How did based fatass become to fat
>>1206756
Deadest of dead generals
Raw tonight in London will be big, make sure to tune in.
SPOILERS
>An NXT superstar will debut in London
>A superstar will turn heel
>A superstar will attack another superstar to set up a feud
>>1206915
>finn ballor
>finn ballor
>finn ballor
?
>>1206915
Nice meme
Bullet club leaker come on in and tell us the spoilers bro
>>1206942
I'd be too if i were a 300 lbs manlet that pretends to be a wrestler on wrestling forums
>>1206948
Completely rekt
My wife is giving birth to her son in the next 2 weeks (Scheduled on the 28th), I convinced her to name it Deke lol
>>1206948
>deleted the post
B
T
F
O
Samoa Joe will debut tonight and attack Dean Ambrose
>>1206948
Stop posting lies
HOLY SHIT HE DELETED HIS POST
Suicide Luchador can't handle the bantz
ROB VAN DAM
3 TIMES ECW CHAMPION
MR MONDAY NIGHT
ECW ORIGINAL
ECW LEGEND
MR. PAY-PER-VIEW
1 TIME WWE CHAMPION
4 TIME WWF HARDCORE CHAMPION
MR. MONEY IN THE BANK
6 TIME WWE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION
1 TIME WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPION
2 TIME WORD TAG TEAM CHAMPION
THE GREATEST HIGH FLYER OF ALL TIME
THE MAN TO UNITE ALL OF /asp/
THE ONE TRUE GOAT
>there are people who think ambrose could be a main event talent
>there are people who compare ambrose to stone cold
>>1207178
Can someone make an edit of this pic to be this copypasta?
>>1207204
Is there any video game character that could beat John Cena. I'm not talking about Smackdown debut John Cena. No, I'm not talking about Wrestlemania 22 John Cena. Hell, I'm not talking about Wrestlemania 23 John Cena either. I'm talking about Judgment Day One Night Stand John Cena with the Attitude Adjustment(which is capable of beating Rey Mysterio, Brock Lesnar and Big Show), his remaining Five Moves of Doom(which grant him the Flying Shoulder Block, the Five Knuckle Shuffle, and the Stepover Toehold Facelock) capable of using Hustle, Loyalty and Respect, equipped with a ladder(capable of using acrobatic attacks) and a microphone because he is a master in rapping and hip-hop, a perfect gimmick (that can include Doctor of Thuganomics ), control of both the referees and the audience, with Hulk Hogans's DNA and face implanted on his chest, his Hulkamaniacs guarding him and John Cena's album "You Can't See Me" playing behind him AFTER he absorbed charisma from the wrestling legend, entered Hulkster Mode, cast a Military Press Slam on everybody and use Axe Bomber (crooked arm lariat) so he can put his arm in a 60-90 degree angle while running in to them. I'm Talking about sagemode sage of the wrestling paths Hulkster ”Running Leg Drop" John Cena with the Attitude Adjustment, Five Moves of Doom, Atomic Drop, and Belly to Belly Suplex, equipped with Corner Foot Choke while casting "Real American" as his theme song, controlling the Hulk Hogan signature pose, able to tap into the Hulkamania, wearing the John Cena chain and Hulk Hogan boots, and can perform advanced pinning methods while being an expert in rapping and hip-hop all while the odds are stacked against him.
>>1207240
autism
>>1207240
>>1207245
>he doesn't know that pasta
Reminder that New Day's sold more merch than anyone else on the roster during Wrestlemania week. Why isn't Big E FOTC?
>>1207429
Where are those numbers?
>>1206915
I'll save you the suspense:
>Tye Dillenger debuts in a losing effort against Baron Corbin
>The heel turn is Ryback, apparently it wasn't official yet
>HHH will attack Shane to set up a feud
>>1207445
laff
>>1207445
Why would they move up CJ Parker 2.0?
BALLS mahoney BALLS
>TyDil on main roster
why?
just
why?
why not Joe?
Why TyDil?
Perfect 10 had the best gig on NXT as the guy to put new guys over.
why move him up?
why?
>>1207524
WE NEED MORE JOBBERS DAMNIT
>>1207527
THE MAIN ROSTER IS ALREADY JOBBER CITY!
ALL THEY HAVE IS JOBBERS!
WHAT THEY NEED IS MORE MAIN EVENT guys.
the only main event guy they have built is roman reigns, and the rest of the roster is there to put him over.
THATS
NOT
HOW
IT
WORKS!
>>1207444
E's twitter
https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/4fcikz/why_havent_we_ever_got_a_storyline_where_2_male/
Top fucking kek look at this bullshit. And you wonder why we hate reddit so much. Bunch of sjw, autistic, closested queers
>>1207557
>going to reddit
Only got yourself to blame Carter
>>1207445
This sounds terrible
>>1207557
>he goes to reddit
Suits you perfectly tripfag
>>1207540
Honestly I don't understand why won't they make like 5+ main event level guys instead of JUST FOCUSING ON ONE ROCKS COUSIN DAMNIT
Joey Samoey could be pushed to the main event scene easily, he's proven his worth all around the world, same for other wrestlers like AJ, and so on. But instead let's pretend they're DUDE ROOKIES LMAO
>>1207570
>fuck that gay cancerous site
Lmao as if 4chan is better
>>1207569
>Joey Samoey could be pushed to the main event scene easily, he's proven his worth all around the world
"No"
>>1207557
>we
Nobody in those comments has exactly responsed positively either. That's like condemning /asp/ because of the one autistic sasha poster
>>1207569
Vince doesn't want a roster of stars. He wants THE Guy.
>>1207557
>https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/4fcikz/why_havent_we_ever_got_a_storyline_where_2_male/
Funnily enough that post was made not long before you posted it here.
You actually posted it there, didn't you you autistic fucking cunt?
>>1207570
>YEAH I WAS JUST GOING IN AND SAW A 30 MIN OLD POST NEVER BEEN THERE BEFORE I SWEAR
"no"
>>1207557
They#re perfectly well adjusted
>>1207591
>pretending /asp/ doesn't have a hivemind
If the shitposters could bury other people's posts they sure as shit would
>>1207575
both are bad but 4chan is less cancerous
/asp/ > wew > wrestlingforum > what culture comment section > r/sc
>watching nxt
>Immediately blown away by Austin Aries' bacne
Roidy magoo
>>1207598
basically all of those places have the same attitude towards wrestling. only le anti smark hate everything /asp/ is different
>>1207592
Becky Lynch is ugly and sounds like a retard.
>>1207602
>Got a brain tumor and aids reading it
cringed
>>1207602
> got a brain tumor
Yet the quality of your posts remains the same.
>>1207604
>because having multiple top guys didnt work in the attitude era.
:D
L O L !
L M A O !
>>1207604
Do you really think Vince will admit that? Or even care?
>>1207610
Thank you
>>1207614
or the ruflless aggression era.
or during the new generation.
>>1207616
shart in my mouth fauckboy
>>1207618
thats why we need that hack fraud out of wwe.
>>1207628
>we
>>1207630
*wwe needs that hack fraud out of wwe.
>>1207557
Could you stay on reddit with all the other namefags?
>>1207635
Reddit a shit
>>1207637
Suits you perfectly then, you're a shitposter.
>>1207643
>]
Back off
>>1207557
> we
Kys Carter, you will never be one of us
>>1207655
I'm sure you can find someone over on reddit to fight, try asking in some of your favourite subreddits.
>>1207655
> man to man
So are you getting somebody to fight on your behalf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiWAbO7bQdU
Where were you when you realized that HHH is the real GOAT?
>mfw reporting every attention whoring blogpost Dean Mark makes
Casual reminder that Brock Lesnar, Dean Ambrose, HHH. Roman Reigns were all outperformed by women at mania 32
>2k16
>join the authority since I want to be a heel for a while
>Objective : Put on a 5 star match and lose to Ryback
>>1207695
>>1207695
>>1207696
>not wanting to put the big guy over
benoit urself beato richie
>>1207695
>>1207695
Sasha's botching made sure such a thing did not happen
So that WM match didn't matter at all. Good to know
>>1207719
it was there so shane could jump off the cage.
>mfw an unemployed fat alcoholic 20 year old virgin who still lives with his mum tries to brag about his life
>>1207695
>I'm a Botcha Shanks mark
>>1207719
But Vince never said that Shane had to beat Taker tho, only have a match with him which he did
>>1207730
No, but I am a CharGod mark
>>1207719
literally nothing actually mattered from mania
>taker won but Shane runs raw anyway
>Ryder won a championship but loses 24 hours because lol fuck ryder
>new day lose but it wasn't a title match
>Roman Wins because of course he does
>The Wyatts get buried even more for the sake of the Rocks paycheck
>The Streetfight was literally just another "suplex+suplex+supleex+F5= Brock Lesnar wins lol" despite booking Dean as strong the whole way in and then brock is never to be seen until summerslam
>Legends who have been retired for years continue to be booked over the new guys because muh monday night war
the only things of note was baron corbin winning the battle royal, and the womens championship match and anyone who tries to defend mania 32 is a fucking cocksucker
>>1207699
>>1207701
>>1207705
>>1207730
You just love doing this, don't you? You just love going through your seven thousand files of fedora pictures, quoting my post, and taking your sweet ass time deciding which one is the most suited, carefully handpicking what "reaction image" is the most "EPIC" for this post. I bet you have this thread on a tab, hastily clicking on it when it notifies you that a new comment has appeared. You think you're so smart and smug, but in reality you have absolutely no control over yourself. Posting your pathetic "reaction images" is too important for you. In fact, I bet you even loaded them before you saw this post appear.
It's truly sad that none of you actually bothered to read what I wore, let alone attempt to argue it. I don't know if it's because you can't read, or if you have read it, but can't come up with a proper rebuttal, because you know what I said is true, you know I'm right. What are you going to do? Reply to me again? Attempt to get me "BTFO"? Keep trying, because I don't really care. All I care about is getting the truth out there, which I've already done numerous times, and not once has any of you attempted to write a proper rebuttal, because it's impossible for you to do so.
>>1207677
Post skin with timesamp to prove it
We all know you wont because you are Carter
>>1207737
Stay fat, unemployed, alcoholic and virgin freind :^)
Your life sure sounds great
>>1207741
If real pic related
If pasta, mind if i save it?
Did you know
>WWE has a list of ethnicities
>Every week, they track the on screen times of each ethnicity
>they do this in case they ever get sued for racism
Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns are in the non-white category
>>1207746
That's actually really interesting. It's not surprising though in this litigious society.
>>1207741
Does the thrill of anonymously attacking strangers over the internet get your chode to tickle? Perhaps you should consider paying your overdue bar tab. Oh wait im going to guess you dont leave that crusty old basement you call your home. Perhaps if you took one moment, one day, nay, one passing second to think about your situation in life you would realize that in the end nothing is worth while and that the most you can do to positively impact this world and all other worlds in the known universe is to finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch in the back of your mind. The thought you dare not acknowledge lest you finally man up the cojones, balls for your impoverished foolhardy ass, to FINALLY take that power cord, sticky and grimy with caked on layers of doritos crumbs, sweat, and semen. A frothy, disgusting mixture of bodily waste that so accurately sums up who and what you and your lifestyle represent: Absolute scum. Not one more second should pass where you continue to contribute to the enthropic heat death of known reality. Take that power cable. Take that disgusting mound of semen, rubber, and disgusting food particles. Take it. Take all 8 feet of it from the very wall in which its plugged to the half dismantled box that you use to type this message to me. Take it, and finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch. Tie it as tight as you can around your neck, make sure that one end is securely fastened to the ceiling, and take that final plunge. That final step off your bent and mangled chair, the unfortunate piece of plastic used to carry your morbidly obese welfare person. Take that final step. Take that final step into the halls of darness and obscurity. Do it. Kill yourself. For the good of all mankind.
>>1207445
Isn't TD injured?
>>1207746
>inb4 they eventually say that Roman isn't as popular with fans because he's not white and claim the fans are just racists
don't even pretend they wouldn't try
>>1207743
Get worked mark ;^)
>>1207742
Im not Carter
>>1207699
>>1207701
>>1207705
>doesn't even try to refute the claim and just posts fedoras
>>1207708
you at least tried so I'll give you that much
>>1207695
And these women got outwrestled by a muslim and a chink on a development program :^)
>>1207763
you got me there at least Zayn v Nakamura was based as fuck
>>1207745
its all yours my friend :)
>>1207761
>you at least tried so I'll give you that much
>>1207761
What did you expect? Nobody here bothers trying to form arguments, they just spew memes when they see something they don't like.
Though desu some are just memeing. I post fedoras at wimminz wrestling posts quite a lot but I did actually enjoy the match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXTGUQ1Jg9U
can natayla stop doing this move?
it looks so stupid when she does it
>>1207788
I wish she would. She's too small to make it look good, like 99% of women who have those types of forceful moves.
>>1207798
no, she's way to small to make that move look painful.
also she does it so slow
>>1207798
its to 100% on her. She rotates, stops and proceeds with a normal and bad clothesline.
So is Raw gonna be live or taped and edited so the crowd gets muted when Ramen comes?
>>1207805
Taped and edited
>>1207805
>them rosy cheeks on becky
Kawaii desu^_^
>>1207810
begging you to please have sex wrestling otaku
>>1207813
consume bleach my man
>>1207815
>>1207810
> botC+hetty fags
>>1207817
Sasha's not in that gif m8
>>1207817
>fags
Thought there was only one of them samefagging. Get your memes in order, baka.
how does new day keep doing it?
they're so stale now
>>1207825
Because casuals love that cringey bullshit
when will the raw spoilers start
https://twitter.com/shanemcmahon/status/722100802907602944
what the fuck was the point of the HiaC match then
>>1207833
To see Shane jump off the cell and onto an airbag
>AJ STYLES, THINK YOU'RE THE PHENOMENAL ONE? MORE LIKE THE UN-PHENOMENAL ONE. BECAUSE I'M NOT A GOOD GUY, I'M NOT A BAD GUY, I'M THE GUY. BALEE...... DAT!
>>1207838
based
>>1207783
I'm not even gonna say women wrestler better then the match, I'm just saying over all I think the triple threat was a hundred times more entertaining than the main event
>>1207825
>stale
Dolph ziggler is stale.
the main event picture is stale.
the authority is stale.
the new day change their act around monthly.
they have constantly something new going on.
they are just now starting to be popular so all these mutants in here started calling them stale because gotta hate anything popular.
>>1207882
New Day are stale. I don't dislike things because they're popular, I dislike them because they're not entertaining.
>>1207885
>I dislike them because they're not entertaining.
hate to break it to ya, they still the most entertaining act on wwe.
mainly because they can do what they want.
and they cut solid promoes.
and they change it up monthly.
>mfw watching tonights RAW right now live
>>1207888
To each his own.
>>1207894
seriously, who right now is more entertaining as an over all act?
HOLY SHIT JERIGOAT vs Ambrose and Zayn vs KO at Payback just got booked
WWE Superstars spoilers:
>WWE United States champion Kalisto pinned Tyler Breeze with the Salida del Sol.
>Big Show KO'd Bo Dallas, beating he and Curtis Axel in a handicap match.
>>1207898
Oh really? Good. I'm glad they're not jumping the gun as they were teasing they might do and throw Zayn and Owens into a 1 vs 1 match at Payback. That match needs to build in my opinion.
>>1207897
Kevin, Dean, Jericho and Rusev to name a few. They still have their moments but their type of humour doesn't really appeal to me.
>>1207905
KO and Zayn is a one on one match.
>>1207897
Enzo and Cass are more entertaining than a bunch of guys dressing up as unicorns and saying booty all the time.
Shane vs. Authority will start tonight
>>1207910
not him but enzo and cass were already repetitive by the end of their nxt run, imo their peak was the wheelchair enzo bits because it was something different
>>1207913
Not as stale as booty-os. Enzo can still cut a great promo most of the time depending on who he's cutting it against. The lazy-eye jab was great.
>The Edge and Christian show
I rewatched WM 19 today and I genuinely believe that the women's triple threat between Jazz, Victoria and Trish was better than the one at 32.
>>1207916
One has a fucked up neck and the other has concussions
>>1207916
That last episode was their best one m8
>The Hot Tag, from the people who brought you the Spot Fest
>JBL saying that Zami made his name in Japan
What is this nigger doing holy shit?
>>1207916
Honestly it seems the show is getting slightly better. Still, many moments are completely cringeworthy, especially the edits of table for 3 or interviews. It's horrible.
Have to say they made a fun game out of recognizing wrestlers though. I liked that.
>>1207920
That's probably not saying much.
>>1207918
Victoria was awesome desu
Are there even any British stars on the roster atm? Sucks to be London.
>>1207918
This. The women's division right now is so fucking overrated it's disgusting.
>>1207926
Paige. Becky if she counts. Also Balor since he is debuting tonight
>>1207929
>Paige
>star
Eh, I guess. And no, potatoes don't count unless they're from the North
>Y'WANT ME TA THROW TA MAURO HERE
This is gold.
>listening to JBL and Cole talking to Kevin Dunn
pretty cool
>>1207929
So just Paige then. Calling Balor and Lynch British would be highly contentious
MARKING OUT ATM
>Nikki and Brie Bella will be spun off from "Total Divas" into their own reality series, titled "Total Bellas", E! confirmed this afternoon.
Kevin Owens is a fat manlet
How many bongs?
BULLET CLUB
>>1207938
Can't E! just give Bryan and Cena their own show instead with the Bella's being bit parts
>>1207938
There goes large swaths of the TD audience. Paige hitting porn is coming soon.
>>1207945
I'd watch that.
>>1207942
Live right now nigga. Based Ruskis have hacked the stream
>>1207936
For what?
>>1207941
>>1207949
Link?
>>1207948
of course you would
we all would
>>1207954
>http://goodgame.ru/channel/streamsnetOBS/
Big thanks la
OOOOOOOOOOOOH ENZOH AMOREEEEYYY
which diva sweats the most during workout
>Zayn jobbing to JeriGod
kek
>>1207956
Nia Jax DUH
>>1207956
Nia Jax if she actually works out. Otherwise it's probably Charlotte.
>>1207958
>>1207959
>you will never rest your weary head in Nia Jax's asscheeks
why is this world so cruel
>>1207961
>you will never rest your weary head in Nia Jax's asscheeks as she rips a big, wet bubbly fart right into your face
>>1206756
So does Vince consider all of WWE PG except for him? I mean he's flipped off someone and dropped the f-bomb in the last few months. Does he feel exempt from his own rules?
>>1207963
Hey man women fart too, or at least that's the unconfirmed rumor I've heard.
>>1207966
Of course he does
>>1207954
>Ruskis live streaming Raw
Based.
>>1206762
He got married
>theese boos
laffin here lads
>The "good guy" speech again
F U C K O F F
Raws not on for another 5 hours you fucking autists
>>1207976
Im literally watching it right now you cuck
So is he not coming back now because he got absolutely no reaction during the slammys?
HOW DO I CHANGE THE QUALITY I DONT KNOW RUSSIAN
>>1207978
Autistic people tend to see things that arent really there
>>1207975
again? jesus fucking christ, Vince and his writers ran out of ideas
>>1207981
I think it's on auto quality by default. Try getting better internett
>>1207929
Why would Becky count?
Why are americunts so fucking dumb bros?
>>1207986
Well too bad im at college
BULLET CLUB JUST GANKED ROMAN. LEL
Apparently the crowd is giving Roman hell
>SvR 2011
>CaW wrestlers vs Undertaker HiaC
>push taker through the cage with retard strength
>climb the cell
>batista bomb taker off the cage through a table
>still kicks out at 2
>mfw
>Zzzzzziggler
>Fandango
>>1207994
You would think all the "English" people would love Roman
>WWE copying a WhatCulture video step-by-step
Roman is definitely turning full heel on Paypack
Hes not a bad guy...
>new day are #1 in merch sales
So when are they gonna get a freebird rule wwe championship push?
Watching live stream. The Roman and AJ storyline got a lot more interesting now that Bullet Club teasing is part of the storyline.
>>1207997
Taker was riddiculously overpowered in that RTWM. I really lost the first time as I thought it was supposed to be like that.
>that RR where you eliminate monks with empty crowd but it turns out it was just hallucination
Tyson getting cuck'd by Titus
TITUS IS BACK!
>>1208008
>Freebird solo belt
Has this ever been done?
Fuck you WWE ill smoke whenever the fuck I want.
Theese anti smoking PSAs are making me crave a sig desu
>>1208019
probably not.
but it would be fun to actually see them do it.
Roman Reigns vs The New Day in a tag team handicap match
>>1208012
>finally get to taker for the first time
>get beaten handily because I had just started playing
>get turned into a druid
>no restart, no retry
>game over
What the fuck man
Miz needs a new theme tbch
We can all agree that French Canadians are subhumans right?
>Los Matadores are still employed by WWE
>>1208030
Isnt it just Primo and Epico in TMNT masks
>>1208029
Back to /pol/
How's RAW so far
>>1208036
Butthurt Quebecian spottet
>>1208037
Boring
>>1208039
One of them could probably grasp English better than you do
>>1208032
Middle-aged Puerto Rican Matador Jobbers
Middle-aged Puerto Rican Matador Jobbers
Middle-aged Puerto Rican Matador Jobbers
WORKERS FOR A HALF-PAY
>the next ppv is payback
>in chicago
>a smark town
not like it's stopped them from doing it before but wwe better have something go against Romans favor or that whole arena is gonna echo so hard with boos the only way to edit it out of ther broadcast would be to kill all the microphones.
not even gonna bother with how pretty much every match is gonna be shat on with "C M PUNK" chants
>>1208037
Cool opening,Y2J Vs Zayn was good, Dudleyz are the best heels in the company atm, Bullet Club teasing is cool, Ziggler and Corbin is boring but it's a good stepping stone for Corbin, Miz is on right now and is boring
>>1208048
A stepping stone for Corbin to achieve new heights in being boring?
>>1208046
>Welcome to WWE Payback here in Chicago, where people cheer the people they usually boo, and boo the people they usually cheer!
>>1208043
Fuck off Frenchie. Remove Quebec
>Dolph Ziggler comes out for commentary and gets no pop
kek
>>1208053
Vintage Ziggler
how in the literal fuck does russia have access to this
>>1208050
THEY JUST HAVING FUN
I LOVE IT MAGGLE
>>1208048
So basically every raw ever?
>>1208056
SOMETIMES THEY BOO WHO THEY NORMALLY CHEER FOR AND SOMETIMES THEY CHEER WHO THEY NORMALLY BOO
>>1208057
Good. Corbin sucks.
>>1207972
Isn't the bitch the one who's supposed to get fat?
Does anyone else's stream keep dying after only playing for a second or two?
>>1208062
Corbin really is nothing impressive, though I like this Deep Sex move. It's quite nice.
You know what this match really made me want? A Cesaro vs Rusev feud. On paper that is MOTY material right there
Michael Cole shouting like a deaf retard ruined that segment tbch
>>1208065
"Yes"
>RAW is in bongland tonight
>RAW is smackdown literally
>>1208068
I wish they stop with the "uppercut train" spot, Cesaro already has a much better cheap crowd pop move with his giant swing.
>>1208046
>Wahhh Roman gonna get booed
At this point they dont even care and in fact welcome it. The commentary team is acknowledging it and so is Roman.
Also they wont hijack the show with Punk chants, but some smarks will start one just cause they can.
This crowd is dead af. What happened these disgusting brits ate too many crisps before the show?
Top kek did Del Rio just trip getting in the ring then tried playing it off
>>1208076
You'd be dead too if you were fed with Corbin vs Ziggler matches and so on
>>1208079
Did he trip on the steps? He should pick a fight with them like Cesaro. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFY0wFf6Z4w
>>1208083
Corbin is based, kys manlet
>>1208087
>it's a "my height is the only thing i have going for me" post
>>1208074
>wwe doesn't care
you know if theywant ratings to improve they'll have to eventually give in and pull the trigger on a roman heel turn of kill this 'push' in it's tracks
Rusev should be a monster heel WWE Champ right now but he was fed to Cena and didn't recover. Is sad really.
