bada boom
realest guys in the room
debuting tonight get hype
first for memes straight off the bat
first for anti-smarks need to please have sex
>yfw they debut
>and then you hear APA theme
>JBL takes his jacket off and clotheslines from hell the shit out of Cass while Enzo runs away
If those faggots debut before Senior Joe i will be angry.
I liked the idea of Steph's promo but it went on for too long.
>>1153592
The whole show went too long.
Did the Reddit faggot who predicted Shane's return say something about tonight?
>>1153572
Hopefully these pair of fags get fed to the based Usos.
>>1153591
what if they both debut tonight but enzo and cass in hour one and senior joe hour two?
Ryder loses the IC title tonight, screencap this.
Based Big Dave making moves
https://twitter.com/DaveBautista/status/717029500169498624
>>1153607
>yfw his father came out and hugged him after Zack won the title
This is close to being Axel saying "happy birthday dad" lately
>>1153612
based bluetista gonna make bank in a terrible fucking sequel
>>1153625
as long as the check clears, it's all good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sij25UyDwro
SHAQ VS ROMAN REIGNS WHEN?
>>1153599
What the fuck was happening with his eye in that interview at Mania? Either he had something stuck in it or he was having a stroke
>>1153632
That was a god tier sell really
>>1153632
Rusev sold it well considering it was an awful stuunner
>shaq had better sounding/fitting entrance music than 80% of the roster has
kek based Shaq
Legosexual, tonight?
>Triple H didn't bury Roman
>they are going to have a rematch
>Reigns is going to win
>the more he wins the louder the boos
>5 years of Roman
>>1153612
I feel nothing but happiness for Dave with all these good opportunities and fat paydays.
Good for him. He deserves it. And now he has leverage on WWE, and he shit talks them constantly.
Based Dave.
https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/717013496865533954
wait, sweden actually did it?
>>1153647
Spotted at Dallas airport flying home, ain't happening homie.
>>1153658
The madman did it again
>>1153638
how the fuck do I save webms senpai
>>1153658
I just wanna highlight how fucking awful Paige looked last night.
Like, honestly, what happened to this chick? I remember her being at least solid on NXT, now she's not just booked poorly, or listless, she's genuinely one of the sloppiest wrestlers in the fed.
Everything she does looks tripe.
>>1153632
>>1153638
Should've just been RUSEV edition desu
>>1153665
was he flying home or was the demon flying home
>>1153670
>right click
>save video as
https://vine.co/v/ij2LOibHL1P
SETH IS WALKING AGAIN!
webm of the Sasha botch people were mentioning? Didn't see it.
post yfw based Charlotte retained
>>1153678
BASED GOAT
>>1153658
this was in the replies. I really don't understand normies. How is this funny. The real autism tbqh
>>1153678
>>1153678
I want to be hyped about this guy, because he's clearly talented and gonna be a big part of the future, but every time I see him I just get horrific, 'nam-style flashbacks to some truly WOAT promos.
>>1153673
She was top of the fucking world last year, especially coming into 'Mania. She had good heat on her debut, and her NXT work was fucking great.
Now look where she is, 23 years old and already treated like yesterdays throwaway. She has potential, now she's slumming it on Total Divas being booked poorly or not even booked at all and her wrestling skills have fucking PLUMMETED a mere few months after she debuted.
Same shit's happening with Charlotte, her NXT work and main roster work is like night and fucking day.
>>1153678
COME BACK TO ME CROSSFIT JESUS
>>1153693
But you have to think about the shit feuds they gave him. The Kane one was awful and he could only do so much with Lesnar when he was a part timer.
However, I agree that his mic skills are pretty weak. Its not that he can't talk, its that he can't talk for long.
>>1153696
they get tubby on main roster too must be eating on the road too much
>>1153673
All those house shows wear you down after awhile. That plus travelling + shifty food + less exercise/gym time = what we see now.
was the original plan for mania supposed to be rollins vs hhh? or was is always reigns vs hunter?
>>1153701
>its that he can't talk for long.
Honestly it seems like it's less that and more that they just gave him 10 or 20 minute promos where he's essentially doing what the Authority does and recapping everything we've already heard or seen. It's less his delivery I think and he was on every other segment.
>>1153701
True. He did start a hot-streak on PPV towards the end, there. After about MiTB/SS he was killing it monthly.
If he came back as a face and revived the USOC to haul that piece of shit out of Kalisto's clutches and back into the upper-card, I'd mark.
>>1153678
What is the audio? In class and can't hear
I'm gonna say this, Nakamura won't do well in the main roster. He works great in Japan and NXT because that's where smarks go. In WWE he'd be turned into some racist comedy act and won't be allowed to wrestle strong style because PG. He is definitely the most charismatic guy in the whole company, but in Vince's hands he will fall flat.
>>1153674
>>1153719
>muh faggy jap
What the fuck is strong style anyway?
>>1153712
Most likely Seth.
>>1153719
He will. He's going to be the Face of WWE's Japanese extension.
You saw it last night, there's an Asian announce team, now. They're taking it seriously, so they'll take him seriously.
Also, "Strong style" was a marketing ploy devised by Inoki to validate his efforts against Giant Baba. It is whatever it wants to be.
>>1153719
>im gonna say something that has been posted a million times already
No one cares fuck off
>>1153726
people think stiffing your opponent makes you a better wrestler.
>>1153719
This happens with every Japanese wrestler. You should know this by now.
I don't think an asian wrestler has ever been Main Event tier. Maybe Ricky Steamboat.
God fucking help Hideo Itami and Asuka when they come up as well. Call ups are the death knell for half of the NXT roster.
>>1153712
http://411mania.com/wrestling/wwe-didnt-panic-after-seth-rollins-injury/
>Seth
>Relevant
>Ever
>>1153722
RUSSIAN
THUNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1153744
I don't watch NXMeme but isn't Hideo injured bad?
>>1153755
Yeah, he hasn't been around for a long ass time.
Real bad shoulder injury.
So the point of that storyline was to get our hopes up that Shane may appear on RAW regularly and instead we're left with nothing and Fattaker winning the match and Vince not even coming out to boast
>>1153757
How are things looking for him?
>>1153744
Memeboat was hawaiian i think
>>1153746
Pretty inaccurate, Rollins was going to wrestle H, Roman and Bork was the title Rematch.
>>1153758
>Fattaker
>not the Overeater
Also, Shane will ultimately get control. I wouldn't even put it past them to have him beat Taker. Just not retiring him at WM in his home state.
>>1153749
Any idea where abouts in the match? Can't really be bothered looking through it
>>1153758
Shane just did a one time favor for his pops
>>1153726
> faggy
But he's already gotten more pussy than you ever will
>>1153758
I foolishly thought The Authority would finally fuck off, they might be the worst GM/guys in charge characters ever.
>>1153775
maybe in the second half or somewhere in the middle, don't really remember
>>1153764
The news on his recovery is really sparse out and I don't hear much of it like with Rollins or Zayn.
So either it's really bad and the recovery is just gonna have to take a long time or this is serious enough to cause problems down the line for his career.
>>1153780
I actually hoped for a double turn in the main event and Haitch joining Shane after Shane beats Taker.
Fuck, I got my hopes up too high
>>1153599
i think he'll do an ama in 1 or 2 hours, so no scoops until then
>>1153784
I'll see desu, might look for it might not
>WM 33
>randy doing a segment about him doing nothing for WM
>legends come out
>he RKO's them all
Could've done this shit yesterday, Vince. Just imagine Randy in his legend killer persona again.
>>1153796
but randy is a legend now
>>1153796
Are there any legends left to wrestle though?
They are either too old, dead, or have bad relations with the company.
>>1153796
It wouldn't even make sense anymore the whole gimmick was that he was a fresh young guy beating over the hill old fucks
>>1153792
I marked for the impromptu announcement of Rock doing a match.
Only to be fucking disappointed by it being both 6 seconds long, and then just turning out to be schmozz between Rock & Cena and the Wyatts.
>people were so high on bray around WM30
You fucking fools. I knew as soon as he lost to Cena that it was all over. The kiss of death is real.
>>1153658
swedecuck making moves. last time i saw him he made a thread on /sp/ a couple months ago.
>>1153800
They could do a thing like Orton wants to be in his prime again but it's too late
>>1153800
He should kill himself then
>>1153612
I'm happy for him.
I honestly thought his Hollywood career wouldn't pan out well and he'd be like a z-list actor, but the moment he signed on with Marvel he was set. Good on him, glad he's now a bigger entity that WWE needs as opposed to the other way around
>>1153719
biggest faggot I've ever seen. he rested his head on the gingers dick for fucks sake.
>muh swagsuke hard kicky
>>1153719
He's interesting to watch, and that intro was awesome. I never watched NJPW but he seems to be the only guy so far that's warranted the hype
Did Ric politic the ending to that match?
How did Shane survive that?
>>1153806
Has anyone ever benefited from an "overcome the odds" Cena loss?
>>1153588
And they rename themselves as ABA: Acolytes Burial Agency. From now on, every time someone debuts on the main roster, they get squashed by JBL and Simmons, eventually they just grow tired and show up at a Takeover to squash the entire NXT roster.
>>1153758
Maybe they'll form a resistance with Shane and Taker at the helm, with how Taker respected Shane at the end?...
>>1153852
Air bags under the announcers table. You can actually see them.
>>1153845
The only thing Ric politicked was how much he got to touch the other divas that match
>Today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NONOZGGejb8
Would you mark out?
>>1153826
>he thinks you can make a living being cast as supporting characters in b-tier sci fi and capeshit every 6 months
he'll get addicted to drugs and die within a decade
>>1153859
AH LOVE IT MAGGLE
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS BUH-RUN?
>tfw Charlotte retained
SO fucking happy that they didn't put the belt on Sasha
>>1153855
Cesaro desu his losses on RAW were actually building him up and getting him support and everyone thought his Cena match was amazing
>>1153872
of course
>>1153872
he has a third match with balor coming
>>1153872
Yeah, that theme is fucking god tier and Joe is great.
SHAME THERE'S ALREADY 3 OTHER SAMOANS THAT ARE ALL SHIT
>>1153855
Honestly can't think of one.
Even if they DO recover years later, every loss like that sends them down to mid-card/jobber territory and made into a joke.
>>1153872
yes, vince backed up the wrong samoan
>>1153888
To be fair Joe is the only samoan on the roster right now who is actually not fucking shit
https://twitter.com/mattfarmer93/status/717022459191373824
>"our sport"
>jumping on to a big airbag is "life threatening"
I can't stop laughing. What a retard.
>>1153882
is that fucking killer mike in the back?
>>1153897
Also the only Samoan that's not part of the Rock's family iirc
>>1153872
>Samoa Joe debuts in the main roster with bodyarmor and blue contacts as The Rock's other cousin
>tfw wrestlemania 32 felt like a 2009 episode of TNA
>>1153911
wew
>>1153888
>>1153897
>tfw vince could've backed joe as the top guy who is samoan.
>>1153899
>host of Indyriffic Podcast
He just want's more flips
>>1153899
I mean it was dangerous, but it certainly wasn't as extreme as he was making it out to be.
No fucking way would Vince let Shane do shit that could potentially make him the next Mick Foley in terms of absolute shit health.
I mean did you see Mick Foley last night? Guy could barely walk
>>1153612
i'm sure vince is now sucking batista's dick on constant basis
>>1153872
CFO's best theme desu
>>1153872
why is this theme so good but almost everything else cfo$ does is bad to terrible
>>1153899
Nah, he's just trying to trole
>>1153909
i just remmember rusev being on the outside and on the floor
>>1153885
>Samoa Joe goes into a feud where he destroys the USO's and Roman for being an embarrasment to glorious somoan master race.
THE BOOKING WRITES ITSELF
>>1153917
I wouldn't even be mad if Joe main evented WM over Roman against Haitch.
That motherfucker is way better in-ring and could carry Haitch to a top match
>>1153900
>killer mike exercising
>>1153923
Rusev and Wade Barret's are alright. Real American is great
From what it looks like, CFO$ is just absolutely garbage when it comes to doing guitar/rock themes.
>>1153914
NO CRIMSON FACE ALLOWED.
DELETE THIS SHIT OR I'M STOPPING THE THREAD
>>1153923
For a company known for high production values, why the fuck do they cut corners when it comes to theme songs? CFO$ are pure garbage.
Remember when actual bands did the themes?
>>1153933
CFO$ suffer from DUDE GUITAR RIFFS LMAO that all sound same-y in way too many places.
>>1153930
Dude if it was Haitch v Joe main eventing mania I would've been happy just to see it.
Let alone be guaranteed a shitton better match than what I just saw at WM32.
Balor v Joe II blew the fuck out of their first match in terms of quality.
Samoa Joe is getting old, was it ever their intention for him to go to the main roster, or to be more of a final boss of NXT?
>>1153882
are her breast pure muscle or partially silicone?
>>1153945
Age has never been that big of a factor unless you've got shit health paired with it.
If you can draw and sell merch big, then you can still have time to shine
>>1153874
He's making far more than he ever could in WWE
What was the last theme Jim Johnston composed. As far as I know it was Harper and Rowan's solo themes, which were both based as fuck
>>1153960
And I may be wrong but Joe is not really injury-prone, too. So he may as well have a few long years left in him. And since he's top tier in the ring he actually may turn out good on the main roster.
>yfw AJ vs AA vs Senor Joe in WWE
Top kek, a few years ago TNA was all over WWE rejects and now it's almost the other way around but they're not really rejects, more like survivors of a sinking ship
>>1153874
I'm sure everyone said the same thing when Rock was doing shit movies like the mummy or fairy dad
>>1153945
>Samoa Joe is getting old
He literally moves like he would be 20 years younger compared to his last TNA runs.
He is better in-ring than the usos and Reigns combined.
Will there be anywhere streaming RAW tonight?
>>1153945
Joe is the same age as Cena and Lesnar, it's fine.
>>1153964
Were those after Swagger's new one? Patriot is a an elite theme
>>1153954
All becauase of Taker desu.
>>1153964
>Jim Johnston
>let's think about the characters gimmick, what would fit his personality and his looks
>CFO$
>DUDE GUITAR RIFFS LMAO
>>1153964
League of Nations and Sting
>>1153927
ffs lad
>>1153806
>there was a time when we all thought the wyatt family would become a monster heel team dominating everyone until that one special babyface rises up to stop them
>they're all but jobbers now that keep getting teased at becoming a thing
It hurts.
>>1153874
He can probably make a living being part of the most financially successful franchise in history, yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS2b_xJALwo
>tfw Werner Herzog will never write for WWE
>>1153977
Yeah they were after, but you are right, that is definitely a top 5 theme of all time
>>1153972
>He is better in-ring than the usos and Reigns combined.
Not even difficult.
Reigns is average with defined limitations, Usos are strictly sub-par.
>>1153982
>people still hating on CFO
Sasha and Bo's themes fit their characters perfectly. He has a good little arsenal tucked away yet people still give them shit because Dean and Seth's themes suck.
If Enzo and Big Cass don't get moved up and save this fucking tag division I am literally done with RAW
>>1154010
Bayleys is pretty bad too so is AJ's
>>1154010
Briemode is the best
AJ lost so they can make him a heel by admitting Jericho is a better wrestler then AJ snaps and beats him up so he can go tour with his band after tonight. Shane is going to force a hostile takeover by introducing Balor Club
>People still hating on CFO$ after this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJjZM5zFGuA
>>1154012
It's sad because NXT builds dedicated tag teams and the main roster just butchers them and makes their own. Ascension have some great two man moves that they never use because they never wrestle anymore.
>>1154017
Bayley fits the character perfectly, though.
>>1154017
True, but on the other hand. Sheamus, Rusev, Finn Balor, all have great themes. I'm sure we could think of some more.
>>1154023
Shane still has a secret he holds over Vince's head, doesn't he? I hope that's not forgotten about or is some shitty reveal like another illegitimate son angle.
>>1154030
you like finns?
The existence of Dean and Brock's match honestly made the PPV worse
>>1154035
Absolutely, that match and the whole shitshow with The Rock stand out like a sore thumb.
>>1154024
I still fucking love Joe's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NONOZGGejb8
>>1154024
Honestly, it's more the way Nakamaru composes himself during the entrance that makes it great
>>1154035
And it was the match I was most looking forawrd to baka, what a joke. After the ladder match was so good I actually had really high hopes for the rest of the show.
>>1154012
>not being done after this raw until summerslam
>then done again until the rumble to post mania raw
Everything else is no longer worth your time.
>>1154024
It's way worse than Subconscious though.
>>1154048
It's still pretty awesome that that beginning part of the song has been retained throughout his career. shit defines him
>>1154057
>not sticking around to see what kind of adventures enzo and cass find themselves in
>not patiently waiting for senor joe
>not wanting to see orton vs anderson in a who can land a cutter out of nowhere match
Reasons for optimism exist
If Joe's music hits on RAW I'm gonna flip
Joe is LONG overdue to be in the spotlight
>>1153966
>now it's almost the other way around but they're not really rejects, more like survivors of a sinking ship
and the captain of the new ship is punishing the survivors for surviving.
>>1154048
Not gunna lie, I really hated Joe after what happened to Tyson Kidd, even if it was a freak accident, but I love him now.
>>1154070
>I really hated Joe after what happened to Tyson Kidd,
They should use it as a storyline and show how Senior Joe dosn't give a fuck about what happend.
>liking borin corbin
>>1154068
Who the hell is Joe?
>>1154086
Corbin has improved very much in-ring and has good delivery as a speaker. His "fuck the indies" gimmick is entertaining.
>>1154077
inb4 Joe cuts a promo about numbers that lie
>>1154086
that was fucking weird he's really not ready for the main roster but they have a bunch of people who are. Joe could have used that win especially to debut tonight.
>>1154091
I've been watching since his nxt debut and he's still awful.
>>1154058
Subconscious is generic Dynasty Warriors sounding shit
>>1154091
No it's shitty crowd banter and he can't act for shit. Still needs to improve quite a bit in the ring and just does not look like a star. Always about to cry and is too skinny fat.
>>1154087
What a Samoan wrestler should be.
>>1154070
That's not Joe's fault.
That shit was eventually going to happen, the muscle buster was just quite literally the straw that broke the camel's back
THIS FAT SUMMABITCH
>>1154087
A respectable Samoan who isn't related to the Rock
>>1154095
Kenta was in it last time and look where he's at. The NXT spot in that rumble doesn't always guarantee that they're going to move up immediately
>>1154107
Oh shit, i had a brainfart, i thought you meant someone with Joe as a first name
Charlotte's F A T T I D D I E S were almost popping out, she was constantly pushing her top up during the match.
post yfw Joe doesn't debut tonight.
So did we see a Becky nipple or are our mind playing tricks?
>>1154115
Are they real do you think?
>>1154115
They are disgusting fakes, though.
>>1154116
>it's a meme balor club debut instead
>>1154012
Did Cornetto speak his mind yet?
Joey Samoey on Raw tonight hype
>>1154112
He also destroyed his shoulder right after.
>>1154123
Yea, who else do they have? Meme Club?
BREAKING NEWS
DAVE MELTZER FROM BIRD WATCHING OBSERVER NOTED THAT A CERTAIN MAIN WITH BIG ARMS, BLONDE HAIR AND A GOATEE WAS SEEN BACKSTAGE YELLING AT A CHUBBY MALE
>>1154140
WAS HE ALSO WEARING CHAIN MAIL?
>>1154140
>Scott Steiner vs Samoa Joe in WWE
I would fucking mark out into the orbits.
>>1154140
Fucking Michael Hayes.
>>1154146
SENIOR JOE
THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE
>>1154140
SAVE US STEINER
>>1154140
NO SYMPY
>>1154146
THEN YOU THROW KURT ANGLE INTO THE MIX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI
>>1153681
What botch? Her dive?
>>1154158
HOLY SHIT, IT'S HAPPENING
>>1154158
I wonder how many takes of this they did before saying fuck it this is close enough
>I AM HARD!
>>1154159
Sunset flip
>>1154158
>tfw really though Scott came back after heating the sirens on some RAW
>it was just le wacky lunatic in an ambulance
I'VE BEEN WORKED FOR THE LAST TIME
>>1154100
Give me a time and place and ill kick the shit out of you you fat faggot
>David Flair
>>1154171
Wasn't that more on Becky for not pulling back for not doing the german in time?
They recovered well regardless desu, I can WebM it if you really want
>>1153675
kek
>still no custom plates
JUST
>>1154186
Spiderman plates back on Romans title soon I guess
>>1154134
Honestly, keep them in NXT.
>>1154192
>Even the hosts don't like Roman
Can't wait for another night of Vince being a pussy and muting the crowd
>>1154186
>Charlotte plates are just pictures of her dad
>Storyline about how bad the state of the WWE is and how the underdog is going to win to change it for the better
>mentions all the grievances that most of the older audience tends to complain about
>Underdog loses and everything stays the same
Thanks WWE
>>1154198
They do actually, they're normies who think wrestling is too cool for them.
>>1154181
I dunno, mate. I have to rewatch it. You can WebM if you'd like
>>1154174
Here senpai, a track that's better than Subconscious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJKNO16Ox10
https://twitter.com/SamoaJoe/status/717022301854650368
STATUS: HAPPENING
>>1154186
It's not official until their profile on the site gets updated with a picture of them with the belt.
>>1154211
>Should bend a little Heaven I can not, I will move Acheron.
I think he's just quoting something
>>1154117
Barely.
So, that guy on plebbit who is part of WWE said this
>However I think this sub will be disappointed in one return that causes a title change tonight. Who knows though, I really like it though.
RIP Zack or RIP Kalisto?
>>1154211
Joe destroying (ofc until Roman overcomes the odds)Roman is literally my wrestling dream right now.
Please be true
>>1154211
JOE NEW AUTHORITY GUY
FACING ROMAN AT EXTREME RULES
>>1154220
Kalisto getting jobbed to BMJ
>>1154220
Kalisto lad
>>1154211
>Samoan vs Samoan
>Samoa vs Joe
It's the ultimate pottery considering SJ taught Cena how to wrestle and now more than a decade later he will do the same to the new Cena.
Corbin winning last night was his official moving up
>>1154220
Kalisto for sure
>>1154231
>Implying Joe will not win
He buried Corbin and he will bury Roman.
>>1154211
BASED FUCKING SENIOR JOE
>>1154232
>Big Corbin
>no Big Dog, Big Guy, Big Corbin and Big Josh destroying indy darlings
>>1154228
This.
Need to elevate those midcard titles again with the BMJ open challenge
>>1154220
If it's Kalisto, it's going to be BMJ
If it's Zack, it might be Cesaro
>>1154236
Corbin and Roman are different though
He's the NXT final boss and when he moves to the main roster he'll just be Roman's Umaga
>>1154239
>tfw AJ Styles jobs to Corbin in 30 seconds
>>1154211
>https://twitter.com/SamoaJoe/status/717022301854650368
SENOR JOE
THE NUMBERS DONT LIE
>Corbin and Joe get called at the same night..almost..kinda
Who are you more hyped about?
I am on that Joe hype train.
>>1154220
Kalisto for sure Zack is getting whatever storyline Neville was supposed to get when he was suppose to win
>>1154077
>Cesaro returns on Raw
>Yells to cut off his awful music
>He's back for one reason only: Revenge
>Plays clip of Tyson's crippling on the titantron
>Calls Joe to come out
>Joe does
Sick feud and Cesaro gets a decent song while at it.
