The Raw after Wrestlemania aka Mememania is in just a few hours and if past years are any indication then a whole lot of shit will be going down. What are your predictions for swerves, debuts and returns?
>An actual promo for Ryde
>Damien Sandow return as intellectual saviour
>BMJ shills Roman, probably tag match main event
>Disgusting fat smarks chant stupid things
>Le Balor Club debut
The crowd aka the people paying money, will cheer for things it wants to see. Instead you'll get Reigns and more Authority shit shoved down your throat. I don't know a company that hates its consumers as much as the WWE does.
my prediction is that i'm gunna fuck yur mum this night :^)
>>1153249
damn son
I have a feeling AJ will cut a promo and introduce the Boring Club
>Balor Club
More like Manlet Club amirite?
>authority promo to open that gets shit on
>tag match to end that gets shit on
>Shane sticks around somehow, as a manager maybe?
>a ton of new day chants
>memext debuts to cull the smarks
>injury returns to cull the smarks
>Undertaker retirement announcement
>overall a good show, one with promise for the coming weeks. Coming weeks that will all be shit because mania season is over.
Vince Russo's assistant or whatever on his podcast nearly outright said that WWE is debuting Enzo and Cass tonight.
What did he mean by this?
>>1153213
20 min Authority promo vowing revenge on Reigns to set up an Extreme Rules rematch no one wants to see
20 Min Authority promo gloating victory over Shane's loss
New Day/ Lads rematch for the belts
Baron Corbin bores a national live tv audience for the first time
old timers do something wacky
Brie does the job to Nia Jax
Zack drops the belt back to KO
Charlotte beats Bayley via nepotism
Reigns gets booed out the building
>>1153290
seems legit
>>1153290
I laughed out loud with the Baron Corbin boring a national live tv audience. While I've not seen much about him he doesn't seem like a charismatic heel, just an emo, edgy, balding Roman Reigns.
>Roman Reigns opens
>interrupted by a 20 minute authority promo
>First match is a tag team match with the League of nations squashing the social outcasts
>Ryder gets a back stage segment and no match
>Enzo and Cass interrupt a New Day segment and it will arguable be the best thing of the evenint
>baron corbin will also show up
>Diva match
>Ric Flair is there
as an aside I odn't think I would be surprised at all if Charlottes entire heel push is just because Ric needs a weekly paycheck becasuse he spent everything on blow and hookers.
>Cena shows up, and buries the entire league of nations
>wyatts do a thing that means nothing
>Heyman does a thing for Lesnar
>Roman main event where he wins and stands tall over his opponent.
What's in the safe?
>>1153959
Goldberg's contract
>>1153283
Hunter is fucking drunk again
>>1153959
A pair of huge, dangling grapefruits
>Roman talks for more than 5 minutes, and everyone in the audience falls asleep
>Shane O Mac will show up one last time before jetting back to China for at least another half decade.
>he may also announce that WM32 was his last match (he really shouldn't do any more high spots at his age, and it works into the story)
>Cena shows up
>Cheap rematches from WM
>The audience shit on absolutely everyone
CM Punk chants
>>1153283
He has one of the infinity gems.
>>1153278
>>Undertaker retirement announcement
Pfffft, as if Taker would retire to Shane as his last match.
>>1153237
You would be a terrible business person if you booked matches based on the crowd cheers.
>>1153290
>20 Min Authority promo gloating victory over Shane's loss
They won't even give it that much respect. They'll pretty much move on as if it never happened. I don't understand that about 'Mania. They don't ever take time to reinforce storylines during the show. They just shove as much shit as possible into 7 hours then recap how it related to the build-up storylines during the next night's RAW.
>Roman gets introduced
>BOOOOOOOOOO
>"I CAN... AND I DID"
>BOOOOOOOOOO
>Hunter comes out and says the he's going to get his rematch at payback
>Dean gets added to take another pin
>New Day vs League of Nations
>Enzo and Cass debut
>Charlotte promo
>Banks comes out and gets a singles match at payback
>Banks and Lynch vs Team B.A.D because why not
>Vince comes out and mentions shane's in hospital and is a failure then leaves
>AJ styles comes out and asks for another match with Jerishill
>Jerishill says no but in two weeks something dumb will happen and he'll get a match
>Heyman says that Brock has conquered someone else and is going back to his home planet until further notice
>Brie Bella comes out and pins Lana in a tag match before retiring
>Paige and Eva Marie start feuding for some dumb reason
>Baron Corbin comes out and attacks Kalisto - Corbin vs Kalisto at payback
>Dean and Roman promo
>"I TOOK THE BEAST TO THE LIMIT, I WANT THAT TITLE BROTHER"
>"COME GET IT"
>BOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Dean and Roman stand tall over some jobbers before Triple H stares them down
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>>1154150
oh wait, add this
>Wyatts come out
>Balor Club debut
>Wyatts vs Balor Club at payback
>Cena does a promo sometime and gets a feud with Del Rio or some shit
