>retarded entrance music
>dumb kid name
>boring moves
>crap on the mic
>shitty attire
>embarrassing body
>no charisma
>Muslim
>ginger
Why the fuck do people like him?
hes an unironic fedora lad
>beheaded 1000 infields
>never freed Syria
I dunno. What Superstar is it that you're fond of, OP?
>>1163412
Ryback
If this manlet ever gets the daniel bryan treatment I'm done with the wwe forever
>>1163403
FACK YOUR ASS MAKE YOU HUMBLE
>>1163462
>>1163403
4 Star bait.
Smarks love him, marks love him.
Potentialy best fued in 10 years with Owens.
Over by ability and charisma, not by his look or relatives.
Sami Gayn is injured again.
Just fire this faggot and move on already.
>>1163467
this bitch looks older than my mom
>>1163474
She is 34, so she is older than your Mom.
>>1163478
Kek
>>1163478
I am 34 and she looks older than my mom
That was a 10 star match
>>1163492
fun fact: porn star Keisha Grey is my mother's sister's granddaughter
>>1163492
>>1163490
thank you for the new wallpaper
>>1163471
>he actually thinks zayn was injured
It was a work to get cesaro back out there. Zayn and owens will have their fued
>>1163403
Based Zayn working the anti-smarks.
Why doesn't Sami lift? Is there something about it in the koran?
>>1163403
>Muslim
Damn. Fucking dropped.
Sami Zayn looks like the type of nigga that would suicide bomb Tel Aviv 1000 times but never draw a shekel
Sami Zayn couldn't draw a dime if he were looking FDR in the face
Pushing Sami Zayn is disrespectful to the victims of 9/11
>>1163471
you got worked faggot
>>1163403
BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE RETARDED
yes you fucking fanboy
> OP is THIS fucking mad
>>1163412
The Big Dog
>>1163744
He pulled that off after dislocating his shoulder.
>>1164241
He pretty much pulled off an entire good match with a dislocated shoulder.
In kayfabe and on the positive side, that made him look like a massive babyface.
>>1163469
>Over by ability and charisma
This is all a lie.
The only reason why he's over is because he's an indy darling. Based fatass is way more exciting than this moslem
>>1163469
>marks love him
I don't know, if you had 0 knowledge of indy promotions or nxt, sami is just some guy who doesn't like Kevin Owens. He's good in-ring but he hasn't gotten any major victories or memorable moments yet.
>entrance theme is from an advert for Butlins
>expect to be taken seriously
>>1163403
Why is Jim Cornette posting on this board?
>>1163497
That's an awfully long way of saying your first cousin (once removed).
Also
>family gathering photos, pls
>>1165117
>indy darling.
Why was he an Indy darling tell me. I watched most of his matches but why do you think he got so over? In WWE there's a few dozen people you are competing with, on the Indy circuit there is thousands of people you are competing with for that kind of adoration. So much fucking harder to get over as a baby face than some guy deciding he's going to give you a spear as a finisher and book you to beat every person for the next 5 years.
Having said that I think he's a bizarre anomaly who was given opportunities that others wouldn't have based on being in the right place at the right time, but he worked hard and won a lot of respect after that so it's fair to give him a chance at least without shitting on him for sport because you're a fedora cunt.
>>1163744
>Hasn't pinned a soul with that on T.V. in years
>still attempts it twice a match
>>1165218
it's a transitional move, have you never seen a wrestling match in your life?
>>1165242
If it's a transitional move why does he go for the pin
>>1165254
after the move the opponent is in a pinning position, why not try to end the match?
WHAT
DID
HE
MEAN
BY
THIS
>>1165487
He got concussed, my man
>>1165499
desu I'd think I was dreaming after a match with Le Stiff Knees Japanese man
>>1165487
Foreshadowing the reveal of the final Raw episode that the entire WWE was just a figment of the fading mind of a dying Vince.
So why is a he a muslim?
Is it common for white people in Canada to convert to Muslimism?
>>1165611
Everyone in Canada is a muslim
>>1165611
He's an arab, bro.
>>1163744
Was he going for five knuckle shuffle after this?
>>1165487
I used to read WO magazine,
>>1165611
syrian-canadian
>>1165144
holy fuck is this actually true?
i always thought it sounded like a butlins advert
>>1165487
Super Nintendo Sega Genesis
>>1163403
I agree that this guy has great wrestling moves but his midcard body at best, and also lack of charisma (read Canadian) do him no justice.
I don't like this guy unironically.
>>1165127
Not his fault, now is it?
The writing and booking is shit all around - and he is over in spite of it.
>>1163588
Quran says that you have to stay fit
>>1163403
If he gets an isis gimmick the kid is going to explode
>>1166298
>>1163403
Imagine going on a mandrama board and just making bait threads all day. Just imagine that.
>>1165611
>So why is a he a muslim?
>>1163403
>Muslim
the only real gripe I have and it's a big one.
The man clearly isn't muslim, he's just pretending.
>>1163499
Awesome chick.. Approachably cute too.
Vince better not have her coming out to chingchong-bingabong music
>>1163403
>>embarrassing body
I guarantee 100% his body is less embarrassing than yours
>>1166514
Seeing his jumping DDT through the ropes will never get old.. so fucking smooth
>>1163682
Taker?
good wrestler desu but everything else about him is shit. needs a different look. something like sabu.
>>1166102
>Canadian means no charisma
Jericho
Edge
The Rock
really nigger?
>>1166637
>the rock
Faggot, if you want to claim the rock then you can't claim jericho.
>>1166657
Of course I can claim Jericho. He's from Winnipeg you idiot
>>1166672
And born in the US. If you want to claim the rock on a technicality I can claim Jericho on one.
>>1163403
oh look, the CM Punk copypasta faggot has a new wrestler he dislikes.
>>1166273
Absolutely haram, Sami. Step it up.
>>1167356
Jericho was born in the US though, and the rock does have dual citizenship with Canada since his dad is canuck.
>>1166676
Born in the US, to a Canadian hockey player for the New York Rangers. Jericho was a Canadian citizen from birth.
>>1165117
>KO
>Not an indie darling
>>1167447
Jericho was born to Canadian family though. His dad played hockey for the Rangers, so they were working in the US.
If an American were playing soccer in England, would you say their kid is British? Fuck no, that would be retarded.
>>1167448
I think the point the poster was trying to make is that the rock is about as canadian as jericho is american.
>>1167449
KO actually improved on the mic and has a character people have grown to enjoy. Aside from the stupid announce table yelling that i havent seen at all after mania(lets hope thats the end of that.) He does these little things in matches that are funny, example is him screaming OWWW on this weeks raw during the match or screaming I HATE YOU at Dean. Not to mention hes far better at promos and got better joining WWE. Its crazy how good he is when english is his 2nd language. Dudes developed.. I just wish he cut back down to the size he was when he joined the main roster. Maybe he'll have more of a chance to get elevated.
Sami played a spic that didnt know english almost his entire career in the indies. Its understandable that hes worse on the mic. But god damn he needs more character. Hes literally just a flippy ska ginger. That "underdog from the underground" thing is pretty cringe too. Him and based fatass will have a great feud though
