u lazy shits will never make a new thread
>>1148590
first for rollins return
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Hey it's that weird looking cuck from Takeover Dallas in the crowd.
triple h wins
So this is no DQ after all.
lovato-poster I miss u
>>1148564
in murica lad, from middle east, big big ramen fan :^)
i made five threads you cunt, i dont know the bump limit here
This match is so fucking boring, I hate it so much. It's not helping they are muting out the boos and the ROMAN SUCKS. It's so fucking quiet.
MORE SHITCHANTS PLS
based haitch was right once again
taker and shane shouldve went on last
>>1148652
it's 300
>>1148647
Ref is giving more leeway due to championship match
I probably should have worked on my essay rather than watching this.
>>1148700
is it a 100 word essay?
anyone not even watching this
I mean it's up, and I've got the screen on and everything, but it's basically just white noise at this point. I can't even muster up the energy to give a shit.
>>1148697
thanks good to know senpai
What were they chanting before it got muted?
WE WANT REFUNDS? THIS IS BORING?
Based Boo Roman Reigns sign.
hhh gets thrown into the stairs and moves both levels
reigns gets thrown into the stairs and they bounce a little then settle back where they were originally
why is the 50 year old more willing to use his body than the young guy who's the future of the company?
>Making a new thread during the main event of this snoozefest
roman reins we luv u very much <3 pls come india we big fans!!! :)
Who /doingotherstuffwhilelisteningtothematch/ here?
Is the crowd even there anymore?
>This Steph talking about Roman forfeiting
Steph is kinda based
>NAKAMURA chants
Did he just break his arm?
>>1148732
Nakamura?
>Crowd not even popping for the big spots
>rest spot
>spear
>more resting
wtf
NO DQ
NO ROPE BREAKS WE SAW THAT IN THE WOMENZ MATCH
LOW BLOWS LEGAL WE SAW THAT IN THE DEANO MATCH
JESUS CHRIST
>>1148762
I hope you realise that Indians don't like Reigns right? They're still all over Cena's dick though.
>steph will never bully you
UK here.
4:30am.
Job interview tomorrow.
Gonna look tired as shit.
Thanks Vince.
Imagine if he really broke his arm and they had to stop the match. People would set the building on fire.
>>1148750
>why didn't he throw himself against a set of stairs harder
It's fake dude
>>1148732
Nakamura m8
>>1148817
RIP
nice jits lads
>>1148813
>SPH from Steph
just got a b*ner
>not knowing how to apply an armbar correctly
baka desu senpai
>>1148750
Because the old man actually loves the business.
>>1148750
Cause the young guy has literally been told that he doesn't need to prove anything to be the face of the company. No incentive to push yourself.
>>1148813
>steph will never bully and humiliate you while you eat her pussy
>Giving this match more than 10 minutes
>>1148764
/tryingnottofallasleep/ here
it's gone an hour longer than it should have
OH LOOK ANOTHER REST HOLD
Steph's outfit and commentary is unironically the best part of this match.
JUST END IT ALREADY
this is actually a pretty good match
Reigns summoning his inner Rampage
JUSTlemania
>Steph SCREAMING at ringside
Please Steph
>>1148910
+18
this match is such a shitfest jesus christ, atleast we had bork and a plus player last year...
this year...
>le use seff return to put over ramoon
wew lads
>These UK cunts chanting Gable and Nakamura
Lmao
The only thing that can save this match is if Hulk comes out wearing a Gawker shirt.
>>1148875
*No incentive to throw yourself into steel any harder than necessary purely for the enjoyment of a bunch of hicks
>>1148813
I want her to bully me into dominating her, if that makes sense. I want an dominant submissive woman. I think there is a german word for it
You wouldn't fuck Stephanie.
Would you?
Roman fucking sucks. Holy shit.
>>1148910
No it's not.
So what is roman ' s gimmick anyways?
OLE
OLE
OLE
OLE
OLE
OLE
Am i going crazy or did they do the same spot twice
bmj coming out to win the belt when?
>ole ole ole ole
wew lads
>>1148910
Aren't you supposed to be wrestling Roman Hunter?
>>1148978
Not growing out of the Shield.
>>1148978
Charisma and/or energy vacuum
>>1148978
He's angry.
I love Steph.
Literally the best part of this match.
HAHA
BTFO
>>1149010
Who is Roman Hunter?
BULLY STEPH IS LITERALLY GOAT TIER.
>Steph's thighs
no dq lad
no fucking dq
make up your minds
not gonna lie best part of the night was watching Steph eat shit from that spear
He got a POP by spearing Steph
STEPH BUMP
>>1148688
yesss
MORE
>>1148910
Lose weight
>>1148811
You mean you aren't. He's literally magnitudes better than reigns. He's got the same problem of treating it like a kids show. Which is forgivable since he at least gives it his all.
that was pretty cool, i wanted HHH to get more pisssed off tho... like sledgehamer pissed off.
How is Haitch supposed to be the heel again?
>THAT POP
BASED ROMAN
STEPH DED
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Based Steph taking the bump from le natty Samoan man
>assaulting a female
fucking degenerate
BAH GAWD
>you will never spear Stephanie
FUCK YOU
>Seriously injure Steph
>still get booed
kek
Hey Bayley
>>1149113
>That milf has a family dammit
>>1149083
No I love BMJ, m8.
here comes le spear haha
>>1149046
God I know. I've never wanted to be berated for my inadequate manhood as I'm spit on and forced on my knees before, but I want Steph to bully me like the weak little boy I so obviously am.
>tfw if was the ref I would have been diamonds when she got irate for me ignoring her
oh boy, heel turn?
>both mcmahons leave in a stretcher
>All these poorfags watching a stream 5 minutes behind
Oh...wait they're back to booing Roman again
Welp
Roman just won
The sledge is a go
Stephanie? More like assanie
>>1149111
D-don't worry guys I'm sure Vince thought up of a good swerve for the match. Also, are they chanting that shit they do in Bayley's matches?
>Steph did take a bump
>It was a spear so she landed on her back and so no view of her ass
This match keeps disappointing me tbqh.
>needing to assault a woman to get a pop
>get booed 2 seconds after
THEY DONT EVEN LIKE YOU ROMAN THEY JUST HATE STEPHANIE
FUCK THIS
FUCK THIS COMPANY
I AM NEVER WATCHING ANY MORE WWE PROGRAMMING EVER FUCKING AGAIN
They just cut the crowd didn't they
Wellp
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BASED REIGNS
ROMAN WINS CLEAN WHAT THE FUCK
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Commence smark tears
lame
>crowd knows they are muted
>thumbs down everywhere
Cool
Just as expected.
What a shit show.
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK THEY ARE MUTING THE CROWD
>Not trashing the ring right now
Why.jpeg
wew lad
wew lad
wew lad
hes gonna get killed tmw lmao
here comes le rock and le samoan bros
Does HHH get a rematch?
lol cuckfags
I refuse tho believe those were not piped in cheers
>USING THE PYRO TO DROWN THE BOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS
hahahahaha
>Literally have ONE WHOLE ENTIRE YEAR to build him back and give Roman his moment
>It's somehow even worse this time around
LOLWWE
What is the point of outside fireworks but no confetti
Get ready for RAW boys
Crowd will go HAM
>mute crowd almost completely
>can still hear the boos
>thumbs down everywhere
>keep cutting the camera
top kek top fucking kek
POST YOUR FACE WHEN YOU REALIZED YUROPOOPS STAYED UP AN EXTRA HOUR TO WATCH THIS MEDIOCRE CHILDRENS SHOW JUST TO GET MAD AT THE ENDING
>mfw yuropoops are fucking retarded
probably the worst mania i've ever seen.
>literally the last shot of "the biggest wrestlemania ever" was reigns getting booed the fuck out of the building
Those camera cuts were physically painful
that reminded me of why i don't watch WWE or wrestling anymore
what a boring and shit show
That must be one of the worst Mania events.
I don't even hate Reigns that much but most of that match was literally Haitch wrestling himself. If you're trying to get people to change their opinion on Reigns, make him do more in a match than the damn 3 same moves he's been doing for months.
>divas had match of the night
bizarro world
>>1149232
See you tomorrow fatty
wew lads
top kek at this booking
>>1149410
What's with the shitstorm?
I don't watch wrestling
All those thumbs down. Goddammit, they actually rolled with it. They just aired the promo video to avoid showing the crowd.
>>1149462
>not MY BOY Zack winning a title
A truly legendary Wrestlemania Moment™
That was underwhelming, only shining point was Ryder winning IC
i shouldve just went to sleep. of course the most predictable ending was the one where Roman gets pushed to the moon again, even though he sucks.
>no suicide highlight
>Smarks knew Roman was going over
>But they're still mad
LMAO NO CROWD
>PEOPLE PAID FOR THIS SHIT
>>1149410
never again tbqh familia im done
Can you imagine a movie crowd booing and demanding their money back after travelling halfway across the world only to see a character they don't like win in the end?
I swear pro wrestling is the most insane shit
>Contemplated shelling out $5k to go see this mania
Wew I knew I would have hated it.
>all those camera cuts to avoid any negative crowd reaction
>sound of the crowd fluctuating throughout the match
and vince will be in control until he literally dies. the fucker will be in the hospital with tubes jammed in to every orifice of his body but still making wrestling decisions
>>1149410
never again until next mania which which probably be 6 hours long ;_;
>>1149563
can you imagine if apples tasted like oranges and oranges tasted like apples. I swear fruit is the most insane shit
This music package is pretty dope tbqh.
It's not WMXX Drowning Pool but it's not bad.
>>1149563
Jokes on them because they will keep watching and keeping Vince money, don't lie to yourself and say you won't tune in to see how Ryder does as IC champ.
At least Zack won and Shane killed himself to entertain us
That's literally all the good i have to say about WM
Is Reigns going to be hit on harder by smarks than Cena? I mean people hated Cena as a wrestler, but Cena is charismatic as hell and you really can't hate him as a person. Reigns on the other hand seems like a douche on screen and off and you can legitimately hate him as a human being.
Roman Reigns is the cancer of the WWE
>swerved season 2
who asked for this?
>>1149625
Someone said it earlier but yeah, this WM had alright music.
Goodnight.
When is Shane's funeral?
>>1149629
Afraid to sound like a fedora neckbeard, but NXT Takeover was a much better show.
>>1149630
Already is
>mfw baron fucking corbin was the highlight of wrestlemania
The second girl from the left in Fifth Harmony is pretty fiiiine.
>Adult Cena is for kids
>Kid Cena is for adults
>Watched practically all 7 hours of it from Kalisto vs. Ryback to Roman and HHH having the worst match on the entire card
>Can never get that time back
>>1149692
>having shit taste and a worse memory
>>1149692
nah
it was shane suidrop
Worst main event so far this decade for sure.
>>1149692
>highlight of wrestlemania
Uh no
Zack Ryder winning was the most surprising thing
Other things that happened that bummed the crowd out were Y2J winning, and Charlotte retaining for no good reason.
This WM was booked like a filler PPV.
>>1149630
He's going to make Cena great again as you'll see in perspective Cena actually put more people over. In time Roman will be a double Cena, and HHH will also mentor him in further burial tactics. Cena is at least trying more and adding new moves often, is readily joking about himself/his character these days, and is probably coming back while not fully recovered to put some people over. If it was Roman he'd be at home and Vince would be calling asking if he'd come over next week and be his bull.
>>1149756
>Y2J winning
fucking dumb..
>>1149756
You can argue that the IC match was the match of the night. Zack Ryder was in the match of the night at WrestleMania. Zack Ryder was legitimately the best thing about this WrestleMania.
>>1149735
>>1149756
>>1149720
>zack ryder
>shane killing himself for no reason
>>1149753
I feel Reigns really dragged it down. He literally did nothing. That match was literally Reigns being what smarks think of him as being
>minimal moves (probably 3 in total)
>awkward gestures (nigga licked his lips after hitting Haitch)
>Shit selling
>Lack of charisma
>>1149756
>tfw styles losing happened so long ago i forgot about it
Charlotte retained in the most retarded fashion. This kind of finish doesn't belong in Mania, in the supposed elevation of women's wrestling.
>>1149801
It was okay, but Ryder winning was certainly surprising and it pumped up the crowd...then they went ahead and made Y2J win and continue this already lame feud, Charlotte win cause of her dad, and The Rock single handedly bury the now renamed Jobber Family.
>>1149804
>shane killing himself for no reason
Funniest part of the night, at least put this shit on last so then the match still potentially means something. Title match after renders what he just did (which looked much worse than Mick's bump) totally meaningless. Vince is a madman.
>HHH once again being in a stinker of a main event
No shock there
who /BMJ/ here?
>2016
>hating BMJ
>>1149801
Agreed, fellow broski.
>>1149801
I can say without being kind to the girls, that they were actually the best match on the show
Just watching what I missed.
>Rusev kicking away Booty-Os
Why is he so BASED?
>Just dawned on me I've watched mandrama for 7 hours straight
And it wasn't even that good, the only parts that made me feel something were Ryder winning and Austin stunning Rusev. 2 parts that were 30 seconds long out of 420 minutes.
>>1149753
No that's Cena vs Miz and Rock vs Cena 2
3rd worst is Reigns vs Triple H
Book the big post-Mania storyline. Go.
>Vince verbally talking down Shane
>Taker interrupts
>chokeslams Vince
>Shane has won Taker's respect because of their match together
>Shane executes a hostile takeover of the WWE and reforms the Corportaion with Undertaker as his co-leader to take on The Authority
>>1149964
>Raw tomorrow
>Ryder drops title back to Owens
>Austin looking like my dad
Austin in Asics is weird.
Ranking main events this decade
1. HBK vs Taker 2
2. Reigns vs Lesnar and Rollins
3. Bryan vs Orton vs Batista
4. Rock vs Cena 1
5. HHH vs Reigns
6. Rock vs Cena 2
7. Rock vs Miz
Hoping we get Shield Triple Threat or Rollins vs Reigns, maybe Reigns vs Cena, a match with men so hated it will be crazy enough to work
Also maybe Ambrose gets a good main event
>>1149964
>Orton returns
>turns heel and/or face
>>1149940
I love that guy. His character sucks balls but his comedic timing is good.
>>1149964
>everyone stops pretending to care about pro wrestling again
Oh wait that's real life
>>1149961
Did you not see Randy vs. HHH at WM 25? Did you miss that?
Who won the armbar?
WOO WOO WOO
>>1150036
Baron Corbin
>>1150038
Based Ryder.
>>1149876
Why do you guys call him BMJ?
Just got back from School, how was HiaC?
>>1150027
That was in the 2000s unless you mean past 10 years
>>1150082
Shane died from suidrop
>>1150062
Big Match John
>>1150082
It was pretty good.
>>1150104
Cool
>>1150119
>People said Shane didn't have it any more
That looks bigger than Foleys'
>>1150038
>celebratory aussie sex tonight
>>1150119
Are people legitimately impressed by this?
Imagine actually doing this shit for a fake sport
>>1150134
More cushions to break his fall though
>>1150190
When he's 40+ years old and making dives like that? Yeah it's impressive
No one really cares it's not a sport, it's entertainment and it's done for the fan. I mean, 100,000+ people came out to see it tonight, it's clearly got a good following
>>1150190
>fake sport
What's fake about that retard?
>>1150119
You can clearly see the airbag under the table.
I mean it's impressive but at the same time it's not like Shane has to be wrestling on the road or anything so he's fine.
People seem to forget that after Foley was thrown off the top twice he later came out during the postmatch of the main event and got stunnered too.
>>1150276
>still butthurt we took your board
>>1150276
>you have to like everything in a show to enjoy it
You retarded senpai?
>>1150276
It's entertainment but it wasn't entertaining. Imagine if your new anime episode was shit, it's like that you understand
>>1150291
Well seeing as the main event/storyline is being shat on by you all yeah kind of, or do you watch shows you hate for the minor side characters? lol
>>1150276
>You legitimately think pro wrestling is an actual combat sport?
No I don't think that you retard. I just asked you what about that was fake and it seems you can't answer cause you're either demented or your life is so boring you have to come here and troll.
>>1150331
>25~ minutes of a 5 hour show
Yeah you're retarded
>>1150260
Yeah, it's a good spot to be sure, but wasn't his drop of the Backlash 2001 set even higher up? I get Shane is older, but there was something to him literally scaling the set and jumping off the big screen that falling of the cell didn't capture as well.
Still loved it, tho
>>1150425
JR is what was missing
My favourite part
>>1152663
Confirmed hunter getting cucked?
>>1149626
Ratings are shit, wwe is dying
