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/wwe/ General #2011 - Bo Edition


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Bo DallASS needs to fucking retire
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>>1114201
Why won't you just Bo-Lieve, anon?
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Janny is wayy to liberal with the bans. He bans people for anything
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>WWE actuallly thought Eva Marie would get cheered on RAW
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>Social Outcasts about to cut a promo
>crowd fairly hyped
>as they always are, because SO are generally pretty fun
>they have Beeg interrupt
>Beeg is supposed to be a Face

>Axel having to shove a "happy birthday, Dad" for his deceased father in the front before they were mercilessly shafted out of focus
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>>1114207
>SO are generally pretty fun
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>>1114216
>he doesn't enjoy the greatest stable WWE currently has

YEE
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>>1114216
>>>/reddit/
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hey lads, back from a couple month hiatus, hows mania looking? The matches look underwhelming desu
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>>1114205
>Eva Marie comes out
>boos all round
>attacks Lana
>5 divas run away
>fucking wut

Lana is gonna get nuclear backstage heat for this.
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>>1114201

Shut your whore mouth. Bo is based.
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>>1114219
>>1114222
>Finding the Social of "lol we're so randumb and retarded xD" funny in anyway

please have sex
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>>1114227
6/11 matches are decent 5/11 are complete shit. Gonna be an average as fuck Mania unless they do some crazy shit, surprise return/run-in or a Russo tier swerve
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>>1114205
>>1114233

>According to Dave Meltzer, WWE expected Eva Marie to get a babyface pop.

>It's like, you can never predict the audience, no matter how smart you are. And WWE.. you know, sometimes they can and sometimes they can't, especially now. But this one? This one was a no-brainer. And the idea that they didn't figure it out.. This was one where I was really surprised how they didn't figure this out. This was an easy one. It is the typical WWE, they're trying to go right, but they can't help themselves from going left. They think that she (Eva) is so hot that everyone is going to like her. It didn't work in NXT and it obviously didn't work tonight. People have so much access to photos of hot women, that being a hot woman who can't wrestle it doesn't mean shit anymore. There was a time when it did with Tammy Sytch and Sable. But times change. If Braun Strowman showed up in the Hogan era, they could have done Wrestlemania with him and match would have sucked, but they would have drawn big money.
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>>1114237
18+
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Bo is love. Bo is life.
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>10 minutes in Raw and Shane hitting top rope elbows on the undertaker through the announcers table.

that escalated quickly.
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>>1114239
Lana literally got over by being hot so this statement is dumb
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>>1114246
He didn't even hit him though.
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>>1114248
kayfabe motherfucker.
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>>1114247
She got over by her relationship with Rusev providing her hotness substance, character and shading.
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>>1114246
And he barely grazed Taker with the elbow too, nearly completely missed him.
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>>1114247
Lana got over as a manager, not a wrestler. She was hot and had an accent.
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>>1114250
>she got over by being a heel with the at the time biggest heel in the company
>she got over by constantly insulting the crowds
'no'
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Will Shane jump from the top of the steel cage at WM?
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>>1114252
what the fuck did you expect?
taker cant take that shit.
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>>1114256
Are you pretending that the slow-burn "Rusev insulting and belittling Lana as she slowly separates from him" storyline didn't happen?
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>>1114257

Maybe but it won't be like the Foley bump if that's what you're asking. There will be some gimmicked landing.

Even so, Shane got titanium balls. I hope he doesn't kill himself on sunday.
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>>1114247
She got over by being a great promo and building up a relationship with the fans over a long period of time.

Also she is way, way more hot than Eva Marie.
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Is WM32 gonna be based?
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Where the funk has Orton been?
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>>1114256
>>1114259
yeah, she was hardly just a heel
she got over as a face when rusev started showing sexist tendencies
then she lost that overness when they overplayed the card and she aligned with ziggler in that godawful feud
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>>1114265
Suspended. He'll be back on the RAW after Mania when his suspension is up.
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>>1114269
What did he do? Drugs again?
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>>1114260
He does, but it isn't really fair to compare him to the other guys since by his age, most of them had torn their bodies apart already. He's still pretty fresh physically, due to taking years away after only wrestling part time.
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>>1114264
Eh. On paper it looks awful, but so did last years and that Mania wasn't that bad.
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>>1114272
he was a little bitch.
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>>1114272

He isnt suspended he is injured.
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>>1114264
yes.
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>>1114239
>According to Dave Meltzer
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>>1114275
It was pretty awful other than the main event. Worst Mania in recent memory.
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>>1114265
Honestly, who cares? After dropping Legend Killer gimmick he turned into shit
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>>1114272
The story is he got shoulder surgery, but WWE never showed any footage of this happening, like every other top star that gets it.
The rumor is he walked out when he heard he was the pre-show for Hell in a Cell(?).
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>>1114275

last years was SHIT

go back and look at the thread

people only look back on it fondly cause of the finish
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>>1114281
>>1114286
I might have a bit of a different view of it because I was there. I'll watch it back tonight.
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>>1114282
Orton is great when he cares. The problem is he doesn't give a shit anymore. I think the last time he gave a shit was his feud with Daniel Bryan.
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>>1114256
>heels don't get over
>TWENTY SIXTEEN
are you pretending to be retarded?
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>>1114294
Being paired with Sheamus for the millionth time also doesn't help, though that's not his fault.

He could easily just get a part-time contract and help young niggas in NXT or whatever, if he cared enough.
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Is there honestly a chance that this WM could be worse than 27?
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>bexplex
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>>1114302
Depending on the results, yes.
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>>1114302
no chance, look at the absolute state of that card
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Who else saw them in the Raw audience?
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>>1114304
WOW
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>>1114286
>>1114281
I started watching wwe after Mania last year cause I randomly decided to torrent it when it popped up. Matches seem a lot better this year compared to last year, even though some this year are GARBAGE.

Taker/Wyatt, Shitty divas match, Sting/HHH, Orton/Rollins all seemed pretty shit at WM31. Based Cena, decent ladder match and the ending was pretty good.

I feel like this year maybe only 2 will be garbage (Kalisto/Rybotch or the Tag team shit cause of fucking League of Cunts) All the others seem good to be on paper.

Or am I just being a massive cunt?
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>>1114304
Has anyone ever sen Byron Saxton's finisher? It's horrible
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>>1114312

This years card is okay but the build is terrible and the lack of star power (Cena) makes it feel like a B PPV not a WM.
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>>1114312
I'm more shocked that you were able to get into the 2015 product, arguably WWE's worst product since 1995.
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>you say your name is finlay and you like to fight
>i say your name is finlay and you're a bathturd
What did he mean by this?
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>>1114308
They were at last years Brooklyn RAW
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>>1114317

Cena carried 2015.
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>>1114315
Yeah but some matches have potential to be really based. Taker and Shane could be GOAT if they go all in. Spose it could be the complete opposite considering they are both old as fuck.

But Ramen getting boo'd will be Lol, Ladder matches are always pretty based, Bork/Ambrose shitfest will be entertaining and even (dare I say it) the divas match may be decent.
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>>1114314
the "i was going for the scullcrushing finale, but i dont want to take a face bump and ziggler and Miz are friends so ill just jump on my ass while you take a backbump"?
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>>1114312
No, this year's is going to be absolute shit. Injuries hasn't helped. But this is getting to the cumulation point of the WWE's complete inability to get anyone over, where no-one cares about anyone on the card. Which is why they keep having to get old shitters like Undertaker and The Rock back every year to get a pop.
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>>1114239
Classic Vince. She'll probably be pushed to the moon as well, destroying any shred of progress made by Charlotte/Sasha/Becky.
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>>1114308
Murr was there as well.
He had a completely shaven head, no eyebrows and a random patch of hair at the back of his head.
Dem punishments.
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>>1114317
Yeah idk why i started watching and continued to watch through 2015. Thought Summerslam was pretty based. Lol i spose that's 1 PPV out of like 8
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>>1114312
The card for this year could actually be pretty decent.
Even the stuff that has no and/or terrible build has solid wrestlers in it, who could do something great given the time.
My main worry is that, upon checking, literally 4/11 matches are on the pre-show.
>stretching the remaining 7 matches over 4 hours

Hope you like Ronda Rousey.
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i forgot Damien sandow existed.

also, Fandanger got a foot massage.
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>>1114331
Trueeeee. Wow they even moved the US title match to the pre-show...

So they have a shitload of garbage with Rock, HOF Bs and live performances and 15min+ matches. Meh, just have to cop it sweetly.
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>>1114332
I forgot Cesaro existed
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>>1114332
>tfw Sandow was a top mid-card face this time last year
>tfw WWE squandered it and moved him to Superstars for no reason
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>As for Lawler's return to heel commentary, 'The King' is worried about talent taking his insults too seriously. Lawler indicated that Big Show is notorious for taking such barbs personally.

>"Now, I'm sort of starting to do the heel commentator thing again and I worry because sometimes, guys really get their feelings hurt. Big Show, big time, I've got to be real careful about what you say about Big Show. He gets his feelings hurt real easy. And so a lot of these guys, I worry, they won't realize, 'hey, come on, it's show business.'"

Beeg confirmed for mark
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>>1114331
>Frumpy, fat Ronda Rousey
Pls no Vince. She ain't cool anymore.
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>>1114340
he back?

>>1114341
he got over, he had a great gimmick, and all they had to do was give him a wrestlemania moment.
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>>1114341
>for no reason
They took him off TV because of the Hogan scandal.

Really lazy writing on their part all around. They're probably waiting until he screws up like Brad Maddox so that they can fire him.
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>>1114353
>inb4 fired for saying "Imbecile"
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>>1114344
BEEG A CUTE
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>being sawft is a sin

what did he mean by this?
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>>1114351
>he had a great gimmick
it was a great gimmick with a very specific shelf life

A lot of Sandow's heat was from the Miz as well.

Then he cut that horrible post Miz promo which pretty much ended all of his heat.
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>>1114351
Soon I think.
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>>1114341
>turns on Miz in ATGMBR
>still loses because BEEG
>later on
>cuts a promo saying he'll no longer be just like someone else or whatever and he's basically dropping the stunt double gimmick
>not long after comes out as Macho Mandow and teams up with Curtis Axel

What was the point
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>>1114362
they shoulda had him win the armbar.
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>>1114367
I mean yeah they should have but the problem with Sandow was he was never going to be as over when he wasn't the stunt double

His old gimmick doesn't translate to babyface at all
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>>1114362
>Then he cut that horrible post Miz promo

This.
I still twist my face whenever i remember how shitty that promo was.
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Guys remember when the Ascension debuted and fought nameless jobbers in 80s wrestling gear for 5 weeks straight?

Remember when they ate every finisher from retired legends at the Raw reunion, including a stiff as fuck Clothesline from Hell?

Remember when they got a win over the New Age Outlaws at a random PPV and then proceeded to job to everyone and everything?

Guys they were Stardust goons, and then they weren't.

What the fuck.
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>>1114370
can't even remember who it was that came out, Sandow starts calling him a retard basically and crowd died

Cringeworthy stuff
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>>1114362
>>1114370
>Welcome to the new me!
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>>1114369
but thats alright.

that would have been the high note for that gimmick.

it didnt need to go anywhere after that.
that would have closed the story.
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>>1114371
>remember the Ascension
no
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>>1114371
they were shit so they got treated like shit
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>>1114382
>tfw I'm probably the only person who actually liked Ascension
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>>1114385
The Double Goozle isn't a good finisher
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>tfw all WM has to do IS BOLIEVE
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>>1114239
Is he autistic?

You can cleary tell she was there to be a heel. Look at the other diva's reaction
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over as fuck face New Day is still great.

also, League Of Nations are surprisingly fun for a survivor series team that never happened.
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>>1114370
>>1114362
His promo was fine. What are you talking about. It was very heartfelt.

What happened after the promo with the Axel shenanigans was awful. You could just feel the crowd dying.
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>AJ JACKASS
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>>1114399
The chants are pretty awful but heel jericho's temper tantrum last night was top dog
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>>1114390
>also, League Of Nations are surprisingly fun for a survivor series team that never happened.

I have been saying this
The team itself is really great. Just four entertaining talents with top chemistry who play really good heels through obnoxious antics.
Shame they're perma-jobbers.
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Just watched Raw legally

>Shane is so orange
>Shane barely made that elbow
>Shane is going to die this Sunday
>Jericho and AJ have ADD
>Becky, the jobber eats another pin
>Sasha sitting ringside and not saying anything is better than her on commentary
>HHH's promo was the greatest hits compilation of Haitchposting
>Del Rio's shirt is fucking based
>Shouldn't it have been Xavier vs. Del Rio since E and Kofi wrestled the other LoN members?
>The state of The Ascension
>I have never been less hyped for an Emma match
>Hope Eva goes back to NXT after Mania starts talking shit about what a star she is
>SAMI Zzzz
>"You still suck"

Kek. What a shit show. Only looking forward to AJ/Jericho and the Diva matches.
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>>1114406
Realistically they should basically never lose and if they do it needs to be heavy shenanigans

its the only way the faction works. They could also use a belt or two among them.
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>>1114406
i dont even mind that they are jobbers.
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>>1114344
>I've got to be real careful about what you say about Big Show. He gets his feelings hurt real easy. And so a lot of these guys

>wrestlers being marks for themselves

jesus, that's like one of the first things they teach you when entering the biz, not to fall into that trap
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>>1114344
>beeg get's worked by the king
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>>1114406
I love the League. They all work so well together. I was really hoping they'd get a run with the tag titles.
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>>1114391
I'm mainly talking about the bit with the retard imitations

whatever he said before that was killed by that
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>>1114199
>#2011
>not Summer of Punk Edition

2012 better be Birth of The Shield Edition
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>>1114344
sorry beeg, but the king needs to run wild
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Chances of AJ busting out the Spiral Tap at Mania?
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>>1114425
>2016
still talking about marky punky
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>>1114413
Seems to work fine for Hunter
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>Johnny Ace gets married to Bellas mother
>Brie at the wedding
>Bryan nowhere in sight

So, what the hell is going on with Bryan?
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>10 diva tag team match
>face team has eva marie in it
DIVAS REVOLUTION EVERYBODY!
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>>1114444
There's no holding him back
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>>1114444
The dog is in the enclosed pool area
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>>1114428
Isn't basically the only move he has not done, I mean he did the 450 a couple of times already
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on a scale of 1-10

how over is The New Day?
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>>1114448
She's not supposed to be face. The other divas clearly don't trust her.
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>>1114449
He's not driven by fear, he's just driven by anger
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>>1114453
>crowd eating them up chanting along
over.
very over.
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>>1114444
nice trip-quads

anyway, bryan's murderous instinct has already awakened, he's currently locked in a cell below titan towers guarded by william regal and dean malenko
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>>1114428
Style clash on Jerifat
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>>1114456
When you're under attack
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>>1114444
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>>1114453
6
8 with the right crowd
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>>1114449
>>1114456
>>1114462
His song and titantron are so creepy in retrospect.
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>Bryan is actually going full Benoit
fucc
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oh fuck yeah its a Sin Cara match.
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>>1114470
The brain is a fragile thing

Didn't they say benoit had the brain of a 70 year old Alzheimer's paitent
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I genuinely believe Bryan attempted suicide and everyone is keeping very quiet about it.
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>>1114473
Now that's a suicide dive done right, with the impact.

Shit you see done by ABSOLUTE LUNATIC for example when you see the guy taking it raise his hands to lessen the impact is shit-tier
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>>1114452

Still hasn't done the Bloody Sunday but I guess its going to be Finn's move.
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>>1114473
Hijo del Fantasma has some of the best suicide dives in the business
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>>1114476
if he wants to wrestle he could just go in PWG or something.

they dont care.

>>1114478
because thats a suicide dive and not just a dive.
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is byron saxton over
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>>1114484
With Smarks, yeah.
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>>1114482
He can't do anything. His WWE contract is still technically active for the next two years.
Plus WWE can automatically renew it if they want.
He's under contract to them for life.
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>>1114481
dude goes hard.

also surprisingly fluent in english.
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>>1114482
Almost everyone these days in WWE does a dive and 90% of the times it's either too slowly looking or botched.
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>>1114482
>if he wants to wrestle he could just go in PWG or something.

He's probably going to make more with his legends contract he would wrestling for anybody who doesn't care about medicals and he made the mistake of getting married.
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Thoughts on based Coach's return?
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>happy birthday dad

What did he mean by this?
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>>1114492
Generic, especially since everyone saw the footage of him at MSG.
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>>1114493
I don't even remember his IC title reign
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>>1114470
>bellas arrive back home to check on Bryan
>as they enter Bryan locks the doors and starts a creepy yes chant
>They try to escape but Bryan catches Nikki with a kenta knee
>nikki is busted wide open
>Brie tries to run but catches here with a leg lock transitioning into a Yes Lock
>Bryan turns the hold around as he slowly chokes out to face Nikki and let's her watch him slowly kill her.
>Bryan stands up and tells Nikki I'M THE WORLD'S STRONGEST VEGAN

r8 my booking
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>>1114493
>Triple H stole Axel's "put the mic on mouth while talking" gimmick

Man, he really hated his dad.
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>>1114487
put on a mask like.

>>1114490
Everyone in WWE wrestles like, daily.

if you do a crazy ass suicide dive every match, every day, you gon die son.

>>1114491
but, he could go wrestle in PWG if he really wanted to wrestle.
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>>1114497
Go to bed Russo
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>>1114493
His Dad is Mr. Perfect and it was his birthday?
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>>1114474
85 year old to be specific. Nancy's sister also said the doctors had given him 10 months to live or something.
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>>1114238

well shit, all the matches seem really summerslam tier. they should have done brock and roman again, haitch is meh cause we know he's losing and deano is literally shit. I would literally take one of the lads against brock before meme ambrose...
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>>1114286
>everyone marking out during sting and Haitch
>everyone crying over rusev
>that aforementioned finish

It was a solid 7/10
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>>1114499
I don't think you understood anything I just said.
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>>1114497
when does bmj run in
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Who /wwenetwork/ here?

Just got the thing. Recommend me anything. I will watch anything, I'm crazy senpai.
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>>1114509
I got it but I ain't giving you my account, m9
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>>1114509
wcw thunder
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>>1114509
'Mania 17
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>>1114509
Great American Bash 1991
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>>1114509
How much did it cost?
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>>1114506
Last years WM had a few fun moments.

>that powerbomb through a ladder on Deano from Harper
>Curbstomp into RKO
>Rusev in a fucking tank but buried by Cena afterwards
>nWo comes out to help Sting for whatever reason, Haitch going over after a sledgehammer shot
>Based Brock suplexing the shit out of Ramen, blood, Seth cashing in
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>>1114507
but, did you understand that if Bryan really wanted to wrestle, he could go to PWG.

>>1114509
smoky mountain wrassling is great.
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>>1114312

Orton/Seth was good last year. And that based RKO finish.
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everyone in nxt got over ironically.

>muh 5
>muh le cena gimmick who sucks
>muh next door jay leno looking grill
>muh bland af tag team champs
>muh chant together entrace shit in ring memes
>muh smark killer we cheer for because we are smarks meme
>muh i know you from roh right lmao
>muh gook bland af wrasslers who kick hard workrate lmao

wew lad
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>>1114517
Forgot to mention Nash holding his quad at ringside, worked us all
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>>1114519
>Orton/Seth was good last year.

It was shit. Especially for a Mania match between two guys of that caliber.
Just a typical Orton match plus a really shitty moonsault from Seth.
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>>1114520
You are autistic
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>>1114516

Free month. Got especially for 'Mania and watching some random Attitude era shit. Since I'm European it's about 13 euros.
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>RAW is so boring that the smarkbusters can't even bring themselves to rage at it anymore

Captcha: Callaway lomapa
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Kevin Owens is gold in multi man tag matches.

cheering for his teammates, never tagging in, just being a fucking lazy asshole.
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>>1114480
Obviously, he took it from Finn in the first place
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>>1114520
5 count didn't even get particularly over.
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>>1114518
I actually asking this, are you 15, because you're not understanding the concept of talent contracts and inability to wrestle outside of WWE while having one.
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>>1114488
>also surprisingly fluent in english.

I reckon he'll be on HHH's radar soon (if he isn't already) for that and the fact that he's workhouse type of wrestler which has got me worried. Can't have him ruined by WWE.
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>>1114509
Angle vs HBK
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>>1114509
2008 Royal Rumble
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>>1114506

No one was marking out in the Sting match except people who cant let go of the 90s.

It's not like we havent seen all of those wrestlers countless times previously and the NWO helping Sting made no sense. The whole match was a clusterfuck.

If you are some Smarkbusters tier faggot who wants spectacle and nostalgia moments over good wrestling and sensible storylines then sure it was great I guess.
>>
>>1114509
WCW Souled Out 97 and Halloween Havoc 98
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>>1114528
he understands being a heel so well his announcer desk shit is great too

if only he wasn't a fat fucking fatty he could be a top guy
>>
>>1114517
Rusev's entrance was fucking awesome
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>>1114525
Still not as boring as the smarkbusters themselves though.
>>
>>1114538
>WCW Souled Out 97

was that the one with Miss WCW and they were all meth head iowan strippers?
>>
>>1114528
How does he go from being GOAT in PWG to being absolute dogshit
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>>1114509
watch this one
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>>1114531
and im asking you, if you dont understand that if Bryan Really, like REALLY wanted to wrestle, he could go to PWG or something.

>>1114532
id prefer if he stayed in LU.

>>1114540
top
heel

>>1114546
he didnt.
he went from GOAT in the indies, to being the GOAT in the big leagues.
>>
>>1114545
It was the one where it was an "nWo" PPV and every match had a shitty dusty finish and yeah, they had a miss nWo contest
>>
>>1114540
>if only he wasn't a fat fucking fatty he could be a top guy

He could be a top guy.
Top Heels don't need to be aesthetic.
>>
>>1114531
He could get out of that contract though if they're refusing to let him work even with his medical situations he'd be able to get out of it with probably a 6 month no compete clause.
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>PARTY'S OVER, GRANDBA
what did he mean by this?
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>>1114559
GRAND STANDIN AND HOT DOGGIN
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>>1114554
So much delusion in 1 post
Must be b8
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>Eva Marie
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>>1114523

>muh huggy bay leno

wew lad
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>>1114564
Did based Kev learn from the GOAT?
>>
Post yfw Bryan kills Brie, a Total Divas filming crew and then himself.
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>>1114567
> le overrated meme kick manlet is retiring 15 years early
My fucking sides
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>>1114480
such a great signature move
>>
>>1114567
>>1114576
ZZZZZzzzzz

will /wwe/ EVER stop starting this argument?
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>>1114484
>>1114486
no, no one likes him
>>
Fuck man wwe actually sucks now. Skipping this mania. Legit skipping it.
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>The "Lass kicker"
>The "Celtic Warrior"
>"King" Barrett
>"Bulgarian Brute" Rusev
>"Mexico's greatest export" Alberto Del Rio
>The "Lucha" dragons

Can you even be foreign and have a regular gimmick instead of having it attached so your identity like a disease?
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>>1114575
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>>1114586
No. WWE doesn't know how to book non Americans.

The Celtic Warrior sounds badass as fuck though tbhfam.
>>
>>1114579
What argument?
We dont have to watch his boring meme kicks ever again, that is it

Thank you sweet baby jesus
>>
>>1114586
Finn Balor
Adam Rose
>>
>>1114590
Adam Rose was a british pop star
>>
>>1114591
But he's from South Africa
>>
>>1114564
Based Kevvo working the anti-smarks
>>
>>1114480
Brainbusters arent allowed dumbfuck
>>
>>1114593
his noodle is from africa
>>
Is anyone else here only going to watch Taker vs Shane here?
This 'Mania will be a disaster, maybe worse than 27.
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>>1114589
How does the GOAT do it?

Despite not wrestling in almost a year, the anti-smarks still foam from the mouth in rage at mere mention of the GOAT Daniel Bryan.

No wonder he rose to such heights with such a command over the audience, both his fans and the anti-smarks.
>>
>>1114586
'Lass' isn't even a widely used word in Ireland either. WWE seems to be confusing us with the Scottish.
>>
>>1114593
There's basically no difference between the British and white South Africans
>>
>>1114601
>in London
>Haha, Becky lives just up the road in Ireland MAGGLE
Just be thankful they aren't just saying she's from Liverpool or something
>>
>>1114599
you're gonna feel left out and then you're gonna watch the whole thing
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>>1114509
>>1114512
>>1114513
>>1114514
>>1114515
>>1114518
>>1114534
>>1114538
>>1114550

cucks
>>
>>1114603

some are dutch no
>>
>>1114605
Well she's ugly enough to pass as a scouser
>>
>>1114611

why do you keep posting pics of this meme """actor"""?
>>
Did you notice how Steph completely shat upon the entire Mania card, except for the main event?
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>>1114600
> mfw daniel bryans career has been cut short by 15 YEARS
> 15 FUCKING YEARS

>>1114603
Posts like this are why america is the laughing stock of the world
>>
>>1114627
>america
>laughing stock of the world
currently europe actually
>>
>>1114623
She shits on everybody but muh husband
>>
>>1114627
America is your daddy, bitch boy. It tells you to jump, you say how high.
>>
Can some one recommend me some over the ear headphones?
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>>1114622
he's my husbando
>>
>>1114618
This
Scousers are literally just the irish that didnt sink anyway
>>
>>1114600
I wish he'd marry me and keep me as his property
>>
>>1114632
Shame you can't jump anymore without ankle injury you fat fuck
>>
>>1114640
At least we can jump without needing Poohammad's permission ;)
>>
>>1114634
Anything sennheiser
Stay away from beats by jew
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>>1114257
Idk im expecting some spot, but i see him jumping off the cage mid-climb more likely
>>
>>1114645
Doesnt even make sense.
Funny coming from the guy who has had half of his little acorn dick cut off to appease his kike overlord
>>
>>1114634
Are you planning on using them at home or out? Whats your budget?
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>>1114636

>his husbando is abdulredha

shit taste
>>
>>1114634
Grado Labs SR60e
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>>1114600

I'm a true blood anti-smark and I fucking love Bryan.

Bryan was over with the entire audience. No one can deny that. (Some sections not as much as others but he was still over)
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>>1114651
>filthy turk
>not the shittiest trash on earth

apply yourself my man
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>>1114658
>I'm a true blood anti-smark
>>
>>1114658
> I'm a true blood anti-smark

So you are just a mark then.
>>
>>1114663
From the thumbnail I thought it was Bryan
>>
>>1114597
Finn did it last Wednesday.
>>
Will WWE ever stop exploiting that one kid's death
>>
>>1114671
>Will WWE ever stop taking advantage of EVERYTHING to earn more $$$

No
>>
>>1114670
Was it an actual brainbuster bump or the sanitised NxMeme reverse suplex bump version?
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>>1114671
>>1114674
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>Watching that Daniel Bryan 24/7 thing

God damn it, I didn't want to cry over that again
>>
>>1114247
Yeah, but she didn't climb into the ring and wrestle like a 4 year old amputee and with all the acting talent and charisma of a fucking brick.
>>
>>1114680
Clever lady.
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So what were they thinking doing the same segment twice yesterday?
I seriously don't understand it
>>
>>1114677
>>1114670
It was a much cleaner, safer WWE variant.
Nowhere near as gnarly as AJ's in the gif.
>>
> RETIRING 15 YEARS EARLY
15. FUCKING. YEARS
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>tfw you realize Shane is not going over because he looked strong last night
>>
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2x6ugp
You now remember this based af theme and based af Hull Kogan
>>
>>1114682
Eva for champ xD
>>
>>1114688
He is going over because WWE knows you'll think he isn't by making him look strong
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>>1114688
>he thinks shane is winning at mania
>>
say something nice about Roman Reigns
>>
>>1114694
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>
Reminder of Wrestlemania main eventers

Hulk Hogan 7
Triple H 7*
John Cena 5
Shawn Michaels 5
The Rock 5
Stone Cold Steve Austin 3
Bret Hart 3
The Undertaker 3
Batista 2
Brock Lesnar 2
Randy Orton 2
Roman Reigns 2*
Macho Man Randy Savage 2
Sid 2
Yokozuna 2
Andre The Giant 1
Kurt Angle 1
Chris Benoit 1
Bam Bam Bigelow 1
Daniel Bryan 1
Big Show 1
King Kong Bundy 1
Ted DiBiase 1
Edge 1
Mick Foley 1
Chris Jericho 1
The Miz 1
Paul Orndorff 1
Rowdy Roddy Piper 1
Seth Rollins 1
Sgt. Slaughter 1
Mr. T 1
Lawrence Taylor 1
The Ultimate Warrior 1
CM Punk 0

*by this Sunday
>>
>>1114239
I refuse to believe that the WWE would have thought Eva was going get a pop.
>>
>>1114694
He's done a good job of getting to where he is despite barely having any of the necessary attributes
>>
>>1114688
I was thinking about this last night.
I figured there was no way they'd bring Shane back just to lose.
Then I realized they'd probably want to drag it for another PPV so they had a high-intrigue match for the typically-low-key Mania follow-up PPVs.
So I'm betting Shane ultimately goes over Haitch or a goon after losing to Taker.

>>1114576
>>1114687
>>1114627

>ywn be this mad
>>
>>1114697
cm punk doesn't deserve a main event
>>
>>1114694
He has GOAT hair
He has GOAT triceps
He has GOAT taste in wrestlers
>>
>>1114699
he has wrestling and charisma
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>>1114703
>he has wrestling
>>
>>1114694
He's Samoan.
>>
>>1114697
> Ric Flair
> 0

El oh el
>>
>>1114704
he does, dumb frogposter
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How can people say Owens can't be a top heel when Mick Foley has the same physique and was a top face
>>
>>1114707
what does that even mean?
>>
>>1114700
> mad
Every post you replied to was a gif of laughter
You need to get checked by a spectrum docter pham
>>
>>1114708
One day Owens should dress up as one of the faces of Foley and come out to his music etc for massive keks
>>
So let me tell you how this Authority story line is going to go
>Shane loses as mania
>Vince gets the box
>Haitch loses at mania
>steals the box from Vince
>claims he and Stephanie are taking over the entire company
>Vince has to team up with Shane to get the box back
>Vince promises Shane control of Raw if he get's the box back from Haitch
>Haitch vs Shane at Extreme Rules
>>
>>1114708
In fairness, Foley was never THE Top Heel/Face. He held the title and was over like fucking rover, but he was never there.
But yeah, you are right. There's far less emphasis on body/size/weight. The general retort and criticism would be "unaesthetic/shorties can't draw", but he's a prime merch mover, so that's out the window.
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>>1114709
in-ring skills
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>>1114658
>I'm a true blood anti-smark
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Charlottefag 2 of 30 reporting in. Look at that jobber Becky in the background. Jeez. Also, still hoping Lana, Tamina and Naomi host a Superkick Partyâ„¢ for Paige.

Also, have a feeling that creative have changed their minds and are going with Becky to win at Mania which is great. Anyone but Sasha.
>>
>>1114715
right
>>
>>1114710
>b-but i was pretending to laugh

How does DBry keep killing these newbies off, lads?
>>
>>1114720
what are you trying to get across here
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>>1114715
>>
>>1114708
Foley was 3rd guy at his utmost peak

He also wasnt 5 foot 8 and had more charisma than just appealing to fat internet smarks
>>
>>1114723
>>1114720
>>1114709
>>1114704
I'm not understanding any of your stupid meme posts
>>
OWWWWWWWWWW HAVE MERCY
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>>1114721
> RETIRING 15 YEARS EARLY
>>
>>1114727
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHAVO
>>
>>1114726
not the same guy but
>he has wrestling
isn't great english

I'd imagine that's what he was trying to get across
>>
>>1114728
BTFO
>>
>>1114730
does he have to make such a big deal out of it? Especially with the usage of meme images?
you can understand it still
>>
>>1114688
The Wyatts are turning face and ganging up on Undertaker, after Shane is bleeding and gassed Strowman will lay Taker out and drag Shane on top.

That's the only ending that will make sense, Screenshot this
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>>1114694
I like his arm tattoo.
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>There is no special guest referee in Shane vs Taker
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>>1114703
>charisma
>>
>>1114739
>le greentext
>le meme image
>>
>>1114694
He has good hair genes
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>>1114697
>shane o'mac not on that list
>>
>>1114740
sufferin succotash son you gotta beleeb dat bbygurl

tater tots my man
>>
> Paul E actually said the word "weapon"
>Deano is going to use a fucking chainsaw at Mania.
>Taker through the table
>Reigns has beaten the Game mercilessly with ambushes over the past month
>All three ME matches at Mania will probably have some brutal moves and likely blood
>HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

PG my ass.
>>
>>1114744
DUDE SCRIPTED PROMOS LMAO
>>
>>1114746
t-this isn't boring

t-this is real life
>>
>>1114746
nah /asp/

this is real life
>>
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>>1114737
>Shane vs. Taker is the main event of WWE's biggest show ever
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>>1114747
>>1114750
>>
>>1114747
>>1114750
why'd you reply twice
>>
>>1114752
WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAAM
>>
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>>1114746
>>
>>1114732
Not as BTFO at Cryan Bryan's half 'career'
>>
>>1114753
>le only one person dislike reigns meme
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>>1114755
>Flaby
>>
>>1114755
DEG-DEGLARE

AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH

*exhales air audibly and forgets lines*
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>>1114756
>it's an anti-smark getting worked by the GOAT episode
>>
>>1114719
I don't mind if either of them but Sasha wins at the point. She got chanted when she wasn't on tv now shes on it she's a bit shit.
>>
>>1114757
no but the same guy responded twice
>>
>>1114764
but I only did the second one
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>>1114761
>>1114755
>>1114754
>>1114752
>>1114750
>>1114747
>>1114744
>>
>>1114756
DBry killin this boy
>>
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>nah t-this isn't boring
>>
Ric Flair just posted this
>My beautiful son Reid, in 2012 you told Ashley to go for it in the WWE! Well, she did, and is the Divas Champion in such a short period of time. She's at the top and about to compete in her first WrestleMania. The whole family is so excited for her as we all know you are!! We love you and miss you so much. I know you will be watching Sunday I promise Charlotte will tear it down. Love you, Dad.

You now remember WWE actually used Reid to get a heel over without telling Ric
>>
>>1114769
my god, did a 12 year old make this image?
>>
>>1114769
This always makes me kek
>>
>>1114772
thanks me too
>>
>>1114774
>Flaby
>is underage facebook meme poster
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>>1114768
Keep on pretending famalam
The only thing that got killed is half of Bryan's braincells
Also

> 15 YEARS
>>
Does anyone have a webm of King Cuneros flying headbutt from last week? It looked beautiful.
>>
>>1114770
I honestly think that was the moment that killed my faith in the WWE. They took the death of one of the children of the actual GOAT, and used it as a fucking prop. It was one thing when they did it with Eddie, because he was part of the business. But no amount of BAStar bullshit will ever erase that moment.
>>
Bryan doc was good

>Jericho wearing a Social Outcasts shirt in the back for some reason
>>
does roman have x-pac heat
>>
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>>1114680
LOVE ME
>>
>>1114770
Gotta remember that at the end of the day, Vince will always be a carny
>>
>>1114780
Cry me a river you bleeding heart faggot.
Fuck off back to tumblr and tell them your lifestory over there
>>
>>1114719
>Anyoe but you, Sasha
>>
Who else Ships Ambreigns?
>>
>>1114719
>le Chyna reincarnate faggot
inject bleach
>>
>>1114770
I feel bad for Ric
>>
Did they even show the fucking Wrestlemania countdown video last night?
>>
>>1114719
>Missing: Charlotte's booty
holy kek
>>
>>1114770
Flair will never get over Reid. It was his last chance at having a credible male wrestler in the family.
>>
>>1114763
>WE WANT SASHA
>She wrestles
>BOORING
>>
>>1114777
>you will never be this mad

BASED
>>
>>1114803
It's the Fandango "YES HE CAN" chants.
Everyone slowly realized he couldn't wrestle for shit.
>>
>>1114797
Imagine how he feels having made millions of dollars and not having a dime of it left to pass onto his children and being forced to still work at his old age because he was too stupid to budget
>>
>>1114803
That's what womens wrestling is all about
>>
Cena, Orton, Seth, Cesaro and Neville all magically get healed.

Where do you put them on the card?
>>
what the fuck is Ryback right now?

what are they trying to do with him?

like, he is going against the smallest guy on the roster.
yet his thing is like, sending a positive message and being the best you can be.
if he loses, he got beaten by the smallest guy on the roster, which goes with what Ryback is preaching all the time.

But if he wins, he beat the smallest guy on the roster.
big deal.

like, whats the point?
>>
>>1114811
battle royal

orton wins it
>>
>>1114763
Those chants bug the shit out of me. They're so obnoxious and pretentious. It's not like she gets no TV time. She's the fucking golden girl who will dominate the division for the next decade. What more do they want?
>>
>>1114812
It's Ryback. No one cares to begin with. Might as well make him Skip again at this point.
>>
>>1114811
Throw Seth, Cesaro, Orton and Neville in the IC Match in place of Cara, Stardust, Miz and Ryder.
Make it an actual super-promising line-up.
Cena fights on behalf of Shane and retires Taker.
>>
>>1114814
It's a bunch of people who watch NXT shows and think the full sail crowd is the pinnacle of creativity and want to be cool too
>>
>>1114814
Is working your way up the card not a thing in the Divas division? I know they are a lot better than some of the shit but c'mon can you not wait for the current storylines to resolve.
>>
>>1114815
then why is the match taking space on a WM card?
why is a title involved?

they are going somwhere with it, but i have no idea where.
>>
>>1114812
Nobody gives a fuck about Ryback, not even the Gorilla poster. All he's concerned with is spreading salt, nobody wants Ryback on their TV..
>>
>>1114818
Paige won the title on her big debut what the fuck do you think? There's two divas matches per raw and like 12 on the roster you can't build shit
>>
>>1114822
thats true.

the best outcome that match can have is Kalisto going over hard.
>>
>>1114814
Right? They're probably the same people who cry that their indy darling is buried when he doesn't win the world title within a month. Fucking ADD kids can't wait for anything these days.
>>
>>1114821
>then why is the match taking space on a WM card
It's on the preshow lmao
>>
>>1114821
They want to push him but they don't know how so he's going to get the US title and see whether people are going to cheer or boo and take it from there. They don't know what to do with him at all
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>>1114823
You can most certainly build shit when creative has a shit to give. The buildup for Becky and Charlotte's rumble match was very good despite.
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>>1114830
*despite them getting like 15 minutes per episode. It's about quality as well as quantity
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>>1114828
>It's on the preshow
oh shit my sides
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>>1114828
it is?

shit title you got there Listo.

>>1114829
if he didnt have shit cardio he could be their next ultimate warrior or something.

a giant man running around press slamming people.
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>>1114825
Kalisto is one of the few on the roster I prefer Ryback too tbqh
He's as botchy as Ryback but in a style that makes those botches look even worse.
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>>1114792
>we want sasha
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>>1114835
Listo is aight.

needs more spots tho.
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>Shane trending on FB
>Being described as a 'professional wrestler'
based
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>>1114830
They can't keep 3 divas strong at once with 15 minutes an episode while pushing their shitty 10 women tag I think is what we're seeing here. They've done the Charlotte vs Becky/Nat with Sasha ringside like 3 times and it hasn't been good once. Sasha just keeps calling herself the boss and then some stupid shenanigans finish.

There's no saving this shit heap of a feud and I blame Sasha
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>Tag team champions on the card
>With the belt not evne on the line
>The literal tag belts are not on the line at a WM
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>>1114842
>HEY BOO BOO REMEMBER I AM LE BOSS
>*Charlotte says something about horsewoman and legacy*
>I AM THE BOSS OF THE DIVAS DIVISION
>*becky says something about being an underdog*
>REMEMBER BOO BOO I'VE NEVER BEEN PINNED, I AM THE BOSS
>*someone says something else*
>I AM THE BOSS
What happened to Sasha?
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>>1114846
I thought the match was for the titles

it isn't?
>>
>>1114846
Its because theyre planning something that can't happen if the titles are on the line

It was a title match last week but they added something
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>>1114848
Nope, it's a 4 on 3 handicap.
>>
>>1114848
Nope

>>1114846
Only reason I can think of them not being on the line is because LON is going over
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>>1114842
Yeah, the feud went downhill fast as soon as she entered the picture. They should have resolved Charlotte vs Becky before clumsily shoving Banks in there.

It was a good start but the division is evidently still too shallow to keep it up long term. Doesn't help that they're still pushing le total divas meme at the same time. It's like half trying.
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>>1114847
sitting on the sidelines, receiving cero character development and losing all your momentum will do that do you. she's practically begging for cheap pops at this point.
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>>1114855
Well at least now the divas are suffering from the same problems as the male roster (shit creative team and no star building) rather than suffering because they're glorified models. It's a step up.
>>
>>1114859
I mean the entire 5v5 match is setting up to be a vehicle for an Eva Marie heel push so
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>>1114847
She stagnated. Her character hasn't changed one iota since NXT and she's still trying to ride off that hype despite casuals not knowing about it.

She's never been a good talker anyway, desu. Not on NXT, not now. Becky kills her every time when it comes to promos. She's pretty much carrying this feud's mic work.
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>>1114860
God, I fucking hope not. Just when divashit was getting watchable again. Broken neck Nikki could put on a better match than Eva.
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>>1114860
>mfw it's Eva Marie (c) vs Bayley at WM 33
>>
>Wrestlemania
>Trips vs Roman
>during the show it's announced as no DQ
>Trips setting up Ramen for the Pedigree
>I'M ON TOP THIS AIN'T EVEN MY PEAK
>Usos interfere to save Roman
>Roman hits spear
>BREAK IT DOWN DUHNUHNUHNUH
>DX (with rehired Billy Gunn) interferes for Hunter
>IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL
>Rock takes them out
>EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERYYYYYYY
>Orton (with a bandaged shoulder), Batista and Flair come out and kill Rocky
>SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA
>Dean (riding the stretcher he was carried out on) and Seth (on crutches) storm the ring and manage to take out Evolution
>they triple powerbomb Haitch
>Roman about to fall into the cover
>suddenly SWEET CHIN MUSIC
>PEDIGREE
>ROMAN KICKED OUT, WHAT A WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT
>SUPERMAN PUNCH TO MICHAELS
>SPEAR TO TRIPLE H
>FINALLY, FINALLY BAH GOD FINALLY ROMAN REIGNS HAS BECOME HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THIS WORLD

How hard do you mark?
>>
>>1114870
desu that sounds pretty entertaining

I mean I can already guarantee Shawn will sweet chin music someone, that's all he does now - kick people who Triple H is feuding with
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Did they?
>>
>>1114866
Those bodies tho
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>>1114875
pls push naomi wwe

please i'll buy 3 networks
>>
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>>1114875
oh lord!
>>
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>>1114880
Soon anon
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>>1114885
SWEATING MAN
>>
>>1114885
>Is that Renee or Nattie?
>>
>>1114875
>>1114885
What is it with diva house show matches and spanking
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>>1114885
>>
>>1114889
It's lil naitch
>captcha Charles
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>>1114893
>lil naitch
look harder, 95% sure it's a female.
>>
>>1114898
I know, I was memeing ya dip. It's Nattie.
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>>1114875
>>1114885
>mfw I was at that house show and saw this happen live
>>
>>1114870
I mean its dumb as shit but I'm in.

>>1114889
Nattie m8
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>>1114875
my dick
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>>1114885
I'm fine with this heel spanking the face trend
>>
>Reports about D-Bry trying to get out of his contract but WWE doesn't trust him not wrestling anywhere else

What a mess.
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>>1114661

>he doesn't rate muhanad
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>>1114996

>he waited for reports to hear this shit

lad this was obvious, he wants to go to the outlaws and gook land to die infront of packed stadiums
>>
>>1114996
Apparently it's hurting him too much to be around wrestling which is why his appearances in April were all cancelled. Poor guy. WWE should let him mourn his career in peace without making him do all these events.
>>
>>1115026
>>1115032
It's one of those things he knows he can't really go back on though.
He had this huge send off and getting back into the business would make him look like less of an honest man.
>>
>>1115037
Didn't stop Ric going to TNA.

I really believe Bryan wouldn't go back on his word though. He seems genuinely ready to start a family and walk away for good. Brie and a kid should be enough to stop him risking his life.
>>
Canadian Fatass at his finest

https://streamable.com/dl13
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>>1115042
If that's the case just take the legends contract, show up 3 times a year and get six figures to do so.

He wants to wrestle these dudes are insane
>>
>that Shane elbow

YOU STILL GOT IT


YOU STILL GOT IT
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>>1115072

this good post
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http://www.inquisitr.com/2940075/wwe-rumors-yet-another-longtime-tna-star-leaving-the-company-to-reunite-with-tag-team-partner-in-wwe/

>2016
>Wanting to sign Love

god no. Cant we just have velvet sky instead?
>>
>>1115094
>pornstar name
>pornstar look
>>
>>1115094
How about neither of them
>>
>>1115094
Their theme song was the best thing about them
>>
>>1115094
The WWE divas division does need cleansing.
>>
>>1115103
sky still has good looks and could be a good put over talent role.

>>1115106
pretty much this. but to be fair the only thing TNA did good was theme songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKZBGJgdz6w
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>>1115134
Except one thing, she can't wrestle for shit and would make her opponent look like a fool.
>>
>>1115134
>those Banks fanboys saying it would fit her "perfectly"
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>>1114791
Somebody's insecure...
>>
>>1115288
>...
Gtfo tumblr landwhale
>>
>>1115384
Not him, but do you not know what an ellipsis?
>>
>>1115384
>6 ft. 2
>230 lbs.
>11%BF
>landwhale

You're calling me a Tumblrfag, but you're the only one getting triggered here. Maybe you should go there. Find your safe space.
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>>1115415
>6 ft. 2
You missed the '5' key there.
>>
>>1115419
"no"
>>
>>1115094
>inquisitr>>1115094
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>City of Deanetty, Zack and Coach
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why the fuck isn't bayley in a mask? her ass and abs are on point but that jaw is wew-tier lads
>>
>>1115946
She's cute! CUTE!
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>>1115946
>muh jaw meme
Please have sex.
>>
Hate it when the thread dies when I'm at work. Got nothing to do.
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>>1116321
only 2 pages 2 go my man
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>>1116328
I'm gonna have to start posting in threads below this to speed it up.
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>>1115928
>Roman isn't a draw
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>>1116383
huge in india like all the greats are
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