don't be a bully, be a star
SHADDAP BYRON
I HOPE YOU'LL DROWN IN IT
THE WWE UNIVERSE SOMETIMES BOOS THE PEOPLE THEY CHEER AND CHEER THE PEOPLE THEY BOO! THEY ARE JUST HAVING FUN!
I LOVE IT MAGGLE
my silverback legend ryback 36 time wwe champ
taco eater kalisto mistaken for cartel member beheaded age 36
>>1171865
Ryback lost CLEAN to the mexican mosquito at WM
CLEAN
L
E
A
N
balor club when?
>>1171869
CLEAN
Memes aside, how credible is le meltz?
>>1171884
About as credible as me
>>1171884
About as credible as a "wine taster".
>>1171884
the only wrestling forum that doubts his credibility is this place
>>1171897
Because others blindly believe everything he shits out.
>'The Nature Girl' said that she is aware of the fact that many WWE fans boo her and cheer her father. Charlotte went on to say that she is looking forward to the day that she can ditch 'Naitch' as her manager. Also, she stated that she is putting a lot of effort into improving her mic skills.
>not even his kids want old drunk ric around
>>1171907
Haha unlike us, we see through the lies! :D
>>1171909
this is rude and sad, fuck charlotte
>>1171915
She just wants to get over on her own. Nothing wrong with that
>>1171913
we're so smart:p
>>1171913
>it's better to blindly believe everything someone says instead of questioning it
>>1171924
all this place does whenever he says anything is "le meltz xD CM PUNK DIDN'T COME BACK" as if he never gets anything right despite him already showing his credibility by breaking the biggest WWE story this year: all the NJPW signings
>>1171926
>just because he got a few things right means we have to believe EVERYTHING
I SEE INSIDE MY HEAD A VISION
Daily reminder that wrestling is dead, and always will be until most of the smarks today an hero.
>>1171945
Wrestling will never be alive again because of UFC
>>1171884
Highly
>>1171926
Even a busted clock is right twice a day.
>>1171951
your mum knows all about that
>>1171948
This honestly, people get the big personalities and fun action they want except it's real and their friends and family don't say "You still watch that stuff?'
Nothing against pro wrestling tho
>>1171884
about as credible as any other insiders, if not the most. but he's no stranger with haitch, and has been in the business even longer than most of the fedoraposters here has lived. yet, no one told you to worship him, so errors are inevitable. that being said, take his news as dirtsheets; but his opinions as superior than some posters in an image board. though he's inclined to like anything japan though, but that's his taste.
>>1171926
>he fell for the meme
lol, nobody here genuinely has anything against Dave
>>1171948
Except pro-wrestling fans find REAL wrestling to be boring, and require storytelling and character.
>>1171969
Normal wrestling, or olympic one is gay as fuck really
>>1171884
He's credible in the sense he's be around the longest in terms of dirtsheets.
>>1171948
UFC's popularity is slowly declining. They reached their highest point a few months ago.
>>1171979
Indie wrestling is just as bad, which is what smarks want to turn WWE into.
>>1171984
WWE isn't doing any better.
>>1171984
Because everyone's getting tired of waiting for CM Bitch to get his ass kicked.
>>1171915
Not really. She wants to carve her own path, not follow her dads.
>>1171984
They reached their highest point last big show and haven't held one since
>be complete prick
>"IT'S JUST A WORK MAGGLE"
>/WWE/ this slow right after WM during peak hours
lmao nice ''''''''''''''''community'''''''''''''''
>>1172010
JUST LIKE WAYNE ROONEY AGAINST MANCHESTER CITY
>>1172010
>haha bro molested you in the shower as a prank bro it was just a haze bro haha welcome to the club haha no homo
>>1172014
thanks we take ourselves very seriously
>>1171932
>just because he got a few things wrong means we have to deny everything
From today's WON
>"It appears his role on top will be different from John Cena. Cena would laugh and smile at people who booed him. Reigns is going to be more reactive it seems, including yelling back and swearing at the vocal ringsiders, so long as a camera isn’t there to capture it. His role is now the world champion and he’s not turning heel, but he’s the old-school champion like Dory Funk Jr., Jack Brisco or Lou Thesz in the sense they become heels because they defend against faces with the psychology fans want to see a title change. But they never behaved themselves like heels, and just did a few subtle things in the matches to play that role.
>Reigns was mouthing stuff with his back to the camera at some ringside fans when they heckled him saying “I run this bitch.” He did something similar off camera at Mania, as ringsiders were booing him heavily as he was leaving the ring after the show, and he said, “This is my motherf***ing house, bitches.”
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>1172050
This sounds pretty cool honestly. Im interested to see where they take this
>>1172050
So in other words, he's a tweener?
Christ, they take a long ass time to explain an existing wrestling concept
>>1172050
I hope someone throws another briefcase at him
>>1172070
back
and to the left.
>>1172070
>I legitimately hate a person that's playing a character
>>1172078
Go to bed Vinnie
>>1171948
Wrestling is dead because
A. The mainstream promotion detests the label and pushes le sports entertainment™
B. Fanboys and casuals hate actual pro-wrestling and only want man drama.
>be in japan
>look around
>wwe shelves
>MITB,payback,Battlegound
Japan is not of future.
The bullet club dvd must be noice tho.
>>1172078
the only charcter he plays well is a damsel in distress while holding a mic
How does this make you feel, /asp/?
>>1172137
Moist.
>>1171984
>UFC's popularity is slowly declining.
I wouldn't call doing 1.6 million PPV buys "declining"
http://podcastone.com/pg/jsp/program/episode.jsp?programID=436&pid=1641985
Stone Cold had Enzo and Cass on his uncesored podcast
>>1172137
I don't think anyone thinks Roman vs Styles will be a bad match. It'll probably be similar to Bryan vs Reigns and that was great.
Where does Ivelisse rank with the women on WWE/NXT?
>>1172153
"Fired for having a bad attitude" Tier
>>1172137
It's not that it will be bad wrestling wise. AJ will undoubtedly pull a good match out of Ramen despite the vapid moveset he has to use.
It's bad because it's so bloody obvious that AJ isn't going to win. It's just Vince trying to bait all the jaded adult fans into keeping the network for another month.
>>1172163
"Fired for standing up to Bill DeMott" tier.
Big Cass is
>smart
>former pre-med student
>banging carmella
>huge
>not bad looking
tfw.
>>1172050
He's barely going to be a tweener if they're booking him against a face (Styles). This sounds like a compromise the writers have struck with Vince who refuses to turn him heel because he hates the internet. Reigns is going to get heel reactions whilst being allowed to act like a heel. B-b-but he's not heel.
>>1172187
Someone couldn't handle the banter
>>1172194
You fuckwit, put some thought into your next post
>>1172196
Great reply faggot. A tweener is normally a heel who gets face reactions, it's the writers having to work around Vince
>>1172198
Let me guess, your dad works at WWE right?
You're spreading your opinions like they're fact, you clown
>>1172206
>Asuka this high
Please kill yourself weeaboo
What are your top 5 matches so far this year?
>>1172206
> beC+ketty that high
> falling for the Asgooka is good meme this hard
Lol your opinions werent even worth typing
>>1172248
in no real order
Titus O'Neil vs. Stardust - RAW - January 4, 2016
Finn Balor vs. Apollo Crews - NXT - February 3, 2016
Paige vs. Summer Rae - RAW - February 15, 2016
Dean Ambrose vs. Braun Strowman - RAW - March 21, 2016
The Rock vs. Erick Rowan - Wrestlemania - April 3 , 2016
What do you think Bray whispered to Rowan before his match with The Rock?
>>1172264
Do not stare at his egg head veins
>>1172220
>reddit memes
>shitposting
PLEASEEEEEEE have sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFlr2zNq0Yw
>>1172277
It isnt a shit post, he is correct
Shame about the image though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmEASOEBTEQ
>average wrestling reporter looks like this
>>1172264
"I wish you luck in your future endeavors"
>>1172248
In no order:
Aztec Warfare 2
Fenix vs. Mil Muertes
Sasuke Nakamura vs. Sami Zayn
Charlotte vs. Lynch vs. Banks
The Elite vs. ACH/Sydal/KUSHIDA
>>1172248
Sticking to the major feds for the sake of simplicity
1.Nakamura vs Zayn
2. AJ vs Nakamura
3. Shibata vs Ishii
4. IC Ladder Match
5. American Alpha vs Revival
>>1172337
>>1172330
>meltzermarks
Fucking braindead retards
baron saxton
>>1172352
Hello wew
>>1171828
How did JBL not get in shit for this?
>>1172366
You dont understand the memes you spout
>>1172384
He's new from /woo/ what do you expect?
butch of shitty outlaws invaded /wwe/
>>1172368
Vince enjoys new guys getting bullied
>>1172384
Good day, wew!
>>1172252
>sasha at bottom of list
>banksetty cuck gets triggered
Its interesting because guys you'd think are badasses are total bitches IRL.
for example:
>JBL getting knocked out cold by fucking Joey Styles kek
>Goldberg getting rekt by fucking manlet Chris Jericho
I've seen plenty of shoots in my time and I know for a fact these following guys are legit badasses and would rekt most guys in a fight
> Scott Steiner
> Brock Lesnar
> Haku
> RVD
> Undertaker
Tough Guys on screen who I suspect of being total bitches IRL are
> Triple H (Multiple people claim hes a pussy and always backs down from confrontations)
> John Cena
> Kevin Nash
> Roman Reigns
> Braun Strowman
>>1172402
>I've seen plenty of shoots in my time
What, the 12 years you've been alive?
>>1172402
>Triple H
Yeah, he's probably a cuck
>John Cena
But he isn't a tough guy though?
> Kevin Nash
Probably
> Roman Reigns
Maybe, but he did get arrested for trashing up a place or some shit
> Braun Strowman
same with cena, he doesn't act tough
>>1172420
OHHHHHHHH #REKT #369noScope ruined
#yagotme BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH FUUUUCK
>>1172430
heh, baited
>>1172438
>heh, baited
>>1172444
heh, baited
>>1172455
t. Bob "I can only beat up Rookies because they let me" Holly
>>1172455
bob holly is a bitch boy.
Nash said that if bob actually did that to his face, he would've gotten fired or get the worst ribbing ever
>>1172461
Say that to his face u faggot
>>1172402
Why post this in the general when there is a thread for this already up you fucking melt?
>>1172469
Kek Nash is such a fuccboi
"WAHHH SOMEONE HURT MUH FEELINGS SO NOW IM GUNNA GET MY LOVER VINCE TO FIRE THEM"
>>1172469
>Nash said
Nash's shoots are the most pathetic thing ever, you can always see he's trying super hard to justify his kliq faggotry by acting like a tough guy.
>>1172473
You think you can tell me what to do?
>>1172475
Not saying he isn't but bob holly saying he would say that to his face is a fucking lie.
>>1172484
Bob Holly said he confronted Nash when he was ALONE without his Kliq buddies. I could totally see that happening. Nash is bitch boi.
>>1172402
>> Braun Strowman
he actually see all of the wyatts like happy fun people but my only source is UUDD
>>1172481
Dont ever quote memeX lines to me again Peen Mark you chortling cunt, i will stab your brain with your nosebone in one movement
>>1172497
I'd say all of the Wyatts are pretty bro-tier fun people to be around backstage
I wonder if Ramen gets any hate from people who are lower than him really
>>1172484
Horseshit
Bob holly is a real nigger, nash is nothing
Will he be treated like The Great Khali on his inevitable singles run?
/asp/ is feeling way too /wew/ today
>>1172498
You think that your better?
>>1172491
So, was this before the kliq wasn't a thing. Like i said i have no doubt in my mind they would fuck the shit out of holly, or get him fired
>>1172501
>implying the kliq didn't have booking power
>>1172512
Maybe Bob raped Nash and said if he ever did anything he would tell everyone
>>1172518
>giving retarded shit answers
t. Bob holly
>>1172471
Nah, he'd sandbag me because he could never get over
>>1172505
apparently Vince has lost interest in him
hence why he's gone from being unstoppable to being suplexed like jobber from Brock and being destroyed by Rock and Cena
>>1172528
Shawn was vince's fuck boy, if they wanted him gone he would be
>>1172528
>>1172501
>>1172491
>>1172475
t. Bob "never been over in his life" Holly
Big Sexy should have just got him buried for even talking to him
Bob Holly was a shit cunt but his feud with Brock Lesnar leading up to Royal Rumble 2004 was fucking good
>>1172521
What ur ass still hurt Nash?
>Enzo and big Cass on the Steve Austin podcast
oh shit this will be so fucking based
>>1172563
BADA BOOM
BEAT DEBRA IN HER ROOM
Whats with these beer tasters, i swear all bear taste the same its not like its wine
>pic related what im drinking right now
>>1172561
I don't even like Nash, but you being literally butt hurt that your hero bob holly was a fraud is hilarious
>>1172564
HOW YOU SUEIN?
Who ya got to win it this year /wwe/?
>>1172422
Cena's the king of potato. Prolly Nakamura gonna love him.
>>1172573
I hope it will be AJ or Brayylmao (probably the last chance to get him any cerdibility)
I have a feeling it will be someone no one wants just like last year though.
>>1172573
Cesaro
>>1172566
at least you cleaned your nails
>>1172573
YEP YEP YEP
>>1172567
> projecting
> misusing buzzwords
> pretending the other guy is angry meme
> not even replying to the right guy
Cringing hard. Dont bother replying again kiddo
>>1172573
Bray or Kevin Owens
So real talk, I'm genuinely considering taking a break from watching wwe because mania and the after-raw is leaving me burnt.
Realistically, how long would you guys say a decent amount of time to take off would be?
>>1172578
>probably the last chance to get him any credibility
b-but anon did you watch raw the wyatts looked totally strong against the league of nations! bray can bounce back you'll see...
>>1172573
assuming he's on the roster, I would love to see Samoa Joe get it.
>>1172593
>against the league of booty
It's a jobber squad anyway.
Shame Barrett is now basically officially leaving after being bro kicked by Sheamus and kicked out of LoN
Who will win the titles from them?
>>1172602
#SOCIAL OUTCASTS
>>1172602
Enzo and Cass
>>1172602
Cenzo and Ass
>>1172588
>Cringing hard. Dont bother replying again kiddo
says the nigger who is defending his hero holly.
sorry bobby
IS IT?!??!!?!
IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>1172590
>Bray
Kek no, Owens would work well with his prize fighter gimmick though.
I'd be surprised if they actually had him cash in successfully though.
>>1172620
Winning MITB and not cashing in successfully means you're gonna get buried as fuck though
>>1172602
They'll probably keep them until Summerslam or if WWE goes all in with Bullet Club they'll drop it to them a month or two after they debut
>>1171884
one of the few you can call a legitimate journalist. He covers pro wrestling far better than most journalists cover their political beats.
>>1172614
CAN IT BE?!
IT IS?!?
THE PHENOMENAL ONE
>>1172620
>I'd be surprised if they actually had him cash in successfully though.
despite being pushed constantly since he debuted?
>>1172629
Imagine JR calling shit like that instead
Just one line from JR would make it better and it would involve two words everyone knows
>>1171884
Dave Meltzer is more over in the wrestling community than Roman Reigns
>>1172614
Literally ruins shit if you're not marking before he says that. "It can't be!" isn't as bad though
>>1172622
you know there have only been two unsuccessful cash-ins in history right
>>1172402
Braun Strowman actually got punched by a fan or something and he just told security about it, maybe he didn't wanna hurt him
>>1172620
>owens on the same level as sandow
Nah senpai
>>1172639
>maybe he didnt want to hurt him
lmao are you dense? he didn't want to get sued and fired
>owens wins money in the bank
>zayn keeps stopping him from cashing in
would be based desu
>>1172647
Seth vs Dean all over again?
When will Brrrrrrr appledough return to raw?
>>1172649
oh yeah, I forgot about that
didn't Dean only actually stop him once though?
>>1172647
the 2014 seth and dean feud basically?
>>1172638
considering one of those was Cena, then the second one was Sandow (r.i.p) then there is a pretty high precedent to the claim that an unsuccessful cash in means you're gonna get fucked.
would you count or not count Mr. Kennedy as one of the few unsuccessful money in the bank winners?
>>1172651
July apparently.
>>1172602
Based gabbagoo and mozzarella
>>1172634
no one even knows who le meltz is except the IWC
>>1172651
>tfw his theme went from a 7/10 to a 10/10 because of the john cena sucks chant
>>1172631
It could just lead into another feud, like someone stopped him from cashing in, like what happened with cena and show.
Fuck Zayn though, it should be a top guy.
I just don't see them giving him the strap anytime soon but i can see him getting the briefcase.
>>1172664
I wouldn't be surprised if he got the belt by Summerslam, he's the only full time heel they've got who's any good.
>>1172663
kind of reminds me of Kurt Angles theme.
>>1172663
>these chants existed since 2006 but didn't get popular until 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6ZqMPz6sMU
Dean wins MitB, Seth returns to challenge Roman at Summerslam, Dean announces he's cashing it in then. FCW rematch commences.
The only other scenario I can see for the SS main event would be Cena vs Roman. I imagine Brock would be tied up with Bray.
>>1172602
ANDERSON AND GALLOWS
>>1172680
Based
http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/terminally-ill-teen-surprise-visit-wrestlemania-star-erick/story?id=38163692
how cool this kid got a visit from big red
>you will never get a visit by a wyatt
What was Shane thinking at this moment?
>>1172687
big red general when?
>>1172696
"I'm never walking again"
"I'm going to die"
"Ohhhhhhh what a rush!"
Take your pick
>>1172687
Based WWE helping them kids again
>>1172532
That's the danger when Vince 'takes an interest' in you. Once he moves on to the next thing the fall is hard.
>>1172696
"welp"
>>1172593
they don't know what to do with the Wyatts is all... , Throwing them at the League is amusing because the League of Nations are (kayfabe) a bunch of assholes and DESERVE to get mauled.
Same thing happened when they teased Wyatts / SHIELD for several weeks.,,,
>>1172607
... can I just say that Bo Dallas has finally found his niche as the Least Annoying Annoying Person in an Annoying Group?
Clueless Bo > Disingenuous Bo
>>1172687
>>1172696
>i'm killing myself to save this injurymania
why can't we have women vs men in the wwe?
>>1172696
>I'm killing myself in the shittiest Mania of all time
>>1172716
How is the one man band annoying
he's trending worldwide
>>1172728
Because women are inferior physically and mentally.
>>1172696
>fucking bullshit Havel flipper
>>1172729
nice copying me, cuck boy
>>1172728
if the woman goes over WWE would be shit on for being too SJW
if the man goes over WWE would be shit on for being sexist
>>1172729
that's still 27 brah
>>1172736
>look at me! someone copied me!
kill yourself my man
>>1172742
>>1172734
>>1172750
Triggered?
>>1172749
>admitting of being a cuckk
hows tyrone boy
>>1172750
but i said the truth
Post wrestling opinions that DON'T match this image
>>1172402
Maybe 20 years ago Steiner could fight. He WAS an All American wrestling at a highly educated university.
But now, after ALL THE ROIDS, he'd probably completely tear several muscles in the attempt.
>>1172753
says the guy who had a mental break down because he never got laid
>>1172759
Wrestling sucks
>>1172759
>women wrestling is great
>>1172735
Kek
>>1172759
I hate roman reigns
>>1172248
Shinsuke Nakamura vs Sami Zayn
Dean Ambrose vs Triple H
Shibata vs Ishii
IC Title Ladder Match
Y2AJ vs The New Day
>>1172762
Enough
>>1172759
>cm punk!, cm punk!
>lol this crowd is great
They need to Nerf Roman
Kicking out of non ppv matches is OP as fuck
And it's disgusting how he can soak multiple fimishers and chairshots in PPV matches and be fine
>>1172330
Kushida is fucking GOAT
who /ELITE/ here?
>>1172759
Nakamura's theme is awesome!
>Nakamura's theme is the number 1 song on the iTunes soundtrack charts
>>1172824
>have enough internet savvy to buy the network and watch takeover
>not enough internet savvy to download a song
what demographic is this
Putting the world title on Sheamus for those three weeks was honestly so bad for the title's prestige. He was a scrub midcarder immediately prior and went back to being a scrub midcarder immediately after and those late November/early December ratings were historically bad.
>>1172837
people who don't want to be dirty rotten pirates
>>1172840
but he had sorta new hair
>>1172783
"no"
>>1172050
When will Vince die?
>>1172840
>Sheamus defeated Dolph Ziggler, Neville, Kofi Kingston, Kane, Roman Reigns and Randy Orton
>>1172137
written by a 15 year old who earlier asked his mother to buy him the RR replica vest.
>>1172050
ABSOLUTELY BASED ROMAN
>>1172866
sufferin succotash son
>>1172402
To be fair, Cena is a pretty chill guy that probably wouldn't react until you actually hit him and then he'd just take you to the ground.
>>1172866
fucking reddit reigns
I want based Jack and the beanstalk reigns back
>>1172759
Botchamania is good for a laugh.
Steinermania is the best episode.
>>1172873
who would hit bmj
why would anybody do that
>>1172886
Full blown smarks with an adrenaline rush that need a snickers because they haven't eaten in 5 minutes and Cena just went over Daniel Bryan after coming out of retirement
I saw a guy in a KO shirt kiss a girl yesterday, she was gross and he was gross but it happened.
>>1172804
Judging from that picture, is Kenny Omega trying to make a NJPW New Day? Is he ruining himself?
I only watch Wrestle Kingdom and he was one of the few guys I liked, why is he doing this with those faggots?
EVEN YOUR HERO WHATCULTURE THINKS
NJPW IS INDY
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAAJAJ
>>1172898
Good for them, you judgemental prick.
>>1172905
I get you're mad you didn't win on Monday but no need to snap at people Kevin
>>1172905
>how to spot a neckbeard
>>1172907
kek
>clueless as fuck about japan aside from when they come over
>look up some Nakamura stuff
What the fuck, no what the fuck. This crazy fucker does some goddamn Yakuza video game shit. Also all those delicious bridges.
>>1172901
yes, have you seen their youtube channel?
im sure big match hiroshi wants to slap the taste out of omega's mouth
why are people so retarded?
Everyone wants the AE back, but they can't even handle the bantz when randy orton made fun of based fat ass
>>1172903
who the fuck watches that cringeworthy whatculture shit here
TELL ME
WE WILL BAN THEM
>>1172914
Kek I forgot about that. Orton is funny as fuck.
Also remember when Owens fat ass got stuck in that chair during the Miz segment
