no one made one so I did
>tfw no wrestlemania in space
>boring corbin
Time to piss.
Oh its Dwayne
neetrex should have won that battle royale, that greasy bald cuck sucks
>the Dallas cowboys cheerleaders
Roman could fuck every single one of these while Ghoulina looks on crying and he'd still get booed
TITS LADS
TITS
Based Corbin saving this Mania.
>cheerleaders to dad-rock
wut
>le natty Samoan man
>le putover jason mamoa man
"marking out here"
>oh hello sadboys, how's romo doing?
>>1145401
Conor McGregor when yeh?
isnt axl rose the new singer for acdc?
PANKCAKES ROCK, PANCAKES!!
The Cringe is here
It's pretty impressive
The Rock continues to get more bald. Beyond bald
ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY
Rock literally blasting the fuck out of everyone.
>5 minutes main event
Holy fuck this guy is ON THE GAS! top kek
the fuck is this about and how much longer till I can start boooing from home
Why does Dwayne have a flamethrower, is he gonna live BBQ?
>Rock didn't give Dean his flamethrower
What a cunt.
>>1145607
Pretty soon we'll be able to see his skull
what the fuck is going on?
>rock has to use a shirt cannon to get over
its the Rock. with a flame thrower. that's pretty cool I guess
Jesus fucking christ, talk about your time filler
>Rock has a flamethrower
>Not something that shoots out lightning
>Hey Dwayne, go out there and cut a 30 minute promo with a 10 minute entrance, HHH and Roman can only go for 5 minutes
The fuck is happening with the flames
This is so dumb
ANNOUNCE FAST & FURIOUS 8
The crowd doesn't know what the fuck is happening either.
fuck off with this guy already bring out goobs FUCK
If young metro don't trust you I'm gon shoot you
>this segment is literally just to jerk off The Rock
>>1145691
>that's pretty cool I guess
Why?
if Rock tries to put over Roman, this wont end well.
>>1145718
Already announced.
i just don't understand what is happening
fucking americans...
>2 YEARS IN A ROW THEY SEND ROCK OUT TO SPEND 20 MINUTES DOING NOTHING
It's another 10 minute spot where the Rock just lights shit on fire with a he-man toy.
GET ME OUT OF HERE
Oh, you're going to go light that huge "ROCK" that we just saw the stage hands setting up, cool.
What the fuck. Is the main event five minutes long or what?
does this mean the rock will be in porn soon?
>It's been a year since The Rock came out and cut a promo for 30 mins to kill time at mania
>Doing the same this year
Why is this happening?
What is the point?
this is a fucking embarrassment after what we got on friday from NXT
>>1145759
hes about to get booed, this crowd already booed the usos the fuck out so he better tread lightly kek
DID YOU NIGGAS SEE ROCKY'S GYNO REMOVAL SCAR LMAO
Who booked this shit
Everything is out of order
Stone Cold inc
>this filler
>>1145779
WWE did told ppv companies that they were going long
FINALLY THE ROCK HAS FINISHED HIS ENTRANCE.
>Rock is out of breath
>>1145808
TOP KEK couldnt graba a screenshot but holy fuck HAHAHAHAH
>>1145755
because its the Rock. and he has a flame thrower.
This is the world we live in now.
90% style
10% substance
Except it's not even style, it's just promo's and memes and marketing and clickbait.
>>1145836
kek
WHO /RockgetsattackedbyTheWyattsthengetssavedbyCena/ here?
What did you all think of Taker/Shane lads?
Thought it was a bit slow
>>1145782
We can only hope.
ROCK HAS GONE COMPLETELY MENTAL
HE HAS A FLAME THROWER
HE'S THREATENING THE FANS WITH IT
BAH GOD THIS IS MADNESS
SOMEONES GETTING TEXAS GRILLED TONIGHT MAGGLE
Based filler
>Somebody call my momma!
>Rocky already gassed and sweating from just walking to the ring
>gassed already
I was there. Left about 2 hours ago.
Ask me anything
>>1145864
It was pretty based.
Shane brought it big time.
>>1145864
It was bretty gud but slow af yeah
As expected from guys who are 100yo combined tho
>>1145864
Very slow, but they're both old
>>1145836
not joking here you faggot, you made me expel everything that was in my mouth out of my nose
>gassed from simply lighting off gasses
>>1145862
oh shit there you go
to the guys scared about the 5 min main event the show is rumored to be going long, according to leltzer they already told the ppv companies that they are going long
>>1145888
How awful were your seats?
what is this
>>1145782
can sixxpac take his bbc?
>>1145874
He's coked outta his gourd
Cheap Pop Rocks
>>1145864
I liked it
>Rocky gets a promo segment every year at mania now as his gimmick
>privilege
triggered desu
BOOOOOOORING
BOOOOOOORING
what's next for him now that he's broke (literally and figuratively)?
>babies
is he lost?
What have been the holy shit moments of the night?
Honestly I think Shane is the only thing that's really been HOLY SHIT THAT HAPPENED moment
Just get on with it, Dwayne
why did they give the rock a roman reigns promo script?
wrestling fans have sex?
>Wrestling fans
>making babies
>>1145864
I didn't watch it
>>1146005
thanks lad
A B S O L U T E
M A D M A N
The Rock has almost completed his transformation to being The Mummy.
They want to wear out the crowd so they don't boo Reigns.
>>1145888
Post photo of ticket with timestamp
Is he out here just to suck Dallas's dick?
>PYRO FOR BREAKING THE ATTENDANCE RECORD
PYRO FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING
>>1146046
kek insightful actually m8
>>1146008
sasha winning the title instead of that dusty finish bullshit wouldve been great
Why not just have the Rock and Sock show?
>>1145884
he was holding fire
fire is hot
GET HYPE FOR SOME ATTENDANCE RECORD
>didnt sell out
bmj deniers btfo
This is the most pointless promo he's ever cut and I'm a huge Rock mark.
What is he even doing out there?
>So gassed that he can't even speak correctly
they coulda cut that short
hey guys im the rock and theres a lot of you here.
DIDNT RECLAIM THE INDOOR ATTENDENCE RECORD FROM NBA
LOL
here comes the boos
Oh great, Brayyy Lmao is gonna job out to Dwayne
>>1145862
Fucking wizard
Wyatts confirmed.
Erm. Thanks Rock
Thanks for hyping that up
now youre just using pyro for the sake of pyro
>arrive
>pander
>shill
>leave for a year
>repeat
haha this is awesome
THAT NIGGER CALLED IT, BMJ AND GOOBS
HILLBILLY TIME
>mfw Wrestlemania will never top North Korea
>Entire promo was Rocky coming out with a flamethrower and saying pls have sex for procreation
How will Rock get out of this one?
brayy lmao
Now that's a sight
>>1145862
waiting on the cena part
then we will bow to you
Wyatts finally useful for something.
I thought Rock couldn't wrestle to night for insurance reasons since he's doing that shitty Baywatch shit?
BRAYYYY LMAO
>>1146217
bmj and goobs now
>>1146176
maybe they had a lot saved up for ramen and realized "oh shit nobody cares about him let's burn it out before that match even begins"
>>1146238
He just won't take any bumps.
>>1146252
Goobs?
More like Bray Whyatt
WM 30 was so GOAT though
Roman Reigns has got so many moves ready for this match just you watch.
Triple H is going to get suplexed like 5 different times. Get a powerbomb and piledriver. Roman's going to put him in 4 different sleeperholds. Shit he's going to go to the top rope and do a moonsault.
Just you watch. Damn this cold medicine is good.
>>1146238
he wont take any bumps dumbfuck
>>1146203
>Rock telling a primarily White audience to make babies
Based Rocky saving the white race
inb4 the main event is two minutes long
>Harper too injured to make an apperance
Damn
>it's a bray wyatt feuds with another part timer and gets wrecked episode
Why does Michael Cole insist on claiming the people that hold up their phones are followers of Bray Wyatt? It's absurb.
BRAY NO GODDAMNIT NOT LIKE THIS
3...
2...
1...
LOOK IN MY EYES!!!!
>>1146252
who is bmj?
Bray wyatt Kitchen lessons
>We could've gotten Bray vs Brock in a hard hitting stiff match
>Instead this nigga got hurt and we have this long ass promo and a shitty street fight
>>1146297
the goat
>>1146328
was just thinking the same thing, people feel a need to belong and meme
BRAY BURIED AGAIN
JUST
BIG MATCH JOHN SAVE ROCKY
Why the fuck did they have to let Bray into this Wrestlemania
>>1146346
He's the GOAT.
wyatt reveals rock is gay and they make out on stage
>>1146346
Big Match John(cena)
Triple H is definitely reworking his match spots with Roman right now.
Bray BTFO
way u mean by you people
>>1145928
>>1146052
I had no seats. I bought it on a whim this afternoon, since I live so close. Cost about $80 for standing room only. Lots of people were standing.
Stone Cold's entrance was magical. Surreal. I thought since I had seen it a hundred times that I was prepared for the glass shatter. Real life is nothing like on TV. HBK and Foleys entrances were meh, but my god, when that glass shatters, there's a feeling in your body. The music is turned up, you know it's THE stone cold, music blaring, and everyone is cheering. It was surreal
>Rock makes a 10 minute entrance
>Says nonsense for 10 minutes
>Wyatts with another 10 minute entrance
>Tfw Rock buries Bray by calling him a neckbeard and smarks throw a tantrum.
This is so embarassing
>your people
Fucking racist Bray
I want to like Brayy lmao so hard but WWE won't let me
btfo kek
does the rock always have to bring up weed does he blaze?
The Rock makes a good hillbilly
holy fuck
bray will never recover from this
Make babies tonight for the rock asp
>>1146432
>Real life is nothing like on TV
>Tfw might never know this feel
I was giddy like a little kid 2bh
>only 5 minutes of reigns
>>1146374
He can't take on people over 6 feet
>>1146479
The Rock is from FL tbf.
BTFO KEK
BTFO KEK
TOP ROCK
>It's a Rocky is speaking like a little kid to a serious heel episode
>Face Bray
Not sure if want
>>1146517
>wrestling
>le height
some guy told me mysterio was the champ for a while kek
>yfw Cena returns and turns heel on reigns.
>yfw MENG comes out to save The Rock
OH SHIT THE EATER OF HOT POCKETS
THE JANNIES BTFO LMAO
HOTPOCKETS
Having tats and a beard makes you a revolutionary apparently.
The main event isn't happening
>Roman comes out
>"We ran out of time, sorry folks, I won btw"
>pyro goes off
>show ends
JANITOR BTFO
>>1146508
Is Haitch going to squash him in 60 seconds?
BRAY BTFO
LITERALLY A JANITOR
Janny BTFO
Here we go
Hes not even talking in 3rd person whats the point. This is sum disney nigga shit
G A S
G A S
G E A R
retro ROCK outfit
i'm markin out
WHAT THE FUCK
>You're the eater of hot pockets
HAHAHAHAHAHA WOW NECKBEARDS AND THE JANNY BLOWN OUT
McGregor will look like a midget if he comes out.
AW SHIEEEETTTTTT
>The big D
>Wyatt not fighting
fucks sake
>le hotpockets man
This is a match
What the fuck
ROWAN BFTO
O
W
A
N
B
T
F
O
What was the Rock cooking?
ROCK VS ROWAN
2K16 BOOKING
THIS IS AWFUL
B U R I E D
HUE
>it's a Rowan match
>eater of hot pockets
B A S E D
Even Bray had to laugh.
so he just walks around with his wrestling gear on?
Squashed in 6 seconds.
Huh.
Just how fucking over their time are they gonna go?
>you will never run your hand over rock's abs as you nestle your head against his pecs
>>1146688
Squash
CENA WINS LOL
B U R I E D
U
R
I
E
D
>>1145401
Well, it was good while it lasted.
CENAAAAAAA
ANON WAS RIGHT
B E R R I E D
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>not vs bray
What
Fuck this Company
wew lad top fucking kek
BMJ NOW
cena when o:
Bullies BTFO
BMJ COMING TO SAVE ROCK FROM JOBBERS
B M J
M
J
BASED MATCH JOHN
MOTY right there.
JOHN CENA
JOHN MEEMA
BASED CENA
Fuck this shit
Fuck
>>1145862
WIZARD
ROCK vs CENA????????
NOW GOOOOBS
BIG MATCH JOHN
I think Bray is injured
Theyre just finding excuses to play the entrance songs
>Bray Vs John Again
BASED FUCKING CENA SAVING MANIA
BRAPPADOOOOOO
BASED BMJ IS BACK
>>1145862
>Spoilers
Fuck you buddy
OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD
FUCK THIS COMPANY
BASED BMJ IS BACK FUCKING YEEEEEESSSSSS
Oh Bray.
Turn Face, maybe you'll win a match for once.
>>1146494
Seeing the whole ring and not just what the camera sees, makes it painfully obvious how choreographed everything is. You hear nothing and are just watching guys run to their spots. Especially when you're high up.
For example, if I watched the ladder match TV, I'd never see the dozen refs in constant communication with the wrestlers. While the camera is zoomed in on Owens/Zayn brawling, I'm seeing from my seat Ziggler and a ref talking about the next spot.
>>1145862
Literally a fucking wizard.
WHERE DID THE ELBOW PADS COME FROM
Was there a pin?
Man fuck this company
this wrestlemania is like a parody of everything that wwe has become
