I have a secret that i like to do in the bedroom. Can u guess what it is?
Please be farting
Poop
Shove my face into your ass and force me to smell your sweat and farts? it would be my honor
Nope u guys aren't even close.
Enema
>>1174584
just fart in my face please. I want to taste your shitter like an apple fritter
>>1174579
Shitpost on /asp/
>>1174579
Seeing as you're a Latina, I'm guessing you like to trap your lover in a lock so that he's forced release his baby making fluids into you so that you bear his children and make him yours forever.
>>1174595
One day anon. I wish my boss would stop hitting on me because his wife is a real bitch.
>>1174590
Nothing to do with my asshole anon.
>the state of /asp/
video tape yourself taking a dump
Is your secrets name Finn Balor? Because we've all known that one for a while.
>>1174613
i know right
>>1174616
No. We broke up bet u didn't know that ;)
>>1174628
Is your secret that you desire fedora wearing neckbeards such as us to pleasure you in your chambers, m'lady?
>>1174631
Not into neckbeards. Get in shape anon. U can do it. U need a hug.
>>1174637
That is true.
>/asp/ Alternative sports and wrestling
HUGZ N SHIEEEET
Surprising men you tricked in to thinking you were a woman by pulling out your cock?
>>1174874
I don't have one of those. I have woo ha.
>>1176497
>>1176501
He looks gross. I like tall, lean and dominant.
>>1176519
>>/lgbt/ you fucking faggot
