U CALL YOURSELF "THE PHENOMENAL ONE"
THATS FUNNY
CUZ STANDING HERE IN FRONT OF ME U LOOKING MORE LIKE "THE PHONY ONE" MY MAN
>winks at camera*
AND WHEN U FIGHT ME FOR DIS TITLE, IM GUNNA DUN COCK THIS FIST HERE AND PUNCH U RIGHT IN THE MOUF
SUFFERIN SUCCOTASH U GOTTA BELEE DAT
>>1165107
nice promo rains
keep up the good work
you ae the gay
tater tats
U CALL URSLEF THE PHENOMENAL ONE
WELL UR ABOUT TO GET
PHENOMENALLY PUNCHED
BALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB DAT
Boooooooooooooooooo
>>1165107
I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU SO HARD THAT DIXIE CARTER IS GONNA FEEL IT
BALEE DAT
Wull y'see Roman, I've fought all over the world, and I gotta say, you're the biggest, strongest, coolest champion I've ever encountered. I can't wait to see if I can last 30 seconds against you. Believe THAT, son!
>>1165107
DON'T YOU MOCK ME OR MY JESUS FAGGOT
>>1165728
Hes going to say this shit..
>>1165728
>>1165749
>>1165728
>>1165749
>>1165769
Already worked
Roman, I'm warning you now, Payback will be just too sweet
How long until someone says "The Superman Punch vs The Phenomenal Forearm"?
>Roman can't outwrestle Styles at their ER match
>Starts to get blown up
>Roman starts smiling, blood trickling out of his mouth
>Starts trying to grab styles dick
>keeps putting his thumb in AJ's mouth
>licks the back of his neck in a chinlock
>AJ gets so fucking disgusted, he takes a count out loss and runs to the back
>Roman dedicates his win to the gay community
Balee dat
>>1165822
Phenomenal forearm? That's funny, Cuz standing in front of me it looks more like the fenomenal foreskin
*winks at the camera*
>>1165822
Is it bad that I'd like to see a spot where those moves collide?
>>1165833
>>1165822
>They say you got a Phenomenal Forearm. But all I see is a Phenomenal Faggot.
What did he mean by this?
>>1165833
As a dedicated Ambreigns shipper, I woud mark the fuck out.
>post yfw Authority Roman comes out next week with short hair and wearing a suit
>>1165844
that'd be a pretty decent spot desu
>>1165833
sufferin homophobe son
belee dat
>Face vs Face
>Expecting this to help Roman as a face
Ok, something is going to happen
They aren't this dumb by letting a more over guy losing to Roman, right?
>>1165885
Did u not watch Raw last night? Roman is a heel now.
>>1165886
But he's not a bad guy
>>1165887
or a good guy
>>1165887
Yeah he is, didn't u see his mannerisms and the way he was talking down to the crowd. He was being facetious. They aren't going to do Face v Face with Roman facing an indy darling, that would be a disaster.
>>1165885
It's a Roman heel turn, dude. He's not gonna stay a tweener, they're planting the seeds for a "fuck your indy darlings, I'm THE guy" kind of angle.
>>1165868
>>1165868
Holy fuck fuck fuck. Charlotte nudes just leaked :O
>>1165681
Pretty close, let me just add a few fixes:
U CALL URSELF THE PHONE...PHENOM...
...
...
WELL UR ABOUT TO GET FNAWMALLY PUNCHED MY MAN
BALEEEEEEEEEEEEUWAAAAAAAAAB DAT
>>1165891
Yeah, almost as much of a disaster by having Wrestlemania end in a cascade of boos as Roman....Oh...
SO YOUR NAME IS AJ
NOW THAT'S FUNNY SON CAUSE FROM RIGHT HERE
YOU'RE LOOKING MORE LIKE
>forgets lines
.....
CAUSE I LOOK AT YOU AND I SEE THE GAY-J COMMUNITY
BELLY DAT
YOU SAY YOU'VE FOUGHT ALL AROUND THE WORLD
THATS FUNNY, BECAUSE IVE NEVER HEARD OF U MY MAN
>laughs and looks into camera*
AND AT PAYBACK IM FINNA COCK THIS FIST RIGHT HERE N PUNCH U STRAIGHT IN DA MOUF
SUFFERIN SUCCOTASH U GOTTA BELEE DAT MY MAN
>UUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
what did he mean by this?
>>1165909
Dude, did you even watch Raw? That's as much the beginning of a heel turn as you can get without being Hulk Hogan in WCW.
>>1165982
Well, let's hope Vinny Mac has the family jewels to actually pull the trigger on a heel turn, then. I'm just saying, don't forget WWE is stupid enough to have Roman go against a big face and still expect him to be over. Fastlane, for example. He fought two. Two of the most over guys at that.
>>1166013
Very true. But last night didn't look like Roman Reigns the Cena clone, it looked like "I'm not a villain character but neither do I give a fuck about man drama and wrestling holds, let me punch things until I win and get my paycheck" Roman Reigns (IE, the babyface PR disaster that's been in every. Single. Interview.)
>>1166040
A heel turn is the only thing that can save this guys chances anywhere near the top. WWE can't just keep a guy who's getting booed like that as the top babyface in the company, and WWEWH Champ on top of that. There are so many guys who deserve a chance with the strap, and if they're going to push them aside for Reigns, at least know what you're doing with him.
Just let him vent the frustrations he has for being booed. They've been trying to give him a Stone Cold push this entire time, when they should be looking to how they got The Rock over.
>>1165728
Oh shit
>>1165728
No. Please god no. If they do this...
>>1165728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYJktpRlbpI
>there's no one like Roman Reigns, which is a little scary
IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING
>>1165844
Dude I have always been thinking about that. Well not AJ it didn't occur to me until you said it but someone who could clash with his superman punch would be awesome
>>1166093
His short promo on raw was a step in the right direction for his character, just keep the mic away from him as much as possible. Still, a heel turn as you say is really the only real solution to this problem.
YOU SAY YOU'RE THE GUY
WELL I THINK
YOU'RE THE GUY WHO'S GONNA GET BEAT BY ME
>>1168406
>there's no one like Roman Reigns
>>1169557
Was that a flop or the guy just dicking around? I honestly can't tell with soccer anymore.
>>1169565
It's the GOAT being autistic
>>1168406
>THE SIZE OF ROMAN REIGNS
>THE ATHLETICISM OF ROMAN REIGNS
>THE AGILITY OF ROMAN REIGNS
jesus fucking christ, way to be subtle WWE
>>1165855
ROWMAN I HAVE FARMER'S STRENGTH
>>1169746
U SAY U HAVE "FARMER STRENGTH"
THATS FUNNY
CUZ STANDING HERE IT LOOKS LIKE U GOT "BBYGURL STRENGTH" MY MAN
>laughs and winks at camera*
AND AT PAYBACK IMMA PUNCH U RIGHT IN DA MOUF WITH DIS FIST RIGHT HERE SUFFERIN SUCCOTASH U GOTTA BELEE DAT
