> What is /asp/ Predicts...?
This is a thread where we all vote and see if we can correctly predict the results of the current PPV.
> What are the rules?
Just simply follow the link to do the survey and that's it. If a match ends in DQ or no contest however, that is scratched from the total for the interest of fairness.
> How's this gonna work?
After each match I will post the updated results to see WHO is on their way to being a clean sweeper.
> 9 matches in total to predict.
Link to vote: http://derpy.me/ryQcG
Please offer a courtesy bump after voting, good luck!
>>1130178
You literally have no life
First time doing this, lets see
>>1130185
thx for the nickname
>>1130186
I haven't win a single one in the past 3 years.
>>1130178
Man I'll be surprised if someone gets them all right
>>1130178
No section to take a wild guess for battle royal winner?
I'm pulling for Mark Henry since it's Texas and likely his final Mania. Let him go out with something. If not, then Heath Slater I guess, Social Outcasts are amusing enough for a win. Either one of those or the obligatory NXT entrant
Courtesy bump
>>1130178
You forgot the divas tag match.
>>1130472
Good.
>>1130472
Isn't that shit on the preshow? What are the preshow matches? They make this long card but then put half of it on before the main show and then drag the other shit along for four hours.
>>1130546
So is the US Botch Match and Usos v Dudleys but they're in the contest.
>>1130556
>burying the US title again
Just merge it with the IC belt already.
>>1130448
I'd go with Mark Henry or Kane.
>>1130563
But the lower mid-carders need a reason to wrestle.
>>1130178
I really hope someone other than gay arse charisma vacuam Applesteve makes the WM sticky
>>1130601
Post this again but in English
>>1130618
POO IN LOO PAJEET
>>1130633
>Paki bretmark calling anyone else an indian
>>1130601
The WrestleMania stickies are made by the mod
>>1130879
> flaby
Here's your courtesy bump SteveO.
>Usos vs Dudley Boyz
Usos
>New Day vs League of Nations
New Day
>AJ vs Jericho
AJ
>Ambrose vs Lesnar
Ambrose
>Charlotte vs Becky vs Sasha
Sasha
>Kalisto vs Ryback
Kalisto
>Intercontinental Shit
Owens
>Roman vs Haitch
Roman
>Crowd vs Roman
Crowd
>>1130448
I always tought the Atgbr is to give younger talant some kind of push.
After beeg last year i now know its just to give everyone on the roster some WM time.
Like all the tripple thread matches.
Like the ledder match.
Like the diva prematch.
Like the whole preshow.
Is Vince getting soft in his old days?
I have that feeling that Ziggler is winning the IC belt just because he in crying all day that he should be the top face.
>>1131239
>I have that feeling that Ziggler is winning the IC belt just because he in crying all day that he should be the top face.
Nah. They love burying Ziggler and it's hilarious tbqh.
I'm going for that double sweep after getting NXT.
No real unexpected wins tonight though. It all seems predictable enough
I will be very surprised if I get all of them this time. Only three of the matches has had any buildup at all, so six of them are basically a tossup.
>Kalisto vs. Ryback
>Intercontinental Clusterfuck
I mean fucking hell.
>>1131263
>Kalisto vs. Ryback
I also don't get this.
They did nothing to create some hype for this match.
I don't even know when Kalisto was the last time in ring.
It is even worst than a random small guy vs big guy build up.
At least they could have turned Roitback full heel and let him beat up Kalisto from time to time.
I don't even care who wins. At this point, I am glad when BMJ comes back and give the US Belt some meaning.
>>1131276
They're feuding because Ryback cut a horrible promo about how Kalisto is small and Ryback is big. Then Ryback continued with some unrelated horse shit about "looking out for yourself" or something. That's literally the entire build.
Can we vote how bad Roman will be booed?
>>1131294
There won't be much booes when Austin is in the ring.
Also they will do alot to hide it.
Like fireworks, loud music and cut out early.
>mfw Ryback wins the title
I don't want to vote him but I have a sickly feeling he's the right pick. Fuck you Vince if I'm right
>>1131323
He will win.
They didn't put much work in the fued or in Kalisto lately.
>US Title irrelevant for month.
Maybe Styles will win it soon.
>>1131323
He'll win. At least he's unintentionally funny sometimes unlike Kalisto who is just nothing.
Alright you fucks, /sp/ here. We will allow you back on our board, only if you tell us EXACTLY who is going to win every match at rasslemania tonight. Don't let us down.
>>1131364
Why the fuck would we want to come back when we have our own board?
Also poor bait.
>>1131364
Ebin :^)
>>1131368
>Why the fuck would we want to come back when we have our own board?
Somebody said something about wrestling being a proper sport the other night and you manchild fucks started shitting up /sp/ saying you wanted to come back.
>>1131375
Post proof you pos liar
>>1131375
ebin b8 :DDD
>>1131375
>you manchild fucks started shitting up /sp/
That was your own /sp/ trolls.
Even if they were actual /asp/ I'm sure there were no more than 2 guys fucking with you people.
Also, you don't represent /sp/ when you're just one guy. I'm sure most of you won't accept wrestling back no matter what.
>>1131375
So u think wrestling is a sport?
Its maybe true but an alternative sport.
>>1131383
Alright maybe I'm being an asshole. I apologize. Just tell me who is going to win. I made good money off of you guys last year.
>>1131388
Triple H will beat Reigns
Ambrose will beat Brock
>>1131388
Put money on AJ Styles
>>1131388
I would put some money on Roitback and Reigns.
Rest is hard to say this year.
Sasha and Dean are going over.
>>1131388
Put money on Shane. That's your biggest fish this year.
>>1131397
I would not put money on Ryback considering how Kalisto has had the title for so little time, and since he is being built as the Rey replacement.
>>1131402
There was no build up the last weeks.
i thonk they already lost interest in him.
Courtesy bump
>>1131388
No way!
You can bet on wrestling, so its a real sport now?
Man wwe is so predictable these days.
Ok i did it, TotalDivas/Styles/Reigns for 5 bucks.
>>1130472
Reached the maximum on the amount of questions on the survey, one of them had to go.
bumping for Shane winning today.
>>1131492
Courtesy.
>>1130178
Can't wait to squash some vanilla midgets in the prediction game
Courtesy bump
>>1131543
Your knee just popped.
> Pooling the results
> Someone has voted for Ryder winning the IC title
C'mon now.
>>1131604
A man can dream.
[spoiler]I was the one who voted him[/spoiler]
>>1131604
>>1131613
No, I did.
My logic is that the ending will be either Sami or KO climbing up the ladder with Ryder and the other (KO or SZ) will throw him off and Ryder gets to reach the IC title and win it. That sets up a feud for KO and SZ out of this, Ryder gets his Mania moment and you can always do a rematch on Raw tomorrow
>>1131543
>
So is there any way mania won't end with Reigns holding the championship and getting massive boos?
>>1130178
This is one of those shows where the preshow will knock out 75% of us.
Come on, Uce!
>>1131668
there is so many way to make the match fun and not full of booos. The thing is ¿will WWE make it?
It's Punished Rusev's year lads
9/9
Courtesy bump. With two wins under his belt already, will Borchmore be able to claim a third /asp/ Predicts title?
(probably not)
I feel like Trips will officially win the match but Reigns will leave with the title somehow, which will tie in with the brand split if Shane wins.
I'm probably going to be waaay off tonight. I was trying to compromise what I wanted to see with how I know WWE typically books, but wrestlemania is more unpredictable.
Also, either Bray, Braun, or Cesaro wins the Rumble...maybe Mark Henry.
>>1131771
Mark Henry is not there tonight. :-(
Shit, is the poll closed already!??
bump senpai
>>1131323
he won't, Vince is getting ready to give Kalisto a monster push as he wants him to be the next Rey Mysterio
>>1130178
Can we also see the other votes?
>>1132024
If you read the page it gives you a link to the poll.
Bumped for fun with friends.
my bold prediction: King will say something along the lines of "How about THAT for Wrestlemania moment!!!", thus ruining an otherwise neat moment
>>1130576
Not in current WWE.
Thanks for putting this together every ppv Steve. A lot of people probably assume that these prediction threads will always be on 4chan. But they'd go away if we didn't have valuable posters like you on this site.
And that will be the only time I say something nice to you or any other tripfag.
>>1132270
>shilling yourself
>>1132282
>>1132389
LOL.
We're up to 120. Let's keep it going, I think the record is like 130 from last year.
>>1130178
why do you use that dog shit survey? find a better one
>>1132411
> being this autistic
> owning a computer in 2016
Seek sunlight applesteve
>>1132448
>First day on 4chan
>Already shitposting
Please make sweet love down by the fire
>>1132411
>just exposed yourself using your phone and computer
S A M E F A G
Surprising amount of people think Usos are going to beat Dudleyz. I thought it would be pretty cut and dry, apparently not.
>>1132554
WHAT UP UCE
>>1132554
>implying the greatest tag team ever won't put over the current face of the tag team division in a passing of the torch
>>1132580
This is the same company that had The Rock pass the torch to Cena.
>>1131971
Fuck. Why not? He was at the HoF last night
>>1132596
Probably caught the injury bug. Personally I'm hoping for Cesaro return where he wins it for a second time.
>>1132589
I will fight anyone in real life who thinks John Cena wasn't the greatest thing for a period of time
>>1132580
>usos
>face of the tag team division
Lolwut
I voted for the usos to win but come on
>>1132643
It was more to do with him being the "greatest thing" for multiple periods of time.
>>1132643
To this day I still remember watching "ruthless aggression" live. He may have gone over faster than anyone else. God his matches with JBL were good.
>>1132554
Dudleyz have no reason to go over
I feel like it'll either be another WM 16 or 17
>16
Triple H retains the title against all expectation (albeit to unofficial cheers this time around)
>17
Reigns wins the title but does it totally dirty, clearly turning heel in the process (thankfully)
Which one, lads?
The only match I'm having trouble with is the Kalisto vs. Ryback one. Everything else is pretty cut and dry.
>Deanetty
He ain't winning anything other than a trip to the ER
>>1132554
you're the only one that's cut and dry you fucking kike
>SHANE! You might have won RAW from me...but remember WWE is not just RAW! WWE is WCW! Starting next week I launch Monday Nitro! Let's see if you can beat me just like I beat billionaire Ted!
Why can't Haitch just fight Shane instead? He's part of the authority so it makes more sense. Then Dean can fight Taker and Lesnar can fight Reigns. It'd be a better card than this, at least. That way Cena can show up for shenanigans against Lesnar and Reigns.
>>1132708
Depends on what happens tonight, if Shane does win, I see this happening, with Reigns with the title taking on new challengers.
>>1132871
What does the pool look like so far SteveO?
>>1132903
140 strong so far my man. Probably be the most we have yet.
>>1130178
This is it, boys! The big one, where I WILL defeat Steve-O for the title and "retire" for all of 24hrs.
>Uso's vs Dudleyz
Forgettable shit. Uso's because muh samoan legacy
>Kalisto vs Ryback
Ryback. Next week, Lucha Dragons reunite for nothing
>8-Diva Tag Team
Who literally gives a fuck? Probably Brie's team
>Intercontinental Shenanigans Match
Probably Zayn, and then a ZaynxOwens feud. I kind of wish they would let Owens retain so we could get Owens vs Styles for next month, but it will most likely be an Owens vs Zayn feud and Styles will be relevant afterwards
>new Day vs League
If rumors are correct, League are gonna break up soon so I give this to the New Day
>Dean and Bork starring in Match of the Night
I would be surprised if Bork didn't win and Dean went over. I'll give it to Dean, though, because I'm hopeful
>Shane vs Taker in "Didn't Mick Foley already do this?"
Shane wins because shenanigans, Taker retires, WWE loses 30million and Vince has a heart attack
>Triple H and Roman Reigns in "Reigns goes over or bust"
It's as obvious as day and night. The real question that should be asked is "Reigns: Heel turn or Face?"
>>1133089
I forgot AJ and Jericho. Um, AJ. Like we didn't know any better.
>>1133089
>This is it, boys! The big one, where I WILL defeat Steve-O for the title and "retire" for all of 24hrs.
Holy shit, jesus christ dude.
>>1133101
>Being this new
That's been a running joke with me for 2 yrs. I come around during the big four and make my predictions/declare a "match" between myself and a tripfag.
>>1133115
> That's been a running joke with me for 2 yrs. I come around during the big four and make my predictions/declare a "match" between myself and a tripfag.
You sound like an absolute fucking madman
>>1133115
legit autism no memes
Ready for Roman's 3rd reign?
Gonna close the polls on the next hour, get 'em in.
>>1133188
>it's just a joke bro
have sex dude
>>1133604
Get that screenshot out soon, wanna save it for reference/odds
>>1133643
As soon as I close it buddy, I'll post it in the WrestleMania thread.
>>1133623
>Feetfag
>Telling other people to have sex
>>1133706
>he isn't a footfag
You gay, son?
>>1133723
>Having a fetish that is literally "Pls cuck me senpai"
>>1133828
hey, don't lump us cucks in with footfags
>he doesn't want to marry paige and hold her hand as you watch her get ravaged by three superior black bulls
Where's the prediction list?
>>1134294
Over here Anon.
>>1134660
>>1134660
>>1134660
>>1134679
keep posting the results links here too because it's going to get crazy
>>1131604
I bet you feel stupid right now.
Can we get the final results? I closed the threads after Jericho won.
