>British genetics
>>1119479
keep projecting
>>1119479
she has always been gypsy trash
>>1119479
>no Smackdown thread before WM
This is my first time watching Smackdown in a while, it's weird hearing the piped in noises and how they think the crowd should be responding.
>>1119484
>watching Smackdown
>>1119488
>being able to skip through a vast majority of the show and watch a couple matches
Seems fine to me. Nice and condensed.
>Some may have noticed a fresh gash on Ric Flair's forehead recently. Apparently Flair was filming for the upcoming ESPN "30 For 30" special on his life and career, and he bladed to show how it was done during a segment on all of his bloody matches.
haha what a lunatic
>>1119488
They've done a lot of showing AT&T stadium.
HAILING FROM DUNKIN DONUTS
>>1119493
>HERE LET ME BLADE PROFUSELY TO SHOW YOU HOW I USED TO BLADE PROFUSELY
Absolute fucking madman.
I'M THE BOSS
BOOBOO
NO
WAY
JOSE
>>1119507
keep projecting
>>1119507
Who the fuck is this even supposed to be
>>1119510
keep projecting
>>1119479
Anglos are ugly as shit.
>>1119513
t. nigger
>>1119479
She's gorgeous. What are you implying?
>>1119519
That she went from a fresh faced cutie to a flabby, ugly tramp.
Who in the back kept pushing that dumb fucking name "Lunatic Fringe"?
>>1119521
Vince
>>1119513
post your face
>Team Total Divas vs. Team Not On E!
>>1119526
>butthurt white boi
>>1119513
keep projecting
>>1119527
The crowd needs a chance to get some snacks and piss, anon.
>>1119528
Ugly white guy confirmed. (Or IT support)
>>1119528
post your face
>>1119532
I thank god every day that i'm not white
i'm from /woo/ can you guys tell me your memes? i heard they are very funny
guys smackdown is live
>>1119536
you're the biggest meme here
>>1119535
post your face
Any plans to watch the Stone Cold podcast and see how fast Mick can shill live?
ROMAN IS TURNING HEEL THEY PUT THE BOOS ON SMACKDONW
Best matches of 2013?
>>1119545
>boos
more like the silence
>>1119548
your mother vs my big black cock
>>1119550
>fat neckbeard is being this delusional
>>1119548
Daniel Bryan vs John Cena SS 2013
roman main eventing 2 years in a row.
Based as fuck
>>1119552
post your face
>>1119558
after you take a shower
More Mayonnaise, white thread?
>>1119557
Smarks literally wetting their pillows with tears while the Roman empire grows stronger
This is the most boring Smackdown ever
Fuck Renee and Byron
I swear to god one more promo instead of a match and I'm out for the night
>>1119548
punk vs lesnar
>>1119484
>watching smackdown
Think the last smackdown I watched live was when CM Punk pooped himself in 2013 and also cause I enjoyed him wrestling Ambrose cause of the chemistry.
Also, please have sex.
>>1119566
Stop acting like you have places to go.
>>1119561
keep projecting
Is there even a Smackdown or is it just pre-recorded Byron and Renee?
>>1119488
Indeed. I went to Raw in Brooklyn this past Monday and these SD matches were taped before Raw started. It was literally three matches.
ONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMPONE AND ONLY DONALD TRUMP
>>1119567
Butthurt
>>1119566
Aaaaaaaaaaand it's Snoop Faggot
I'm out
>>1119567
Apathetic for the first, ironically loved him for the 2nd.
>>1119574
They only had a couple of matches taped before RAW, not surprising though. They do this for every Smackdown leading into Wrestlemania.
i have been crying for 20 minutes. why the FUCK isn't dena mark posting right now ff. he made me laugh so much and brightened my day up
WHERE THE FUCK IS HE
>>1119584
Are you autistic?
>>1119584
he got a gf and you never will
>>1119510
why the FUCK would you have 4 matches on the preshow. way to burn out the crowd for the real show. fucking morons.
>>1119589
holy fuck kill it with fire it looks like a hairy cockroach
>>1119590
battle royal got moved to the main
>>1119584
He's fuckin his gf right now forgetting your existence nerd.
>>1119590
They moved the Battle Royal up. Probably have a big surprise for it.
Rock needs time for his half hour+ promo, so they'll probably shave down other matches instead.
>>1119594
>jobber royale on the main show
holy fuck why??
>>1119597
because
>>1119597
because that's where its always been
>>1119598
because stone cold is gonna come in, clean house with 10 stunners and win?
>>1119597
because Cena is winning it
>>1119599
no, it was only on the main show the first time because it was a premiere, it was on the preshow like it should be the next year
ITS WRESTLEMANIA WEEK WHY TF IS /WWE/ DEAD?
YES THE MATCHES AREN'T GREAT BUT IT'S WRASSLEMANIA BABY
>“We were still married at the time, but we weren’t really seeing…I don’t know, it was falling apart. I remember calling her and her not answering the phone and I’d get very upset…Here I am assuming she was seeing another wrestler. I remember thinking ‘when I find out who this guy is, I’m gonna beat the tar out of him.’ When I found out it was Brock Lesnar, it gives forgiveness a whole new meaning.”
c u c k
lmao
>>1119611
MORE MAYONNAISE WITH YOUR MATCHES, WHITE BOI?
Whys isn't this a show on the network?
>>1119612
Marc Mero is such a jabroni desu
>>1119613
>NIGGER IS MAD HE HAS TO GO BACK TO AFRICA WHEN TRUMP WINS
>>1119612
The cuck here is Brock
He has his wife's sons
>>1119613
keep projecting
i bet HHH does his entrance whenever he fucks Steph in a hotel on the road, he's like, hold on Steph, I gotta slip into something more comfortable, and then goes into the bathroom, puts on his wrestling trunks, and puts his entrance theme on the iPhone. He walks out of the bathroom, does his entrance and spits the water over the bed, and Steph is laying there cheering with a smile on her face that you can tell it never gets old for her and she loves it every fucking time he does it. Then she says "oh Paul!" on accident, and Trips loses his shit and is like "Goddamnit Steph, it's fucking Hunter. I told you I don't want to fuck any damn smarks
>>1119624
PROJECT SOME EXTRA MAYO FOR YOU, MASSA.
>>1119621
you have to go back
>>1119479
She is still attractive faggot. She's been one of the better looking girls they had in awhile.
Trips v Ramen is being advertised as No DQ.
Are you ready for The Rock to Rock Bottom Triple H?
>>1119631
anon here. remember when i told you this a couple weeks ago..... i am an insider ill give you guys more scoops if the mod doesnt stop deleting threads
>>1119630
>I live paycheck to paycheck
No wonder you like her
>>1119633
>i live paycheck to paycheck to pretend i work for the wwe
>>1119633
Nobody remembers our cares faggot
Go back to renting your furniture
>>1119633
Nobody will remember you unless you trip. Anon say dumb shit all the time
>>1119627
keep projecting
>>1119631
I believe Rock is doing movies at the moment and for insurance reasons he can't get physical, then again they might figure out a work around.
>>1119642
I think he could get away with doing a move where the guy literally jumps while you pretend to pick him up
AUTISTIC LEGO COMMUNITY COMING TO RAW
http://www.pwinsider.com/article/100966/exclusive-wwe-bullet-club-debut-update.html?p=1
>Karl Anderson and Doc Gallows - The Bullet Club - are scheduled to be at this week's WWE TV Tapings, PWInsider.com has confirmed with multiple sources. It''s expected they will be at Wrestlemania, at least backstage at the event, as well.
>As we had reported previously, the pair were expected to debut on the main WWE roster, bypassing NXT, in late March/early April. It appears their debut is imminent.
>The belief is that the team will be using The Balor Club name.
>>1119631
Why haven't they said anything on tv then? That's not true and it's just a regular match.
>>1119648
That's a real sign at Axxess or whatever it's called
Also it could be a stipulation added during the pre-show or during.
Matches change all the time.
>>1119647
Bullet club will never be in the wwe
>>1119651
Ok Mark, don't post here crying when it's a normal match.
>>1119647
Well good for Anderson for not being put through NXT at least. Gallows didn't really need it as much as the former.
>>1119647
Calling it now, Balor Club will interfere in Taker/Shane match
>>1119653
kek what's your issue /asp/ie
>>1119630
Please have sex
Why does this guy keep showing up in all sorts of classic WWF shows
He's supposed to be big name but everything about him looks boring and standard
>>1119647
Balor club is such a shit name. Way to reduce them to nothing more than lackeys.
>>1119664
Sycho Sid is based as fuck
He had the perfect wrestler body
It's a damn travesty he isn't a hall of famer yet
/wwe/
how you doin'
>>1119664
Just another vanilla big guy
>>1119669
you have to go back
>>1119659
How does that prove anything retard? Until wwe themselves post about it it's not happening. Watch
>>1119630
>I rent my dish towels
>>1119631
>Are you ready for The Rock to Rock Bottom Triple H?
This is going to happen whether or not it's no DQ
Everyone saw this coming from the moment dwayne was announced as being a part of the show
>>1119674
Please stop having sex with your father
>>1119672
where
>>1119521
It was actally a locker-room nickname for his hairline.
It, unlike said follicles, stuck.
>>1119680
Fucking brutal m8
>>1119679
to your home NXT
>>1119680
aaay
>>1119683
I'm actually fine with that
"Red Carpet" for an hour?
>>1119677
Weird they are talking about the match on SD no mention of no dq yet
>>1119647
Finn Balor sucks.
>>1119674
they will probably do what they did for Austin/Rock at X7 and just announce it as no DQ right before the match
>>1119680
Brutal
>>1119689
>tfw going to have to watch the Hall of Fame and Final 4 at the same time
>>1119680
Savage
>>1119696
I guess but I just don't see it, you guys are giving wwe to much credit
>>1119698
I wonder who from this year's class will have the highest chance to tell a batshit insane story. Gotta try to stick around for those m8
>>1119698
>tfw born and raised in syracuse
filthy city doesn't deserve nice things UNC is supposed to win right?
>>1119701
they need a way for Roman to not lose clean if he is going to lose
also to turn if they turn him heel they'll need him to cheat but keep the match going
>>1119689
look at the date you moron
>>1119669
>new day will lose the titles before enzo and cass debut
feels bad man
>mfw they don't even air all the speeches from the HoF
I'm still mad they didn't air all of Abdullah the Butchers
That dude was nuts and I wanted to hear his speech
>>1119709
It will be this Saturday, and? Was just wondering about the length for that pre-show, since it didn't seem to be as long for the previous year.
>>1119717
oh nvm im the moron i read your post wrong
>>1119711
>>1119712
Warrior bullshit award will most definitely be the snoozer of the night, possibly high levels of awkwardness too.
>>1119708
Ok, that makes sense. Roman still looks strong but what do you do after that?
How hype are y'all to see
>Haitch wins
>Cena distracts Taker
>Shane McMahon to pull out the win
>Shane fires Haitch
>one more shot for Reigns lol
>>1119711
New Day will hold the titles for months to come
>>1119727
>Trips v Ramen is still the real main event
>>1119727
No that's shit
>Hello Jimmy Johns here
>YES I WOULD LIKE SOME EXTRA MAYONNAISE FOR MY WHITE FRIENDS ON /asp/
>FO SHO
>>1119730
Shittier than letting reigns win?
reigns 3x wwe champion BABY HEHEHE
>>1119731
thanks famclam im doing keto i need the fats
>>1119732
I'd rather have ramen noodles win than that shit fantasy booking
>/woo/ is shit
>>1119742
Sup /woo/
>>1119612
He's pretty fucked up legit
He blames Vince for all his problems and forcing steroids on his guys.
After Benoit he went all over the news outlets to voice this
>>1119712
Especially since Stinger's best run was when he didn't speak on-camera for over a year.
I wonder if there is a "no Monday Night Wars/other promotions in your speeches" stipulation.
What exactly is Brock's position in WWE now?
He fights with Vince backstage about $ and his advertising on his gear
He takes months off
Promised titles and title shot
Faces Jeans at fucking wrestlemania
?????????
>>1119664
Sid is GOAT the few ppv's and episodes of ECW he's in.
He's not a stable guy, he has like 4 times the testosterone of a normal man and he's 6'8
underrated
>>1119754
A part timer who gets paid like a full timer because he's one of the biggest draws in the companies history.
Vince basically begs him to stay
>>1119714
"I give people Hepatitus B for the keks"
There's the tittymonsters fucking speech
what happened to calling it the wacky line?
>>1119759
I was just more intrigued by his voice. He has a funny voice for being one of the most feared men in hardcore wrestling.
WEW THE STONE COLD PODCAST IS LIVE??
>>1119761
Because le cooky crazy man is such a lunatic
>>1119759
MORE HEP C FOR YOUR BBQ WHITE BOY?
Wait its in front of a crowd?
>>1119772
based
>Blacking out the feed on the flip off
WEW
>A literal live podcast in the ring
>cutting away from the middle fingers
Fuckin' PG era, man
I love Foley's entrance music
kek this is crazy
Fuckin' Brock Lesnar Guy
>Crown chants holy shit
>no bleep
>Austin says holy shit
>censored
WOOOOOOOOOOOW
Stone Cold is gonna kill the crowd with his stand [BEAT DEBRA]
>>1119772
wew theyre recording from TNA's biggest PPV of the year?
>>1119786
When will these super fans finally kill themselves
Guess you can't say SHIT, Steve
>>1119790
From NXT Takeover's arena, so close enough
>>1119789
you would think there would be at least one heckler yelling "BEAT DEBRA"
>le shit crowd
kek
>>1119778
when does it stop being a podcast and become a tv broadcast?
>>1119786
how rich is this motherfucker and if he has so much money why does he only wear affliction tees
CHEAP POP
Oh boy can't wait for all the bleeps because Austin is fucking up
>>1119798
The shirt is his calling card, like Frank the Cuck's clown paint & wig
He usually dresses up as Cactus Jack, surprising he's dressed up Dude Love today
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD
>production truck BTFO
>Vince going off on Steve on the headset
wololol
I'm already cringing. At least Austin is BTFOing the production team
Steve basically saying
>Shut the fuck up Vince you old fuck
>>1119805
and he throws his shoulder after doing so
IS THERE ANYTHING DDP YOGA CAN'T DO
They can't shill DDP Yoga or something now? Why the fuck not?
Mick losing all that weight is pretty damn good though
D D P Y O G A
this is gay and boring already
start talking about manly shit like guns
ITS ME ITS ME
ITS DDP
SELF HIGH FIVE
>>1119813
Welp nevermind, heard the slight namedrop. But still would be weird if they just dropped it considering what DDP's done for the WWE veterans already
>Steve literally calling him and Foley a bunch of jews
>Snane wins
>Haitch wins
>Heel haitch feuds with the Authority by paying people off and dirty tricks.. coming full circle being a rich sneaky asshole like his pre DX days
Would be dope desu
>>1119812
could it have saved connor
>>1119824
;_; thx captain buzzkill
BANG BANG
>>1119816
have sex
I'm feeling pretty down tonight can one of you bros hit me with a (you)
>>1119830
I gotchu family
zzzzzzzzz
talk about foley crying about the product less than a year ago
>>1119830
kill yourself
>>1119832
2bh I want to hear Foley shit on Vince's product more than anything.
>>1119836
anything but foley's life story
we've heard it 50000 times
So did they make it a no DQ match so Ramen won't get booed everytime he does something?
>>1119830
hey anon
>>1119839
No, it's because The Rock is going to be involved
>>1119839
nah its for shenanigans and swerves
>>1119479
Is this guy autistic
>>1119845
who are these fluid druids
>>1119845
>Before and after WWE
>>1119846
Yeah SCSA is pretty autistic
>>1119578
>>1119845
That girl has a literal negative ass.
>>1119846
why the fuck are steve's biceps so huge compared to his lower arms
>>1119844
RAMEN TURNING HEEL???????
>>1119860
He must not do forearms.
>>1119860
how much u think he curls
>>1119860
Austin also had kind of a gut when he was first doing his poses, so maybe it ain't a good time for him fitness-wise
>>1119865
ur mum's weight at the very least
>>1119631
DWAYNE JOHNSON
YOU MADE IT PERSONAL
QUITE FRANKLY YOU ARE JEALOUS OF ME
JEALOUS OF MY SUCCESS BECAUSE WHEN ITS ALL SAID AND DONE YOU WILL BE THE GUY WHO QUIT AND TOOK THE BALL HOME WHILE I STUCK MY FACE IN THE MUD FOR THIS BUSINESS AND TOOK IT TO NEW HEIGHTS NOT EVEN VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON EVER IMAGINED
YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE I AM A FOURTEEN TIME WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE I AM THE ARCHITECT, THE ICON AND THE FACE OF THE ATTITUDE ERA
YOU'RE JEALOUS BECAUSE I AM THAT DAMN GOOD
>>1119860
Growing forearms is very difficult
>>1119869
sick f*cking burn
>Ambrose
hehe meme
>>1119871
That's only like 2 minutes of talking what about the other 18
>>1119875
fufufu
WACKY MEME MAN DEAN
wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew
Christ she is so hot
fucking lol
omg she's so gorgeous
Damn, does that white girl want some mayonnaise?
>>1119892
So is she part of the company now?
>6 feet tall
Holy shit.
I would climb her.
>>1119896
She was doing stuff with them for a while now, but mostly lowkey
>>1119894
please go out sometime, shes below average
>6 feet tall
Taller than most of the manlets that post on here
>>1119892
The meme is real
KEVIN DUNN SHOUT OUT
I will literally turn this off if they mention fucking Frank the Cuck.
KEK
they should rename the divas division to the Nepotism Division
>foley
>flair
>snoop
>britani
>>1119877
Haitch will stretch that into at least eight to ten minutes.
>pause for lukewarm heat
>move to another part of the ring
>speak
>pause for for more cricket heat
>ask rhetorical question so crowd can think it's clever with "WHAT" chants
>move again
>insult the city
>pause
You know the drill. He has mastered the awful dronepromo.
>>1119903
shes taller than me by the length of seth rollins' dick
think about that /asp/
>>1119902
keep projecting
>Mick talking about getting trained the right way
this nigga just talked about diving on thumbtack bombs in a dirty japanese ring. wtf
>>1119909
>implying snoop has any fucking pull in wwe
>>1119916
You still need training to be a spot monkey
