Your April Fools name is now your WWE name. Think of a gimmick for yourself.
>>1120565
>Salvatore Lara
a bull-fighting Diva i guess
>>1120562
Black Far Right Street Preacher
>>1120568
Your gimmick is that your valet shoots you
Give me something good maggle
>>1120571
I steal Steve urkels attire as a nerdy black girl, my finisher is throwin a block of cheese at their face
>>1120570
>>1120572
>Bill proctor
The proctologist. I dragon punch the anus
>>1120562
i come from jupiter and don't speak english
my finishing move is the jupiter uranus power kick to the ass
inb4 pajeet
>>1120577
I guess a diva with a gardener gimmick
backstage segments of watering plants etc
>>1120582
I'm a Badass Swede with a massive dick.
>>1120583
And you get cucked by muslims
checking
I am a talentless man being pushed to the top
>>1120562
Ok, let's see.
>>1120588
GGAY
>>1120588
I...I....I mean....
A combination of old Adam Rose and Darren Young sounds like it would fit.
Idk
Suicide Lunchbox here
Rollins
Oh, holy shit!
>>1120601
OK so Im a skiddish mentally ill person who doesn't like to be touched. I come out to a theme similar to the original mankind and I act afraid, until I'm actually touched and then I chimp out in rage and dominate my opponent
Limp Bizkit - Rollin
>>1120603
Okay, here it goes.
My full name is Dwight Cox. I'm a moderately successful heel who's name is no importance. Until the Rock appears and calls me "Dwight Cock!"
As a result my reputation is ruined as the cans chant "cock, cock, cock, cock!" on a nightly bases. I'm forced to job to Zack Ryderr, and then Vince decides to release me because I can't draw anymore.
Fuck ya'll ISIS niggas.
>>1120607
Anon this name is better than your previous
>>1120604
Transsexual female champion
>>1120608
Wow I have the more likely name
Ok
>>1120615
LUCHADOR DIVA JOBBER HERE WE COME
>>1120611
Hell it is, and I imagine that mother fucker will be still calling me "cock" because of it.
curious
I don't get what the joke is.
>>1120596
So fucking autistic you have to announce who you are when you now dam well nobody fucking cares
>>1120619
Meaningless valet to some redneck jobber. Help my guy cheat to win the US championship before getting released because the audience doesn't care and I can't wrestle.
>>1120621
You got Forrest Stanley. Make a gimmick out of it. OP should have made detailed instructions.
Rolling.
>>1120624
>Jimmie Randall
Wow. Okay. Bass guitarist in Jo Jo Gunne, I think. That was easy. My gimmick is that I bring a bass guitar and I hit people with it sometimes.
I rent my furniture
This is like the nxt name generator
Oh shit, I'm sorry
>>1120562
Hmm.
>>1120562
rollz
>>1120562
Do the name stay with your IP?
I am a English mid-carder for an English outlaw company
>>1120638
Nope. You get a different one for each post.
Hate this shit.
make me a girl pls
>>1120624
I understand the thread. I mean I don't get what the forced names and different layout is.
>>1120660
the perks of having a gold account B)
ok
>>1120662
Is that the meaning behind the 'joke'?
moot did much better pranks.
fucking gooks
Hello fellow ledditors
I have uncontrollable diarrhea.
>>1120562
Roll
Plz
I'm the main event top face
seth rollins
Im getting fedora man
Once I saw this namefag shit, I knew a thread like this would be up on /asp/
>>1120676
You die after falling from the ceiling, but you get shot thru the head on the way down
>>1120562
A Comic Book Fanatic
fug
>>1120688
Ok I don't think that Dusty would ever approve this name desu.
>>1120686
Norah 'Dry' Humphrey
She is an indefinable slut. A dick destroyer. She will dry hump literally anything into submission or death.
Her promos are dry.
Her ginger ale is dry.
The only thing not dry, is her subterranean crotch area.
She makes her way to the ring, breathing heavily, while riding an IT-bike and spitting on the crowd.
She does a similar pose to Finn Balor, only she humps the fuck out of the top of the ring post, which lets be honest, makes for soggy turnbuckles.
Her finishing move is the Hump Free (torture rack, modified, to include more fondling, eventually ending with a furious friction pinfall.
Like her hero before her, Tajiri, she shoots a clear mist, only from her vaginal area instead of her mouth, which temporarily blinds the opponent, and causes many roll-up victories.
Her nicknames are Big Momma Hump, The Tribbing Terror and Hep-C Teeth.
Works best as a tweener, like anything, inbe tweener legs.
Now accepting indy bookings.
oh boy
rolling for stick stickley
>>1120587
>no smark mod changing this guy to roman reigns
Step it up mods come on
Pls no jobber name
Copy cuck; after i win i steal their gimmick and attire
Legendary get
>>1120582
Rollan for name
"The winner AND NEW..."
Oi
Rollin then postin.
GOAT get pls
what the fuck
Jobber incoming
THE OUTLAW
Here goes nothing
Based A+ player get
>>1120864
Closeted homosexual aristocrat, finisher is an over enthusiastic roll up.
rollins
>>1120562
How do I find out my name?
How do i find out my name
Would be more fun if one person rolled a name and a different one came up with a gimmick, then someone comes up with a gimmick for that guy and so on
What's my name?
>>1120934
Shirley Greene got started as the valet for some stoner drug dealing heel and dressed all hoodratty with pot leaves all over everything. She turned on her man when he took things too far, hitting the valet of a rival. She competes with Poison Ivy-like outfits now and uses plant themes whenever possible.
>>1120929
Ur gimmick would be u love sucking dicks
pls be my actual wrestling name
>>1120954
Reroll, this name sucks chode
well guys what's my gimmick
WOOOO
>>1120967
Heelish Chef
>>1120969
Would be a drifter that has a cat manager that hangs out on my shoulder for backstage segments. bitches love cats
OK
>>1120562
Seth
ROLLINS
>>1120988
Looks like the diva version of Drew Galloway.
test
JEEEEEEZUS
Rolling
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA TIME FOR A LAUGH BATMAN
IT'S THE LAST TIME YOU WILL HAHAHAHHAA
Fun idea
>>1121051
ok so I'm a man who identifies as a woman and wants to fight in the Women's division
>how is this not already a gimmick
>>1121056
It pretty much already was.
Seth rolling
Rolling
Like
My
Dad
Eric Rolling
>>1121109
I come out and punish wrestlers for fail to read the End User License Agreement
Describe me pls
Being an undercover ayy lmao
>>1120562
I want to be a Nippon Wrestler!
>>1121109
>>1121116
>Smarmy lawyer-type
>Insists every opponent signs a contract before having a match
>Says it's just standard stuff to ensure both their safeties
>Middle of the match, hit opponent with chair
>Judge goes to call for DQ, hold his arm and hand him the contract and a microphone
>Judge reads out loud the clause that allows him to use a chair while you viciously beat down the already unconscious guy
>cockypin.png
>Wrestlers try to be wary of his contracts
>Keeps getting away with bullshit through increasingly absurd loopholes
>hecantkeepgettingawaywiththis.jpeg
Could work, honestly.
>>1120562
Roll it
>>1121179
>Crane
I'm forever doomed to having to do Karate Kid gimmicks in the ring
woah
Postan
>>1121200
I guess I'm an autistic cartoonist character.
>>1120562
>TALK TO YA AGAIN, AFTER A WHILE.
>>1121209
Jordan Perkins, The Blue-Chippin' Barista debuting next week on NXT.
>>1121056
It's like you've never even watched wrestling.
>>1120588
THE GAY COMMUNITY
>>1120562
rawlin
Fuck it, why not?
>>1121268
autistic weeaboo with hulk strength
Lemme see that shit
>>1121237
>Wolf Fursona
>>1120562
Give me wrestler nam
>>1121269
I'm a hispanic chick with a flamenco dancer gimmick, like gender bended Fandango.
roll boss
>>1121278
>Sheriff Darrell Stafford
>>1121279
TITO SANTANAS ILLEGITMATE THIRD COUSIN LOOKS A BIT LIKE MICHAEL HAYES THOUGH HES REAL SHIT IN THE RING TOO BUT GOT A REAL FUCKIN' SWEET DROPKICK
>>1121282
Snooty French Canadian.
>>1121276
clarence lives at home with both parents.
rolling rolling rolling rawhide.
>>1121282
Well woman the way the time cold I wanna be keepin' you warm
I got the right temperature for shelter you from the storm
>>1121282
>Sean Paul
Holy shit
>>1121292
Dolores "dolly" osborne. Southern bumpkin gimmick diva.
>>>/tv/67727615
EXCUSEEE MEEE
rolling for name
>>1121336
>Herman Henry
Mark Henry's hillbilly adopted cousin who sides with the wyatt family but eventually turns face when they attack Mark
Rolio
Rollin'
>>>/mu/63730511
STONE COLD STONE COLD
Boom.
Test
>>1120562
rollin for name
What's my gimmick senpai?
rollin
Rolling for a shitty name
>>1120562
cant wait to get a female name!
Hugh G. Rection get
Rollongo
My gimmick is the [current year] Val Venis but with a small dick.
>>1120562
Let me see...
>>1121785
Not bad. I got the name of a chick I would probably try to bang.
>>1121787
And this is the name of a chick I would probably bang.
I'm game.
>>1120562
Rolling.
>>1121814
Rich bitch type who exudes the aura of lavish lifestyle, complete with the gold, the jewels, the money with the catchphrase "Ball Hard!"
>>1121282
DEPORT THEM
Ohboy
This name will be in the WWE history books in the next thirty years.
Give me a gimmick senpaitachi
Best in the world coming through
>>1125694
>aprils fools layout is dead
>>1125721
Wasn't a fan of the layout, but fuck me if the total lack of tripfags wasn't a breath of fresh air.
A
>>1125744
>don't like seeing names behind posts
>prefers to see nothing but names behind posts
This is literally how teenagers who are "anonymous is leejun" tripfag haters think.
It's fucking mind blowing how you're even capable of turning a computer on.
>>1126023
> getting this triggered over someone disliking seeing trips
