>implying the red queen won't take the title off Asuka at the next Takeover PPV
>I'm a homosexual therefore I think Eva Marie's ugly
>>1178241
F-f-f-f-f-f-f-fr--eee---a---k
>>1178241
At least she's not Roman Reigns
>>1178241
Smarks are warming up to her so fuck you m8
>>1178241
She should win the World Heavyflow Championship and form a stable with Roman.
>>1178246
I bet xe has a cute dick
>>1178249
Once she beats Asuka and moves up to the main roster fulltime to claim the women's title, they'll need to pair her with Roman. That's a license to print money.
>>1178246
>looks related to the bellas
>only looks good from certain angles that hide her manjaw or in photos that have been edited to death
>no hips
Literally a Mexican Charlotte
>>1178260
>Asuka's front torso protruding like a trucker's body
>>1178260
Pretty sure she just lost to Asuka
>>1178267
She's lost to Asuka at least a dozen times now at house shows. They filmed NXT shows on the Saturday after Takeover that will start airing next week and Eva, once again, jobbed to Asuka. Match ended in Nia Jax staredown with Asuka. Eva is similar to Dana Brook as in she was a stepping stone for Asuka to get to Emma/Nia Jax.
>>1178262
this, but even worse
>>1178246
wanna see her in those glasses + the Miss Hancock outfit
>>1178264
Why the fuck haven't they told her to shape up yet? Her mid section is the second most depressing on the roster after Corbin's.
>>1178287
Because Japanese women are feminine and prefer to have softer bodies as opposed to harder toned bodies like dudes. Maybe you prefer dick?
>>1178287
'Cause virgins think she qualifies as "thick".
>>1178289
>implying most men dont have soft bodies
You waifuposters are dumb as fuck
>>1178294
Mentally 18+
>>1178289
>Being this deluded by your yellow fever to not admit she's a fat fuck.
Nigga what the fuck are you talking about? Yes, women in Japan choose to have a more "feminine" figure but trends and shown have shown that it's through being thin and slender with a BMI that would Amerifats would count as "underweight".
>>1178241
That makeup is just awful. It looks like her entire face is painted on. Total uncanny valley vibes.
>>1178297
Physically 18+
>>1178298
I wouldn't call her fat. She's bigger, but nothing to really worry about. She has a slightly chubbier build than bayley, but moves way better in the ring so who cares
>>1178318
Of course she's not fat, she's just incredibly soft.
Is "soft" the new meme for "I don't want to admit my waifu is chubby?".
Kevin Owens isn't fat, lads.
He's soft.
and crisp
>be thicky soft Asuka
>move faster, more gracefully and have better cardio than literally any other woman in the wwe
how does this happen?
>>1178342
>someone with a flat stomach is chubby
You are the meme with your gossip magazine tier opinions
>>1178342
No, it's just not being a delusional idiot who sees in only black and white. Asuka lacks muscle tone, Mickie James is a little chubby, and Kevin Owens is fat.
>thinking asuka is chubby
>not knowing about the sweet chubby thickness of io shirai
>>1178365
>wewtists
Why does it even matter if Asuka is chubby? She's twice as fast as any other woman in WWE
>>1178383
t.sonic fag
Fast doesnt neccesarily mean good
>>1178386
She is though, and easily the best on either roster
>>1178386
You're absolutely right on that point. Except that Asuka is fantastic in the ring.
>>1178241
you picked the worst pics of her
>pink hair
>glasses and photoshop
gee
>>1178401
s m u g
>>1178401
...and that's meant to be a good pic of her?
>>1178401
I found the best pic of her
>>1178401
Looks way better without the alien looking makeup. I don't mind makeup, but the way WWE does it, they all look like fucking clowns. All she needs to do now is get rid of the goofy spray painted on hair.
>>1178383
>Why does it even matter if Asuka is chubby?
>their favourite pokemon is wailord
>>1178419
It's Raichu actually
>>1178419
It's Sandshrew/Sandslash, m8
>wailord
Never even heard of that Pokemon, must be way after I grew out of it.
>>1178401
mexicancharlotte.jpg
>>1178478
But that's a shitty reddit tier meme
Meanwhile on Twitter...
https://mobile.twitter.com/natalieevamarie/status/718650597587726336
>>1178482
Espeon is pretty based my senpai
>>1178481
>using the reddit meme to describe everything you dont like
Your taste is shit so your opinion is too
>>1178499
Please lose weight
>>1178501
Proving just how worthless your opinions are friendo
>>1178505
My opinions are so far above your own you cannot even comprehend it. Fatty
>>1178506
wew friendo benoit yourself
>>1178511
Using a Reddit wrestler and his associated meme now? My my
Her makeup looks better than she is.
Based eva making these asgooka triggered
>>1178691
>Eva is such a boring and vapid person her threads turn into a discussion on Asuka and Pokemon
wew lad
>>1178287
it'd be a waste of time. shes just gonna get fat on the road anyways. look at beck, paige, bliss, etc.
>>1178832
>asgooka weeb this trigger he still isn't posting in his own board LOL
>>1178330
that soft still makes me hard.
>>1178909
we need steroids to come back and save rasslin. how can i buy a storyline about how some 5'10" softbody is tough?
>>1178909
>>1179019
You guys really want to see female wrestlers on the juice?
You must be closet homosexuals, or big time cucks!
I kinda hope Asuka botches a kick and sends EM to early retirement. On the other hand shes hot af so i dont hope it.
>>1179039
i was saying that more for the men, but women can take an oral like anavar and see good results without looking manly.
>>1178249
xD +1 like
>>1179039
also be honest with yourself, you watched chyna's pornos and most of them were not bad.
>>1178241
11/10 i wish i was her panty.
>>1178424
Hello Sandshrew/Sandslash bro. You have excellent taste.
Who's you're favorite wrestler? Do you want to come to my birthday party next week?
the best pokemon is grimer 2bh
Best Pokémon is Cubone
>>1179783
Pretty sure it's cloyster, pham
I haven't watched wwe in forever. Why do people hate her?
>>1180055
her gimmick is she can't wrestle and is only getting pushed because she's hot. Jabroni internet smarks buy into it and boo her, making Eva Marie one of the most effective heels in wwe
>>1180112
Is it a gimmick or she really can't wrestle? And yeah she is though
>>1180126
I don't know how much is legit or embellished..I have seen her do a few good spots so she's not awful, but she's not that good either
Does the carpet match the drapes?
>>1180112
>"gimmick"
>>1180126
When she first debuted in the WWE a year or two ago, she couldn't wrestle at all. They tried putting her in matches on RAW for a few months before finally giving up and sending her to NXT to actually learn how to wrestle. Since then, she's made improvements, but she's still not that good.
>>1180137
>>1180162
I've only watched from about 2005-2010
and can guess only a few who can actually wrestle. Is it that hard?
