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What's this move called?
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Based Becky saving that sequence
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Something your fat ass couldn't nail in a million years.
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>>1168400
>seething
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>>1168400
She couldn't nail it either.
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>>1168400
Did he insult your waifu?
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I generally think Sasha's good but she has the most obnoxious fanbase in wrestling right now.
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>>1168410
>unique appeal
She is a charisma vacuum who comes off as a mom. Great wrestler but that's not enough.
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>>1168420

To be fair I think he's only talking about wrestling ability there.
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>>1168396

So it's a botched sunset flip. They managed to save it anyway.

Overall it still delivered as one of the best matches of the night from a purely wrestling perspective. All three of them did a great job in there.
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>>1168396

It was an attempt at a Sunset Flip Bomb off the 2nd turnbuckle.

And yeah, Becky gets kudos for fixing that after Banks overshot.
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>>1168396
womens """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""wrestling"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>1168435
The battle royale was more exciting then that piss break botch fest.
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>>1168399
Becky fucked up too
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>>1168450
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>>1168442
Becky and Sasha should have just said "fuck the spot" instead of still going ahead with it.
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>>1168396
The "Thank god for Becky" Banksetty special
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>>1168450

>being this fucking wrong.

After years of absolutely shocking diva "matches" devoid of pace, psychology and talent in ring we finally have a solid division that's putting on consistently good matches and morons still calling it a "piss break"
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>>1168468
Usually fatties who have an irrational fear/hatred of women, usually due to bad experiences in high school.
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>>1168468
They're still just dumb women. Match was one star at best
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>>1168468

I'm with you but I also think women get away with worse execution and timing because they're women, which is sexist in itself. Bayley vs Sasha in Brooklyn was an awesome match but it shouldn't have been called MOTY by so many people.
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>>1168476
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>>1168488
>what is build up and storytelling
The actual wrestling isn't everything. I can't think of many WWE matches considered GOAT that were just pure wrestling with no story.
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>>1168468
Please have sex
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>>1168396
It is called the deaf potato moving too far forward
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>>1168474
>>/r/SquaredCircle/
Jesus christ you sound like those gay faggots that say "Hurr durrr guys who don't like gay people are just gay themselves"
Please stop projecting, hit the weights, take a shower, get a clue.

>>1168476
This. Fucking overrated botch fest.

>>1168488
This

>>1168457
They're shit """"wrestlers""""" what do u expect?

>>1168450
This.

>>1168468
>good matches
Kek please seek better taste

>>1168501
Top fucking kek
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>>1168501
>blaming becky for botchetty botching
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>>1168498

Yeah but GOAT matches generally need both. Like I said, I loved the match but it wasn't as good as the Rumble triple threat, for example. I get the historical significance though because it was a really good women's match in an arena getting an amazing crowd reaction.
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>>1168468
You know 90% of the time people just say this here because it's cheap b8 right?

These people all browse reddit daily, they want to vent over how few upvotes they get there, so come here and try and say the opposite of what people like over in that site. They are the same ones who furiously hatpost whenever they see someone post something they disagree with
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>>1168468
I agree for me it's a wank break
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>>1168410
> le asgooka is good meme
How comes bayboon ended up looking like a sack of shit next to her then?Great wrestlers make their opponent look good too, nattie is far better than that fat little nip dwarf
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>>1168519
>asgooka
>"haha look I posted it again xDD"
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>>1168509
>projecting this hard
I was the one who said that and I do not browse that hugbox of a site.
The match was a shitty botchfest that went on way too long.
Only reason people are overhyping it is because of
>MUH DIVUS REVULATION!
>MUH WOMENS WRESTLING
>MUH NXT DARLINGS
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>>1168523
> triggered weeb
Seek sunlight you fat fuck
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>>1168523
Fuck off weeaboo cuck.
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>>1168533
>>1168538
Ebin :^)
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>>1168488
But it was the match of the year
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>>1168410
Sasha is overrated.

Becky and charlotte is way better than her
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>>1168538
>one F5
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>>1168410
Its internet hivemind think. Once a group decides something is something. They stick to it. I had the unfortunate pleasure to watch wrestlemania with a bunch of internet parroting smarks talking about how bad everything was the whole time. Just fucking shut up and enjoy the fake fighting goddamn.

Some highlights of the group think included
>Becky is the weak link in this match, Despite Sasha botching twice before they had said that
>Some dumb nickname they gave Shane Mcmahons punches
>referring to the Andre the Giant match as the Armbar, then when I asked what the "Armbar" was they looked at me like I was stupid.
>literally booing at the tv when Reigns entered.
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AJ vs Naomi on NXT is still the best women's wrestling match of the PG era

This was when Naomi was a believable athletic femhoss and AJ was "technical"
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>>1168726
Jesus christ. I didn't really care for wm 32, but I still got drunk and had fun. People take this shit way too seriously
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>>1168396
MATCH OF THE NIGHT LE LADIES STOLE LE SHOW THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN LE MAIN EVENT!
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>>1168468
There was no psychology. They had good scripting leading up to the event but there was no in-match storytelling at all. Grow up and stop trying to defend matches with concepts you know nothing of bro.
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>>1168793
It was the second best match desu senpai
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>>1168817
Shane/Takes > IC Ladder match > AJ/Jericho > HHH/Ramen > Lesnar/Ambrose > Le Womyn

The only time women have gone out and done anything other than totally embarrass themselves was Trish/Mickey at Mania 22
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>>1168823
>HHH/Ramen
This match was fucking atrocious
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>>1168519
benoit yourself already bretcuck.
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>>1168823
I'd put Lesnar and Ambrose at the bottom, but other than that, I agree.
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>>1168823
ok i know its fun here to shit on the divas but god damn. The divas match and the ramen match should be switched

That fucking main event was raw tier shit and uneventful. There should of atleast been interferences or some sort of fuckery. That match was grade A dogshit. Instead they wasted all the legends on that league of nations segment
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>>1168538
Press F5 once to pay respect
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>>1168836
Other than Ramen being in it, what specifically did you not like about the Main Event?
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Is Becky's gimmick literally 'irish steampunk'

how can anyone like her?
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>>1168498
Look up pretty much any wrestling match for the last 5+ years.
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>>1168843
at least she has a gimmick

le boss's gimmick is saying "i'm le boss boo boo"
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>>1168832
>>1168836
Lesnar/Ambrose wasn't even bad. It just didn't live up to the colossal hype.
The 13 minutes it did get was really solid and Dean took those F5's on his head like a motherfucker. His excellent bumping and Brock's Brock-tier offense were better than some sloppy divashit, even if there wasn't nearly enough of it.
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>>1168839
I explained. It didnt feel like a mania main event and what the hype lived up to.

>Triple H has sledgehammer
>ref does nothing

It felt like a vanilla as fuck basic PPV or RAW match. When haitch grabbed the sledgehammer they should of had rocky or austin come out or something. This isnt Roman hatred. It was subpar and boring as fuck. This is just an opinion of a person who thought this match was underwhelming as fuck and thought they could of done better. Like.. Ramen spearing steph was the big OMG! part of the match? really? give me a break. I really wish they would of saved something or someone like austin to run out during that match while a ref was knocked out or something.

Atleast the divas match had some ok spots like charlottes moonsault. That shit was underwhelming too. But not as badly as the main event cuz that didnt live up to its expectations

mania sucked as a whole desu.
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Did anyone else notice Charlotte was having some kind of wardrobe malfunction. She kept pulling her top up and I think it got into her head. I know the three of them were supposed to have a chopfest but Charlotte put an end to that pretty quick by tackling both opponents when they were all on their knees together. There was more evidence throghout the match. Charlotte forgot to execute and sell moves because her tits were going to fall out. I think she also rolled out of the ring at the end of the match to get her top by up.
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>>1168410
There's just something off about Sasha's wrestling.

None of the moves she does comes off smoothly.
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>>1168857
The annoying thing is that that Mania wouldn't even be that hard to fix.
Like, just a few changes and you have something much better.
>have some actual developments in the Shane/Taker story instead of just "Shane loses and the entire storyline was pointless"
>give Dean/Lesnar more time
>have something happen in the ME other than Roman just flat-out winning, not necessarily a Haitch win, but even with Roman taking the belt you had some room to play around that WWE didn't take
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>>1168823
It was more like
Ladder>diva=shane/taker>aj/jericho>the rest.
The only redeeming thing about hell in a cell was the jump and we've seen aj and jericho 3 or 4 times already making it fucking irrelevant
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>>1168867
>and we've seen aj and jericho 3 or 4 times already making it fucking irrelevant

That's not even a valid criticism.
Just because we've seen it before and the result was stupid doesn't mean it didn't fucking slaughter the Divas for quality of wrestling.
Which it did. Because it was AJ Styles and Chris Jericho.
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>>1168468
>we had shit for years as women's wrestling
>now it's a bit less shitty
>so it means we need to PRAISE it

Fuck off, you horny teen. It's still just a piss break and no amount of fedora tipping is going to change it.
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>>1168498
>acting like the piss break had any story

Kek
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>>1168867
>The only redeeming thing about hell in a cell was the jump
The brawling up to the jump was totally solid and much more honest than the contrived choreographed spot sequencing in le diva masterpiece. There was more storytelling in Takes' little pat on Shane's cheek than in the entire woman's match.
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>>1168846
Brock and Dean sucked shit. It was almost the most tepid, watered down 'street fight' possible. I fucking knew it would be some tame kendo stick bullshit and that's exactly what we got. Dean looked like a joke, lost after a single F5 and gained nothing.
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>>1168871
Sure it is. I could not have cared less for this match because I've already seen it three times in the last two months. The match itself wasn't very great, especially compared to the other three which were better.
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>>1168857
Austin would only run out in the main event it meant screwing Roman, because if he helped him he would have gotten booed out of the building like Rock was.
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>>1168934
>Sure it is. I could not have cared less for this match because I've already seen it three times in the last two months

>my opinions and fleeting interests dictate objective quality
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>my shitty troll thread turned into actual discussion
neat
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>>1168942
>objective quality even exists
top kek. The fact he is disagreeing with you says otherwise.
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>>1168932
Good. The idea of Deannetty actually getting close to beating Lesnar is an insult to the intelligence and logic dictated that he be crushed. Bret Hart agrees with me.
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>>1168823
I think it would be more like
IC ladder match > styles/jericho > le womens > shane/taker > hhh/roman > dean/bork
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>>1168950
>Bret Hart agrees with me.

Did Bret say something about Ambrose being shit?
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>>1168950
It completely destroys his character of le iron man who won't stay down. He lost to Roman twice after a single spear, lost to Haitch after one pedigree, Brock after one f5. His kayfabe power level is literally midcard tier.
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>>1168862
She's sloppy, botch prone and her offence is usually weak looking because she is tiny even for a female wrestler.
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>>1168947
>people having opinions = the non-existence of objectivity
>implying subjectivity and objectivity aren't necessary for eachother's existence
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>>1168960
Not staying down =/= impossible to knock out with a finish. He keeps coming back for more, but that doesn't mean he can't be pinned.

Grow up, Dean mark.
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>>1168976
Not him, but Dean literally said many times in the run-up "you can't keep me down, I've been through all the physical abuse in the world, I'll keep getting back up"
Pretty directly referencing the 3 count.
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>>1168976
>keeps coming back for more
>is finished off more easily than any other prominent guy
It is dumb as fuck. In a company where everybody eats 2 finishers at least in big matches, he looks laughably weak and the opposite of durable.
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>>1168980
There's no direct reference to a three count. What are you talking about, you tard?
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>>1168410
SASHA BANKS FANS ARE FUCKING PURE CANCER.

I swear 110% of them are fucking weebs who yes, probably like her in-ring work, but like her a lot more because she looks like their age (14 year old girls), is "relatable", and she formulates herself like a tumblr girl in her tweets. It's fucking cancer.
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>>1168845
BeC+ketty's gimmick is le quirky steampunk jobber that cannot talk properly
SashA+'s gimmick is the brash future of the division
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>>1168994
>it has to actually be literally spelled out and said aloud for the babby to understand it

You honestly can't understand subtext in a WWE feud? A product tailored towards children?
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>>1168726
Jesus, I'm really sorry you had to endure that.
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>>1168998
She is literally a tumblr girl who cries for hours because someone threw chicken at her. She comes off as a fragile, special little snowflake irl.
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>>1168726
When did sasha botch other than the sunset flip?
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>>1168998
Why are you shouting m8, what triggered you?
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>>1168476
>>1168499
>>1168504
>>1168799
>>1168905


The virginity is strong in you. It emanates from the screen.

Look, just because attractive girls have ignored and shunned your sweating hulking autism all your lives doesn't mean you have to get so utterly worked up because women are having good wrestling matches in WWE and are being recognized for the work they put in.

I'm sure all this rejection has hurt badly and that you all think Elliot Rogers is some sort of foreveralone hero but it's just pro wrestling.

Relax.
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Guys, when the sweaty women hug each other aggressively my pants get tighter. Can you explain this?
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>>1169047
You're homosexual son
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>>1168998
ayy boo boo stop getting worked by the bo$$
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>>1169014
One of the early ground transitions to submissions.
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>>1169051
You mean the time when the deaf potato girl didnt flip over properly for the crossface? All on becketty
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>>1168871
It actually is. It was the same match for the 3rd or 4th time with pretty much the same moves and sequences. Why would I praise that?
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>>1168396
>le piss break
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>>1169042
>"HURR DURR THEY DON'T LIKE WOMENS """"WRESTLING""""" LIKE I DO SO THEY MUST BE VIRGINS DURR HURR"
Please seek sunlight
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>>1168846
You do have a solid point there, it didn't live up to the hype but it wasn't a bad match at all, short but not bad.
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>>1169042
I'm gay.
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The company is in deep trouble.

The girl's triple threat match was unironically the best match at Wrestlemania, think about that. The division is being talked about, the girl's merch is selling, even without Bayley and Asuka in the main show. No one in the business can talk shit about it because Stephanie is pushing it and Ric Flair in deeply involved. The smarkiest Raw crowd was chanting "Women's Wrestling".

When the women's division is the healthiest part of the company, this is a major red flag.
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>>1169095

This virgin butthurt!

>seething

Keep throwing your little chan catchphrases that help deflect from the fact that you have never even kissed a girl.
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>>1169135
Fine by me. At least the show won't be 100% shit if the men become the new piss break.
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>>1169003
kek stop getting triggered
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>>1169172
>projecting THIS hard
6/10 you're doing pretty good but be less subtle if you want more (You)s
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>>1169192
It's his le gimmick
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>>1169206

What was her name? How long did you take to build up the confidence to speak to her and how did it feel when she laughed in your face?

You can tell us. It's OK.
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>>1168396
It's called "Bury Yourself"
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>>1169224
7/10 getting better
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>>1168396

yet another "this is wrestling" match that'll be all over botchmania

just like the 2 "classic" bayley vs sasha
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>>1169911

> I haven't ever had sex
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>>1169918

you realize that the nxt emma botch literally was the top botch of the year right?

also the fucking charlotte no-selling the finisher on nikki who had it reversed yet nikki tapped

also this entire "foot under the rope" bullshit started cause charlotte was out of position during a PPV and so they quickly wrote a bunch of shitty finishes for other random matches like this was ever a fucking thing and you didnt always have to grab the rope itself
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>>1168396
>this was the match of the night
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>>1168396
just further showing sasha sucks also her gear pissed me off
>trying to suck up to smarks more by wearing eddie gear and doing a eddie move in the match.
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>>1169950
>doing a eddie move in the match
Which she also botched kek
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>>1169928
>also this entire "foot under the rope" bullshit started cause charlotte was out of position during a PPV
Love this meme. This has always been a rule. It was done during an Orton-Christian match years before Charlotte even started wrestling. WWE only enforcing it when it suits them is not the fault of the wrestlers.
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>>1169950
Nah she's a huge Eddie fan; she used to write a journal about what happened on WWE and stopped when he died. He's her hero so it makes sense she'd want to pay homage.
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>>1169928
What NXT Emma botch? Its hard to even call anything she did with her original character a botch, because her gimmick was literally "clumsy wrestler"
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>>1169950
hope seth pulls more eddie stuff he actually does it well.
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>>1170040
It was Becky's fault, not Emma's. Charlotte was supposed to win a fatal four way also involving Emma, Becky and Dana. At one point, Emma was pinning Becky and it was supposed to be broken by Dana, but she didn't get there in time. Instead of kicking out, Lynch just lay there and Emma won by accident.
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>>1170059

no she knocked bekcy out cause of a botched slam
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>>1170100
are you retarded go look she wasn't knocked out she looked confused as fuck when she was pinned the spot was dana breaking up the pin but she didn't and becky didn't realize until it was too late if you watch the botch she even throws her shoulder up after the three count
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>>1170100
She didn't get knocked out. It was speculated that she was dazed but there's no way to really know.
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>>1168843
becky's gimmick is such shit
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>>1168843
It's plucky underdog with a heart of gold, who also likes steampunk themed stuff
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>>1169918
Why did you immediately associate sex with botched moves?
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