How did Steph's promo make you feel
Aroused
diamonds
>>1154634
Moist
>>1154634
Hard
>>1154634
erect
>>1154634
Confused
Gay
Horny
>>1154634
It was a shoot interview.
>>1154634
cringeworthy desu
desperate attempt by WWE to make Steph and HHH look like totalitarian "FUCK UR LIFE U STUPID SHEEP" dictators so that roman looks like some god sent warrior to destroy them which only resulted in an overwhelming amount of boos
>>1154749
Basically, but I thought Triple H's enterance was badass minus the Stephanie promo.
moar steph pics plz. i didnt see the match.
>>1154634
I came
>>1154634
Feels bad man
How low they fall to be "bad" enough so the only option left was cheer for Ramen. Thing that dont happen.
Also Steph is ugly as fuck
big boobs =/= good looking
Cher tribute act
>>1154634
Nothing, I was barely paying attention by the time that drivel of a main event came on.
Steph looked awesome but it was a shitty imitation of Mil Muertes.
>>1154634
The face in that picture is not flattering
missing strapon/10
>>1154924
Not the first time WWE ripped off Lucha Underground familia.
>Aztec Warfare/Royal Rumble booking
>>1155568
That's what photoshop is for
>>1154634
Made me horny.
>>1155570
Fans just hate Roman that much more. HHH and Steph did everything they could to come off as assholes, and make fans cheer for Roman. Shit still didn't fucking work!
Like I was watching a Dungeon of Doom segment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pretEZVIXv4
>>1154634
I've never been attracted to Steph once in my life.
But last night there was something different, I've never been more aroused by a woman in the WWE than I was last night seeing Steph.
I hated it. I hate listening to her talk. Yet maybe this is just me being worked.
post moar shao khan domme stef pls
>it's another "WE'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU'RE ALL WEAK AND PATHETIC!" promo
>except now it's on wrestlemania
I mean it;s not like I carted to start
Straight out of Mortal Kombat
I would have preferred them both up there and HHH's Harem still surrounding them.
>implying anything will ever top this intro
>>1155555
checked
7th grade boner status.
>>1156421
Looks like a nutsack in the thumbnail, was disappointing it wasnt a shoop
>>1154634
Like I was watching some old bitch doing some halloween thing for her kids
initially i got raging hard on when she took off the mask, thenI got wet when she started her joi femdom talk. For a second there, I felt depressed that her speech was hitting too close to home, so I was a little sad, but then I realized she has a point, I should bow down to her, she is superior in every way, and I was priviliged to be humiliated along with the rest of the sheep as we gazed upon our Queen. Thats what i felt. Good night senpai
I sometimes wonder if Trips and Steph really take themselves seriously. Like, her monologue sounded like something that she personally worked on for weeks and her mouthing Trips' named during the ring announcements was really weird. Its like they've worked themselves into shoots. I don't know.
i felt like why the fuck am i watching this stupid kid shit?
>>1154634
Rock hard. Even thinking about it now has me hard again.
>>1160968
the best performers are usually marks for themselves
Tried to make haitch look like a monster heel bit just made him look like a badass
Went on for far too long.
>>1162819
You're right! I could be playing pretend to be a soldier with toy guns! or feel like a teenager again wasting thousands of dollars on a board with wheels!
>>1156421
>>You will never fuck slave Sasha
just kill me now
>>1155646
>HHH and Steph did everything they could to come off as assholes
They are the biggest assholes in the roster
>>1154634
Was anyone else visibily cringing while watching this? This is the type of shit that makes me embarrassed to tell people i watch wrestling.
She would have looked a lot hotter without that perm that was stuck in the Attitude Era.
>>1165777
It's a Triple H Mania entrance. Of course it's gonna be fucking ridiculous and I loved it.
>>1165762
Forgive my not knowing the Divas, but I think I recognize Sasha and Charlotte, who's on the left?
Meh. I thought they were debuting a new Marylin Manson music video when they were showing the intro video.
>>1165790
Bliss
>>1165790
The Ayatollah of Ratolla
>>1165799
Good one anon
>>1165787
Fuck Triple H, such a mark for himself.
>le building le the future
Bullshit, this big nosed faggot is just trying to get over with the smarks. He knows exactly what hes doing.
I wouldn't be surprised if HHH ends up being the one who breaks Flairs record.
>>1165888
>if HHH ends up being the one who breaks Flairs record.
Never happening until Vince die, and everybody knows this fucker will outlive both Stephanie and Triple H.
>>1165896
>until Vince dies*
>>1165888
Tbf, he idolized Flair. Most athletes/actors/whatever set themselves a goal of surpassing the person they idolized.
Horny
>>1154634
"PLEASE CHEER ROMAN! PLEASE CHEER ROMAN! WE SUCK AS WRITERS!"
>>1166783
Also, I never noticed she had such a big forehead before :/ .
the gay clones in suits were gay, that video was painful to watch
It reminded me how badly I needed a femdom gf. Fucking bored of submissive girls.
>>1156025
Would have been better if Haitch had just sit on the throne for all of mania laughing and insulting the faces, then leaping into the ring when Roman comes out.
>>1154634
Cringe as fuck
>>1154634
>Cultish bullshit
That's Bray's gimmick
>>1165762
>you will never fuck slave Bliss while she cries
>you will never make her do her bubblegum qt act while mascara and cum drip off her face
It literally hurts to live
>>1154634
as goofy as this is it makes me wish i had a wife that was convinced i was RL conan
>>1166796
>Tfw I'll never be a submissive lesbian slut that gets tied up and abused by steph
Why even live fampai
>>1166964
No it isn't Brays gimmick is an escaped mental patient who is highly dangerous should the truth ever be revealed. He thinks he is a cult leader in his head but the rest of the Wyatt Family are actually his doctors/carers to keep his facade alive so he doesn't go completely insane (kinda like shutter island). This explains why he talks about how dominant and destructive he is yet always loses every feud and even the commentators play along with him too as to give no chance of him realising the truth.
It is my hope one day he realises that he is actually just a very sick man and this can be a much needed development in his character, he can become some sort of new Mankind style character.
>>1167977
10/10 swerve
But I hope it unleashes his anger and he becomes a really violent character and goes on a winning streak, destroying everything, like when Kane went on a rampage.
>>1154924
When those guys in the skull masks showed up you knew they weren't even trying to hide what they were trying to rip off
Like I was watching Power Rangers again, except this time I wasn't a little kid so it was just kind of bizarre.
>>1169268
ironic that i beat off to her as a child and now steph dresses like her and i beat off to that
life.... is moving to quick for me.
>>1169268
>tfw she is dead
>tfw you will never fuck rita rupenzuel or whatever her name was
>that feel when you fell in love with a bbw gilf mexican who was named rita
>tfw you got fired from the airport for being a drunk and shit worker and still stalk her and only JUST want to eat her asshole out JUST once
life is unfair. i pray for death not JUST to end my pain,but for the death of all so my brothers can end there pain. i feel all feels, i know all feels. i will always be with you brothers.
