>a glorified midcarder has main evented WM 6 times
>>1114997
>a glorified shitposter has made this post 100+ times
*4
WWE has rewritten history so HBK-Taker main evented 25 and Rock-Hogan main-evented X-8
>it's a skinny-fat mark getting mad at The Game again
>this is the first Wrestlemania that I'm going to watch live
Triple H's ego vs Hulk's ego vs Bret's ego get in a fight.
Who wins?
@1115033
the one that looks like a 21 year old white man
>>1115033
Hulk squashes the shit out of them like they're Billy Kidman.
>triple h will never get caught cheating on steph and forced to job
feelsbadman
>>1114997
>Your skinny manlet outlaw shitter hero main evented none
>>1115040
>@
>>1115104
Falling for the oldest bait in the box
@1115104
Not giving you or that nigger trip (You's)
>>1114997
>the eternal B+ player is literally the new owner
I wish Billionaire Ted won
>>1115104
Ignore him, it's just another bitch ass /asp/ fuccboi
@1115197
>This mad he doesn't get (You's)
>>1115197
>says beato
Gtfo you fat mexican midget and dont reply to me ever again
>>1115214
I'm 6'2, I'll stomp yo bitch ass
>Triple "The Game" H
>The Cerebral Assassin
>The King of Kings
>The HHHcellence of Execution
>The Bigger Guy
>The GOAT
>The Conneticut Rattlesnake
>The Face of the WWE
>The King of the Ring
>The Future Chairman
>The COO
>The soon to be 20 time WWE Champ
>a midcarder
What a joke.
>>1115321
DUDE NEPOTISM LMAO
>>1115321
you forgot the boss's son-in-law
>>1115079
HHH would have to be completely insane to cheat on steph
>>1115321
>hanging on Michaels' dick throughout most of the 90's
>>1115321
>he has a lot of nicknames
>therefore he's actually as good as his hype
>>1115321
>The Conneticut Rattlesnake
>Triple H is so good at politicking, that he even managed to go over Vince's actual son
Fuck, for such a cool guy, i often feel that Shane got a Raw deal (pun totally intended).
Still, Shane never sat around and complained about it, so good for him.
>>1115461
>wanted to run wcw as a separate product
>told no and gets to see the wcw metaphorically murdered by way of the Invasion, an angle so panned it's almost always listed in top 10 "worst storylines" lists.
>wants to run ecw as a separate thing
>gets told no, and watches it get killed in the alliance storyline
>asks to run ecw again when the one night stand pay-per-view was well recieved
>told no and gets to watch wwecw go on to become the most disliked thing put out by wwe in the 2005-2011 period
>advises Vince to buy UFC
>gets laughed and and goes on to see UFC become a respected real life sport thing.
honestly you gotta wonder what kind of money Shane is getting to even bother being involved in wwe in what's arguable one of the darker periods of it's existence
He's a man that made friend with the good people. Fucking the boss's daughter is a perk, too.
>>1115479
made friends with the right people at the right times.
I guarantee you if Trips had been in wcw for any longer than he had been he'd be nowhere
>>1114997
I think it was Corney that said Haitch wasn't the Guy, he was the guy that lost to the Guy.
And I'm inclined to agree with him.
>>1115030
Me too. I'm so hyped. I don't care that the card looks like shit.
>>1115479
He was friends with Shawn when he was the hottest thing in the company then he kept surrounding himself with factions like the mcmahons, DX 2.0 and evolution knowing he's not interesting enough to be a character on his own. He always needed people to run interference to get him heel heat along with his 20 minute monologues
>not liking based haitch
18+
>>1115500
Are you new to wrestling to be hyped over something this awful? No wonder this board is so awful.
Triple H is a great wrestler and one of the greatest Heels of all time.
>>1116006
>I can't afford running watewr
>>1115321
Most of his nicknames are so stupid.
Trying hard to hide than he never had any sort of gimmick or character.
He was just an arrogant guy insulting the audience and his opponents in his long, loooooooong, repetitive promos.
How do i into HHH physique?
>>1116198
If you want to get the same physique as HGH, you just need to eat clean and tren hard.
>>1116011
I can't afford the entire box so I have to buy Booty Os by the piece