>Wrestlemania 32
US Title : *1/2
10 Woman Tag: **1/4
Usos-Dudleys: *1/2
IC Title: ****1/4
Jericho-AJ: ***3/4
LoN-New Day: **1/2
Lesnar-Ambrose: ***1/4
Charlotte-Sasha-Becky: ****
Taker-Shane: **1/2
ARMBAR: *1/2
Reigns-HHH: ***1/4
>NXT Takeover: Dallas
Tag Titles: ****
Aires-Corbin: **1/4
Nakamura-Zayn: ****1/2
Asuka-Bayley: ***3/4
Balor-Joe: ***1/2
>>1171546
>charlottesashabecky: ****
>asukabayley: ***3/4
>taking some smark's rating system seriously
>>1171546
Seems pretty right
Lesnar ambrose should be lower though.
>Zack Ryder wins the best rated WM match
WOO WOO WOO
The ambrose match was trash and misleading.
Reigns/HHH match was fucking boring.
Joe/Balor match was shit for the obvious reasons.
Zayn/Nakamura was incredible
Dave "CM Punk is coming back" Meltzer usually rates like shit but this time I really can't disagree much with anything, but Deano vs Bork should be way lower.
He also overrated womens wrestling to fuck
Wrestlemania woman title was alright, but definitively nothing special and shouldn't be match of the night at all, Y2AJ was much better.
Bailey (this woman is so fucking ugly) with Assuka wa a MUCH better match.
>>1171587
>not wanting to literally marry Bayley
GTFO cuck
>>1171592
I'd kill myself if I had to wake up next to that misshapen ass everyday
>>1171587
>shouldn't be match of the night at all
he rated the IC ladder match highest
Based Zayn collecting 8.5 stars on the weekend.
>>1171587
>Y2AJ was much better.
>>1171546
>the divas triple threat was better than asuka vs bayley
This Flair loving faggot gives any match Ric is involved in at least a half star more than it deserves.
>>1171546
Nigga forgot to rate Rock vs Rowan
>>1171703
Why even bother when we all already know it's 5*
Another four star match for WWE's answer to Manami Toyota
>>1171546
>friendly reminder that Meltzer didn't give Taker vs HBK 5 stars
>>1171766
Because it wasnt 5 stars you mark
>>1171766
That's only because it wasn't in the Tokyo Dome
>>1171772
>career ending
>most believed the streak would end
>several good spots
>great in-ring psychology
>literally bigger hype than Punk vs BMJ
>WM main event
>promoted weeks before
>wild tornado of emotions
>>>>>>>>>>> this way to squaredcircle
>>1171787
>spotfests
I bet you think end of an era was a good match
>>1171787
stay salty you HBK cock sucker, that match was not a 5 start match
>>1171797
>several good spots = spotfest
>will still suck Ambrose's cock, despite being guilty of creating spotfests
Wew lad, squaredcircle sure likes to visit /asp/.
>>1171817
I hate HBK with a burning passion, but the match was pure 5 stars.
Meltzer was trying to find anything to pin on that match to call it less than a perfect score.
>>1171829
no it really wasn't, cm punk vs undertaker was better in every way possible anyway. dave was generuos with his rating, he always is with undertaker
>>1171546
He was far too generous with Haitch/Roman imo. The triple threat as well. No way was that four stars. More like 3.25.
>>1171546
Why is he so generous to women's matches? I can understand Asuka's match because he's a huge wrestling weeb, but the triple threat? Four stars? He clearly isn't a neckbearded young virgin either.
>>1171866
Charlotte is in it and he overrates every single thing she does, seriously if she weren't Flair's daughter I'd think he has a crush on her
>>1171733
>Sasha has 6 four star or above matches
>Charlotte has four
Dave really needs to have sex
>>1171546
RYDERMANIA CONFIRMED BEST MATCH
>>1171820
Ambrose is fucking trash and his fans are worse than hbkfags
>Lesnar-Ambrose: ***1/4
That's about 2 1/4 stars too many
>>1171546
reigns HHH was a 1 star match if I've ever seen one desu
>>1171846
No shit that he's generous when he just gave 4 stars to a botched women's match.
And Punk's match was also great, the build up was perfect and the chemistry as well.
>>1171877
I love you.
Now stop being a faggot and accept that Meltzer's rating for HBK vs Taker wad dogshit, just like his ratings this year.
>quarter fraction ratings
Kill yourself Meltz
>>1171787
>big move
>lying around for five minutes
>rinse and repeat
Sure worthy of five stars
>>1171546
Reigns-HHH is a **1/2 at best
>>1171904
Nah, it wasnt five stars
>>1171904
>HBK vs Taker wad dogshit
what, 4.75 instead of 5 star?
>>1171574
How was the joe/Balor match shit?
>>1171546
So the difference between Nakamura-Zayn and Charlotte-Sasha-Becky is only half a star? Bullshit! Not even going into other more egregious ratings.
>>1171941
PG era gets the blame I think
>>1171957
Because of the medical crew? That put the match over than it would have been normally. It hyped the crowd for when Joe would shove the medics out of the way and go after balor. Plus Joe looked like a monster with blood running down his face. I thought the match was great
>rating the women's matches that highly
fuck off meltzer they were average
>>1171546
>IC Title: ****1/4
based Miz
>>1172006
sure brah
The true ratings:
>Wrestlemania 32
US Title : I haven't seen it
10 Woman Tag:
Usos-Dudleys:
IC Title: *1/2
Jericho-AJ: **1/2
LoN-New Day: *, ****1/2 segment
Lesnar-Ambrose: ***1/2 (there's no such thing as a quarter star score)
Charlotte-Sasha-Becky: *1/2
Taker-Shane: ****
ARMBAR (I guess it's the battle royal): **1/2
Reigns-HHH: ***
>>1172081
>Taker-Shane: ****
somebody upload the won
>>1171917
>oy guys, let's make a marathon out of this
>oy guys, why are they calling us spot monkeys
literally every indy wrestler ever
>>1172097
why does his opinion piss you off so much?
>>1172097
he gives an extra few quarters if the person in the match is a source of his
>>1172081
The TRUE ratings:
US: **
10 Woman Tag: *1/2
Uso/Dudleys: *
IC: **1/2
Styles/Jericho: ***
LoN/New Day: **1/2
Lesnar/Ambrose: **1/2
Diva Triple Threat: **
Taker/Shane: ***
Battle Royal: **
Reigns/Haitch: **
The whole thing was literally below average.
>>1172099
Why do Roman's heel gestures make everyone on SquaredCircle ejaculate?
um uh well you know
yeah this seems about right
>>1171916
What else would you expect from an autist
Who is this guy and why should I care what he thinks?
WWE should host all their shows in the Tokyo Dome, then Dave-sama will give all their matches at least 4 stars.
WM 32 ratings:
Ryback vs Kalisto: *
Team Divas vs Team BAD and Blonde: *1/2
Usos vs Dudleys: *1/2
Ladder IC: ***
Jericho vs AJ: ***
Jobbers vs Niggers: **
Lesnar vs Ambrose: -*
Wymyn Threesome: ***
Undertaker vs Shane: DUD (only thing saving this from negative stars was Shane's bump)
Battle Royal: **
Reigns vs Le Burial Man: **
Can't believe the Meltz forgot to rate the Rock's shocking surprise match.
htf do you rate matches in quarter star increments
the sooner you guys stop giving this autist attention the sooner he'll fade into obscurity.
>>1172221
>Meltzer ever going into obscurity
>>1171546
Seems fair, if not a little generous in some places, honestly.
I'd honestly give Nakamura/Zayn a wholehearted five stars. If nothing else to separate it from the IC Title Match, which I'd probably bump down to 4.
Also, the Divas triple threat was, in no way, four stars. That's fucking laughable.
>>1172221
holy fuck, are you from redit?
>>1172111
Trips of truth
>>1171556
Bayley vs. Asuka really wasn't anything special.
Normally I would agree with most fans in saying the finish doesn't matter, but in this case, it completely ruined how someone views the quality of the match.
Melty is right: you guys care more about his ratings (which are personal opinions) than he does.
>>1171556
Bayley Asuka sucked, complete shitshow
It completely dispelled the myth that either of them are any good, bayley couldnt keep up and asuka isnt good enough to accomodate a lesser worker like a truly 'good wrestler' should be able to do
>>1172133
Reporter & historian for pro wrestling & MMA, going back over 30 years. He was among the first to rate matches utilizing stars, similar to films. People tend to scrutinize his ratings for some reason, they're just his opinions and however anyone enjoys a match is subjective.
>>1171546
>Nakamura-Zayn: ****1/2, Not in the Tokyo Dome
FTFY.
>gives out five stars like they're fucking candy the moment someone, somewhere in Japan steps into a wrestling ring
>gave neither HBK/Taker match five stars
>didn't give BMJ/Seth/Brock five stars
>didn't give Punk/Taker five stars
>didn't give Benoit/HHH/HBK five stars
>gave none of the many Angle/Benoit matches five stars
>Kurt Angle has never had a five star match
>Chris Benoit never had a five star match
>Daniel Bryan never had a five star match
>Eddie Guerrero never had a five star match
>Edge never had a five star match
>HBK and Bret Hart had a combined four five star matches in their combined careers, while some Japs have had that many by themselves in the last five years
I cannot wait till this fucking hack retires so we never have to hear about him or his shit ratings ever again
>>1171546
Reverse the ratings of Taker/Shane and HHH/Reigns and I'll agree.
>>1174406
Taker/Shane was one fucking spot in the middle of absolutely nothing that dragged on and on and on.
The main event wasn't a terrible match, it's just no-one cared about it due to the booking, and it didn't deserve to go on as long as it did. Definitely not over *** though.
>>1174434
>Acting like the baited DDT onto the steps wasn't based
>Charlotte-Sasha-Becky: ****
>Lesnar-Ambrose: ***1/4
>IC Title: ****1/4
>Taker-Shane: **1/2
>LoN-New Day: **1/2
LITERALLY 2 stars too much
>>1174461
I mean it was okay, but you act like it was worth a whole extra star. The cage spot obviously was, but other than that nothing to write home about and so much boring shit.
How old is this fucking autistic retard
>>1171875
kek
>>1171546
>Reigns-HHH: ***1/4
Is he serious with this? How does his shit rating work? Also why Shane vs Taker so low? Why is this guy so full of himself?
>>1171546
>IC Title: ****1/4
>>1171546
>Charlotte-Sasha-Becky: ****
Just how long until this "women wrestling is good" meme dies?
the match was trash but this fucking fedora wearing faggots keep deluding themselves
>>1174393
>>didn't give BMJ/Seth/Brock five stars
Stopped reading here.
People were complaining as that match was happening about it devolving into finisher spam. It wasn't THAT good. It was fun and told a good story, but at absolute most it was 3.5.
>>1171966
people only like blood when its scripted blood
i.e. Nakamura v Zayn
>The Hiac rated worse than the absolutly atrocious and retarded street fight
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ambrose, Lesnar and the guy who booked how that match looke should be fired for that abomination
>>1171546
Roman and Brock were both 2* at best. AJ Y2J 2.5-3*.
Otherwise, nothing to argue about. Except Zayn/Nakamura was 5*
>>1178012
I don't think that was scripted. Nakamura is a stiff worker and zayn has some experience with that in Japan so he was pretty stiff in that match as well. It might have been expected, but not scripted
>>1178334
Zayn's stiff forearm strikes are based. He and Nakamura are some real motherfuckers if they're not eating an exclusive diet of mashed potatoes after that shit.
>>1178307
yeah I don't get this at all. Sure the wrestling in the HIAC match was pretty terrible but at least it was entertaining and delivered more than what we expected (I was maybe expecting Shane to fall through the top of the cell but not through a fucking table)
both Lesnar/Ambrose and the main event fell terribly short of what they advertised, I felt almost conned into watching them
>>1172221
>melter
>not already in obscurity
>>1176530
He genuinely enjoyed it. Why the fuck is everything a meme to you people? Your neckbeard virgin excuses don't hold much water against a married man who has been watching longer than you've been alive either.
>>1171546
This guy is a fucking idiot
No way the women were 4 stars
Lesnar/Ambrose 2 and a half at best
Taker/Shane deserves a 3 at least
Reigns/Haitch no more than 3- it was a typical awful Haitch mania main event
No way Asuka/Bayley was better than Joe/Finn
Only thing he got right was Zayn/Nakamura which was easily match of the weekend
I know more about wrestling than this clown
>>1178409
Oh and AJ/Jericho was underwhelming with a botched finish- 3 stars at best.. The only good match at mania was the IC match.
>>1178409
>I know more about wrestling than this clown
underage /wwe/ marks: the post
>>1178411
IC match sucked. Just the usual spots and ridiculously slow ladder climbing, with only two guys in the ring at a time. People are vastly overrating it just because the underdog won, and even that was fucking pointless because he dropped it a day later.
>>1178417
Metzer is a biased fraggle
He wanted to give wrestlewar 92 6 stars and he gives anything that involved flair or gooks highly inflated scores
>>1178423
> Meltzer is biased 'cause he likes what I don't
>>1178425
Your comment isnt disproving what i said m8
>>1178436
Your posts aren't getting any less idiotic bud
