shane is heems boy 100 percent
Lets go shane
I fear that this match will have a shitty ending
Hyped for my nigga Shane to win this.
>>1142248
THE MORE SHENANIGANS THE BETTER
wew shane looks in better shape than in the 90s kek
>>1142248
That seems to be today's rule, except for Ryder winning.
>>1142248
I fear this match will last 10 minutes.
>Shane's sons out here to watch him die
Shane's boys
THE FUTURE STABLE OF THE WWE
literally no scenario ends with a shane win here.
Shane "Carwin" McMahon has been training with Renzo.
>kids
Shanes wife is a qt
>early threads
taker's entrance will last longer than the match
will there be blood?
Numbers of the same kind and in order says Yes.
>>1142382
idk the bump limit in asp, 300?
Shane looks fucking good.
No homo, of course.
1. Rusev selling the stunner better than Scott Hall
2. Glass shattering
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100000000000. Everything else
how much coke has Shane done in his lifetime?
/asp/ we have to use meme magic to help Shane win.
give him your power /asp/
\O/
>>1142272
MORE LIKE SHANE-ANIGANS, AM I RITE LADS!?
nice light show
>>1142446
He'll be fine
Why there are no modern stars: Lyrical walk outs
>CHING CHING
>BLING BLING
this match has me worried
these two are way too fucking old be having a kickass HIAC match so it's either gonna be boring shit or one of them will die
>>1142439
Glass shattering was shit 2bh. If Stone Cold came out by himself and did his own thing, it would've been awesome. But coming out just to join the 50 year old prostate exam club to beat up a bunch of jobbers was lame.
Should he turn heel tonight?
>>1142441
a lot less than Mike Tyson
>tfw shane wont do anything crazy because he has kids now
>>1142171
Shane is gonna fucking die tonight, we about to witness a murder.
>>1142446
Did the jobber battle royale happen already? Who won? I mustve missed it.
>YFW The Mean Street Posse come out to help Shane beat taker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtKskeNth38
>shane's about to get pinned after taking a last ride off the top of the cell
>his 3 kids crawl over to his lifeless body
>"you're not you when you're hungry dad, eat a snickers"
>lights go out as soon as he takes a bite
>lights come back on
>glass breaks
>it was actually stone cold
>taker loses
make it happen chocolate gods
>>1142533
how can he turn heel tho? go full madman and attack HHH after he already beat him?
>>1142596
kek
>>1142605
And beat up Rock WHO HASNT COME OUT YET
>>1142576
Hasn't happened yet. Probably the cool off match before Belee Dat and Haitch.
shane better have told his kids this shits fake or its fucked up lad
>Dominic Cruz-esque in his footwork is Shane O'Mac
>>1142540
Dropping 20 foot onto an airbag ain't crazy when you've had 10 stunt co-ordinators rig it and guide you through it.
>>1142576
It's the bumper match,
taker should probably shave his hair
>>1142576
No it hasn't happened. It's next after this.
does shane do gi or no gi?
The only reason this match is happening is because WWE ran out of ideas based off of who they had available to them. No Cena, No Seth, No Orton, etc. Shane won't win this, it'll cause too much change in terms of potential storylines.
>>1142653
10-9 McMahon
wtf is this shit
>>1142684
He trains in gi 3 times a week like a good lad
MEAN STREET POSSE
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>>1142684
trains at Renzo's, not sure what they do there tho
MMA fight!
>>1142171
>tfw they're actualy having a straight match and not swerving us
Did they just cut off JBL like they didn't want him talking about Shane's past spots?
What chance is there that Taker legitimately dies in the ring tonight?
5%?
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMEEE
>>1142708
he looks like he eats salads tho, worried about him lad. taker looks like he eats 3 horse steaks a day MINIMUM
>>1142722
I'd bump it to 10
This match is as bad as I thought it would be. I hope I'm wrong
Can't tell if slow start for hype or slow because that's the only pace they can go
I like how Shane is fighting like it's an MMA fight lel
shane needs to go for a takedown lad
Damn hes making Shane look like a bitch
>>1142746
His skin looks like a leather jacket
What would she think of Wrestlemania tonight?
>>1142722
He's not wrestling Brock so he's fine.
>>1142770
Taker has a mena gogoplata though
Oh wow Taker botched that landing kekek
This makes Taker look shit desu, Shane is a non wrestler
who /meltzer/ here?
Soon
remember that time taker gained like 100 lbs
this is like thompson hendricks all over again, shane needs to go for a takedown now, i have this at a 10-8 rn
Rate this mania so far.
>Best part was AE guys coming out
I give it a solid 4/10
>>1142807
>tfw Pete Gas always sounded like "Pink Ass" to me
>wrestlemania high profile match has a guy that looks like some wall street yuppy in it
bravo vince, you've done it again
Shane wins
>cena didn't fight for Shane as his proxy
>>1142826
That was actually a low point for me. I give it a 6/10. The Brock/Dean match was terrible.
>>1142826
No John Cena.
7/10.
>>1142807
Would mark the fuck out for that.
shane is gonna need some help soon
Wow this is shit
Mania 30 and 31 were GOAT, this is shit
WE MMA NOW
>>1142826
It's been shit and it's only gonna get worse.
TRIANGLE CHOKE
TAKEDOWN NOW SHANE DO FOR A DOUBLE LEG
BASED SHANE GI PANTS
>Shane doing Hells Gate
>michael cole calling it "the triangle"
...whut?
SHANE WITH A GOGOPLATA
>>1142826
The ladder match was good, the women's match was good, marked out at LoN bullshit, 5.5/10 working up to a 6
WE /heem/ NOW
>>1142868
Ofcourse it's shit, who thought it was a good idea to give a non-wrestler a full length wrestlemania match?
Boogertaker.
SHANE GO FOR A RUBBER GUARD NOW
And back to wrestling
RIP Shane's back
What the fuck is coming out of the Undertaker's nose.
shane wouldn't have kicked out of a last ride + a chokeslam onto the steps 20 years ago, but he can now?
>counting on the stairs
por que
>>1142903
>GOGOPLATA
Do you even train in a Gi (3 times a week MINIMUM)? That was clearly a triangle.
>>1142946
Boogies.
Undertaker's gonna win and then face John Cena next year. Then his last match won't be terrible like this is.
D E A D
CROWD
Am I autistic for laughing at the ref counting on the steel steps?
>>1142923
Don't forget the booking and that Ambrose vs Lesnar was the worst match of the night
I'm so angry
>>1142946
it's his under booger
Who interferes? Sting? Angle? SCSA?
literally /wwe/ vs /heem/ 2, i think we go 2-0, our boy shane is pulling this through
>>1142959
MMA training though
Where the fuck is Vince? Why hasn;t he showed up yet?
When are they gonna go to the top of the cage?
TAKER BTFO, MOUNT NOW SHANE NOW TAKE HIS BACK ALREADY
>>1143010
Never
>>1142976
best spot of the match
>>1142987
Mick Foley will, he's going off the cell one more time
Shane goan bleed
Are there really 100,000 people there? So damn quiet. Maybe RAW tomorrow will be different
WE JIU JITSU NOW COME ON SHANE POSTURE UP
Are Taker's moves just meaningless now. He hasn't even gone old school.
>>1143032
Kek
SHADES OF THE BLUE BLAZER
a week of MMA training beats Undertaker
why didn't anyone try this in the 90's?
This is just sad.
This triangle choke shit sucks. It's exactly the reason I don't watch MMA. It's like two gay guys humping and then one realizes all of a sudden that he's not gay.
>>1143032
kek
SHARPSHOOTER
Worst sharpshooter I've ever seen.
WHERE THE FUCK IS VINCE
watching undertaker wrestle just makes me feel bad for the guy, they need to let him retire already
>>1143051
No. 85,000. Big stadiums are usually quiet due to the acoustics of the massive building.
SNANE
why has no one reversed a gogoplata into a sharp shooter in mma before?
>Taker can't even put away Shane
>>1143051
they can't see what's going on through the cell
its coast to coast time
LEG KICKS! TAKEDOWN! GO SHANE GO
>>1143140
your kidding right kek
>>1143140
The sharpshooter is banned in MMA. It's too dangerous.
>>1143134
They should do the next one at century link. We Seahawk fans know how to make noise
COAST TO COAST COMING
MARKED THE FUCK Out
WE /COASTTOCOAST/ NOW
>>1143051
they designed the building to deaden the sound otherwise it's be uncomfortably loud
>Undertaker's power level is so low that he is unironically having a competitive match with Shane McMahon
When will he be fighting women?
BAH GAWD IDO PORTAL JUST SHIMMIED UP THE CAGE LIKE A SNAKE
COAST TO COAST
>>1143141
dat MMA training paying off
>>1143051
I think there are 5 damn levels to this stadium, doubt they can even see what's happening really without looking at the big monitor
>>1142894
It wasn't hells gate it was a triangle choke or as good a one Shane could do
Man, the crowd are so lukewarm for this. Even the C2C holy shit chant was weak as fuck.
Marked
the
fuck
out
They should've used the trashcan in the underwhelming street fight.
>ambrose couldnt use any of the trash cans cause they were all saved up for this match
MADE IT
BASED SHANE
BASED SHANE
COAST 2 COAST WAS NEVER A FINISHER
HOW CAN SHANE EVER WIN THIS?
Fucking based Shane O'Mac
HERE IT COMES
HE GOING TO THE TOP OF THE CAGE
HERE'S THE SPOT
Are you ready for Roman Reigns 2 winning the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal in the Main Event of Wrestlemania?
>>1143231
I feel like they saved it so Shane could use it.
Announce table definitely for Reigns/HHH match.
>another cliche Undertaker blank stare
OH HES LOOKING UP
OH SHIT
OH SHIT
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>1143257
He needs to throw his body off the top of the cell onto Taker.
Nice spot. I liked that.
>>1143296
They should've had more cans then. There was a lack of weapons in the street fight. Especially a Wrestlemania street fight.
>100 000 people
>Sounds like there's 100
They need to work on micing the crowd. I know it's an open top arena but still.
THEY GOIN' UP TOP TONIGHT
SOMEBODY GONNA DIE
>yfw this is literally the cooldown match
WEW
>>1143286
Henry is retiring quietly so he'll probably get it desu
I haven't watched this shit much lately but Shane still puts a more amusing match than most of the normal talent.
Ouch his head must hurt.
>Shane literally a bigger madman than deanetty despite being 10 years older
OFF THE TOP OF THE CELL ONTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE
CALLING IT NOW
>ambrose didnt use the bolt cutter on borks wee wee
>>1143296
>Announce table definitely for Reigns/HHH match.
YOU WERE SAYING?
This has to be Taker's last match
I think Shane might be legit hurt after that head shot.
>>1143336
These arenas are specifically designed to lower sound. Besides most probably aren't even seeing what's happening.
CHOKESLAM/LAST RIDE OF THE TOP SVR 2008 STYLE KEK
>this is awesome
>Reigns vs Triple H has to follow this
Kek
No. This is not awesome, crowd.
>100 people out of 100,000 chanting this is awesome
>Some clueless mug in the 10th story probably can't see a thing
>>1143399
RIP Reigns/HHH match
Booing the fuck out of that one.
Why didn't you faggots vote for shane's mom???
>>1143336
>Micing a football stadium
God you're dumb
i can't hate this match
>spanish table
they still do this top fucking kek
This is surprising. I thought it would be:
1. German announce table
2. Spanish announce table
3. French announce table
4. English announce table
In order of destruction thru out the night.
>mfw when this was the match I was looking forward to most
>mfw it's easily the worst
>it's a shane mcmahon botches his pre-planned spot and gives himself a concussion epidsode
Im driving home cant see a shit. Can someone tell me what interesting has happened in taker v shane match so far?
GODDAMN!
>>1143478
kek no.
SHANE WITH THE REAR NAKED CHOKE
Why did Shane bring his kids to this
RIP Shane
>>1143490
>posting while driving
you're a scumbag. I hope you don't accidentally kill someone
HOLY FUCK
O
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Y
F U C K
U
C
K
>hell in a cell
>theyre outside the cell
SERIOUSLY WHERE THE FUCK IS VINCE
>that fucking awful sleeper hold
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Shitty MMA holds: The Match
>>1143478
Not even close
>>1143478
Why the fuck would you think a match with Shane McMahon in 2016 would be good?
>>1143509
He wants to scar them for life or maybe they just know it's all fake
Wow @ that hit
>>1143518
Stuck in traffic for an hour now faggot
>>1143509
When you watch your father die you truly become a man
F I N E
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Don't mean to be a buzzkill but it's just slowly moving from spot to spot at the moment
Getting decent now though, it was really slow before
Taker is now concussed.
>>1143518
Don't be so self-righteous. Not everyone is an idiot that's incapable of multi-tasking. I've been texting and driving for 10 years. I even read twitter sometimes and post on 4chan while driving too.
DOOOOOO ITTTTTTTT
OFF THE TOP
DO IT 4 DA NEW GENERATION
Shane's going up top.
HE'S GONNA DO IT LADS!!
LOUDEST POP OF THE NIGHT BOYS
OH GOD THEY'RE REALLY DOING IT
T H E A B S O L U T E M A D M A N
>yfw the women's match was the best so far
HE'S GOING AT THE TOP!!!!
>>1142171
LEAP OF FAITH
LEAP OF FAITH
IT'S FUCKING TIME MOTHERFUCKAS
WE GONNA WATCH THEM BOTH DIE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
>HHH vs. Roman has to follow this
IT'S TIME
Shane is a madman
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY DOWN FROM UP THERE
BASED
OH SHIT NIGGA HERE IT COMES HERE IT COMES
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
It is happening my body is ready
DO IT NIQQA, JUMP
so will hhh v reigns be the cooldown before the battle royal?
>we are watching someone commit suicide
Shane will be dead soon
DON'T DO IT. THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN.
TAKER'S LAST MATCH
BAH GAWD BYRON
shane pls
Get ready to hear the crowd say nothing.
This match won't have a winner.
SHANE STOP IT PLEASE
HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>TFW Shane outmadmans Deanetty
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Fucking Madman!!!!
B A S E D
A
S H A N E
E
D
DO IT YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH
>PLEASE DON'T DIE
kek
HOLY FUCKING HELL
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
literal suicide
>please don't die chant
REEE WHAT'S HAPPENING I'M NOT WATCHING RIGHT NOW
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
REALEST FUCKER IN THE COMPANY
GOD DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
JESUS CHRIST
HE DID IT. THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN.
A B S O L U T E M A D M A N
Press F to pay respects
F
>>1143785
HE DID IT
THE LEAP OF FAITH
OVER THE CELL
>>1143744
Shane has been a madman longer than Dean has been in WWE.
Please, have sex, kid.
HE'S DEAD HE'S ACTUALLY DEAD
