bada boom
realest guys in the room
debuting tonight get hype
first for memes straight off the bat
first for anti-smarks need to please have sex
>yfw they debut
>and then you hear APA theme
>JBL takes his jacket off and clotheslines from hell the shit out of Cass while Enzo runs away
If those faggots debut before Senior Joe i will be angry.
I liked the idea of Steph's promo but it went on for too long.
>>1153592
The whole show went too long.
Did the Reddit faggot who predicted Shane's return say something about tonight?
>>1153572
Hopefully these pair of fags get fed to the based Usos.
>>1153591
what if they both debut tonight but enzo and cass in hour one and senior joe hour two?
Ryder loses the IC title tonight, screencap this.
Based Big Dave making moves
https://twitter.com/DaveBautista/status/717029500169498624
>>1153607
>yfw his father came out and hugged him after Zack won the title
This is close to being Axel saying "happy birthday dad" lately
>>1153612
based bluetista gonna make bank in a terrible fucking sequel
>>1153625
as long as the check clears, it's all good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sij25UyDwro
SHAQ VS ROMAN REIGNS WHEN?
>>1153599
What the fuck was happening with his eye in that interview at Mania? Either he had something stuck in it or he was having a stroke
>>1153632
That was a god tier sell really
>>1153632
Rusev sold it well considering it was an awful stuunner
>shaq had better sounding/fitting entrance music than 80% of the roster has
kek based Shaq
Legosexual, tonight?
>Triple H didn't bury Roman
>they are going to have a rematch
>Reigns is going to win
>the more he wins the louder the boos
>5 years of Roman
>>1153612
I feel nothing but happiness for Dave with all these good opportunities and fat paydays.
Good for him. He deserves it. And now he has leverage on WWE, and he shit talks them constantly.
Based Dave.
https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/717013496865533954
wait, sweden actually did it?
>>1153647
Spotted at Dallas airport flying home, ain't happening homie.
>>1153658
The madman did it again
>>1153638
how the fuck do I save webms senpai
>>1153658
I just wanna highlight how fucking awful Paige looked last night.
Like, honestly, what happened to this chick? I remember her being at least solid on NXT, now she's not just booked poorly, or listless, she's genuinely one of the sloppiest wrestlers in the fed.
Everything she does looks tripe.
>>1153632
>>1153638
Should've just been RUSEV edition desu
>>1153665
was he flying home or was the demon flying home
>>1153670
>right click
>save video as
https://vine.co/v/ij2LOibHL1P
SETH IS WALKING AGAIN!
webm of the Sasha botch people were mentioning? Didn't see it.
post yfw based Charlotte retained
>>1153678
BASED GOAT
>>1153658
this was in the replies. I really don't understand normies. How is this funny. The real autism tbqh
>>1153678
I want to be hyped about this guy, because he's clearly talented and gonna be a big part of the future, but every time I see him I just get horrific, 'nam-style flashbacks to some truly WOAT promos.
>>1153673
She was top of the fucking world last year, especially coming into 'Mania. She had good heat on her debut, and her NXT work was fucking great.
Now look where she is, 23 years old and already treated like yesterdays throwaway. She has potential, now she's slumming it on Total Divas being booked poorly or not even booked at all and her wrestling skills have fucking PLUMMETED a mere few months after she debuted.
Same shit's happening with Charlotte, her NXT work and main roster work is like night and fucking day.
>>1153678
COME BACK TO ME CROSSFIT JESUS
>>1153693
But you have to think about the shit feuds they gave him. The Kane one was awful and he could only do so much with Lesnar when he was a part timer.
However, I agree that his mic skills are pretty weak. Its not that he can't talk, its that he can't talk for long.
>>1153696
they get tubby on main roster too must be eating on the road too much
>>1153673
All those house shows wear you down after awhile. That plus travelling + shifty food + less exercise/gym time = what we see now.
was the original plan for mania supposed to be rollins vs hhh? or was is always reigns vs hunter?
>>1153701
>its that he can't talk for long.
Honestly it seems like it's less that and more that they just gave him 10 or 20 minute promos where he's essentially doing what the Authority does and recapping everything we've already heard or seen. It's less his delivery I think and he was on every other segment.
>>1153701
True. He did start a hot-streak on PPV towards the end, there. After about MiTB/SS he was killing it monthly.
If he came back as a face and revived the USOC to haul that piece of shit out of Kalisto's clutches and back into the upper-card, I'd mark.
>>1153678
What is the audio? In class and can't hear
I'm gonna say this, Nakamura won't do well in the main roster. He works great in Japan and NXT because that's where smarks go. In WWE he'd be turned into some racist comedy act and won't be allowed to wrestle strong style because PG. He is definitely the most charismatic guy in the whole company, but in Vince's hands he will fall flat.
>>1153719
>muh faggy jap
What the fuck is strong style anyway?
>>1153712
Most likely Seth.
>>1153719
He will. He's going to be the Face of WWE's Japanese extension.
You saw it last night, there's an Asian announce team, now. They're taking it seriously, so they'll take him seriously.
Also, "Strong style" was a marketing ploy devised by Inoki to validate his efforts against Giant Baba. It is whatever it wants to be.
>>1153719
>im gonna say something that has been posted a million times already
No one cares fuck off
>>1153726
people think stiffing your opponent makes you a better wrestler.
>>1153719
This happens with every Japanese wrestler. You should know this by now.
I don't think an asian wrestler has ever been Main Event tier. Maybe Ricky Steamboat.
God fucking help Hideo Itami and Asuka when they come up as well. Call ups are the death knell for half of the NXT roster.
>>1153712
http://411mania.com/wrestling/wwe-didnt-panic-after-seth-rollins-injury/
>Seth
>Relevant
>Ever
>>1153722
RUSSIAN
THUNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1153744
I don't watch NXMeme but isn't Hideo injured bad?
>>1153755
Yeah, he hasn't been around for a long ass time.
Real bad shoulder injury.
So the point of that storyline was to get our hopes up that Shane may appear on RAW regularly and instead we're left with nothing and Fattaker winning the match and Vince not even coming out to boast
>>1153757
How are things looking for him?
>>1153744
Memeboat was hawaiian i think
>>1153746
Pretty inaccurate, Rollins was going to wrestle H, Roman and Bork was the title Rematch.
>>1153758
>Fattaker
>not the Overeater
Also, Shane will ultimately get control. I wouldn't even put it past them to have him beat Taker. Just not retiring him at WM in his home state.
>>1153749
Any idea where abouts in the match? Can't really be bothered looking through it
>>1153758
Shane just did a one time favor for his pops
>>1153726
> faggy
But he's already gotten more pussy than you ever will
>>1153758
I foolishly thought The Authority would finally fuck off, they might be the worst GM/guys in charge characters ever.
>>1153775
maybe in the second half or somewhere in the middle, don't really remember
>>1153764
The news on his recovery is really sparse out and I don't hear much of it like with Rollins or Zayn.
So either it's really bad and the recovery is just gonna have to take a long time or this is serious enough to cause problems down the line for his career.
>>1153780
I actually hoped for a double turn in the main event and Haitch joining Shane after Shane beats Taker.
Fuck, I got my hopes up too high
>>1153599
i think he'll do an ama in 1 or 2 hours, so no scoops until then
>>1153784
I'll see desu, might look for it might not
>WM 33
>randy doing a segment about him doing nothing for WM
>legends come out
>he RKO's them all
Could've done this shit yesterday, Vince. Just imagine Randy in his legend killer persona again.
>>1153796
but randy is a legend now
>>1153796
Are there any legends left to wrestle though?
They are either too old, dead, or have bad relations with the company.
>>1153796
It wouldn't even make sense anymore the whole gimmick was that he was a fresh young guy beating over the hill old fucks
>>1153792
I marked for the impromptu announcement of Rock doing a match.
Only to be fucking disappointed by it being both 6 seconds long, and then just turning out to be schmozz between Rock & Cena and the Wyatts.
>people were so high on bray around WM30
You fucking fools. I knew as soon as he lost to Cena that it was all over. The kiss of death is real.
>>1153658
swedecuck making moves. last time i saw him he made a thread on /sp/ a couple months ago.
>>1153800
They could do a thing like Orton wants to be in his prime again but it's too late
>>1153800
He should kill himself then
>>1153612
I'm happy for him.
I honestly thought his Hollywood career wouldn't pan out well and he'd be like a z-list actor, but the moment he signed on with Marvel he was set. Good on him, glad he's now a bigger entity that WWE needs as opposed to the other way around
>>1153719
biggest faggot I've ever seen. he rested his head on the gingers dick for fucks sake.
>muh swagsuke hard kicky
>>1153719
He's interesting to watch, and that intro was awesome. I never watched NJPW but he seems to be the only guy so far that's warranted the hype
Did Ric politic the ending to that match?
How did Shane survive that?
>>1153806
Has anyone ever benefited from an "overcome the odds" Cena loss?
>>1153588
And they rename themselves as ABA: Acolytes Burial Agency. From now on, every time someone debuts on the main roster, they get squashed by JBL and Simmons, eventually they just grow tired and show up at a Takeover to squash the entire NXT roster.
>>1153758
Maybe they'll form a resistance with Shane and Taker at the helm, with how Taker respected Shane at the end?...
>>1153852
Air bags under the announcers table. You can actually see them.
>>1153845
The only thing Ric politicked was how much he got to touch the other divas that match
>Today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NONOZGGejb8
Would you mark out?
>>1153826
>he thinks you can make a living being cast as supporting characters in b-tier sci fi and capeshit every 6 months
he'll get addicted to drugs and die within a decade
>>1153859
AH LOVE IT MAGGLE
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS BUH-RUN?
>tfw Charlotte retained
SO fucking happy that they didn't put the belt on Sasha
>>1153855
Cesaro desu his losses on RAW were actually building him up and getting him support and everyone thought his Cena match was amazing
>>1153872
of course
>>1153872
he has a third match with balor coming
>>1153872
Yeah, that theme is fucking god tier and Joe is great.
SHAME THERE'S ALREADY 3 OTHER SAMOANS THAT ARE ALL SHIT
>>1153855
Honestly can't think of one.
Even if they DO recover years later, every loss like that sends them down to mid-card/jobber territory and made into a joke.
>>1153872
yes, vince backed up the wrong samoan
>>1153888
To be fair Joe is the only samoan on the roster right now who is actually not fucking shit
https://twitter.com/mattfarmer93/status/717022459191373824
>"our sport"
>jumping on to a big airbag is "life threatening"
I can't stop laughing. What a retard.
>>1153882
is that fucking killer mike in the back?
>>1153897
Also the only Samoan that's not part of the Rock's family iirc
>>1153872
>Samoa Joe debuts in the main roster with bodyarmor and blue contacts as The Rock's other cousin
>tfw wrestlemania 32 felt like a 2009 episode of TNA
>>1153911
wew
>>1153888
>>1153897
>tfw vince could've backed joe as the top guy who is samoan.
>>1153899
>host of Indyriffic Podcast
He just want's more flips
>>1153899
I mean it was dangerous, but it certainly wasn't as extreme as he was making it out to be.
No fucking way would Vince let Shane do shit that could potentially make him the next Mick Foley in terms of absolute shit health.
I mean did you see Mick Foley last night? Guy could barely walk
>>1153612
i'm sure vince is now sucking batista's dick on constant basis
>>1153872
CFO's best theme desu
>>1153872
why is this theme so good but almost everything else cfo$ does is bad to terrible
>>1153899
Nah, he's just trying to trole
>>1153909
i just remmember rusev being on the outside and on the floor
>>1153885
>Samoa Joe goes into a feud where he destroys the USO's and Roman for being an embarrasment to glorious somoan master race.
THE BOOKING WRITES ITSELF
>>1153917
I wouldn't even be mad if Joe main evented WM over Roman against Haitch.
That motherfucker is way better in-ring and could carry Haitch to a top match
>>1153900
>killer mike exercising
>>1153923
Rusev and Wade Barret's are alright. Real American is great
From what it looks like, CFO$ is just absolutely garbage when it comes to doing guitar/rock themes.
>>1153914
NO CRIMSON FACE ALLOWED.
DELETE THIS SHIT OR I'M STOPPING THE THREAD
>>1153923
For a company known for high production values, why the fuck do they cut corners when it comes to theme songs? CFO$ are pure garbage.
Remember when actual bands did the themes?
>>1153933
CFO$ suffer from DUDE GUITAR RIFFS LMAO that all sound same-y in way too many places.
>>1153930
Dude if it was Haitch v Joe main eventing mania I would've been happy just to see it.
Let alone be guaranteed a shitton better match than what I just saw at WM32.
Balor v Joe II blew the fuck out of their first match in terms of quality.
Samoa Joe is getting old, was it ever their intention for him to go to the main roster, or to be more of a final boss of NXT?
>>1153882
are her breast pure muscle or partially silicone?
>>1153945
Age has never been that big of a factor unless you've got shit health paired with it.
If you can draw and sell merch big, then you can still have time to shine
>>1153874
He's making far more than he ever could in WWE
What was the last theme Jim Johnston composed. As far as I know it was Harper and Rowan's solo themes, which were both based as fuck
>>1153960
And I may be wrong but Joe is not really injury-prone, too. So he may as well have a few long years left in him. And since he's top tier in the ring he actually may turn out good on the main roster.
>yfw AJ vs AA vs Senor Joe in WWE
Top kek, a few years ago TNA was all over WWE rejects and now it's almost the other way around but they're not really rejects, more like survivors of a sinking ship
>>1153874
I'm sure everyone said the same thing when Rock was doing shit movies like the mummy or fairy dad
>>1153945
>Samoa Joe is getting old
He literally moves like he would be 20 years younger compared to his last TNA runs.
He is better in-ring than the usos and Reigns combined.
Will there be anywhere streaming RAW tonight?
>>1153945
Joe is the same age as Cena and Lesnar, it's fine.
>>1153964
Were those after Swagger's new one? Patriot is a an elite theme
>>1153954
All becauase of Taker desu.
>>1153964
>Jim Johnston
>let's think about the characters gimmick, what would fit his personality and his looks
>CFO$
>DUDE GUITAR RIFFS LMAO
>>1153964
League of Nations and Sting
>>1153927
ffs lad
>>1153806
>there was a time when we all thought the wyatt family would become a monster heel team dominating everyone until that one special babyface rises up to stop them
>they're all but jobbers now that keep getting teased at becoming a thing
It hurts.
>>1153874
He can probably make a living being part of the most financially successful franchise in history, yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS2b_xJALwo
>tfw Werner Herzog will never write for WWE
>>1153977
Yeah they were after, but you are right, that is definitely a top 5 theme of all time
>>1153972
>He is better in-ring than the usos and Reigns combined.
Not even difficult.
Reigns is average with defined limitations, Usos are strictly sub-par.
>>1153982
>people still hating on CFO
Sasha and Bo's themes fit their characters perfectly. He has a good little arsenal tucked away yet people still give them shit because Dean and Seth's themes suck.
If Enzo and Big Cass don't get moved up and save this fucking tag division I am literally done with RAW
>>1154010
Bayleys is pretty bad too so is AJ's
>>1154010
Briemode is the best
AJ lost so they can make him a heel by admitting Jericho is a better wrestler then AJ snaps and beats him up so he can go tour with his band after tonight. Shane is going to force a hostile takeover by introducing Balor Club
>People still hating on CFO$ after this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJjZM5zFGuA
>>1154012
It's sad because NXT builds dedicated tag teams and the main roster just butchers them and makes their own. Ascension have some great two man moves that they never use because they never wrestle anymore.
>>1154017
Bayley fits the character perfectly, though.
>>1154017
True, but on the other hand. Sheamus, Rusev, Finn Balor, all have great themes. I'm sure we could think of some more.
>>1154023
Shane still has a secret he holds over Vince's head, doesn't he? I hope that's not forgotten about or is some shitty reveal like another illegitimate son angle.
>>1154030
you like finns?
The existence of Dean and Brock's match honestly made the PPV worse
>>1154035
Absolutely, that match and the whole shitshow with The Rock stand out like a sore thumb.
>>1154024
I still fucking love Joe's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NONOZGGejb8
>>1154024
Honestly, it's more the way Nakamaru composes himself during the entrance that makes it great
>>1154035
And it was the match I was most looking forawrd to baka, what a joke. After the ladder match was so good I actually had really high hopes for the rest of the show.
>>1154012
>not being done after this raw until summerslam
>then done again until the rumble to post mania raw
Everything else is no longer worth your time.
>>1154024
It's way worse than Subconscious though.
>>1154048
It's still pretty awesome that that beginning part of the song has been retained throughout his career. shit defines him
>>1154057
>not sticking around to see what kind of adventures enzo and cass find themselves in
>not patiently waiting for senor joe
>not wanting to see orton vs anderson in a who can land a cutter out of nowhere match
Reasons for optimism exist
If Joe's music hits on RAW I'm gonna flip
Joe is LONG overdue to be in the spotlight
>>1153966
>now it's almost the other way around but they're not really rejects, more like survivors of a sinking ship
and the captain of the new ship is punishing the survivors for surviving.
>>1154048
Not gunna lie, I really hated Joe after what happened to Tyson Kidd, even if it was a freak accident, but I love him now.
>>1154070
>I really hated Joe after what happened to Tyson Kidd,
They should use it as a storyline and show how Senior Joe dosn't give a fuck about what happend.
>liking borin corbin
>>1154068
Who the hell is Joe?
>>1154086
Corbin has improved very much in-ring and has good delivery as a speaker. His "fuck the indies" gimmick is entertaining.
>>1154077
inb4 Joe cuts a promo about numbers that lie
>>1154086
that was fucking weird he's really not ready for the main roster but they have a bunch of people who are. Joe could have used that win especially to debut tonight.
>>1154091
I've been watching since his nxt debut and he's still awful.
>>1154058
Subconscious is generic Dynasty Warriors sounding shit
>>1154091
No it's shitty crowd banter and he can't act for shit. Still needs to improve quite a bit in the ring and just does not look like a star. Always about to cry and is too skinny fat.
>>1154087
What a Samoan wrestler should be.
>>1154070
That's not Joe's fault.
That shit was eventually going to happen, the muscle buster was just quite literally the straw that broke the camel's back
THIS FAT SUMMABITCH
>>1154087
A respectable Samoan who isn't related to the Rock
>>1154095
Kenta was in it last time and look where he's at. The NXT spot in that rumble doesn't always guarantee that they're going to move up immediately
>>1154107
Oh shit, i had a brainfart, i thought you meant someone with Joe as a first name
Charlotte's F A T T I D D I E S were almost popping out, she was constantly pushing her top up during the match.
post yfw Joe doesn't debut tonight.
So did we see a Becky nipple or are our mind playing tricks?
>>1154115
Are they real do you think?
>>1154115
They are disgusting fakes, though.
>>1154116
>it's a meme balor club debut instead
>>1154012
Did Cornetto speak his mind yet?
Joey Samoey on Raw tonight hype
>>1154112
He also destroyed his shoulder right after.
>>1154123
Yea, who else do they have? Meme Club?
BREAKING NEWS
DAVE MELTZER FROM BIRD WATCHING OBSERVER NOTED THAT A CERTAIN MAIN WITH BIG ARMS, BLONDE HAIR AND A GOATEE WAS SEEN BACKSTAGE YELLING AT A CHUBBY MALE
>>1154140
WAS HE ALSO WEARING CHAIN MAIL?
>>1154140
>Scott Steiner vs Samoa Joe in WWE
I would fucking mark out into the orbits.
>>1154140
Fucking Michael Hayes.
>>1154146
SENIOR JOE
THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE
>>1154140
SAVE US STEINER
>>1154140
NO SYMPY
>>1154146
THEN YOU THROW KURT ANGLE INTO THE MIX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI
>>1153681
What botch? Her dive?
>>1154158
HOLY SHIT, IT'S HAPPENING
>>1154158
I wonder how many takes of this they did before saying fuck it this is close enough
>I AM HARD!
>>1154159
Sunset flip
>>1154158
>tfw really though Scott came back after heating the sirens on some RAW
>it was just le wacky lunatic in an ambulance
I'VE BEEN WORKED FOR THE LAST TIME
>>1154100
Give me a time and place and ill kick the shit out of you you fat faggot
>David Flair
>>1154171
Wasn't that more on Becky for not pulling back for not doing the german in time?
They recovered well regardless desu, I can WebM it if you really want
>>1153675
kek
>still no custom plates
JUST
>>1154186
Spiderman plates back on Romans title soon I guess
>>1154134
Honestly, keep them in NXT.
>>1154192
>Even the hosts don't like Roman
Can't wait for another night of Vince being a pussy and muting the crowd
>>1154186
>Charlotte plates are just pictures of her dad
>Storyline about how bad the state of the WWE is and how the underdog is going to win to change it for the better
>mentions all the grievances that most of the older audience tends to complain about
>Underdog loses and everything stays the same
Thanks WWE
>>1154198
They do actually, they're normies who think wrestling is too cool for them.
>>1154181
I dunno, mate. I have to rewatch it. You can WebM if you'd like
>>1154174
Here senpai, a track that's better than Subconscious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJKNO16Ox10
https://twitter.com/SamoaJoe/status/717022301854650368
STATUS: HAPPENING
>>1154186
It's not official until their profile on the site gets updated with a picture of them with the belt.
>>1154211
>Should bend a little Heaven I can not, I will move Acheron.
I think he's just quoting something
>>1154117
Barely.
So, that guy on plebbit who is part of WWE said this
>However I think this sub will be disappointed in one return that causes a title change tonight. Who knows though, I really like it though.
RIP Zack or RIP Kalisto?
>>1154211
Joe destroying (ofc until Roman overcomes the odds)Roman is literally my wrestling dream right now.
Please be true
>>1154211
JOE NEW AUTHORITY GUY
FACING ROMAN AT EXTREME RULES
>>1154220
Kalisto getting jobbed to BMJ
>>1154220
Kalisto lad
>>1154211
>Samoan vs Samoan
>Samoa vs Joe
It's the ultimate pottery considering SJ taught Cena how to wrestle and now more than a decade later he will do the same to the new Cena.
Corbin winning last night was his official moving up
>>1154220
Kalisto for sure
>>1154231
>Implying Joe will not win
He buried Corbin and he will bury Roman.
>>1154211
BASED FUCKING SENIOR JOE
>>1154232
>Big Corbin
>no Big Dog, Big Guy, Big Corbin and Big Josh destroying indy darlings
>>1154228
This.
Need to elevate those midcard titles again with the BMJ open challenge
>>1154220
If it's Kalisto, it's going to be BMJ
If it's Zack, it might be Cesaro
>>1154236
Corbin and Roman are different though
He's the NXT final boss and when he moves to the main roster he'll just be Roman's Umaga
>>1154239
>tfw AJ Styles jobs to Corbin in 30 seconds
>>1154211
>https://twitter.com/SamoaJoe/status/717022301854650368
SENOR JOE
THE NUMBERS DONT LIE
>Corbin and Joe get called at the same night..almost..kinda
Who are you more hyped about?
I am on that Joe hype train.
>>1154220
Kalisto for sure Zack is getting whatever storyline Neville was supposed to get when he was suppose to win
>>1154077
>Cesaro returns on Raw
>Yells to cut off his awful music
>He's back for one reason only: Revenge
>Plays clip of Tyson's crippling on the titantron
>Calls Joe to come out
>Joe does
Sick feud and Cesaro gets a decent song while at it.
>>1154249
Joe
He's going to wear a suit and do HHH's bidding it's going to be great
>>1154253
>Cesaro
>talking
>>1154249
Joe, easily.
>>1154211
>Haitch comes out
>announces a new monster Heel
>Joe comes out
>kills Roman
>Roman already has his hands full with Haitch himself, who is owed a rematch
>Joe is just Haitch's enforcer
>one Raw, as they beat Roman down again
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-PCWNlHR9U
>#DoesItForTheKidd
>>1154220
Ryder buried by BMJ again
So with Corbin being confirmed to come at RAW tonight, and with one man loosing the titles, will Based Big Bully Baron come and kick the shit out of Kalisto?
>There are expectations internally that a number of NXT stars will be called up starting with this week's TV tapings. Given the makeup of the crowd, NXT stars would certainly get a big response.
JOE ALMOST 100% CONFIRMED
THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER IS IN DA BUILDING
>>1154257
They need to let him at least TRY sooner or later, and now he has a good reason to.
I want to believe.
>>1154260
Nah, gotta be Kalisto. That title is literally lower than dirt
>they actually think that Samoa Joe will be going over if he faces Roman
The only guy he'll lay clean for at this point is the MITB winner and Jasethy in a few months.
>>1154249
Joe, liked him back in TNA and I still like him now
>>1154261
>Corbin
>>1154261
where your avatar
>>1154262
WHAT'S THAT FAT SAMOAN DOING IN THE RAW ZONE MAGGLE?
A+ player is set for May
>its an Authority angle trying to get the belt off Roman episode
>>1154260
This thought alone gives my butt a thousand years of hurt.
>>1154262
>comes out in a hawaiin shirt and does a silly fat dance in the middle of the ring
>ends as he Stink Faces someone
>>1153719
>that's where smarks go
Did you not hear everyone booing every time Reigns attempted any offense?
>>1154267
I bet that if they want to push Joe (and i think they want, he sells merch like a 10/10 whore sells her body in NY while being heel) they will make Roman Pass out instead of tapping or being pinned to make him and the true samoan look strong.
>>1154272
I'd say it's stupid to write off a guy forever for fucking up once, but then again, this is WWE and you're completely right.
>>1153888
Joe is the only samoan in wrestling who's not related to Rikishi
>>1154278
Joe losing is and will be inconsequential, just like AJ Styles.
Wyatts fucking with the Taker match was a scrapped idea
Based roman with the title
Woo master wins the ic title
Red mare didn't win.
Great fucking wrestlemania TbH
>>1154273
>Falconarrow
lel
>>1153872
100%, Joe is fucking based
>>1154285
>Wyatts destroying another main-event
I am so sick of this.Good call from Vince,atleast once.
>SO ZACK JACK YOU'RE A FIGHTING CHAMPION
>IF YOU WANT SUM, CUM GIT SUM
>[6 seconds later]
>aaaaannnnndddddddd yyyoooooouuuurrrrrrrrrr nnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION....
>JJJJAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNNNN CCCCCEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAA
>BRRT APPLEDOUGH
>>1154273
Least I know when to stop watching again
Someone post Lana's attire from last night.
Got damn that lady
>Vince is behind Roman
>Trips and the crowd will be behind Joe
Who will win this battle
ITS HAPPENING
>>1154285
It's pretty common knowledge the Wyatts were scheduled to interfere with Brock and Dean.
Look at the reverberation of events in New Day/LoN and Cena's return to bolster this belief.
LoN/New Day was originally intended to be a non-title bout due to the inclusion of Rocky as New Day's fourth. This was scrapped as Rock was thrown into a segment to reintroduce Cena by burying the Wyatts.
This is why Brock/Dean seemed lackluster. because it was originally intended to have Wyatt interference.
Wyatts were never scheduled for Shane/Taker. Falconarrow has the credibility of wet tissue paper.
>>1154298
man jaw
>The Rock requested to work with the Wyatts
>Vince: Ok, I'll do you better, how about you work with the Wyatts and set a new record for fastest match in WM ever?
I don't know what's worse, how much time the Rock can eat up by himself smiling like an idiot before he talks or Vince's obsession with Dwayne Johnson
>>1154301
>after last night he still thinks that Trips isn't behind Roman
SENIOR JOE RAW run is in the works
>>1154302
BMJ would obliterate Roman on the mic, Vince would be a moron if he lets those two interact.
>>1154302
Wow Vince is really going to work the IWC into cheering for BMJ and it will be glorious
>>1154249
Joe
>>1154285
Who's that falconarrow memer anyway?
>>1154211
BASED JOE COMING TO END THE ROMAN MEME
>>1154310
The only problem I see with Nakamaru is that he can't speak English. So he'll need a talker at the very least.
Heyman/Nakamaru?
>>1154310
please today please today please today
Nothing, I repeat NOTHING confirms that JOE is DEBUTING TONIGHT. Calm Your Tits.
Out. :P
>>1154318
Some backstage writer
>>1154320
Nakamura can speak English
>>1154323
Why does he still keep his job if he's posting that stuff on rebbit?
>>1154308
The Rock is so clearly juiced to the gills on trenbolone. Everyone I know who's on it, including the guys on /fraud/ all talk with that coke head attitude like
>EVERYTHING IS FUCKING AWESOME AND I'M THE MAN. TRENBOLONE IS GOD.
Friendly reminder Bray is le hotpockets man
>>1154320
He speaks English better than Tajiri and Funaki but the strong Engrish accent kills it
>>1154331
Brayyy Lmao
>>1154327
Why does Melzter still have a job
>>1154331
BRAY WYATT VS SAMOA JOE
HOTPOCKETS ON A POLE MATCH
>>1154326
But he has an accent and they'll probably be afraid he can't get over on his own because of it. That's why Cesaro had Heyman for a few months.
>>1154324
>>Rocky obliterates John on the mic
Never happened.
Cena wrecked Rock on promos because the Rock he faced was PG "Shell of myself" Rock.
Not to say that he's not still charismatic as fuck, but PG-Rock is out of his element.
Working within the constraining confines of PG is Cena's turf.
>>1154249
Based Joe
At takeover when he was covered in blood and just fucking up Balor he looked like a Wrestlemania Main Event calibur heel
>>1154331
>Bray Wyatt is what Vince thinks of the average hardcore wrestling fan
>even gave him the #AnyoneButRoman shtick
>Rock insults him to have sex and is a Hot Pockets man
Pretty meta
>>1154332
His personality and charisma just like Pentagon Jr. transcends languages, so speaking English is that non essential.
>>1154310
the fuck is this? why dont we have an insider too?
Lana is going to be a in-ring competitor all the way
>>1154334
90% of the shit he reports is speculations and he rarely is right
>>1154341
I mean, it's understandable since she doesn't have a wrestling background.
Her and Rusev just needs to stop getting all that heat if those reports are true
>>1154338
>Never happened.
Sure thing John
>>1154302
>BMJ calling Roman a B+ player
BASED
>>1154353
>he thinks calling me Cena is an insult
You have blessed my house.
>>1154345
We had swedecuck but he has a restraining order now
>>1154324
>Rocky obliterates John on the mic
you mean when he was reading his promos off his hand?
>>1154360
Rock promos lately are just a bunch of catchphrases he used over the years and basically nothing else
also pretty low-tier insults
>>1154302
HOLY SHIT.
i'm hyped for this match.
Literally how the fuck is wwe going to do this.
>>1154362
t. jabroni hotpockets man
>>1153612
If he gets shafted again like he was in Spectre I'm gonna be pissed
>>1154367
YOUR PARENTS ARE RELATED
>>1154369
As longs as Big Dave gets paid, it's all that matters
Daily reminder that Roman told the hosts that if some superstar wants sum, they can git sum and then they shifted the topic to John Cena (who is an honorary host of some sort) and Roman told them that he's ready for him if he wants to
>>1154358
WWE just wants her to be an in-ring competitor, that's been the plan for a long while.
She got hurt when she initially started training, then all that shit with the wedding ruining the love triangle feud Vince had going, but they seem to be going ahead with plans.
Like someone else pointed out, she has barely any wrestling history but she's pretty athletic, I think she was a backup dancer for some famous artists or some shit
>>1154336
That's because Cesaro has no charisma on the mic. Nakamura is the most charismatican guy on their payroll.
>>1154369
I didn't watch it, how did he get shafted?
>>1154354
B+E is some niggerspeak slang
>>1154380
He had no lines other than an expletive when he realized he would die. He was still the best part of the movie, though.
Surprise woman otnigth confirmed
>>1154385
can't even think who that would be
trish stratus?
>>1154385
>There is a women coming back tonight though. :)
This nigga types like a fucking ranjeet
>>1154385
Who ? Why would any woman come back? There aren't any other good women.
>>1154383
It's "breaking and entering", like in the felony.
>>1154385
L A Y L A
A
Y
L
A
>>1154385
bluepants
>>1154385
How hard would you mark?
https://youtu.be/STL1Rsi0_oU
>>1154385
>yfw Gail Kil comes back and embarrasses all the current bitches in-ring
TOP-TIER
ASIAN
P
O
O
N
A
N
I
>>1154386
Lita.
>>1154385
AWESOME KONG IS HERE TO BREAK THESE BARBIE BITCHES
>>1154395
she isn't exactly coming back, she was there yesterday
>>1154385
>Trish comes back and cuts a pointless promo
>Gets interrupted by Charlotte, Sasha, Becky and a debuting Bayley
>Lita runs in to make the save
>Lita and Trish clean the ring and walk out never to be seen again before next Wrestlemania
>The fans cheer wildly through the whole thing
>>1154400
>old hags burying childless turbosluts
>>1154398
>Nia Jax and Kong form a tag team
>they get a gimmick segment called "The High Test"
>they give a simultaneous bear-hug to random Divas and challenge them to break free
>>1154400
Bayley isn't debuting for a while, it's pretty clear she's sticking around for another Asuka match
>>>1154403
BOOK IT!
>>1153634
probably took a nasty bump and it was swollen dumbass
>>1154390
>yfw LayCool reunion
>>1154403
I NEED THIS
>>1154392
I'm just imagining Steph re-introducing her and the crowd being quite as hell.
>>1154405
Pretty sure he's just mocking yesterday's Rock/Wyatt segment senpai
>>1154418
Oh right, yeah.
I guess it shows just how bad things are where I read this and thought "Yeah, this sounds pretty likely, apart from this one part with Bayley"
>>1154387
Makes it more possible that he's an actual WWE writer really
>>1154391
>blue pants
KEK
MOVE OVER NEW STARS
First day at an internship, and WM.
wew.
watched the preshow and all, so that was about 7 hours of wrestling.
listo vs. Ryback
>listo stole dragos gear
>alright match, but no point really
all the diva paydays
>there are women int he ring and they got paid
>Nattie looks like a BDSM queen and Emma had the best gear of all the women
womens title gets unveiled
>i thought that white and red belt was some bait, but holy shit.
uces vs. dudleys
>why
>why is this a thing
>why wont the uces go away
IC match
>this match was great
>Miz didnt need to be in this match
>Owens did the steenbreaker, and thats always great
>Zayn did his spots
>Stardust had his funny ladder
>Sin Cara didnt botch
>Zack Ryder
>Really
>like, really?
styles vs jericho
>Styles had a great showing
>Jericho is a bit too old for this
>Whats the point of Jericho winning this?
>dont continue this feud.
New Day vs. LON
>New day had an amazing entrance
>DBZ gear looked a bit bulky
>LON kicking the bootyos was a nice touch
>then there was a baller match
>a lot of rusev being good
>then New Day loses
>a non title match for no reason
>and then old people come out
>Foley is barely walking
>Old people beat the people who beat the new day
>a celebration
theres 3 more hours of this
this is where the fucking reality of everythign hit me.
LESNAR VS AMBROSE
>THIS MATCH IS NOW?
>this match is just dean getting beat up, and hitting lesnar with things.
>theres a chainsaw
>they tease a barbed wire bad and thats it
>what a weird match that didnt have any memorable spots.
cont.
>>1154436
>They cut Hogan entirely from their history of Wrestlemania montage last night
The madmen actually went and did it.
So who replaced Neville for the intercontinental match? Ryder? Stardust? Sin Cara?
>>1154446
Sin Cara
>>1154385
Chyna v. Sunny in a Brazzers Contract on a Pole match
>>1154446
All of them. I don't even think it would be a ladder match had Mighty Mouse not gotten injured. It would be just Owens, Zayn, Neville and Miz in a Fatal 4...
Was Ziggler involved in the build-up for the IC? I sincerely can't remember about anything Ziggler does, I see him so much my brain just blots him out, like I'm always looking at my nose but never realize it.
FalconArrow confirmed that Samoa Joe is NOT debuting tonight. My excitement for raw is dead
>Is Samoa Joe debuting???
>Not tonight he isnt. Others are though.
>>1154465
link me faggot
>>1154465
F
U
C
K
>>1154466
https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/4dch01/amaa_time_lets_talk_wrestling/
here's the thread
>>1154465
>Balor no
>Joe no
Then who? Fucking Cj Parker if he is still signed?
>>1154466
https://www.reddit.com/user/falconarrow
Just read his comments
>>1154474
Corbin will be there, not really a debut obviously.
>>1154470
I was watching it earlier, but there are so many questions to get through mate.
Do you have specifically where he says he isn't debuting
>>1154470
Why doesn't /wwe/ have an insider?
>>1154481
C'mon man. link me the specific post
Biggest JUST in WWE: Bray Wyatt
Biggest JUST in NXT: Hideo Itami
Any objections?
>>1154478
Yeah but he said multiple debuts.
The italian faggots swiff how you doin or how they are called or how they are called are one. Who is the other. I really cant think of anyone. Crews? Shinsuke already? The two faggots from Bullet club? They wouldnt without Balor
>>1154439
the first main event of the night
womens wrestling
Womens title triple threat
>this match is fucking awesome
>Sashas entrance was fucking awesome with snoop doggy d o double d and some cutie rapping
>then there was pink things everywhere and the area around the ring looked like some boss fight in some anime ass game where you fight under those pink trees and theres pink leaves everywhere
>ric flair takes a bump
>ric flair is still around and helping charlotte win
>a lot of great triple threat wrestling where everyone is doing moves on everyone.
Taker vs. Shane
>oh boy
>oh boy oh boy
>Shane comes out and has little shanes
>little shanes get to watch daddy die
>taker comes out
>its the flabbertaker
>match starts out slow
>a lot of gross ass old taker snot
>A LOT OF REST SPOTS
>once the match goes to the big spots, this things turnt the fuck up
>dont do it shane
>DONT DO IT SHANE
>I WAS MARKING THE FUCK OUT AT THIS, BUT SHANE, DONT FUCKING DO IT
>he did it
>and then the match had a little comedy spot, and it was amazing
>i wanted shane to win so raw would be different
>because i wanted to see what Vinces idea of different was
>are you proud now daddy, i jumped off the cage
at this point, there was like, 2 matches and 2 hours to go.
and i had a haunting feeling that the 4.51.something runtime was not a mistake on WWE networks part.
ARMBAR
>thats a lot of people with no entrance
>oh hey, thats Corbin
>oh hey, its ddp
>whos that fat ass guy in the-
>thats fucking tatanka
>the fucking tatanka is in this
>why is no one mentioning tatanka
>SHAQ
>what the fuck is this now.
>slick scheister, the shaqmeister.
>nigga is as big as the big show
>then the armbar happens
>and there are fun spots
>and the armbar happens some more
>and the NXT guy wins it
>what the heck is this now?
THEY PUT OVER AN NXT GUY ON WRESTLEMANIA
>hour and a half left in the show
cont.
So the NXTs are officiallz
>Enzo and Cass
>Baron Corbin
.... I don|t get it, why Corbing ... why ... :-(
>>1154492
>https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/4dch01/amaa_time_lets_talk_wrestling/d1pqi99?context=3
Appreciate it mane.
>>1154488
Itami atleast has a golden storyline wtih Shinsuke in the making.
Bray is fucked until Taker retires or Jack the snake returns to put him over.
Also biggest JUST in NXT is appole crews.
What a fucking letdown.
>>1154489
I'd imagine Balor Club are a lock, they've been at the PC recently
Enzo and Cass as well
Bayley's sticking around in NXT despite losing her title
RIP RATINGS
>>1154500
Do you think they will be worst then when Rollins was champ?
>>1154494
Dunno if he's gonna be a regular on WWE though, probably just gonna shoot some promo with the trophy and leave.
>>1154499
>I'd imagine Balor Club
>without Balor
He is gone from Dallas.
>>1154500
No way. This guy is either winging it or being fed bullshit.
>>1154500
>RIP RATINGS
Seth Rollins isn't champ
What we could have had
>>1154505
They'll debut like nWo and do the "OH WE'VE GOT A THIRD GUY COMING" stuff
>>1154503
Memearrow said it is his debut
>>1154506
Nah.. he's been right on too many things
>rewatching IC ladder match
>Stardust pulls out polka dot ladder
>first he shakes it and screams a bit
>hears the Dusty chants
>there's a zoom on his face and he suddenly looks sad as fuck
:^(
>>1154500
Seth's record low ratings in a record high profit year proved that ratings don't matter anymore.
>>1154506
>no way
Is Roman keeping the belt until Summerslam so surprising? I'm more surprised that he isn't a lock to keep it until the next Wrestlemania and beyond desu
>>1154505
I really REALLY hope they don't ACTUALLY call the stable that and it was just a dumb shirt for marks.
It makes Finn Balor sound like Mickey Mouse and everyone else in the group like a complete bitchboi.
Vince doesn't care about you smarks and your boos
Since Balor is not in Dallas, i hope Bayley is the other debut
>>1154509
>reigns going over the other two
>brock squashing wyatt
Literally nothing.
Missing out on Cena v Taker is a huge blow though.
>>1154500
That's obviously a guess based on the easy prediction of a Shield triple threat there.
>>1154509
>>1154488
Breeze
>>1154510
The problem is those two without Balor are complete and utter shit.
>>1154527
Karl Anderson is based
>>1154522
In the ends its a work and Bullet club is actually Bayley club and Doc and HotAsianWife will be cosplaying as the inflatabe cocks.
>>1154521
No shit. You're still paying him to show up and boo. If you want it to change, stop going, stop watching, and cancel your subscription.
>>1154510
If they do that, then they'll need to have an actual surprise 3rd man this time around.
>>1154493
no one cares faggot.
>>1154531
Don't get my hopes up man
>>1154514
Stardust and Axel should start a tag team called Dead Daddys
Angle isn't coming lads.
>>1154545
CHAD GABLE
CALL ME CHAD GABLE
>>1154545
>Let shane almost kill himself
>Make Taker wrestle Brock even after that gorilla gave him a concussion. Twice, one in a hell in a cell
>NO DONT BRING BACK KURT IT WOULD BE TOO SCARY FOR HIS HEALTH THINK ABOUT THE KIDS
Fuck this company
>>1154493
>they have time for cheerleaders?
>the rock comes out
>the rock has a gun
>the rock has a shitty flamethrower that shoots fuckall
>the rock shoots the crowd and his name
>the rock does a thing in the ring
>wyatts come out
>oh there you were
>and now you are here, committing a career suicide.
>couldnt the social outcasts do this?
>then the rock beats a wyatt in 6 seconds
>injured ass cena comes out
>injured ass cena who "is in no condition to fight, he may look fine, but he is hurt" and "hasnt wrestled a match in years" rock beat the 3/4ths of the wyatt family including the biggest guy on the roster, in about 5 minutes.
>the wyatts are officially buried.
>there is nothing they can do to be a threat anymore.
main
e
vent
>no wait, its a slipknot music video
>no wait, its steph doing amateur theater in some mad max gear on a small balcony, with people wearing skulls and wwe title belts standing by
>she emasculates everyone
>ive been watching this for a while now,a nd cant tell if im having a bad dream, and if steph soon just fucks me or something
>no wait, its just a triple h entrance
>triple h entrances
>then roman entrances to a chorus of boos
>this is weird
>a match starts
>steph looks hot as fuck and keeps distracting me
>the crowd is weirdly against reigns
>and sometimes just goes quiet
>the crowd is weird as fuck during this
>i was tired as fuck during this match
>it was alright, but i was just spent
>stuff happens, and reigns hits a spear
>the crowd doesnt erupt in boos
>which it should have done if it wanted that weird ass haitch chanting to go somewhere.
that was a wrestlemania, and i watched it all.
and im tired as fuck now.
>>1154538
you cared.
>>1154511
Doubt he knows shit.
Okey
>Not Joe
>Not Balor + his retarded club
>Not bayley
>Corbin is already in
>Enzo and Cass probably
So as he said multiple debuts.
Who the hell can be the next one.
>>1154506
>winging it
All of his predictions regarding debuts and returns were called right for months now, he actually has inside info.
>>1154571
The Drifter :^)
>>1154571
Carmella.
>>1154571
Mojo? maybe Zack winning the IC championship was to get some hype for the Hype Bros
>>1154571
Jeff Harvey
>>1154581
kek, he wrestled Nakamura at Axxess and after getting btfo people were chanting "Drift away"
>>1154584
I would fucking kill myself.
>>1154581
>drifter jobbed to Apollo Crews :D on friday
>>1154584
>mfw zack loses the strap to mojo tonight in a 30 second squash
>>1154584
>mojo comes out and accidently costs Zack the title
>Zack vs Mojo feud
sounds like the type of retard booking that WWE would do desu
>>1154584
>Zack gets a title
>Still chained to the dead rock that is Mojo
Please God don't.
KEKITY KEKITY KEK
It's your return!! Yeeey!! RAW after wrestlemania rules!! xD
https://twitter.com/FearlessBellas_/status/717071040019607552
>>1154591
Me 2, he is a meme wrestler.
>>1154602
>He doesn't know it
>Cena returns
>"I'M BACK JACK, I DON'T HAVE A TITLE BUT I WANT A CHALLENGE"
>lights go off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJjZM5zFGuA
Would /wwe/ mark?
>>1154599
>incoming Miz episodes of Total Divas
based
>>1154571
Apollo?
>>1154599
>https://twitter.com/FearlessBellas_/status/717071040019607552
Yay... that's great
look how hyped we are
>>1154599
W H Y
H
Y
>Emmas Face
>>1154615
Nice boots that add like 5 cm and he is still smaller than Mojo
>>1154599
WHAT'S MARYSE DOING IN THE TOTAL DIVAS ZONE?
>>1154599
>Miz on total divas
The shoe just became must see television
>>1154610
>Time spent in NXT
>2 days
Yeah, i dont thnik so.
Probably around Summerslam.
>>1154610
Blowing that load too early. Nakamura still needs some conditioning before facing WWE's big cash cows.
WELL FUCK MY ASS.
>>1154626
>Roman will open Raw with 40 minute promos
Please no.
>>1154599
Only reason anyone is going to enjoy this is because we're going to experience more Based Miz
>>1154318
bob holly. he knows a writer on the creative team.
anyone got a webm of the Steenbreaker on Miz?
>>1154628
>>1154628
40 minutes of Real Lyfe
>>1154628
Oh fuck i didn't think of that. I was hoping it meant that Shane was gonna stick around with the Authority leaving
>>1154615
Does she want to fuck mojo?
>>1154629
That fucking scum look Miz gave last night just before Zack pushed him off... God I love to hate Based Miz so much.
>>1154641
She wants to watch as Mojo and Zack fuck each other.
Zack confirmed beta being pegged every night
>>1154651
That Australian blood.
She is probably a nice fuckbuddy tho.
>>1154651
Strayans are known for being cunts
>>1154643
I seriously love Miz so much, I might actually try Total Diva's if he's on it a lot
Him and Ziggler on Ride Along were great
>>1154638
(You) me so I see this shit and I'll do it
wait up senpai
>>1153632
>>1153638
>>1154651
What did he expect? She's a criminal, she stole that cellphone cover AND her entire country is a penal colony.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrSXcT-IzXE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJjZM5zFGuA
Which one is better?
>>1154663
are you by any chance the korea webm guy from /sp/
also, the steenbreaker senpai.
>>1154651
>emma is mean
>this mark getting worked this hard by someone he works with
Next year might be Taker's last
>>1154663
He looks amazingly but in the ring he looks more gassed than Taker. Time to retire from being a wrestler trips.
I'm going to bed. Going to dream about Samoa Joe probably. Good night lads, hope RAW is great, gonna watch it tomorrow morning
>>1154672
Taker will never retire.
Never
>>1154672
Cena Wins LOL vs Taker Wins LOL
Will be MOTY.
Super fans are cancer
>>1154672
Even if he does it would be a decade too late.
>>1154689
What are superfans?
>>1154689
wew
>>1154694
If taker retired in 2006 it would have been such a waste.
He still is the best 2m+ wrestler in the company
>>1154689
cuck clown btfo
>>1154668
social outcasts easily.
that new nakamura theme is shit.
HOW MANY BONGS
>>1154695
I think they were reffering to those fags like the clown or that brock lesnar dude that wears the same autistic edgy shirt every time
>>1154706
3 bongs w/14 bings
>>1154704
Well probably the highlight of his clowning career was Mick giving him a beer at WM
>>1154702
A decade was just spitballing, it would be a shame if he retired after facing Mark fucking Henry at Wrestlemania.
But I think he could have retired neatly after Edge on 2008, Michaels in 2010 or Punk in 2013.
>>1154714
The best time for him to retire would have been last year desu
Lose to Bray and Bray inherits his powers or some bullshit
>>1154178
is that our little rosy cheeck david flair?
best theme in the bussiness david flair?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hlO_1JGTww
>>1154728
Would work if Bray didnt look like a complete fuckboi compared to Taker presence-wise and body-wise too.
>>1154728
Yeah instead of just kissing his forehead before Sister Abigal, he should of french kissed him for like 3 minutes like he was inherited his powers.
>>1154733
steph looked hotter tho.
>>1154669
Britbong lad
>>1154638
>>1153722
>>1154746
>>1154746
oh. well thanks bud.
>>1154750
That was top tier
>>1154750
How the fuck Sami does that move at the end of that webm is still beyond me.
>>1154755
You have the full Wrestlemania video file right. Use an editing program to cut it down to the part you want. render it, upload it to gfycat.com and save it. Thats what I do, although I know this anon has posted 2 minute ones so he might of used comand line, thats what I use for longer ones.
I'm officially a KO mark. He's the perfect heel.
>>1154756
There's so much room for error that pretty much every time he does it I think he's going to mess it up and it's just going to look completely terrible as he gets stuck in between or some shit
>>1154765
I use Xmedia but I wouldn't recommend downloading it because the other day I went to update it and it detected a trojan in the file
WebM for Retards is pretty good too
>>1154776
Do you imagine that fat body naked?
Sandow at least deserved his own entrance to the battle royal
>>1154796
I'd say Tatanka did too.
>>1154806
Yeah, but it'd have been sad if it happened and he got a mediocre to non existent reaction
reminder
>>1154868
Thats the point, Its just a reminder how not fucking over they were.
>>1154886
I know. I meant from the WWE camera cuts standpoint. Why would they do that.
>Erick Rowan vs the Rock in the co-main event drew more than Cena vs Rock
Push Big Red the Vintner
Honestly what in the fuck was that Rock/Wyatts segment?
>Rock looks scared
>then puts Bray over a little
>then completely destroys the family with jokes
>proceeds to bury Rowannetty
>Cena comes back to embarrass them all even more
What's next for Bigg Hoss' career?
>>1154937
Entertaining.
>>1154948
Debuting at the LU temple as Swag Jagger
>>1154959
WE
THE BEANERS
>>1154948
hopefully released, he's shite lad
Do you think it's hard pretending to be excited for matches as if they were real? I was watching the preshow panel last night and cringing throughout.
>>1154937
it was based, bmj came back lad
>>1154974
Back in the day there was a wrestler I used to watch on local tv call 'El Migra' who dressed up as a border patrol agent and cut these proto trump-esque promos on mexicans and whenever he used to wrestle he'd throw corn tortillas at audiences.
Twist was that the guy looked mexican af which made it more hilarious.
>>1154385
It's Brie
>>1154385
AJ LEE IS COMING BACK WE DID IT BROS!!
>>1155008
Kek
not that long ago Sandow dressed up as Border Patrol and called Sin Cara a masked illegal
fun times
>>1154987
Doesn't the fact you were watching indicate you were excited too?
1 bong 47 bings?
>>1154599
Wait, can they still call it Total Divas? Won't they have to call it Total Women
>>1155195
It was so weird hearing Cole call them superstars throughout the match last night.
all boards report! /co/ here.
>>1155366
Fuck off loser
>>1155366
That doesn't look very /co/
GAME THREAD WHERE?
