>too much of a hungry skeleton to beat muscleheads like Haitch and Lesnar
>too over of a wrestler to waste time squashing jobbers
Who on the roster can he fight in order to seem legitimate?
Dunno but he's on the edge of losing any sort of credibility in kayfabe and becoming a meme for people to laugh at his le wacky antics. He needs to start going over motherfuckers and quickly.
>>1200672
I know just the guy, he can even go right in for the TNA Championship.
>>1200672
If they hadn't taken the second half of Lesnar vs. Ambrose and given it to The Rock to do the same shitty promo as the last 20 years, Ambrose could have looked like a legitimate threat.
Fuck, all it did was make Lesnar look even more monstrous so Cena can come and 5-minute him when he returns.
Rematch with Brock at Payback.
Will be a parking lot brawl and Dean will get the win after running Brock over with a truck.
Can't the same be said about Edge?
>>1200696
It would end with Bork F5ing the truck
>>1200715
No, not at all. Edge got wins and was much larger in general.
>>1200672
Asuka
>>1200691
>Cena
Him and Lesnar are done. Roman will be the one to beat him C L E A N at some point.
>>1200753
>>1200738
Edge is literally just one inch taller than Dean.
>>1200753
>>1200738
Edge wasn't much larger.
>>1200738
Ambrose was much bigger than Edge a year or so ago. He's only gotten skinny recently and he's still pretty tall. My suggestion would be bulking up again.
>>1200773
Considering Brock is clearly bigger than Ambrose, and they're both 6'4", and the fact that the average wrestler is 6'8" 950lbs, I wouldn't be inclined to believe most wrestler's billed size
>>1200779
Even if he's 6'2 that's still pretty tall by today's standards.
>>1200784
>tfw im 6' 3"
>>1200672
Sasha Banks
>>1200963
>Dean's wacky lunatism turns him into Andy Kaufman
>Starts attacking Divas and claiming he's the best women wrestler in the world
>Nuclear heat for ruining the precious Diva's Revolution
Yeah, alright.
>>1200672
Do what they did back in the RA days where they have him bide time in the tag team division. Ambrose has done everything in the midcard, and the easiest way to keep him occupied is to team him up with someone else and have them hunt for the titles. Could be Reigns if he drops the WHC to someone in the near future, or you could team him up with someone lower on the card and let Ambrose's current star power elevate that undercarder for a little while. Just until Ambrose can be put back in the main event picture at a later time.
>>1200963
>she botches and ends up breaking his neck
Great idea champ
>>1200758
t. tripfag
>>1200982
True, Ambrose has been a singles competitor even as far back as the Shield days. If they want him to keep doing this looney tunes lunatic shit, team him up with a good straight man he can bounce off of, like Sandow or Ryback. Or they can give him another comedy act and see how well they work together, like Fandango.
>>1200672
Make him the leader of the Social Outcasts.
>>1200672
Put him in a feud with RVD. This would fix most of the upper-midcarders that are almost Main Event level desu
>>1201027
I know this is part of the latest dank meme, but this could be a legitimate alternative, too bad RVD's last stint in WWE was kind of shite.
>>1201044
The best memes are memes with truth in them
>>1200672
no one really hes basically going to be in midcard/lower card limbo until he wants to quit again.
>>1201069
>until he wants to quit again
Again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypy0r67DSDs I ALWAYS WILL LOVE YOU
Roman.
Really, its been called for for a long time already.
but they will probably wait WM33 with rollins.
Shield Triple threat sounds quite good actually.
>>1200696
Brock is quitting. Maybe two or three more matches from him.
orton, but hes a bitch who doesnt care.
no one on the main roster since everyone is midcard for life or below.
there are exceptions like cena or brock, but lets be real, dean aint going over them.
>>1200957
Edge was always Skinny fat in his main event run, not exactly Batista.
>>1201163
Much more mass than Ambrose.
Ambrose is swimsuit-tier.
With Bray on the shelve, Deano's gonna get a main event push.
>>1201269
Both at their largest, Ambrose was bigger.
>>1201272
>Deano's gonna get a main event push.
if he goes to the indies, yes.
>>1201139
Right, because Brock suddenly dislikes easy money.
>>1201279
Irrelevant, Ambrose isn't at his largest.
Which is my point exactly.
>Implying he isn't winning the Royal Rumble
>>1200759
An inch can mean all the difference in the world friend
>>1201139
They better put fuckers over him fast then.
>>1200967
Seems like a good idea
>>1200672
>>too over of a wrestler to waste time squashing jobbers
Since when being over means you are immnune to burials or job to lesser talent?
>>1201632
He was going too, but the Rumble was going to run too long, so they cut it short with Brock going over clean for another Rock promo with a flamethrower.
>>1201680
kek
>>1200672
Why do you think Ambrose isn't on the GH and TRT like most others? Seems like he's crippling his career by not going that route.
>>1201752
>The sheer stupidity in this post
