What an overrated show.
I laugh at anyone who thinks this will be better than Wrestlemania.
>JUST in a cell
>ramen vs haitch
>meme jobber undercard
>the "lads" vs reddit
>reddit triple thread
>slut cuntfest
>roider vs midget
can't wait
>>1125818
I bet you laugh at Big Bang Theory too.
Shinsuke Nakamura is the greatest active pro-wrestler since 2011, two years after the ultimate transformation back in 2009. It's no surprise that the show he had a match in would be better than the one that doesn't.
[spoiler]With that said, it's possible WM might be better, I'm excited for Ambrose VS Lesnar[/spoiler]
is there a shane JUST edit yet?
>>1125823
Only matches I'm really interested in are Dean vs Brock and the IC title. The rest of the card sucks ass and chances are Shane vs Taker will be bad.
Wont be worse than 26 or 9, but it'll be pretty forgettable.
what are the chances the goat comes out and wins the belt?
I thought it was pretty darn good t.b.h. Nak v Zayn and the women's match were both great. Main event was pretty bad ass but the towelfags' persistency kinda ruined it. Other two matches were decent. I'm glad Crews v guitar man was cut.
>I laugh at anyone who thinks this will be better than Wrestlemania
>>1125818
WM will be better - regarded as a show itsself and the entertaiment.
the card and the match quality of takekover cant be overtrumped.
>>1125912
autistic jap vs. ginger towelhead was the only really eye popping good match, but it wasn't even that good because there were no stakes. it should have been a #1 contenders match or something
>>1125912
>overtrumped
Stealing this. Thanks.
Anyone know who this Bobby Roode guy is? Usually I've at least heard the names of these outlaw wrestlers before they pop up in NXT but I haven't heard of this one. Any good?
>>1125933
He was a top guy in TNA
>>1125933
loved his original theme song in TNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LVp3V2IRJM
>>1125943
Looks exactly like the Dawson Dasher twins. He should make a stable with them.
>>1125823
please, that overrated faggot isn't even the best in japan. theres like 20 guys better than his bells palsy ass
>>1125956
Name them
>>1125956
>>1125960
ibushi
naito
shibata
ishii
okada
kushida
nagata
makabe
suzuki
marafuji
suigira
cima
shingo
tozawa
bxb hulk
yoshino
doi
omega
should i go on?
>>1125989
ibushi's WWE now m8
the only guy's there who is on Nakamura's level are Okada and Omega
>>1125821
There is literally nothing wrong with the big bang theory
>>1125993
Ibushi is in the cruiserweight tournament, he has no ties to WWE.
>>1125915
>no stakes
Shinsuke making his debut against one of the best in NXT history isn't "stakes"?
>>1125933
Arguably the greatest pure "homegrown" guy in TNA history.
Since the late 2000s people have been expecting him to show up in WWE since he's a great talker and fantastic heel
(Also very reminiscent of a young HHH)
>>1125989
I'm not going to bother pointing out why you're wrong on all of them, but I KEKed hard at you putting Shibata, Makabe or Marafuji in there
Do you think Vince is intentionally overworking Zayne so he gets hurt like he did Bryan?
How bad does Vince hate Smarks?
>>1125989
>ibushi
>shibata
>nagata
>suzuki
>suigira
Yes.
>naito
>ishii
>kushida
>makabe
>marafuji
>cima
>shingo
>tozawa
>bxb hulk
>yoshino
>doi
>omega
Fuck off.
BxB fucking Hulk. Come on. When your standard for "Japanese talent better than Nakamura" revolves around their vague connection to some shitty US indies you should stop pretending.
I'm watching it for the first time right now. This crowd is pumped up.
>>1125818
Nakamura v. Sami and the tag title match were both top quality matches
everything else was adequate but not OMG show of the year all years
>>1126017
Zayn once wrestled like 4 matches in a single night of NXT tapings
Nothing on WM will be as good as the tag match or Nakamura/Zayn.
Most will probably not even be as good as the Divas match, or even the main event.
Obviously will be bigger spots and more spectacle though. And just the production and shit around it will make it seem big.
But actual match wrestling-wise, no. WM is looking pretty shite.
>>1126039
Tag team shouldve been a Tornado match (especially because they're in Texas)
>>1126049
Nah, that wouldn't have worked at all, their whole schticks are built around JJ's hot tag and Revival cheating with the format
>>1126005
He's 40. How is he a young HHH
>>1126048
The tag match was mediocre. Your impressions get changed due to fans that make everything into a 5-star match. Nakamura could have sneezed and the crowd would have chanted "this is awesome" or "this is wrestling". Technical mat wrestling and constant surprise roll-ups are fucking boring.
Finn's worst entrance to date as well. I get it, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but it killed his music and was pointless.
>>1125998
>Appears on WWE TV last, even gets mentioned by name
>Going to participate in a tournament put on by WWE
>The whole point is to give great wrestlers exposure to the WWE audience
No ties to WWE, huh? Retard.
>>1126074
tbf people have been saying that about him for the better part of a decade
>>1126082
>Technical mat wrestling and constant surprise roll-ups are fucking boring.
So what's that got to do with the Tag Titles or Zayn/Nakamura match?
> anti-smark is cucked this hard
>>1126092
Gable and Dawon or Wilder literally go back and forth with roll-ups for about 3 minutes straight.
>>1126102
> he can't even tell Dawson & Wilder apart
Your opinion is worthless
>>1126003
He's retarded. Give him a break.
>>1126082
I wouldn't say mediocre but yeah, the tag match wasn't that great. Both the Enzo & Cass vs Revival matches were better.
>>1125820
Whats a "4chan" match in your opinion?
>>1125818
Yeah the only good match was the gook vs the obnoxious skafag
Samoa Joe is a god tb.h.
>>1125820
>Ambrose
>Midget
>Brock
>Roids
W0t?
Just watched Takeover legally
>That "you fucked up" chant
>I wonder why people hate NXT fans
>Dash Wilder was a fucking machine in the tag
>Corbin has gotten so good now
>Nakamura/Zayn was fucking great
>Holy fuck that forearm exchange between Sasuke and Sami Zzzz
>That straight right by Sami
>All those neckbeards in shock when Bayley lost
>Asuka holding the title awkwardly
>A fucking chainsaw? Really?
>Pic related
>Finn wasn't boring
Good show. Would've been better if there was more build on tv I think. Atleast Apollo and Elias got bumped off the main.
>>1126104
And yet I'm sure you were cheering alongside the crowd last night at their "which one's ..." chant.
I dont know why people like Zayn he made this match so shitty. He's such a bitch he didn't wanna take a hit from Nakamura and made his knee spots look shitty. This just shows New Japan wrestlers are so much tougher. WWE NXT kids are bitches these days. God forbid you you know get a bloody knows like the other guy busting his ass.
>>1126120
I didn't even notice it
>>1126118
I keep hearing people saying how good Corbin is as a heel and I just don't see it. He always looks like he's about to cry, is skinny fat with flabby extra skin, and has terrible heel banter with the crowd during all of his matches. Combine that with having generic mediocre matches and you get someone who could fade away and no one would really notice.
>>1126121
> knows
>>1126124
He's basically Vince's/Hunter's mouth piece and caters to anti-smarks
AKA a majority of 4chan
>>1126126
I just watched it 2 minutes ago. I am rage typing right now.
>>1126124
His promo on the go-home NXT this week fucking rocked and his match banter is fucking ace
YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED IN RING OF HONOR!
>>1126129
Whatever excuse you need, dummy.
>>1126018
Dragon gates a Japanese promotion, and probably the best in the world. Bxb hulk had an amazing title run. Learn yourself bruh
>>1125820
I'd love a translation for all of that, I can bet it's funny
>>1126132
Ok Reddit.
>>1126118
> finn wasnt boring
Are you sure you watched it
>>1126138
> Trump posting
>>1126139
My bad.
>Finn wasn't boring thanks to Joe
If it weren't for all those stoppages we might have seen an unplanned double turn in that match.
>>1125832
Minimal Seth is still months away from getting clearance the A+ GOAT will be back though
>>1126082
It wasn't the greatest tag match ever, but it was pretty entertaining. Do you seriously think New Day vs League of Jobbers will be better? Give me a break.
>>1126114
This. Based as fuck when he just pushed the towel away at first. Apparently Stephanie got pissed at that. And when he was just throwing Finn around and giving stiff punches was badass.
Let them bleed
>>1126172
Was there live he said fuck off, the 2 wwe medics had to come out and basically corner him and it sounded like someone said come on joe let us do our job, he was pissed and gave them a quick minute then got pissed and started wrestling again every single time after a medic break they started with stiff punches. Joe made that match.
The thought Joe standing there over Finn Balor covered in blood face and body would have been an amazing thing, but I'm glad they're keeping that bland Irish man down there.
Joe is so fucking good he needs to be on the main stage. He is what these Samoans fuckers should be.
>>1126116
6'5" is the current manlet cut off
Also anyone not ottermode is on roids.
Trust me, I post on fit
Couldn't stay awake last night but just watched it
Zayn/Nakamura was amazing and definitely lived up the the hype 5/5
Enjoyed all the other matches too. All the title matches delivered and Aries/Corbin was good too. Loved the Bret/Owen finish in the main event.
Overall 9/10.
>>1125989
i only know omega and okada
who the fuck are those guys
>>1126203
I can understand not knowing the Dragon Gate or NOAH guys, but the upper half currently wrestle in NJPW
The "Fuck PG" Chants have to be killing Steph in the crowd.
>>1126136
No DG is garbage. Flippy fast MOOV based pro wrestling without proper psychology where everyone no sells everything, does too much, every move gets killed and doesn't mean anything, everything is overbooked and suspension of disbelief is blown out of the water so MOOVs and sequences get pops instead of the talent themselves and ultimately real stories are not even remotely well told because it's not about telling a story it's about doing stunts and escalating high spots. It's as bad as death match wrestling.
And BxB Hulk wasn't even very good at it compared to his peers.
And DG is mostly known in the US because of its connection with RoH and Evolve so my point stands completely.
Fuck Dragon Gate and fuck you.
Literal
>FUCK PG
chants
Is Vince finally realizing something or nah
>yfw Velocity veteran Bobby Rude finally made his long awaited return
>I shit on WrestleMania to put over NXT TakerOver because I'm a fat I'm a hugger shirt wearing smark who eats anything Triple H shits out via NXT
ASIAN
INVASION
>>1125989
Toyota
Naruo
Sasuke
Mitsubishi
Supra
Honda
Ryu
E honda
Orochimaru
Yugi
Kaiba
>baylee vs asuka was such a good match
>>1126251
>I swallow every piece of crap Vince shits out
The only good match was shinsKAY and sami zzzayn
>>1126118
>I wonder why people hate NXT fans
It's just the Full Sail Faggots (FSF). Whenever they leave Full Sail the crowds are dope.
>>1126203
He made most of them up.
>>1126300
Are you shitposting or just a moron?
>>1126292
Nah, just London.
Last night's crowd ruined Nakamura's entrance
Fat fucks keep trying to get themselves over
>>1126341
>trying to get themselves over
Explain what this phrase means.
>>1125915
>match was ass because there were no stakes in a fixed sport
spear urself my man
I'm pretty sure I bought tickets to the wrong show.
>>1126345
Self-aware fans, pretending they know who everyone is, and chanting nonsense for the sake of chanting. "This is awesome" chants at literally anything.
Okay this is my first takeover and I have a few questions. When were the pg chants? I have a difficult time hearing sometimes.
And what was up with the song lyrics that shit was kinda cringe inducing was that supposed to be for Bayley?
>>1126345
Fans who are self-aware.
>>1125989
>cima
confirmed for troll post or full of shit. You pulled those names from the roster didn't you?
>>1126345
It's just a retarded meme.
Some crowds try to be loud and obnoxious so people watching pay more attention to them than the wrestlers.
Or some shit like that.
>>1125998
Asuka was a random in one of the Takeover crowds before signing. What's your point?
>>1126327
Shitposting you fucking retard.
This place is getting dumber by the minute. Must be Mania season attracting all the underageds.
>>1126345
Fans who try to put themselves over the product and try to make the product more about themselves chanting than the actual wrestling.
Yes we know Nakamura is coming out, you cunts don't have to fucking chant his name.
>>1126368
> chanting somebody's name = putting themselves over
Is he autistic?
>>1126039
>tag match
>all those botches
>all of them and the rest just stood there dumbfounded for seconds
>top tier
it was above average at best
>token black guy vs. wacky guitar man
Didn't see this one of course
>actual wrestlers vs. exact clones with different beards
Pretty good minus the botch, 7.5/10
>the most vanilla midget vs. mr. "back to ring of honor"
I spent the first half laughing at aries for being as short as he was, crappy match overall. 4.5/10
>le underdog vs. strong japanese guy
Missed this one. I heard it was good, trusted that it would be.
>female brock lesnar vs. manchildren's waifu
Shit. Boring submission game, boring striking, boring grappling, and of course fags on reddit are saying it was amazing because "muh womyns wreestling." Ending was dull, glad Asuka won though. 5.5/10
>another fucking samoan vs. the vanilla midget to end vanilla midgets
Fucking shit entrance for finnilla. Ok start, got bored kinda quick. The breaks to clean up Joe didn't bother me that much, probably stopped a lot of what could've been. Solid action otherwise. Fucking abysmal ending, wacky demon man was practically Cena, and then that fucking roll up. 5.5/10
>>1126372
You're not supposed to chant when the lights go dark. It's simple etiquette.
>>1126082
>I DON'T WATCH PURO OUTSIDE OF WHEN THEY SHOW UP ON ROH THE POST
>>1126243
I'm not reading that shit, you obviously can't comprehend fast paced wrestling. Go back to the 90s grandpa
>NXT Smarks literally stealing the chants of NXT London
Say there is british people in the audience all you want, Americans can't be original to save their lives
>>1126377
Corpus Christi pls go hommu
>>1126124
He is anti-smark heel material. FUCKING INDIE DARLINGS REEEEEEEEE. If Vince ever gets a hold of him he'd be the next Ramen Rains.
>>1126375
> The Revival
> exact clones
Are you blind?
> Aries
> vanilla
How ya doin' 2008?
> didn't even watch Zayn vs. Nakamura
OK you can fuck off now
>>1126357
Bitch nigga i watch all those guys, and cima is a god desu senpai
>>1126263
>anti smarks shitting on Asuka/Bailey because of the overused finish and that their waifu lost
>>1126388
I was there, people from all over the world.
>Bayley getting choked out
That was based. Fucking get choked you overrated woman
>>1126388
Everyone knows Americans cant into chants to save their lives.
>>1126353
they were literally copy pasting the chants Bayley got in London. Then again it is Wrestlemania weekend so the britbong would be in full force anyway.
>>1126365
Its the woo autists that fall for the bait, that place is like a special needs daycare
>>1126419
>woo
>>1126401
It was a boring match that was a chore to watch
>>1126442
You're going to have a really miserable time for most of the WrestleMania card then
>>1126446
It was shitty because Asuks had to slow down her speed of wrestling because Bayley can't work fast.
If you can't see this you're a dumb FemCena mark who needs to watch that match again
>>1126451
Whatever you gotta tell yourself, chum.
>>1126452
>Bayley fans are this autistic
Weirdly the main event showed how starved for blood fans are now. Even I was marking out. Same way I marked out a few weeks ago during Fenix vs. Mil. The "PG" chants were fucking stupid though.
>>1126388
The crowd spent about a minute trying to figure out what to chant which was hilarious.
>>1126401
>>1126452
>3 million rest holds
>THIS IS WRESTLING CLAPCLAPCLAP
No, fuck off, that match was boring as hell
Would be the worst of the night if Aries/Corbin didn't existed
>>1126454
> you're this clueless
>>1126442
if we're being cynical the triple threat could go south
>MUH BO$$ pretty much a lock to win
>Charlotte going to no sell most of the match
>Flair interference AGAIN
>Becky is going to eat the pinfall/submission
>Bayley not going to show up full time for a few more months until Takeover Tokyo passes for the Asuka rematch
>>1126465
> every wrestling hold in a wrestling match is a rest hold
dumb fedoraposter
>>1126472
I will never understand why people think Bayley evading a main roster callup is a bad thing
>>1126452
bruh even Emma had a better match with Asuka. Bayley isn't THAT good. She is just great in the roster pool they have. Sasha couldn't do it. Becky might be able to keep up. Charlotte LOLNOPE! Nattie/Asuka would be a great match.
>>1126479
because they know sasha would be sent back to team bad. .
>>1126483
>Sasha couldn't do it.
Do what?
>>1126483
> he gets worked by overbooking
>>1126489
have a better match with Asuka than Bayley attempted. Asuka is too good for the women's division right now. Push Athena or call another joshi.
>>1126494
Of course she could.
>>1126492
so did the crowd apparently. the crowd booed Asuka because their waifu lost despite neither acting heel.
>>1126494
KANA stalker pls go
>>1126451
>Bayley can't work fast
This. She barely kept up. I was surprised that they didn't have her be the ring general in that match since she's known to be slower and more grounded anyway (like her match with Alexa). I guess they really wanted to put on a typical face vs. face. The match acutally reminded me of Emma vs. Asuka from last week. It was iffy till Emma and Asuka started working at the same pace.
>>1126498
lel sure.
>>1126498
>BOSS mark this delusional
>>1126500
That has literally nothing to do with anything I said.
Excited to see these two gun for Asuka now.
>>1126530
>excited to see these two
>Miss "I only got hired because I'm Samoan"
>LOL THEY EXPECTED EVA TO GET A FACE POP ON RAW
>>1125818
>>1126116
didn't he mean kalisto vs roidback?
>>1126292
FSF, I'm sure that will catch on...
>>1126530
eva's not on nxt m8
>Morning E-mail from Izzy: Dear Mr @TripleH, we need 2 talk
>>1126353
Fuck PG chants were during the ME when the refs were trying to clean joe's face for the 3rd or 4th time
>>1126112
Rusev vs Harpgoat battlebang match with layla
>>1126688
im marking out brother
>>1125828
27*, 26 was good.
>>1126678
AS hilarious as thosae were, it has nothing t od owith PG
>>1126704
27 was dreadful, 26 was weak
>>1126401
No, it was boring as fuck ledditor
>>1126401
Charlotte and natalya match at roadblock was more-fun to watch fatty
>>1126850
>ledditor
>i said it again :DD
>>1126860
Are you getting triggered?
Only ledditors get mad at it
>>1126203
Suzuki is the "líder" of suzuki gun a njpw stable who is invade NOAH
Kushida is marty mcfly
Naito is a guy who has the gimmick of togashi.
Ibushi...see he's ddt work
Cima and other are dagon gate guys(I prefer jimmy suguru than cima) or low/mid card of njpw
