Mania Comfy #4
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Based Austin
Based Rusev
gassed spic kaant btfo
Rusev sold that stunner like a fucking champ
Based Neetrex
/heemm/ + /wwe/ = <3
what a shitty OP image
>Mick said Hello to Frank
>yfw
Ambrose/Lesnar NOW
>That Rusev sell
Literally best part about that segment
Lets go bork!
Noelle though.
Goddamnit Noelle.
BROCK LESNAR Vs AMBROSE
/heem/ vs /wwe/
BATTLE OF THE BOARDS
>>1139633
grabbed the quickest pic kek
>>1139618
Xavier did too, he was leg twitching
>>1139568
>HBK back in the gear
Oh man one more match
>>1139655
why are they leaving the battle royal so late? is because of Cena wins lol?
are all piratenstrims shit qual?
you guys here are /comfy/, might join you for more shows tbqhwy. /heem/+/wwe/ broship now
2nd MOTN incoming (behind the WOMENS triple threat)
HERE COME THE PAIN!!
In b4 Dean no sells every suplex
Dislike this video
https://youtu.be/pfaJnv2LcXM
brock to win via ground and pound ref stoppage
>>1139730
Shane/Undertaker will be good
>>1139672
I'll say!
P I S S
I
S
S
Anyone else's network getting rough?
post lewd Lana pics pls
>you will never look like Bork
Mic botch?
>>1139848
get worked marky mark
Brock will break Deanetty's neck
WHERE'S THE CHAINSAW?
this guy looks like a cunt, brock would wrestlefuck him and heem him inside 10 minutes
Brock doing a beat down
Jfc he's just throwing him everywhere
Welp!
>"Look how soft Brock's body looks"
>This match starting exactly how the punk match started
Weapons cannot save you Deano
>>1139568
just got in from church and watching now. why in the fuck did zach rider win the ic title?
CLINCH KNEES TO THE BODY
2 MORE SUPLEXES
hairline man btfo
>>1139959
>Ambrose has that look in his eyes
Who does she want to win in kayfabe?
in b4 Dean wins via rollup
Blood when?
>>1140000
Her speech therapist
d(o_0)b
Who Ms.Ambrose here?
>they don't make icecubes in puerto rico
the fuck are talking about right now jbl?
Fun fact Puerto Rico doesn't have ice cubes
>>1140000
>small titties, thicc thighs and quads
HERES THE THING DEANO
no holds barred streetfight so far has taken place in the ring and one guy swung a toothpick
sorry /wwe/ but we win now
where my /heem/sters at?
>last 3 wrestlemania, brock has fought each member of the shield
neat as flippin heck
Low blow baby
>>1140064
here lad
>>1140066
>get in my guard bro
NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE
NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE
NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE
NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE
>>1140064
ayy lmao
>>1140064
Brock isn't heem's boy since Conor is making an appearance tonight. And he's not here to take part, he's here to take over
>>1139908
he found it but he can't start it
>>1140027
WE HERE
>that metallica tramp stamp
>>1140066
I didn't know Taker was in the shebd
/heem/ wrestlemania boys:
rusev
brock
conair
the triple of h
Brock gassing lads, will Ambrose be able to take him into the deep waters?
>>1140175
>no shane
fuk u m8
>>1140187
Depends. How many rounds are we scheduled for?
Was that ten chant for Tye Dillinger?
I really don't care about this match.
this hairline cuck using cheap tactics, brock would heem him straight up
>>1140187
no lad, brock will wrassle fuck to a decision
SON OF A BITCH
SON OF A BITCH
SON OF A BITCH
Chairlivesmatter
Dean took dem suplexes
Still up like nothing happened
>Brock putting himself in the chairs
>>1140225
oh fuck, yes him and angle too desu, sorry
>>1140268
Angle and Riff Raff, obv
HEEM SLEEPY
WHAT. THAT'S IT?
WTF is that ending
>>1139568
Fuck is that it? No blading in a NHB match?
FTC
LoL Brock wins.
No blood.
BASED BROCK HEEM WINS
lelwat
What a shitty match barely using any decent weapons
FUCKING BURIED
I'm disappointed in that match. I don't either athlete could put on a lengthy match.
that was underwhelming
>>1140395
>cheating
no desu, brock won
based heem
>>1140395
>implying Brock isn't a weapon himself
>LOST TO ONE(1) F-5
TOP KEK
>DEANETTY
>DEANETTY
>DEANETTY
eat a snickers dean, you get a little buried when you're hungry.
What the fuck was that
>Woo Woo Woof
>Charlotte confirmed trans
So, Ryder has been Charlotte this entire time apparently.
>>1140495
kek
>romaine
>4 f5s
>deanetty
>1 f5
tip top kek
>>1140464
Seriously. You put so much hype behind the guy and he loses to ONE f 5. He even called out the fucking move. What the fuck
Worst match of the night so far?
I knew Dean was not gonna win. But fuck that match was bland. It felt like it barley got started then one F5 and done.
Oh well. Back to midcard nowhere booking hell Dean goes.
>>1140514
WWE Acknowledging that Charlotte is an tranny
>>1140541
Either this or the New Day/LoN match.
>>1140525
Ryder confirmed double champ
>>1140533
Lel he never stood a chance. Match was average anyway.
>>1140541
Even ryback and kalisto was better desu
>all this buildup with weapons and shit
JUST
post when jackie showed her titties
CHAINSAAAAAAAW
>>1140579
I knew he would lose, but they built this match to actually be something, and it was boring as fuck
just like to forrmally extend you kaants an invite to when cm punk fights, youve been comfy to us and we will be to you lads.
cheers
>>1140624
There was no blood or tables broken and it felt like a smackdown match
Wow Sting's speech was filled with more cliches than an 8th grade term paper
H I G H T E S T
BASED HAYES WEARING HIS JESUS ROBE AGAIN
>>1140624
Agreed, was hoping for some big bumps or hardway blood, disappointing.
>>1140516
she would literally be a phone post if she didnt have fake titties
>>1140633
this desu
That Brock match was honestly underwhelming. It wasn't bad, but I was really expecting a war
>>1140624
I wasn't expecting much because I didn't think they'd be willing to put on a no holds barred match worth a fuck in this day and age but somehow I was still let down
maybe it's just because I wanted to believe I'd be wrong,
>Snoop is literally wearing a bath robe
>main even mafia sting
can tna sue?
>>1140740
I was expecting blood everywhere and broken tables, all I got were deanetty's bad punches.
>will get involved with anything for a chance of sitting on a stage in a pretty dress
women..
Worst Brock match since returning?
Nice women belt
Lita wasn't very hot when she was in the ring, but she got really attractive.
thats a really clean ass belt, better than the mens
>>1140804
his worst was probably vs Reem
>>1140804
Easily
Lads how was the AJ/Jericho match? Anything great or just decent?
I'm using the damn Network and was having stream issues ffs
>>1140848
The same as the last few matches they've had. Jericho won
>>1140848
If you've seen the last 4, it was pretty much that.
LADS WHO LOOKS HOTTEST TONIGHT?
PREDICT NOW
>>1140848
it was alright but you may as well skip it if you saw the last couple they had
>>1140898
>Fapping to Demi Lovato while the shit parts of WWE play in the background
>Demi Lovato music starts playing
>Fap overload
the orange hair lass is heems grill in this match. probably sucked conairs willy backstage
>>1140848
It was boring cause I already seen it 4 times before (now 5)
who /bexilla/ here?
best pits in the game, lads
>>1140930
Share Lovato pics.
>>1140898
Bayley
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
http://strawpoll.me/7274227
http://strawpoll.me/7274227
http://strawpoll.me/7274227
Will Becky ever win the title?
>>1140964
I shave my pits twice a month so..
MY EARS!
WHO IS THIS BITCH, STOP HER!
>This shite live version
BASED SNOOP SAVING THE WORLD
black chick confirmed for winning kek
This shitty ass live performance
why do all these women have their hair dyed it looks so shit and ugly
Holy shit Sasha buetter win this after that
This chick is a terrible singer.
Snoop did good though.
>Snoop Dogg holds the dubious distinction of having seventeen Grammy nominations without a win, the most of any artist.
Who dis lady that don't know she isn't supposed to sing over her lip sync track
Sasha pins becky to win book it!
>Eddie gear
;_;
>>1141089
i agree lad, based snoop
>women will lie about anything for fame & money
this elsa robe
Is there anything Snoop Dogg wouldn't do for money?
>>1140984
>Sasha
>looks like she eats oats for every meal
>QT
>>1141096
dyed hair is ugly as sin mate
Legit as fuck robe
wew this build up is better than the brock match, this match better be good lads
>>1141061
I agree man. I consider women to be very insecure if they dye their hair and aren't happy with their natural color.
>>1141149
No, you're just a nerd
the blonde has nice tits lad
>you will never fuck her senseless while Rick accidentally walks into the room and goes "WOOOOOOO"
real question
what holds up charlottes belt? it sure as hell aint her hips
Who /BOSS/ here?
McGregor interferes to help Becky win the title
Do any of these women have hips wider than their shoulders? Can you even be a wrestler if you don't? My gf in high school was on the track team with me, and she had narrow hips too. It made her a good runner but it always bothered me.
Based referee cleaning up the ring I see you big dog
>>1141212
>Rick
Power level confirmed at 0.
>>1141218
Since day one bro.
>>1141218
Right here senpai.
>>1141247
Well, I'll take that as a compliment because watching this shit any time outside of WM is pretty fucking sad.
That Eddie gear is top notch
>>1141232
THIS
BASED GOOBS
WE ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER YEH
>>1141309
It's pretty based.
>>1141218
>shaves eyebrows off
>draws them back on
>>1141291
This is probably one of the most insecure comebacks I've ever seen on here.
Anyone got a good mobile stream?
SASHA BETTER WIN THIS SHIT
>>1141355
Badgames anon is streaming
Is that a feather in Becketty's hair?
>MFW This has been the best standard of wrestling so far tonight
Divas revolution lads.
This is much more NXT tier, good stuff
Charlotte can't sell for shit, her screams sound so corny and stupid. Liking the Guerrero tribute from Sasha
Even in the fucking ring, women can't stop talking.
>>1141394
Were her and Eddy family or is it just random
>>1141315
Fucking micks
>>1141358
>12 autists actually voted for this waifu shit
Hello, just dropping in to let anyone ITT know that they're no longer allowed in /heem/.
Sorry, but we've got intelligence quotas to hold up and unfortunately pro wrestling fans are the lowest of the low. I'm sure you understand.
>>1141378
Link
>>1140982
I could do that all night homebrew. Here, have one.
>>1141417
Have se
ARMBAR THAT GROUNDGAME
>>1141407
She's just a huge Eddie fan.
FLAIR YOU KNOW YOU CAN INTERFERE YOU KEK
NO DQ
FUCKING IDIOT
HIT THEM ALL WITH CHAIRS
>>1141407
Cole literally explained it during her entrance, he's her idol.
Charlotte you literally can't sell you didn't even look in pain that just looked awkward
Why do you keep throwing Sasha out she;s the best kek
>>1141433
God fucking damnit, I love that bitch.
DAT FROG SPLASH
>>1141356
She got the big entrance, she's eating the pin senpai
>Divas match is MOTN at Wrestlemania
>>1141514
>doubting based haitch
>ARMBAR yet to happen
Cena winning
Sasha saved herself there
HOLY SHIT
>>1141514
this has been a weird goddamn night.
also RIP in piss Ric
Which diva is the most /hightest/?
FLAIR BUMP
>>1141514
You really think so?
lol Ric
FLAIR IS KILL
>>1141531
>Roman Reigns
>Good match
>>1141557
Tamina
Grandpa
>>1141514
>neckbeards were right for once
>>1141474
I hear you. The sketchers photoshoots? Fuck. That's all I have to say. "Fuck."
>>1141557
becky, she clearly does the three steaks a day MINIMUM
I just left ATT stadium. It's packed. There's no more sitting room, so hundreds maybe thousands of people are standing.
Stone Cold got a massive pop, as did HBK and Foley. No other pops of the current roster come close, not even Ambrose, New Day, Lesnar
Ryder winning got biggest pop of current roster
>>1141576
What was better and why?
Best match all night is a women's match lmao
>>1141557
Kaitlyn
BASED CHARLOTTE
>>1141473
>my favorite isn't winning :(
Sashafags are the fucking worst. Get over it, she's going to lose or look bad once in awhile
>>1141607
>Best friend confirmed.
wew this match is pretty good wew
>Cole losing his shit because he's actually seeing Womyn wrestle for once
kek
>mfw this is legit the best match of WM so far
GOOOBS
dem charlotte titties
>>1141712
I feel so fucking bad for Dean and Lesnar
Charlotte's tits keep wanting to fall out senpai
>The current state of the men's roster when the women wrestle with more heart than them
HEEEEEEM
are Charlotte's titts natty?
Stream please
Nothing tonight will top this kek
>>1141787
defo on the gas lad
>>1141682
B4CHANFF
>that ending
NOPE
RIC IS RAPING SASHA
GOOOOOBS
RIP Becky Lynch
Just tuned in because I cannot sleep.
What did I miss?
what a shit ending
>>1141836
It was literally rape.
SMARKS BTFO
Wow, another Charlotte wins because of Ric ending.
>getting overpowered by a 100 year old man
>charlotte wins by not selling
>>1141864
u missed a great match lad
of course becky taps
;_;
The camera work at this even is fucking atrocious. They are missing every single important shot.
>>1141813
<3
What a shit ending for an okay match. I've liked the matches so far but the endings have been shit.
>all that pyro for an dirty win
lmao
It was a good match but there were a couple botches that mark it down from a 10
>>1141864
nothing senpai
>main event fireworks
wew going all in
>wasting all this pyro on Charlotte
>>1141787
Yes, Charlotte's tits are nasty.
>>1141929
At least it's not the royal rumble cameras
Pretty good match.
Solid 8/10
BECKETTY AND HORSETRANNY FAGS BTFO
>The state of nepotism in this company
Shane/Taker is next gentlemen
shane about to jump off the top of the cell
is the battle royal cancelled or is it unironically the 2nd last match?
ha ha time for Shane to die
LELTZER BTFO
BASED HAITCH MAIN EVENTING HAHA
FUCKING TOLD YOU KEKS
Why does JBL always look so depressed when it cuts to the announcers?
Well it had to be Charlotte.
Bullshit though, Charlotte's had her damn time, you've treated Sasha like shit and you could've given her the damn win for once and get the Wrestlemania moment done
Dammit Ric Flair and Haitch, you've got me worked
HOLY SHIT HELENA SELL TIME
>>1141929
Agreed. It's been fucking ridiculous
SHANE/TAKER TIME BABAY
GET HYPE
Why isn't this match on last? It's for the company itself. Main event. Even though I don't actually want to see it at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyGQtP8gHbc
>Roman main eventing
Holy shit what
>>1141917
Well I'm in time for the Undertaker so I hope it's something good.
is the andre rumble the main event?
>>1142028
Cena is unironically winning
>>1142028
It's the cooldown match.
>>1142028
It's probably going to be the cool down match because of tears due to Shane vs Undertaker
What about the Battle Royal? Did it miss it when I took a piss?
>>1142033
His reasoning was sound tho. Guess this means Taker is going over brother
>>1142045
>Why isn't this match on last?
Because Shane is losing then Ramen will win via Rocky interference and they assume that will work out and people won't boo because it's the Rock
What happened to the battle royal
Can we please get living head in a jar technology before McMahon dies?
>we want the show to end in a chorus of boos
Bold choice Vince.
>>1142105
IT hasn't happened yet kiddo
>>1141933
Is that paiges outfit?
>>1142187
we haven't even hit bump limit you fucking faggot
I just looked at the matchtimes on the wiki. The women's match lasted longer than the streetfight? lol
>>1142187
>300 posts
Begging you to meet a girl on tinder
HERE COMES THE MONEY
>TO SEE HIM PERFORM FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME AT WRESTLEMANIA
u wot m8
>>1142220
the street fight took place entirely in the ring too
>>1142288
They weren't alive when he was wrestling at manias
>shane has kids
>shane is 18+
>shane has had sex
I wish Shane O Mac was my dad
>>1142334
Oh. What is this from? A magazine?
>>1142456
Wish I could tell you. Found it, saved it, never looked back.
>Getting front row seats for your kids to watch you get murdered
Wew that picture of Noelle comes to mind.
>>1142516
>>1142220
It might of been one of the lamest street fights ever. Easily the disappointment of the night.
>>1142763
Worst Street Fight at Mania, and worst Bork match at Mania.
>>1140765
Was prime Steve body natty?
>>1142950
>wrestlers
>natty
>>1143161
>implying Natty isn't Natty.
NOT THE ROCK
DONT JOB THE WYATTS TO THE ROCK
DAMNIT
