Bo DallASS needs to fucking retire
>>1114201
Why won't you just Bo-Lieve, anon?
Janny is wayy to liberal with the bans. He bans people for anything
>WWE actuallly thought Eva Marie would get cheered on RAW
>Social Outcasts about to cut a promo
>crowd fairly hyped
>as they always are, because SO are generally pretty fun
>they have Beeg interrupt
>Beeg is supposed to be a Face
>Axel having to shove a "happy birthday, Dad" for his deceased father in the front before they were mercilessly shafted out of focus
>>1114207
>SO are generally pretty fun
>>1114216
>he doesn't enjoy the greatest stable WWE currently has
YEE
>>1114216
>>>/reddit/
hey lads, back from a couple month hiatus, hows mania looking? The matches look underwhelming desu
>>1114205
>Eva Marie comes out
>boos all round
>attacks Lana
>5 divas run away
>fucking wut
Lana is gonna get nuclear backstage heat for this.
>>1114201
Shut your whore mouth. Bo is based.
>>1114227
6/11 matches are decent 5/11 are complete shit. Gonna be an average as fuck Mania unless they do some crazy shit, surprise return/run-in or a Russo tier swerve
>>1114205
>>1114233
>According to Dave Meltzer, WWE expected Eva Marie to get a babyface pop.
>It's like, you can never predict the audience, no matter how smart you are. And WWE.. you know, sometimes they can and sometimes they can't, especially now. But this one? This one was a no-brainer. And the idea that they didn't figure it out.. This was one where I was really surprised how they didn't figure this out. This was an easy one. It is the typical WWE, they're trying to go right, but they can't help themselves from going left. They think that she (Eva) is so hot that everyone is going to like her. It didn't work in NXT and it obviously didn't work tonight. People have so much access to photos of hot women, that being a hot woman who can't wrestle it doesn't mean shit anymore. There was a time when it did with Tammy Sytch and Sable. But times change. If Braun Strowman showed up in the Hogan era, they could have done Wrestlemania with him and match would have sucked, but they would have drawn big money.
>>1114237
18+
Bo is love. Bo is life.
>10 minutes in Raw and Shane hitting top rope elbows on the undertaker through the announcers table.
that escalated quickly.
>>1114239
Lana literally got over by being hot so this statement is dumb
>>1114246
He didn't even hit him though.
>>1114248
kayfabe motherfucker.
>>1114247
She got over by her relationship with Rusev providing her hotness substance, character and shading.
>>1114246
And he barely grazed Taker with the elbow too, nearly completely missed him.
>>1114247
Lana got over as a manager, not a wrestler. She was hot and had an accent.
>>1114250
>she got over by being a heel with the at the time biggest heel in the company
>she got over by constantly insulting the crowds
'no'
Will Shane jump from the top of the steel cage at WM?
>>1114252
what the fuck did you expect?
taker cant take that shit.
>>1114256
Are you pretending that the slow-burn "Rusev insulting and belittling Lana as she slowly separates from him" storyline didn't happen?
>>1114257
Maybe but it won't be like the Foley bump if that's what you're asking. There will be some gimmicked landing.
Even so, Shane got titanium balls. I hope he doesn't kill himself on sunday.
>>1114247
She got over by being a great promo and building up a relationship with the fans over a long period of time.
Also she is way, way more hot than Eva Marie.
Is WM32 gonna be based?
Where the funk has Orton been?
>>1114265
Suspended. He'll be back on the RAW after Mania when his suspension is up.
>>1114269
What did he do? Drugs again?
>>1114260
He does, but it isn't really fair to compare him to the other guys since by his age, most of them had torn their bodies apart already. He's still pretty fresh physically, due to taking years away after only wrestling part time.
>>1114264
Eh. On paper it looks awful, but so did last years and that Mania wasn't that bad.
>>1114272
he was a little bitch.
>>1114272
He isnt suspended he is injured.
>>1114264
yes.
>>1114239
>According to Dave Meltzer
>>1114275
It was pretty awful other than the main event. Worst Mania in recent memory.
>>1114265
Honestly, who cares? After dropping Legend Killer gimmick he turned into shit
>>1114272
The story is he got shoulder surgery, but WWE never showed any footage of this happening, like every other top star that gets it.
The rumor is he walked out when he heard he was the pre-show for Hell in a Cell(?).
>>1114275
last years was SHIT
go back and look at the thread
people only look back on it fondly cause of the finish
>>1114282
Orton is great when he cares. The problem is he doesn't give a shit anymore. I think the last time he gave a shit was his feud with Daniel Bryan.
>>1114256
>heels don't get over
>TWENTY SIXTEEN
are you pretending to be retarded?
>>1114294
Being paired with Sheamus for the millionth time also doesn't help, though that's not his fault.
He could easily just get a part-time contract and help young niggas in NXT or whatever, if he cared enough.
Is there honestly a chance that this WM could be worse than 27?
>bexplex
>>1114302
Depending on the results, yes.
>>1114302
no chance, look at the absolute state of that card
Who else saw them in the Raw audience?
>>1114304
WOW
>>1114286
>>1114281
I started watching wwe after Mania last year cause I randomly decided to torrent it when it popped up. Matches seem a lot better this year compared to last year, even though some this year are GARBAGE.
Taker/Wyatt, Shitty divas match, Sting/HHH, Orton/Rollins all seemed pretty shit at WM31. Based Cena, decent ladder match and the ending was pretty good.
I feel like this year maybe only 2 will be garbage (Kalisto/Rybotch or the Tag team shit cause of fucking League of Cunts) All the others seem good to be on paper.
Or am I just being a massive cunt?
>>1114304
Has anyone ever sen Byron Saxton's finisher? It's horrible
>>1114312
This years card is okay but the build is terrible and the lack of star power (Cena) makes it feel like a B PPV not a WM.
>>1114312
I'm more shocked that you were able to get into the 2015 product, arguably WWE's worst product since 1995.
>you say your name is finlay and you like to fight
>i say your name is finlay and you're a bathturd
What did he mean by this?
>>1114308
They were at last years Brooklyn RAW
>>1114317
Cena carried 2015.
>>1114315
Yeah but some matches have potential to be really based. Taker and Shane could be GOAT if they go all in. Spose it could be the complete opposite considering they are both old as fuck.
But Ramen getting boo'd will be Lol, Ladder matches are always pretty based, Bork/Ambrose shitfest will be entertaining and even (dare I say it) the divas match may be decent.
>>1114314
the "i was going for the scullcrushing finale, but i dont want to take a face bump and ziggler and Miz are friends so ill just jump on my ass while you take a backbump"?
>>1114312
No, this year's is going to be absolute shit. Injuries hasn't helped. But this is getting to the cumulation point of the WWE's complete inability to get anyone over, where no-one cares about anyone on the card. Which is why they keep having to get old shitters like Undertaker and The Rock back every year to get a pop.
>>1114239
Classic Vince. She'll probably be pushed to the moon as well, destroying any shred of progress made by Charlotte/Sasha/Becky.
>>1114308
Murr was there as well.
He had a completely shaven head, no eyebrows and a random patch of hair at the back of his head.
Dem punishments.
>>1114317
Yeah idk why i started watching and continued to watch through 2015. Thought Summerslam was pretty based. Lol i spose that's 1 PPV out of like 8
>>1114312
The card for this year could actually be pretty decent.
Even the stuff that has no and/or terrible build has solid wrestlers in it, who could do something great given the time.
My main worry is that, upon checking, literally 4/11 matches are on the pre-show.
>stretching the remaining 7 matches over 4 hours
Hope you like Ronda Rousey.
i forgot Damien sandow existed.
also, Fandanger got a foot massage.
>>1114331
Trueeeee. Wow they even moved the US title match to the pre-show...
So they have a shitload of garbage with Rock, HOF Bs and live performances and 15min+ matches. Meh, just have to cop it sweetly.
>>1114332
I forgot Cesaro existed
>>1114332
>tfw Sandow was a top mid-card face this time last year
>tfw WWE squandered it and moved him to Superstars for no reason
>As for Lawler's return to heel commentary, 'The King' is worried about talent taking his insults too seriously. Lawler indicated that Big Show is notorious for taking such barbs personally.
>"Now, I'm sort of starting to do the heel commentator thing again and I worry because sometimes, guys really get their feelings hurt. Big Show, big time, I've got to be real careful about what you say about Big Show. He gets his feelings hurt real easy. And so a lot of these guys, I worry, they won't realize, 'hey, come on, it's show business.'"
Beeg confirmed for mark
>>1114331
>Frumpy, fat Ronda Rousey
Pls no Vince. She ain't cool anymore.
>>1114341
>for no reason
They took him off TV because of the Hogan scandal.
Really lazy writing on their part all around. They're probably waiting until he screws up like Brad Maddox so that they can fire him.
>>1114353
>inb4 fired for saying "Imbecile"
>>1114344
BEEG A CUTE
>being sawft is a sin
what did he mean by this?
>>1114351
>he had a great gimmick
it was a great gimmick with a very specific shelf life
A lot of Sandow's heat was from the Miz as well.
Then he cut that horrible post Miz promo which pretty much ended all of his heat.
>>1114351
Soon I think.
>>1114341
>turns on Miz in ATGMBR
>still loses because BEEG
>later on
>cuts a promo saying he'll no longer be just like someone else or whatever and he's basically dropping the stunt double gimmick
>not long after comes out as Macho Mandow and teams up with Curtis Axel
What was the point
>>1114362
they shoulda had him win the armbar.
>>1114367
I mean yeah they should have but the problem with Sandow was he was never going to be as over when he wasn't the stunt double
His old gimmick doesn't translate to babyface at all
>>1114362
>Then he cut that horrible post Miz promo
This.
I still twist my face whenever i remember how shitty that promo was.
Guys remember when the Ascension debuted and fought nameless jobbers in 80s wrestling gear for 5 weeks straight?
Remember when they ate every finisher from retired legends at the Raw reunion, including a stiff as fuck Clothesline from Hell?
Remember when they got a win over the New Age Outlaws at a random PPV and then proceeded to job to everyone and everything?
Guys they were Stardust goons, and then they weren't.
What the fuck.
>>1114370
can't even remember who it was that came out, Sandow starts calling him a retard basically and crowd died
Cringeworthy stuff
>>1114362
>>1114370
>Welcome to the new me!
>>1114369
but thats alright.
that would have been the high note for that gimmick.
it didnt need to go anywhere after that.
that would have closed the story.
>>1114371
>remember the Ascension
no
>>1114371
they were shit so they got treated like shit
>>1114382
>tfw I'm probably the only person who actually liked Ascension
>>1114385
The Double Goozle isn't a good finisher
>tfw all WM has to do IS BOLIEVE
>>1114239
Is he autistic?
You can cleary tell she was there to be a heel. Look at the other diva's reaction
over as fuck face New Day is still great.
also, League Of Nations are surprisingly fun for a survivor series team that never happened.
>AJ JACKASS
>>1114399
The chants are pretty awful but heel jericho's temper tantrum last night was top dog
>>1114390
>also, League Of Nations are surprisingly fun for a survivor series team that never happened.
I have been saying this
The team itself is really great. Just four entertaining talents with top chemistry who play really good heels through obnoxious antics.
Shame they're perma-jobbers.
Just watched Raw legally
>Shane is so orange
>Shane barely made that elbow
>Shane is going to die this Sunday
>Jericho and AJ have ADD
>Becky, the jobber eats another pin
>Sasha sitting ringside and not saying anything is better than her on commentary
>HHH's promo was the greatest hits compilation of Haitchposting
>Del Rio's shirt is fucking based
>Shouldn't it have been Xavier vs. Del Rio since E and Kofi wrestled the other LoN members?
>The state of The Ascension
>I have never been less hyped for an Emma match
>Hope Eva goes back to NXT after Mania starts talking shit about what a star she is
>SAMI Zzzz
>"You still suck"
Kek. What a shit show. Only looking forward to AJ/Jericho and the Diva matches.
>>1114406
Realistically they should basically never lose and if they do it needs to be heavy shenanigans
its the only way the faction works. They could also use a belt or two among them.
>>1114406
i dont even mind that they are jobbers.
>>1114344
>I've got to be real careful about what you say about Big Show. He gets his feelings hurt real easy. And so a lot of these guys
>wrestlers being marks for themselves
jesus, that's like one of the first things they teach you when entering the biz, not to fall into that trap
>>1114344
>beeg get's worked by the king
>>1114406
I love the League. They all work so well together. I was really hoping they'd get a run with the tag titles.
>>1114391
I'm mainly talking about the bit with the retard imitations
whatever he said before that was killed by that
>>1114199
>#2011
>not Summer of Punk Edition
2012 better be Birth of The Shield Edition
>>1114344
sorry beeg, but the king needs to run wild
Chances of AJ busting out the Spiral Tap at Mania?
>>1114425
>2016
still talking about marky punky
>>1114413
Seems to work fine for Hunter
>Johnny Ace gets married to Bellas mother
>Brie at the wedding
>Bryan nowhere in sight
So, what the hell is going on with Bryan?
>10 diva tag team match
>face team has eva marie in it
DIVAS REVOLUTION EVERYBODY!
>>1114444
There's no holding him back
>>1114444
The dog is in the enclosed pool area
>>1114428
Isn't basically the only move he has not done, I mean he did the 450 a couple of times already
on a scale of 1-10
how over is The New Day?
>>1114448
She's not supposed to be face. The other divas clearly don't trust her.
>>1114449
He's not driven by fear, he's just driven by anger
>>1114453
>crowd eating them up chanting along
over.
very over.
>>1114444
nice trip-quads
anyway, bryan's murderous instinct has already awakened, he's currently locked in a cell below titan towers guarded by william regal and dean malenko
>>1114428
Style clash on Jerifat
>>1114456
When you're under attack
>>1114444
>>1114453
6
8 with the right crowd
>Bryan is actually going full Benoit
fucc
oh fuck yeah its a Sin Cara match.
>>1114470
The brain is a fragile thing
Didn't they say benoit had the brain of a 70 year old Alzheimer's paitent
I genuinely believe Bryan attempted suicide and everyone is keeping very quiet about it.
>>1114473
Now that's a suicide dive done right, with the impact.
Shit you see done by ABSOLUTE LUNATIC for example when you see the guy taking it raise his hands to lessen the impact is shit-tier
>>1114452
Still hasn't done the Bloody Sunday but I guess its going to be Finn's move.
>>1114473
Hijo del Fantasma has some of the best suicide dives in the business
is byron saxton over
>>1114484
With Smarks, yeah.
>>1114482
He can't do anything. His WWE contract is still technically active for the next two years.
Plus WWE can automatically renew it if they want.
He's under contract to them for life.
>>1114481
dude goes hard.
also surprisingly fluent in english.
>>1114482
Almost everyone these days in WWE does a dive and 90% of the times it's either too slowly looking or botched.
>>1114482
>if he wants to wrestle he could just go in PWG or something.
He's probably going to make more with his legends contract he would wrestling for anybody who doesn't care about medicals and he made the mistake of getting married.
Thoughts on based Coach's return?
>happy birthday dad
What did he mean by this?
>>1114492
Generic, especially since everyone saw the footage of him at MSG.
>>1114493
I don't even remember his IC title reign
>>1114470
>bellas arrive back home to check on Bryan
>as they enter Bryan locks the doors and starts a creepy yes chant
>They try to escape but Bryan catches Nikki with a kenta knee
>nikki is busted wide open
>Brie tries to run but catches here with a leg lock transitioning into a Yes Lock
>Bryan turns the hold around as he slowly chokes out to face Nikki and let's her watch him slowly kill her.
>Bryan stands up and tells Nikki I'M THE WORLD'S STRONGEST VEGAN
r8 my booking
>>1114493
>Triple H stole Axel's "put the mic on mouth while talking" gimmick
Man, he really hated his dad.
>>1114497
Go to bed Russo
>>1114493
His Dad is Mr. Perfect and it was his birthday?
>>1114474
85 year old to be specific. Nancy's sister also said the doctors had given him 10 months to live or something.
>>1114238
well shit, all the matches seem really summerslam tier. they should have done brock and roman again, haitch is meh cause we know he's losing and deano is literally shit. I would literally take one of the lads against brock before meme ambrose...
>>1114286
>everyone marking out during sting and Haitch
>everyone crying over rusev
>that aforementioned finish
It was a solid 7/10
>>1114499
I don't think you understood anything I just said.
>>1114497
when does bmj run in
Who /wwenetwork/ here?
Just got the thing. Recommend me anything. I will watch anything, I'm crazy senpai.
>>1114509
I got it but I ain't giving you my account, m9
>>1114509
wcw thunder
>>1114509
'Mania 17
>>1114509
Great American Bash 1991
>>1114509
How much did it cost?
>>1114506
Last years WM had a few fun moments.
>that powerbomb through a ladder on Deano from Harper
>Curbstomp into RKO
>Rusev in a fucking tank but buried by Cena afterwards
>nWo comes out to help Sting for whatever reason, Haitch going over after a sledgehammer shot
>Based Brock suplexing the shit out of Ramen, blood, Seth cashing in
>>1114312
Orton/Seth was good last year. And that based RKO finish.
everyone in nxt got over ironically.
>muh 5
>muh le cena gimmick who sucks
>muh next door jay leno looking grill
>muh bland af tag team champs
>muh chant together entrace shit in ring memes
>muh smark killer we cheer for because we are smarks meme
>muh i know you from roh right lmao
>muh gook bland af wrasslers who kick hard workrate lmao
wew lad
>>1114517
Forgot to mention Nash holding his quad at ringside, worked us all
>>1114519
>Orton/Seth was good last year.
It was shit. Especially for a Mania match between two guys of that caliber.
Just a typical Orton match plus a really shitty moonsault from Seth.
>>1114520
You are autistic
>>1114516
Free month. Got especially for 'Mania and watching some random Attitude era shit. Since I'm European it's about 13 euros.
>RAW is so boring that the smarkbusters can't even bring themselves to rage at it anymore
Captcha: Callaway lomapa
Kevin Owens is gold in multi man tag matches.
cheering for his teammates, never tagging in, just being a fucking lazy asshole.
>>1114480
Obviously, he took it from Finn in the first place
>>1114520
5 count didn't even get particularly over.
>>1114518
I actually asking this, are you 15, because you're not understanding the concept of talent contracts and inability to wrestle outside of WWE while having one.
>>1114488
>also surprisingly fluent in english.
I reckon he'll be on HHH's radar soon (if he isn't already) for that and the fact that he's workhouse type of wrestler which has got me worried. Can't have him ruined by WWE.
>>1114509
Angle vs HBK
>>1114509
2008 Royal Rumble
>>1114506
No one was marking out in the Sting match except people who cant let go of the 90s.
It's not like we havent seen all of those wrestlers countless times previously and the NWO helping Sting made no sense. The whole match was a clusterfuck.
If you are some Smarkbusters tier faggot who wants spectacle and nostalgia moments over good wrestling and sensible storylines then sure it was great I guess.
>>1114509
WCW Souled Out 97 and Halloween Havoc 98
>>1114528
he understands being a heel so well his announcer desk shit is great too
if only he wasn't a fat fucking fatty he could be a top guy
>>1114517
Rusev's entrance was fucking awesome
>>1114525
Still not as boring as the smarkbusters themselves though.
>>1114538
>WCW Souled Out 97
was that the one with Miss WCW and they were all meth head iowan strippers?
>>1114528
How does he go from being GOAT in PWG to being absolute dogshit
![[REDACTED].png](https://i.imgur.com/T4HhERE.png "[REDACTED].png")
>>1114509
watch this one
>>1114545
It was the one where it was an "nWo" PPV and every match had a shitty dusty finish and yeah, they had a miss nWo contest
>>1114540
>if only he wasn't a fat fucking fatty he could be a top guy
He could be a top guy.
Top Heels don't need to be aesthetic.
>>1114531
He could get out of that contract though if they're refusing to let him work even with his medical situations he'd be able to get out of it with probably a 6 month no compete clause.
>PARTY'S OVER, GRANDBA
what did he mean by this?
>>1114559
GRAND STANDIN AND HOT DOGGIN
>>1114554
So much delusion in 1 post
Must be b8
>Eva Marie
>>1114523
>muh huggy bay leno
wew lad
>>1114564
Did based Kev learn from the GOAT?
Post yfw Bryan kills Brie, a Total Divas filming crew and then himself.
>>1114567
> le overrated meme kick manlet is retiring 15 years early
My fucking sides
>>1114480
such a great signature move
Fuck man wwe actually sucks now. Skipping this mania. Legit skipping it.
>The "Lass kicker"
>The "Celtic Warrior"
>"King" Barrett
>"Bulgarian Brute" Rusev
>"Mexico's greatest export" Alberto Del Rio
>The "Lucha" dragons
Can you even be foreign and have a regular gimmick instead of having it attached so your identity like a disease?
>>1114575
>>1114586
No. WWE doesn't know how to book non Americans.
The Celtic Warrior sounds badass as fuck though tbhfam.
>>1114579
What argument?
We dont have to watch his boring meme kicks ever again, that is it
Thank you sweet baby jesus
>>1114586
Finn Balor
Adam Rose
>>1114590
Adam Rose was a british pop star
>>1114591
But he's from South Africa
>>1114564
Based Kevvo working the anti-smarks
>>1114480
Brainbusters arent allowed dumbfuck
>>1114593
his noodle is from africa
Is anyone else here only going to watch Taker vs Shane here?
This 'Mania will be a disaster, maybe worse than 27.
>>1114589
How does the GOAT do it?
Despite not wrestling in almost a year, the anti-smarks still foam from the mouth in rage at mere mention of the GOAT Daniel Bryan.
No wonder he rose to such heights with such a command over the audience, both his fans and the anti-smarks.
>>1114586
'Lass' isn't even a widely used word in Ireland either. WWE seems to be confusing us with the Scottish.
>>1114593
There's basically no difference between the British and white South Africans
>>1114601
>in London
>Haha, Becky lives just up the road in Ireland MAGGLE
Just be thankful they aren't just saying she's from Liverpool or something
>>1114599
you're gonna feel left out and then you're gonna watch the whole thing
>>1114603
some are dutch no
>>1114605
Well she's ugly enough to pass as a scouser
>>1114611
why do you keep posting pics of this meme """actor"""?
Did you notice how Steph completely shat upon the entire Mania card, except for the main event?
>>1114600
> mfw daniel bryans career has been cut short by 15 YEARS
> 15 FUCKING YEARS
>>1114603
Posts like this are why america is the laughing stock of the world
>>1114627
>america
>laughing stock of the world
currently europe actually
>>1114623
She shits on everybody but muh husband
>>1114627
America is your daddy, bitch boy. It tells you to jump, you say how high.
Can some one recommend me some over the ear headphones?
>>1114622
he's my husbando
>>1114618
This
Scousers are literally just the irish that didnt sink anyway
>>1114600
I wish he'd marry me and keep me as his property
>>1114632
Shame you can't jump anymore without ankle injury you fat fuck
>>1114640
At least we can jump without needing Poohammad's permission ;)
>>1114634
Anything sennheiser
Stay away from beats by jew
>>1114257
Idk im expecting some spot, but i see him jumping off the cage mid-climb more likely
>>1114645
Doesnt even make sense.
Funny coming from the guy who has had half of his little acorn dick cut off to appease his kike overlord
>>1114634
Are you planning on using them at home or out? Whats your budget?
>>1114636
>his husbando is abdulredha
shit taste
>>1114634
Grado Labs SR60e
>>1114600
I'm a true blood anti-smark and I fucking love Bryan.
Bryan was over with the entire audience. No one can deny that. (Some sections not as much as others but he was still over)
>>1114651
>filthy turk
>not the shittiest trash on earth
apply yourself my man
>>1114658
>I'm a true blood anti-smark
>>1114658
> I'm a true blood anti-smark
So you are just a mark then.
>>1114663
From the thumbnail I thought it was Bryan
>>1114597
Finn did it last Wednesday.
Will WWE ever stop exploiting that one kid's death
>>1114671
>Will WWE ever stop taking advantage of EVERYTHING to earn more $$$
No
>>1114670
Was it an actual brainbuster bump or the sanitised NxMeme reverse suplex bump version?
>>1114671
>>1114674
>Watching that Daniel Bryan 24/7 thing
God damn it, I didn't want to cry over that again
>>1114247
Yeah, but she didn't climb into the ring and wrestle like a 4 year old amputee and with all the acting talent and charisma of a fucking brick.
>>1114680
Clever lady.
So what were they thinking doing the same segment twice yesterday?
I seriously don't understand it
> RETIRING 15 YEARS EARLY
15. FUCKING. YEARS
>tfw you realize Shane is not going over because he looked strong last night
