jobber we love you!
jobber look over here!
looking good jobber!
LOOK EVERYONE ITS JOBBER!
>Be Tyler
>Dream about being a champion
>get sent to NXT developmental for 5 years
>finally get pumped to hear I'm moving to the main roster
>end up being a jobber
>>1168948
Fun fact: The last time Tyler Breeze won a match was in early January, against Zack Ryder on Superstars.
Ever since then, he was involved in 52 matches, between TV shows, house shows and PPV Rumbles and lost every single one of them.
It's ok, Tyler Breeze fucking sucks anyways... He's so fucking boring, for fuck's sake
>>1168973
Wow. He must have REALLY disappointed Vince to deserve such treatment so quickly in his ascend to the main roster.
>>1169043
Vince had 0 expectations for him anyways. That's why he was stuck in NXT for a long ass time
>>1168973
Damn son.
>>1169055
I would be too, with such stupid pointless gimmick, m9
>>1168948
Kys
He should return to NXT permanently.
>>1169055
Hopefully the guy will be smart enough to not renew his contract once it expires or the WWE has pity for him and future endeavors him soon. For his well being.
>>1168973
Maybe he gave up and is putting young talent over
>>1169070
I bet he'll go to TNA or ROH, make a name for himself, then come back to WWE 15 years from now, and WWE will act like he's never been in WWE before.
Does that sound familiar?
>>1169070
That reddit guy said that he's pretty much close to being on the chopping block so it's probable, maybe not soon but eventually
>Ugly blonde
>give him a pretty boy selfie gimmick
Only fail sail smarks will defend this
>>1169139
But he is one of HHH guys, I remember reading that Haitch had a lot of faith in him but vince gave up on him quickly,so he should go back to NXT.
>>1169083
Too be fair, Styles only had two matches on the WWF, one dark and another on Metal.
>>1168973
Getting paid to job isn't bad DESU lads
Don't be mean. Tyler seems like a geniue awesome bro stuck in the middle of bullshit. I could relate so much.
They just continue to give the spotlight to botchfuckups like corbin or charlie flair
WHAT'S TY ZEPHYR DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
>>1169143
UGLY?
Tyler breeze is awesome.
He should tag with miz, they're perfect for each other.
>>1169273
Or with Ziggler, they're basically the same
>tfw actually liked breeze even if his gimmick is lame
>>1168973
Damn maybe Zack isn't in such a bad spot after all
>>1169302
Yeah, even at his worst Zack manages to sneak some wins here and there, and he actually was semi-successful with Mojo as far as picking up wins goes.
>>1169070
Why the fuck would he leave? You guys do realise that being a jobber isn't even nearly as bad as being in NXT, they are paid way more, and probably more than they would in any other company.
>>1169152
They could say that instead of acting like he's never been in a WWE ring
>>1169174
Getting paid more than 250,000 a year to lose a fake fight isn't bad at all, that's what I say
why does he have a feather duster?
>>1169143
Tyler is handsome as fuck bro.
>>1169300
Same. Him yelling at refs not to touch him was pretty funny and he's actually a solid worker
>>1169389
Isn't it a pansy selfie stick?
>>1168948
he has a very stylish finisher... i mean if they delevop him well he could be a big name, i like watching his matches
>>1169391
Congratulations! You won!
>>1168973
Bullshit. That can't be true
>>1169406
Yeah, it's just a selfie stick with a feather boa or something wrapped around it.
>>1168948
IS IT MY JOBBING WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME?
>>1169638
I AM SO UNDER
I'LL GIVE YOU A WIN
>implying it's a bad thing to be a jobber 4 life in the biggest company in the world
Get paid to do nothing but have 3 minute squash matches, I'd fucking do that.
OMG WHATS TYRONE WINDS DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
>>1168948
Well, he was trained by Lance Storm, what the fuck did anyone expect? I'm surprised his gimmick is as flashy as it is.
Yeah giving him a literal fag gimmick didn't help lol
>>1169743
It means you're first on the chopping block breh, it also means that you're the equivalent of a tomato can in a fake sport where people have to agree to lose, which is just pathetic
Man fuck Tyler Breeze! I hope he's the Zack or the Heath of the future
it's weird ziggler put him over in a ppv feud, and then he's been squandered like this, and it all started from his supposedly wanting to leave early and "people" gave him shit for it.
I am fine him being midcard or something but he has a personality that can be fun to watch between matches. they just never do anything with him and nobody else, it's just always "as raw rolls on" and never any fun.
>>1169566
Source: http://www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=9500&page=4
>>1169869
Oh no. How am I going to live after earning at least 250K a year!
>>1169201
I like this meme.
Super good looking
They should team him with Ziggler to make a goodcop/badcop Tag Team.
He's really good on UpUpDwnDwn. He seems like a genuinely nice guy
>>1170327
> Poochador thinks iMPACT Zone is a new meme
18+
>>1168948
IS IT MY EYES, WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME?
JUST PIN MY SHOULDERS AND COUNT TO THREE
COULD IT BE MY GIMMICK, OR MY GAY HAIR
THAT MAKES ME LOSE, WHEN I APPEAR
PART MAN, AND ALL JOBBER
CAN I TAKE YOUR PIN, ARE YOU WHO I TAP TO?
I WON'T TRY TO FIGHT YOU, WISH I'D JUST DIE
ENHANCEMENT TALENT, PERSONIFIED
>>1171790
SUPER GOOD BOOKING
>>1171790
RATED FIVE STARS!
>>1171802
SUPER GOOD BOOKING, PRE-SHOWS ARE ACE
EVERYONE LOVES TO HIT MY FACE
YOU CAN'T DENY I LOSE A LOT
I'M EVERYTHING THAT ROMAN'S NOT
>>1171831
>I'M EVERYTHING THAT ROMAN'S NOT
Talented?
>>1171839
Manlet
White
Blonde Haired
Has some actual charisma
>>1169415
Calling another man handsome is gay? How?
>>1171845
Don't forget the Mic Skills+ Character
>>1169222
>tag with the Miz
>bring back the Dirt Sheets
>>1171885
Calling an ugly man "handsome" is pretty gay desu
>>1171515
I'm surprised he hasn't done anything with New Day. They seem like bros.
>>1169381
Pretty sure he doesn't get paid that much.
>>1169069
Can you be a career NXT guy?
>>1168948
He gets paid the same whether he wins or loses. Top guys in the indies would kill to have his spot.
>>1172094
Who couldn't?
>Tyler Breeze
>Talented
>Underrated
