1210322
What you actually mean is some white nigger lied and said his son was trained by Killer Kowalski and was also a legal adult just so he could fight New Jack. White niggers dude.
>>1212803
Henry didn't win gold
>>1210327
Ric and Dusty were actually super rich but spent money like it was going out of style. They were booking and main eventing so they got some big pay offs.
