>>1192166
>emma's tits
Are Xena and Nikkei the hottest couple to,image heaving sex
>jaaunnnnnnnnnnnnn
I really wish E&C had a match on RAW instead of SD to be honest lads.
>>1192172
Mate smack down is where it is at
>>1192172
They're just doing this shit to get more people to watch Smackdown.
I have a weird feeling Dudleys will interfere and cost E&C the match and then same will happen with E&C interfering in Dudleys match, which in the end will be a feud between those two teams with Enzo and Bubba doing some good shit on the mic
Aussie's why are your women so hot, but such bitches?
>>1192171
>>1192193
>women
there's your answer
What's the name of Doc Gallows and Machine Gun's finisher, that nasty neck whip?
Just watch RAW legally:
>Really good segment with God/Ric/Phil
>The state of Kalisto
>Damn it this Ramen is growing on me
>Fucking JBL mentioning Leicester City
>I wish they'd let Del Rio call people cabrons
>Everyone knows that Puerto Rico is garbage
>That negative pop for Phil
>"CUM ON U GUUUUYYYYSSSSSS!"
>lol @ Byron apologising for Charlotte
>Suprised Karl gets to keep his name
>Fucking Miz is so BASED
>Sami Zzzz is going to kill himself one of these days
>So the Phenom. 4arm is more dangerous than the Styles Clash? Can't wait for Ramen to kick out of it
>Everything about Shane seems so manufactured
>No Ryback again :(
>So Apollo vs. Kalisto is upcoming?
>Awesome vignette for Big Bantz. Seems like creative gets him
>Guessing Bray isn't as banged up as Meltz said he was
>Rusev constantly calling Bray a freak
>More Ramen/Bray please
Decent RAW. Would've liked another women's segment though. I also miss BMJ.
>>1192193
>Australia
>hot women
Just look at her without all that obvious makeup. Even sasha looks better.
>>1192205
>even sasha looks better
KEK. Mercedes pls go
You now remember Randy Orton
>>1192207
I miss Randy, he would meld well in this stacked midcard we're getting
>>1192204
>Would've liked another women's segment though
Please have sex
>It's a 2 men from New York scream at each other RAW
>>1192209
It's just charliefag
>>1192213
no he's not
>Nice place you guys got here?
What did he mean by this?
>>1192202
The twisted sister
>>1192219
WHATS FESTUS AND HIS MORE TAN LITTLE BROTHER DOING OUT HERE
why did everything become complete shit in 2008?
>>1192226
Brand splits are a shitty idea
He's the future of the midcard lads.
Vince has his new Shelton
>>1192172
They have to pipe in the fake cheers considering they got no reaction on RAW.
>>1192235
Are you the famous deaf anon?
>>1192238
The very same.
>>1192204
>Suprised Karl gets to keep his nam
they're doing the invaders thing so it doesn't really make sense for him to have a WWE name
>>1192238
They came out to NO POP and only a few neckbeards chanted their lame catchphrase.
So, we're basically getting the NWO of the 21st century (NWO was 90s only).
How do they explain AJ Styles was their leader for a short time when Autistic Lego Demon takes over Bullet Club again?
What would be your ideal BC?
Finn (co-leader)
Karl (no. 2)
AJ (ace)
Gallows
Mojo Rawley
Hideo Itami
Buddy Murphy (If there's a 6th)
>>1192244
AJ isn't joining BC again.
He's going right to main event status as a singles performer.
It's going to be Lego Autist's stable
Shots fired.
https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4-mobile/b6rg.mp4
>>1192244
>Mojo Rawley
>Buddy Murphy
no
>>1192244
Karl Anderson
Gallows
John Cena
>>1192247
>Hi I'm Kenny "Smark Pandering" Omega
>>1192244
I can see Murphy as an overzealous loud mouth like Omega. Could be a good direction to take him post-BAMF.
>>1192252
>getting worked by the GOAT
>>1192256
The GOAT smark panderer
>>1192252
Hit a bit close to home did it?
>>1192256
Can't wait till he finally makes it over here and then Vince buries him to hell and back for turning down his initial offers
>>1192260
yeah, just like he did to AJ who's in title match.
>>1192244
You and I must be amongst the very few people who like the idea of large factions. Most people in hindsight hate the NWO after there were more than three, same with DX. The problems there were shitty writing, not the number of people.
According to Le Meltz, all of last night and the night before were all Vince's booking.
Maybe Trips is the problem after all.
>>1192260
If he had any interest in going to wwe he wouldn't be flat out saying wm was a waste of money. It's not a great way to endear yourself to them.
>>1192263
To be fair AJ remained loyal to TNA for a very long time.
Then they try to bend him over with his contract so he said fuck that.
>>1192266
But muh nxt.
>>1192263
>implying AJ won't lose clean after one spear
lmao
>>1192272
>losing a match
>buried
hello smarky smark
>>1192266
even a broken clock is right twice a day
>>1192273
They're only bringing AJ to try and get Roman somewhat over. He'll be literally his first victim.
>>1192266
>all
>implying vince gives enough of a shit about the women to book them himself
>>1192270
>bend him over with his contract so he said fuck that.
Same thing with Kenny, he was already making money in Japan and they wanted to shove him back down in FCW when it was literally the guys in developmental who told him to go to Japan the first time he was there.
>>1192274
What does that have to do with /pol/ logic
The fact that they acknowledged that people don't like Reigns and didn't mute the boos as badly gives me hope for a heel turn somewhere in the future.
Who will win G1 this year?
>>1192246
>AJ isn't going to join BC again
He probably will that's why I put him as the ace. He'll most probably facilitate Finn's face breakout.
>>1192248
>Mojo
>Not wanting an obnoxious Mojo as Finn's hype man
That's a shame.
>Murphy
I think Murphy is pretty talented in-ring but needs a faction to get over like Seth, Eric Rowan and Roman etc. to get him started.
A faction would've been great for Tyler too I think.
>>1192287
Ricochet
>>1192287
Based Kenny
Though it will probably be Okada again and they'll spend ages hyping his rematch with Naito
Is Total Divas cancelled since the Bellas retired?
>>1192287
Shibata or Kenny would make me happy.
Bullet Club are heels
AJ can't join because he's a top babyface
>>1192296
Apparently WWE trademarked Total Bellas or something
>>1192298
Please I want Bullet club to beat the shit out of Roman and AJ buries him never to come back.
>>1192298
AJ is going to turn heel against Roman
>>1192309
Same can be said about Ebin Falot
>yfw Bullet Club doesn't happen but Aces and Eights does.
>>1192318
>Aces and Eights
literally who?
>>1192266
>Maybe Trips is the problem after all
Their power struggle is the problem. Vinnie having "his" and Trips having his own is toxix and it often ends up hurting Trips' guys.
>>1192283
I'm actually hoping they keep him as a "tweener" that way he can basically wrestle both heels and faces.
Also, what's with the assumption that if AJ were to join BC that he'd be the leader?
>>1192318
>heel Bubba leading a stable
aw yeeeeah
Actually that would be way more enjoyable than meme club. If only they could also bring Mr Kennedy
>>1192296
No. They're still going to be on it.
>>1192321
>Also, what's with the assumption that if AJ were to join BC that he'd be the leader?
he's more known
>>1192321
Trips guys are mediocre.
The NXT product has produced more failure than success because these guys have no personality or true character when they leave.
The only guys who do are the indie darlings
>>1192319
TNAnus Stable that included Bubba, Devon, Gallows and almost had AJ in.
>Cesaro is literally James Bond
>He still has that fucking horrid theme song
>>1192318
Bully Ray needs a singles run
>>1192325
b-but muh shit vince booking ruins them
>>1192326
If I'm not mistaken AJ was actually the one who took Devon out for good
Or am I wrong? Shit, it was a few years ago. I remember there being Main Event Mafia vs Aces & Eights match. I think MEM had Sting, Senor Joe and Magnus with AJ joining them. Or was there a 5th man...
>>1192332
I'M THE 5TH MAN BECAUSE I'M A GENETIC FREAK
>>1192335
NO SYMPY
>AJ vs Roman
>hard fought match
>"WAIT, THAT'S GALLOWS AND ANDERSON"
>"NOT AGAIN MAGGLE"
>"THEY'VE BEEN INTERFERING IN MATCHES FOR THE LAST FEW WEEKS"
>"Wow!"
>Start laying out Reigns
>Turn around and go to do the bullet hand sign w/e to AJ
>"You idiots just ruined my title match"
>Start laying out AJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cZ7ndjhhps
>"HE'S HERE"
>"BIG MATCH JOHN IS BACK MAGGLE"
>"HE SAVED THE ROCK AT WRESTLEMANIA, NOW HE'S SAVING AJ AND ROMAN"
>BMJ gets in the ring
>Hits AJ with the AA
>"WHAT?!!?!"
>Hits Reigns with the AA
>Payback ends with all three of them doing the gun sign
How would /wwe/ react?
>>1192344
I'd ejaculate everywhere.
>>1192344
I don't know... I don't see Cena's as a Bullet Club MEMBER. I don't see him in any stable desu. He is too much egocentric.
>>1192344
>doing the gun sign
Foley will sue them for stealing it
>>1192344
More likely Balor does this and Cena and AJ feud with them.
>>1192349
>I don't see Cena's as a Bullet Club MEMBER
yeah, he's the leader
How do you think these lunatics Anderson and Gallows got a job here Maggle!?! The fact that runs the place convinced Vince
>>1192325
>because these guys have no personality or true character when they leave.
No. Its because they debut without any solid plans, Vin gets bored and then tanks them. Its boils down to the lack of coordination between NXT and MR. MR writers don't know how to write for them because they didn't create them so they're turned into jobbers and then get reset by MR writers usually being totally different from their original selves. It doesn't help that Trips fights his hardest for the indie darlings since he has to prove to Vince that they're worth it.
Also, it seems like if you aren't an indie darling on NXT, you'll either get called up when your gimmick has reached its ceiling (Tyler, Ascension, etc.) or get called up too soon, usually mid-story (Adam Rose, Summer Rae, Emma etc.)
>>1192351
So basically Cena & Orton vs Nexus?
>>1192353
>The fact that runs the place
sorry, the face that runs the place
>>1192356
Yeah and knowing vince it could be great but Cena will win cuz lul cena wins and ruins what could be a great story.
who /farmerstrength/ here
>>1192360
>yfw it's another elimination match
>Cena just AAs one member by one and pins them without breaking a sweat
>Cena beats whole Burrito Club all alone
BOOK IT VINNIE
>>1192344
>Wanting BMJ in a stable
If he wasn't coming off his best in-ring year since 2006 I'd be for it but there's too many matches to be had especially considering that he'll probably transition into a part-timer soon. I'd rather have BMJ vs. the likes of Kalisto, E, Apollo, Baron etc than him facing top guys all the time.
>>1192368
He's still got one last big run at the top and it's a heel run
>>1192368
if he's going part timer he's going to get a title run before that
>>1192369
HOW BOUT A LITTLE HEEL TURN?
>>1192373
>>1192381
based bmj
>mfw the entire Reigns debacle was orchestrated intentionally so that people cheer bmj when he beats Flairs record by killing Roman.
>>1192386
Reigns is just Cena but worse, might as well have the good one if you have to have one.
>>1192266
>Vince caving in to smarks
Nope
>>1192386
I can get behind this
>>1192210
>implying you didn't love it
who /professional/ here?
>>1192243
They turned on him before he left
You guys do realize HHH is only pushing "LE DIVUS REVULTION !!XDDD" so hard is because he has 3 kids and they are all daughters kek.
He wants his bloodline to continue in THIS BUSINESS and realized he didn't want his daughters on the cover of Playboy. What a big nosed jew faggot.
>smarks getting excited by the return of Festus
You guys do realize bullet club is going to be a complete failure right?
>>1192413
he already has his adopted A+ son on top so he wins either way.
>>1192413
no-one has mentioned "divas revolution" since paige vs charlotte
>>1192418
>suit with no tie
>wet hair dripping on suit
>messy as fuck
C- player more like
>>1192223
I imagine people who called him Festus last night and continue to do so are the same people that call people by their indie name son the main roster.
>>1192420
Sorry for this OT, but where can I watch Invasion Attack 2016 for free?
>>1192422
>it's euphoric to expect someone to wear a suit with some level of decency
What are the chances that they actually don't form "Bullet Club" or any sort of actual gun themed name, and instead they actually revive it as the nWo?
But keep it to Finn, Karl, and Doc.
>>1192425
0 because that's retarded
>>1192428
>0 because that's retarded
Meaning it'll happen.
>>1192419
Are you a tard? They mention it every single week. Pay attention faggot.
>>1192423
it was fun man.
>>1192205
>even sasha looks better
HAHA
>>1192425
>riving the NWO with jobbers
No, sit down smark.
>>1192432
I NEED IT! Where can I watch this
>>1192423
I would also like to know this.
>JBL complaining about KO having to fight for his IC rematch
>Byron laughing at him smugly and saying Shane had the right to make the match
Who are the Heel commentators anymore? JBL's right and Shane's the Heel here, desu
>>1192438
THATS THE BIGGEST FROG IVE EVER SEEN
>>1192431
>they mention it every single week
they're called superstars now so you're obviously a retard
>>1192441
A BULLFROG MAGGLE XD!
>>1192444
BALLGAME
>>1192448
YOU STILL GOT IT!
>>1192289
>le saw le meme vid of le shitty nxt tag jobber get le buried by le nakamura and since he le slightly could hang he is le talent xDDD
>>1192450
JUST LIKE WAYNE ROONEY AGAINST MANCHESTER CITY
Oh its a mercenary world
M-e-r-c-e-n-a-r-y
>>1192424
You have no style
Post wrestlers who work anti-smarks
>>1192454
Are you having a stroke?
>>1192443
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
+1 UPVOAT SUCH LE EBIC AND QUIRKY REPLY XDDDDD
>>1192460
Have two.
>>1192460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF-Gd7Bg1O0
how hard would you mark
>>1192459
HE HAS NO GRACE
>>1192460
>>1192470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaT6EKzKb4k
>>1192467
>tripfag
>this reply
at least you're living the gimmick
>>1192479
AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA
+2 UPVOAT SUCH QURIKYNESS XDD!!
My feet hurt so bad I think I have diabetes or gangrene :/
>>1192469
Dean doesn't "work" anyone.
>>1192460
>>1192460
>>1192489
Can somebody explain without memes why people love her so much I don't watch NXT
>>1192172
If smackdown had more actual matches and less recap show shit it would be 100% better than raw
Mauro is god tier at commentary
>>1192493
Yeah I stream it day after and watch just the matches and he makes matches I'd zone out during on RAW interesting.
>Brock reported to be done with WWE after his contract ends because of increased requests for his appearances
>>1192492
because she has a tumblr and pretends to be a nerd basically ajs old gimmick. Even copied eddies gear at mania so smarks would cheer her more.
>>1192493
It's only because Vince is not screaming in his ear alongside with Kevin Dunn all the time.
If he was on RAW instead of Cole it would be the same, just with a different voice. I'd still enjoy it a lot more because I absolutely fucking hate Coles voice.
>>1192495
He's getting stale anyway.
>>1192492
She was the GOAT heel in NXT and put on three of the best matches of 2015.
>>1192492
because she panders to smarks with her 'nerdiness' and neckbeards want to sleep with her
>>1192495
What a whiny bitch
>>1192496
But AJ had that girl next door cuteness thing going on does it really work for Sasha? I've found her bland as all hell on RAW
>>1192495
probably be cast as cable for the next deadpool
>>1192495
Sick of him anyways. The suplex city shit ruined him
>>1192504
She is bland as hell on Raw, but she was massively over on NXT and she's still coasting on that hype
>>1192505
>not Venom
>>1192495
What will Heyman do?
>>1192504
smarks dont care as long as they think they got a shot and is into/interested in some of the things they are.
ITs funny because she pretends to be into all these things like them but more than few stories have come out of her being mean to fans basically the opposite of paige only aj was more mean/odd interacting with fans.
>>1192511
Endorse Ramen
>>1192512
Didn't AJ have rules about how close you could be to her?
Did kalisto get injured or was it a work?
>>1192493
I think Smackdown strikes the perfect balance already.
The Raw recaps just make it shorter overall for me because I fast-forward straight past them, so it's just 30-40 minutes of matches.
>>1192511
Back to Cesaro?
>>1192512
What stories? Don't tell me you're referring to that one moron that got his shit stamped instead of signed. That was great in character heel work.
>>1192495
WWE are going to scramble to have him put Roman over quickly. Roman can never be THE guy while Bork remains unbeaten.
>>1192510
hmm that would be good too.
but come on even deadpool said
>someone with a flat top
>big guy
>someone with range
thats brock bro.
>>1192495
that's two years away anyway and I'm pretty sure everyone knew this was his last contract
needs to go away until summerslam anyway
>>1192202
The Magic Killer
>>1192495
Good riddance.
>>1192527
Brock doesn't really have range
>>1192530
>>1192508
>>1192503
>>1192500
>>1192523
nah people from the airport trying to get autogrpahs and pictures.
Then again eh thats 50-50 especially say it was an early flight but if its an afternoon flight coming into a city where you know your going to wrestle in, sign a few autographs dont be shitty and say no to everybody even kids.
Then it looked worse because they said paige signed everything and was more than happy to stay a few extra mins before going to get her car or something,
>>1192495
Actually I'm not even mad since literally no one wins a feud against Brock. As much as I like him and enjoy him throwing people around, we need a breath of fresh air. He can come back in a year or two to a huge pop anyway.
>>1192512
>ITs funny because she pretends to be into all these things like them but more than few stories have come out of her being mean to fans
>heels are nice outside - "STOP BREAKING KAYFABE REEE"
>heels are in character outside - "r-rumors are s-she's mean to fans n-not like paige
get worked m8
Why hasn't Sasha done anything since Mania?
>mfw she goes on another little disappearing act for a month
>>1192243
Styles was the ace not the leader. Finn is the founder and Anderson took over when he left. Now Tonga is essentially the leader (introduced a new member) but bullet club is basically irrelevant since The Elite (bucks + omega) are kind of doing their own thing.
>Roman's reaction last night
This is bullying.
This Samoan simply needs a hug.
>>1192536
Tbh I think wrestlers totally deserve the right to blow fans off in airports if they want. I don't think any less of them for it
>>1192517
yea 5-15 foot rule for guys i think it was even for boys over 15yrs old or something.
>>1192542
>Now Tonga is essentially the leader
Omega's the leader
>>1192539
Because it has been less than two weeks and the focus is on the recently introduced Women's title.
Jesus fuck son slow your roll.
>>1192287
Shibata
I'll be pissed if it's Okada so it will be
>>1192539
because everytime you chant WE WANT SASHA she gets a match and everyone goes silent
>>1192548
But even le potato jobber has a feud and a likely match at the next ppv. sasha has had one squash match and that's it
>>1192546
Kek Id smack her ass and then whisper in her ear "Fuck da rules" then grab her hand and put it on my dingus.
>>1192512
>Sasha OMG LOVES SAILOR MOON AND DBZ! XDD
>in a UUDD episode she confirmed she didn't know what fucking Gundam was
Supposed Toonami fag doesn't know what Gundam was.
>>1192555
cm phil would use his new mma moves on u
>>1192547
>>1192542
kenny is the leader of the fuccbois, tama is the leader of the remaining true bullet club.
>>1192362
Yep
>>1192553
Then sasha gets boring chants lol based crowd.
>>1192556
Kek what a complete fake ass poser aj Lee 2.0
Any gifs or webms of Sami attempting suicide last night?
>>1192563
>people still going on about something that happened once almost 5 months ago
>>1192566
The one where he landed on his fucking head from that top turnbuckle spot? That was insane 2bh
>>1192569
Yes. Been looking for a vid of it.
>>1192567
so just like her NXT career when she was decent?
>>1192571
kek, you could say that
>>1192575
Gundam Wing was a literal corner stone of that era.
It'd be like growing up in the 80's and not knowing what G.I. Joe was.
>>1192260
Omega's been offered WWE contracts repeatedly in the last few years, he's not interested.
I miss Carmella
>>1192556
When I met sasha she said she was really into psycho pass
She's at least keeping up a little
>>1192575
18+
>>1192578
It's not like he can change his mind about it in the end if the money is big enough.
>>1192511
He's going to manage Nak
And brock will get jealous and come back
>>1192575
>Flaby calling people fat while whiteknighting
Haha I love it Maggle
>>1192577
Like I said only faggot weebs would care about that so good job outing yourself
She's the bo$$ weaboo boo
>>1192589
18+ and filtered
>>1192556
>getting worked by the bo$$
you mad she stamped your sheet m8?
>>1192589
never been pinned
>>1192397
So is he suppose to be The Transporter or James Bond?
>>1192595
James bond based on his new entrance
>>1192592
that's not going to become a meme no matter how hard you force it m9
>>1192597
I wish he had a new theme though
>>1192600
get worked mark
>>1192601
inb4 they give him Malenko's old theme
>>1192603
Which one?
>>1192605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OaaEtYG2WY
>>1192602
i wanna see her penis
>>1192595
the bald one of course, the one that people have been telling vince to do for years.
Also wtf lel they need to feed him lines via an earpiece so he wont fuck up.
>>1192606
>literally put some lyrics on it and that's what was Cesaros theme before it went full sirens
Interesting.
Any other examples of themes being recycled, besides Somebody call my momma?
>>1192609
>THERE'S POOP IN HIS CHAIR
>>1192606
based double HO 7
>cesaro stealing of based malenkos stuff
hope he beats the shit out the no charisma euro if he fucks up again.
>>1192610
BASED VINCE LOOKING OUT FOR HIS BOY BECAUSE CESARO ALWAYS MAKES HIM SELF LOOK LIKE A JABRONI WHEN HE TALKS
>>1192244
Kalisto
Eva Marie
Baron Corbin
Austin Aries
The Ascension
Finn Bálor as leader
>>1192611
Angles theme was originally the patriots in the mid 90s.
Reminder that Ambrose, Owens and Zayn will never touch the WWE WHC.
>>1192621
Based Fatass will definitely win it
>>1192621
Ambrose has touched it. He stole it and took it on a tour of new Orleans m8.
>>1192621
well dean got toborrow it for a while, so will always have that but ambrose already has his personal title waiting for him when he wants to go back home.
>legit boss
>cries after losing at Mania
???
>>1192636
She cries after literally every title match, win or loss. Worst heel ever, can't stay in character for shit
>>1192636
she cares too much
>>1192636
>cries despite knowing the outcome before
>literally got worked
lmao
>>1192642
She's bawling her eyes out in an interview. How is that consistent with her character?
>>1192198
What uh, what's this from?
>>1192643
>WWE
>consistency
>>1192636
Its for sympathy.
>oh my gosh! Did you see Sasha cry? She really cares about the business! Im rooting for her! She has passion!!
>>1192643
>2016
>kayfabe
>>1192644
She's doing an armbar to somebody
>>1192643
She isn't a heel anymore so that makes it okay
>charlotte will never chop your hillbilly butt all the way back to texas
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