How did ugly neckbeard Mick Foley make this?!
Also which wrestler do you think she'll cuck Frank The Clown with?
I say sexy ass lottery himself Seth Rollins will bang the fuck outta this with his pretty big dick.
>>1201090
because mick isn't ugly, just fat.
If you lose some weight you can be pretty too.
>>1201098
K.
>>1201090
Please have sex
You guys think shes already fucked vince and received the whore gene from his cack? like why is she constantly flaunting her body? this screams of some sort of abuse. We must stop idolizing these broken misguided beings.
>>1201113
Because Mick Foley molested her when she was 13, I know this to be true.
He gave her the Mr. Socko if u know what I mean?
>>1201118
Post that autistic fan fic you posted earlier, i need a good laugh
>>1201121
>Do u think Foley ever stuck his peen in her ween?
>> Noelle is 13 and starting to curious about sex
>>Asks Mick about the birds and the bees
>>Foley gladly gives her the talk
>>halfway through the conversation Noelle says the girls at school are making fun of her because she is starting to grow tits
>>Mick says "don't worry its only natural"
>>she says no it isnt because theyre getting so big and pulls up her shirt to reveal her magnificent rack
>>Mick is dazed and confused hypnotized by his daughters tits
>>he gets a massive and visibke erection
>>"dad whats that?" Noelle points towards her dads critch
>>"oh nothing sweety, ill be right back" Mick embarrassingly runs out of room
>>5 minutes later he comes back but with his infamous Mr. Socko
>>"What are u doing with that dad?" Noelle asks
>>Mick has Mr. Socko wrapped around his fully erect penis*
>>"If you want to learn about the birds n bees i think its only fair that i teach u"
>>"ummmmmm i guess" noelle replies
>>"ok good but u have to makesure and promise not to tell ANYONE about this, not even your mother alright?" Mick says
>>"ok i promise"
>>"Great sweety now come here and open up for Mr. COCKO!!!" Mick yells
>>Mick can only get it in halfway before Noelle starts gagging
>>"Dad it taste weird"
>>"Oh im sorry honey it must be Mr. Socko, I havent washed him since the last tour, here.
>>Mick takes the sock off his penis and carefully places it back in Noelles mouth
>>"Ohh my god" Foley exclaims
>>"This is much easier dad" noelle says between breaths
Continue?
>>1201090
Kys please. Mick ain't bad looking under all the hair and the baggy clothes. Also, his wife is a model.
Filtered.
>>1201131
O u wanna shoot?
Filter me like a little bitch boy why dont you actually do something about. Fucking name a time & a place and I will be there to curbstomp ya fucking head in buddy. Please lets go. 1v1 me no weapons.
>>1201135
>O u wanna shoot
>>1201137
Hah, figures. Fucking pussy.
>>1201135
>O u wanna shoot?
>>1201135
>O u wanna shoot
>>1201090
>>1201096
>>1201118
>>1201130
>>1201135
>>1201150
>>>/r9k/
>>1201160
Why the fuck would I want to go to that place?
>>1201167
Maybe because you are a fat neckbeard with no future Carter ?
>>1201177
Im not Carter but I appreciate your bluntness and honesty friend
>>1201190
np pham im here to help
>>1201090
his wife is hot, so the female foleys were saved, the male foleys, not so much and are a bit weird/odd too.
>>1201177
nah carter had a job and had a trustfund, he was a cool guy, liked based nikki too.
>>1201210
I like Nikki Bella
>>1201210
the meme says he's fat n shit.
But who knows
>>1201225
Mick Foley was a chad? I don't like him now...
>>1201090
Mick wasn't ugly, he was Christian Bale before he got fat, plus his wife is hot
Did they?
>Signed by the company purely due to being attractive
>Stars in WWE produced reality show
>No prior wrestling experience
>More popular for their Instagram than any actual talent
Who am I talking about, /asp/? You can add nepotism to one side though.
>>1201098
This, mick foley was a 8/10 in his early years.
>>1201246
>chad
What a meme this is
>>1201246
Your a faggot dean mark
>>1201456
I got another that applies to both.
>/asp/ would murder each other for the chance to sexually disappoint her
>>1201479
Hey I totally agree and would gladly get rejected by either of them. But it's funny how Noelle gets a free pass for being Brooke Hogan v2 because people like her dad more.
>>1201456
>>1201456
One is hired to do a shitty show on the Network, the other has been in about 50 televised matches with no improvement.
>>1201495
Predatory lesbian best gimmick
>I need tell you something
Does she have a disability that's not publicized?
>>1201514
Top kek did this bitch finna photoshop her ass?
>>1201514
Holy shit looks like my ex in this picture.
>>1201589
Shes autistic but people don't call girls that just "le quirky"
>>1201592
Sure it does
>>1201594
Oh yeah sorry i forgot everyone here must be a fat neckbeard neet
>>1201326
That is a pretty man who needs a barbed wire baseball bat to accentuate his looks.
>>1201102
She posted this on IG?
so ugly xD
>>1201130
Please continue
>>1201514
>has been in about 50 televised matches with no improvement.
Same can be said about your mum, mate.
>>1201090
Serious question:
Why hasn't someone started a cock tribute thread with Noelle on /b/ and then trolled Mick Foley with the pictures?
Besides da KEKS, it's not like he doesn't deserve it or that his angry facebook response wouldn't be anything but absolutely fucking legendary.
>>1201836
Based Frank posted it
>>1201977
Are you underage?
>>1201981
Yes. I'm Hughie Foley and pissed at my dad for taking away my tablet.
>>1201599
You have a trip on /asp/ that you shitpost with.
You are the literal dredge of society.
>>1201977
What exactly does Mickel "deserve it" for? Do you have something personal against genuinely kind and hardworking people?
>>1201090
He only made 50% of her.. considering we're all 98% ape DNA too, id say he's only 1% of her really
>>1201977
Probably cos people actually like Mick and nobody ever has negative shoot promos about him to my knowledge, one of the few genuinely good guys in the business who never stooped to fucking someone over to get ahead
>>1201985
That is an awful dress.
>>1201977
Top kek I'll contribute to it. I will make it later
Is that the same girl who was uncontrollably sobbing watching the Foley v rock I quit match?
>>1201135
>O u wanna shoot
kek
>>1202339
It sure is.
Nipples.
>>1201987
(You)
>>1201246
Mick was a good looking guy who couldn't get girls until he started using his "deranged and insecure" Cactus Jack persona when he talked to them. He made the decision to become a wrestler when a girl he liked called him Frank after he walked her home from a bar. He came to this conclusion after jumping off a ladder onto a teddy bear and spewing blood-colored jelly out of his mouth in front of his dorm mates. He's really weird and dorky and still doesn't understand how he managed to attract his wife, especially since he met her ason Cactus Jack making pennies in independent wrestling. He's basically a goofy autist who had good looks before he put himself through a blender to appeal to wrestling fans.
Source: his autobiography
>>1202353
Nipples?
Wait what am I missing something?
>>1202649
It was her favorite word at that age. She kept saying it on Beyond the Mat and laughing hysterically.
>>1202656
Is she autistic
>>1202720
have sex
>>1202722
Do your taxes
The deadline is approaching
>>1201977
>deserves it
Why does Mick deserve it you edgy /b/ cuck
>>1202733
>saving an unphotogenic penis on your computer
>>1202733
>having a smaller dick tha seth
Really though, sorry about your dick. That thing is pathetic.
>>1202763
> Will be trolling /b/ all day
You sound so cool
>>1202624
In his second book he talks about Noelle idolising Chyna and how rather than hang out with him at shows she'd go with Chyna to the female locker room to hang out.
I'm thinking of the divas on the roster around that time... Lita, Trish, Terri, Tori, Jacqueline, Ivory... The sights that young mind must've seen... Makes an impression yknow?
>>1202768
Tbh you should consider jumping off a highway overpass. Make sure to aim for blacktop.
>>1201977
Why would you want to do this?! Mick's a good guy. Why not do it to someone else in the business who has a bad rep like Hogan or McMahon?
>>1203233
> KEKageddon
> trolling
>>1201150
Never got the level of appeal for this woman.
Don't get me wrong. She's very pretty. Like, 8/10 minimum. But I don't understand why everyone thinks she's the hottest woman who ever lived.
She has zero (0) tits and a "big league average" ass. She's not even the hottest woman in wrestling history. Maria, Lana, and Mickie James are all hotter.
>"trolling" /b/ to send cock pics
>saving cock pics
>"haha guys, so funny!! XDD"
>>1201135
>O u wanna shoot?
>>1201456
"Attractive"
Have you seen Eva with no make up and fake red hair?
>>1202875
imaging getting down with her on the couch and out the corner of your eye is Foley dressed as Santa
>>1204473
You mean when she looks a hundred times more attractive than she ever does in WWE?
>>1201090
I'm hoping she goes in the porn industry and gets fucked by BB...
...you know what it goes without saying.
>>1204498
I'm betting you like traps if you like the look of that.
>>1204473
She looks amazing without makeup and red hair. So.... your point is?
>>1201985
what a fucking hideous dress
