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How would you fix them?
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>>1114020
>Dean
Back to CZW
>Seth
Back to ROH
>Roman
Back to coconut island.
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>>1114020
Glue Seth's knee back together
Turn Roman
Tone down the wackiness of Dean
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>>1114023
>back to coconut island
If he shoots ya it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, fasted, and stronger too!
He's the first member of the Anoai crew!
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>>1114020
I would put them back together and then they will feud with HHH and the new Authority until before the Royal Rumble when they will all turn on each other. Then the maint event for the Wrestlmania is a Shield threeway championship fight
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>>1114037
RR
ROMAN REIGNS
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>>1114044
>>1114044
RR
ROMAN REIGNS IS HERE!
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>>1114020
put them back together in the shield and pretend that nothing ever happened
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>>1114042
The ship has sailed on a Shield triple threat being at all hype.
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> push Seth & Dean
> bury Roman

>>1114037
Reigns is more like a shitty knockoff that nobody likes

He's basically Kiddy Kong
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>>1114059
>shield triple threat
>not hype
nice meme
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>>1114067
"When you're good at something you'll tell everyone. When you're great, they'll tell you."
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>>1114074
okay?
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>>1114065
Jimmy Snuka = Cranky Kong
Roman Reigns = Kiddy Kong
The Rock = Donkey Kong
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>>1114080
> Jimmy Snuka is The Rock's Dad
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>>1114084
The Rock's dad was cucked
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>>1114076
thru my ups, downs, successes and failures, I've learned the most powerful thing we can be is ourselves
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>>1114020
>Build up Balor Club after WM
>Make them a thread to everyone
>"We are from the indies. We came here to take over wwe" and shit
>Beat up Roman on Raw two weeks before SumerSlam.
>Beat up Dean Smackdown a week before SS.
>Raw before SS Tagmatch Reigns and Ambrose vs two random BC members.
>Rest of BC comes in and beat up RR and DA.
>SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA
>A+ comes in, full brawl
>Shield vs BulletClub at SS.
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>>1114020

Fire all of them.
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>>1114096
>Bullet Club
Stopped reading there.
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>>1114118
> stopped reading at the end

You showed him
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>>1114084
>Cranky Kong is Donkey Kong's dad
Nah, Cranky is his grandpa

His Dad died in the Great Ape War
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>>1114123
Balor Club*
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>>1114020
>>1114023
>>1114035
>>1114042
>>1114058
>>1114059
>>1114067
>>1114074
>>1114076
>>1114080
>>1114096
Reigns is the future you virgins are mad cause he is the alpha and you wanted sissy betas like cm pepsi bitch, dean fagbros sissysaro, and daniel gayan they dont have anything going for them.. They look like the average guy walking down the street.. You cant have a john smith as the face of your company

You need someone that stands out like reigns you dont see guys like reigns, Brock,triple h, the rock often. And you fags hate it cause you're betas you want the beta to overcome but guess what fags? The alphas always win
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>>1114157
more relatable than deanetty
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>>1114154
Face it, ramen isn't white enough to make it as the champ, people can't relate to him
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>>1114159
Fuck off you assmad faggot beta.

Sincerely,

All of /asp/
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>>1114159
>the rock
>pedro morales
>bruno sammartino
>not relatable
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>>1114154
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>>1114159
>>1114168
samefag
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>>1114020
Replace Roman with someone that actually has talent.
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Put in Chris Hero :^)
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Nothing, fuck all three of these talentless hacks

Seth is the best out of the three but he can't draw for shit and has an obnoxious voice

Dean is le wackyman with shit in-ring skills and a solid promo, but overrated as fuck

And Ramen just sucks

Also, nobody cares about the Shield triple threat anymore because we all know Deanetty is winning
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>>1114159
You mean like the Rock?
True Rock actually has charisma, but he made it huge not being white. Booker T was pretty damn over as well, too bad HHH buried him during the height of his popularity.
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>>1114162
Isn't Sammartino Italian? Since when don't they count as white?
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>>1114186
>because we all know deanetty is winning
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>>1114196
Ok dude, I warned you

But when he wins don't make crying threads on /asp/
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>>1114159
>blown the fuck out so hard he's shitposting in another thread

SUICIDE
WATCH
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You mean put the Shield back together or individually?

>Putting the Shield back together
I wouldn't.

>Dean
Brings back the Hardcore Championship

>Seth
As soon as he's well, give him back the World Heavyweight Championship belt and Noble and Mercury, his stooges.

>Roman
Future endeavored immediately. He can work house shows against R-Truth and Zack Ryder until his contract runs out. Recommend him to TNA. Put in a good word for him.
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>>1114221
>>Seth
>As soon as he's well, give him back the World Heavyweight Championship belt

Absolute shit.
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>>1114224
No. It's absolute best for business.

And turn him face too and have him completely dismantle the Authority in ONE episode of Raw to show how ineffective everyone else is and that he's literally the best in the world.
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>>1114231
>guy is boring as fuck
>terrible title reign
>comes back

>LOL LETS PUSH HIM SOME MORE

Nah, fuck off. Dumb mark.
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>>1114232
Hey, dumb retard.

Seth is legit the most missed guy on the roster and will get the biggest pop in the universe when he comes back. So you better get used to the idea, dumb retard.

lol
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>>1114231
>>1114266
You literally have to be over 18 to post here.
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>>1114177
Yep, only one person on this whole site dislikes Reigns
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>>1114266
mark
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>>1114020
>Seth
make him able to walk again
>Ramen
Turn him heel for a little while, then turn him back later if it works. There's no getting people to like him right now. Stop feeding him cringy promos. And teach him what "selling" means.
>Dean
Stop those shitty slap punches
Tone down the HE'S CRAZY MAGGLE, and show instead of just telling us. Go back to shield-era or earlier promos where he was pissed as hell and a little bit unstable instead of wacky loony man. Let him do the occasional foley-tier bump, his character needs them.
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>>1114154
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>>1114020
>Dean
He goes over Bork at Mania. That's the only way I see at this point to salvage his credibility. This build him up to lose bullshit is destroying him.

>Seth
The easiest to save in my opinion. Turn him face, his wrestling style seems to suit it more appropriately. Cut down on his promo time for the love of god. His long winded Haitch-esque promos are what made people hate him in the first place.

Roman is too far gone.
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>>1114392
>He goes over Bork at Mania. That's the only way I see at this point to salvage his credibility.

His character would be best off throwing everything he has at Brock and failing.
He should be a perpetual runner-up underdog for a while. Always tease entry into, but always get divered from the Main Event.
It would get him over as fuck.
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>>1114154
Roman is based as fuck.

He has good feuds, but just needs to qork on his mic skills or let him make his own promos
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>>1114180
>>1114182
Hey, reddit isn't allowed here.
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>>1114288
I know. I'm calling your parents right now.

>>1114323
What's Undertaker's real name?
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Seth is perfect I'd just turn him face and have him take the belt from haitch and then feud with styles

Dean is over as fuck I'd just make sure he wins at wrestlemania and continues to win his feuds,and perhaps to some more insane things

Roman is shit so I'd turn him heel and have him job to dean
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>>1114502
>have roman job to dean
reddit is not allowed here
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>>1114539
Nigga shut up
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>>1114020
>Build up a break between Dean and Roman for months
>Have Seth attack attack both of them with a chair and sell out to the authority
>Make Seth a cowardly heel champ
>Push Roman as a top star no matter what anyone says
>Just let Dean hang around in the midcard being wacky with condiments

Perfection.
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>>1114548
>deanetty
>have roman job to him
it's like reddit got here
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>>1114502
>Seth is perfect I'd just turn him face and have him take the belt from haitch

back 2 wew
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>>1114549
>Seth gets over as fuck. His return as a babyface will be the hottest return since Jesus.
>Dean gets over as fuck despite having shit feuds, shit material and no chance in hell.
>Roman gets legit despised by everyone except women and children, and the children are starting to turn on him now too.

Perfection.
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>>1114604
>seth
>dean
>over as fuck
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>>1114610
Denying reality won't get you anywhere.

>>1114612
see pic
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>>1114617

>living paycheck to paycheck is my reality

Feel sorry for you
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>>1114617
They aren't "over as fuck", atleast not Seth.
Maybe Dean, but not "as fuck"
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>>1114625
Dean is as over as any face has been post Bryan.
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>>1114604
>Seth
>over as fuck

He got cheers facing Cena and not much else.
Dean's decently over, though. Wouldn't say "as fuck". Crowds don't even know whether to side with him or Brock.
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>>1114630
that's not saying much
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>>1114620
I don't understand this meme. Explain it to me.

Roman is the one who's in it for the paycheck, senpai. Not Dean and Seth. They actually like wrestling.
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>>1114664
Roman is a fan too just not as much
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>>1114631
Brock and dean are the 2 most over people on the roster
And gaytch
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>>1114669
brock and taker*
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>>1114664
It isnt a meme
Its some sad as fuck guy that spams it in every thread for hours at a time
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>>1114664
it's some awful meme that some guy has took it upon himself to spam

probably dean mark
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>>1114669
Not disputing that. I still wouldn't say he's over "as fuck", though.
DBry was over as fuck, and he'd damn sure rally a majority of the audience behind him against Brock.
Dean's splitting crowds fairly evenly with Bork.
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>>1114675
Its that charmutt spamming guy, he is probably dean mark too

2bh they are all that Carter guy
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>>1114673
I think he's the "Have sex!" guy too. You have to wonder what went so wrong in his life to make him like this.
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>>1114782
Nah
Please have sex is a standard spee meme, fuckloads of people say it
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>>1114785
Is it? I thought it started here. I've got to admit I only visit /sp/ for the odd match thread ever since we got our own board.
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>>1114802
Well it started in /bet/ then we adopted it before the move
Not sure if the rest of the board uses it as much as us
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>>1114020
Give Seth a robot leg instead of waiting for his dumb fleshy one to heal. In fact give him 2. The equivalent of the 2 Jax robot arms but for legs instead. Then you don't even want to save the other 2 at that point and they get dropped since they can't compete.
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>>1114159
>>1114168
>>1114289
>>1114502
>>1114604
>>1114664

Wow, what a loser beta samefag, pathetically trying to trash Roman. Grow up and admit you'll never be an alpha.
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Roman and Seth are great. Fire Ambrose immediately.
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>>1114396
>needs to qork on his mic skills
But according to fat neckbeards he shouldn't talk

How can one's mic skill improve without actual live audience promos
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>>1115131
>he rents his job
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Next year's Wrestlemania is in Florida

That's a guaranteed Roman win unless he's facing the Undertaker
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>>1115138
>he's under 18, lives paycheck to paycheck, hasn't had sex, hasn't seeked sunlight, has a tiny jaw, and a tiny bank account
back to wew
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>>1115146
>he rents his internet, while his parents cosigns it
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>>1115148
>me: anon would you prefer to not have autism?
>you: but autism is my life!
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>>1115152
>me: i pay for everything.
>you: mom, please cosign my internet, you know i kive pay check to paycheck
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>>1114020
>Seth
Give him a face turn and take him out of the main event for a little while to give him time to improve his mic skills

>Dean
Give him some new moves and have him beat a main eventer (e.g. Lesnar, Reigns, Triple H) to give him some credibility as a potential top guy

>Roman
Give him a heel turn, a manager (maybe Heyman?) and tweak his moveset a little bit
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>>1115155
Wtf does cosign your internet even mean. You seem to know alot about being poor dont you, you obsessed pauper
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>>1115173
>his dad is paying for his internet
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>>1115178
> tfw Carter left one of his 16 names on

Niggers like you dont even know their dad
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>>1114188
Thing about the rock is they never shoved his Somoan hertiage down your throat. He never had 2 somoan cousins in the other room and would have his back. I cant stay when they bring up his background.
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I still don't get the hype around these guys. I stopped watching RAW before they showed up. Tuned in again after Rollins won the brass. All in all, meh.
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>>1115495
>I don't get the hype for these people. I never watched them. Meh.

Holy shit you are "This" tier awful, I wouldn't be surprised if you were one of the forced memers.
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>>1114168
That file name is the epitome of autism
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>>1115889

>XD

I'm retweeting this
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>>1115483
>He never had 2 somoan cousins in the other room and would have his back.
>Rikishi before turning heel
>shitting on 3MW
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>>1115894
Guud 4 U
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Have Seth and Dean literally kill Reigns in the middle of the ring and then go over everyone in the roster before establishing themselves as the new authority with all the belts.
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>>1114984
You're gonna be in for a rude awakening, boy.
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>>1115143
I wouldn't be so sure about that. The streak is broken. Have they tried having Taker endorse him yet?
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>>1114631
Rollins got cheered against Reigns in their first match before bbygrrrl's tummy exploded
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>>1116097
>someone got cheered over Reigns

And
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>>1114984
>>>/r9k/
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>>1116112
This was in the Fall of 2014 back when it was uncommon and Seth was the most despised heel in the company. Pay attention you ding-dong.
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>>1116130
>Fall of 2014
>uncommon for Roman to get boo'd

Are we pretending now
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>>1116143
people were into him during that fatal four way that one time
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>>1116144
People were never particularly into Roman post-Shield. I remember how quickly he cooled off as he went into an Orton feud, to the point where people were saying his tummy-problems were a blessing in disguise because his reactions had soured.
Not surprising because post-Shield they tried to make him cut promos quite a bit.
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>>1116143
>>1116150
There's a difference between "not particularly into" and "open disdain" ya mook.
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>>1116152
See
>>1116150
>because his reactions had soured.

They were already travelling from "not particularly into" from "open disdain" quite readily at that time. This was fairly-late 2014, and Roman was also butting into the Dean/Seth feud which didn't get him much love.
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>>1116150
yeah but immediately post break-up people were into him

until it became obvious that he didn't even care about Seth betraying him and just started getting put into every title match
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>>1116164
This match against Seth wasn't immediately post break-up, though.
It was after smarky crowds had turned on him in a noticeable fashion. So getting cheered over him wasn't someone being "over as fuck". That's superfluous.
It was just a minor irregularity and kinda par the course.
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>>1116188
>It was after smarky crowds had turned on him in a noticeable fashion.

Well, that's just plain revisionist.
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>>1116209
No it's not. People were definitely turning on him.
Hence why people were saying this injury was a blessing in disguise even to the point of it being a potential work. Because they realized if he stayed active until the Rumble, he'd get shit on for winning it. So they thought a cool-off and quick reintroduction would be best for him.
As we know, didn't really help.
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>>1116219
Still didn't translate into the crowds openly turning against him.

There were "people" swearing up-and-down that Reigns wasn't getting booed at last year's Royal Rumble as late as the night of it happening, if we're playing that game.
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>>1116224
>Still didn't translate into the crowds openly turning against him.

But it did.
How else would that translate? How would those worries even emerge if crowds hadn't turned against him?
Crowds turning against him were the necessary trigger to spark those debates in the first place.
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>>1116227
Uh, no, m8. Reigns had his "doubters" amongst the IWC long before crowds turned against him.

> what is Cause-and-Effect
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>>1116234
Yes, and by late-2014, those doubters were beginning to become quite vocal amongst crowds.
It was due to his failures in the Orton feud. He cut some horrific promos and audiences began noticeably falling off of his wagon.
Getting cheered over him wasn't anything particularly impressive.
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>>1116237
Except for the part where it was actually surprising, sure.

Reigns hadn't even blundered on the mic by that point.
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>>1116241
>Reigns hadn't even blundered on the mic by that point.

And you're done. Ciao.
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>>1116243
You come across like a reasonable, mature contributor.

Cite an embarrassingly bad Reigns promo from the Summer of 2014. If they were so common, doing it should be easy for you.
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Push Seth to the moon
Keep Jeans in the midcard fueding for the IC title like Jericho did when he first came up
Send Roman to NXT to learn from the likes of Nakamura on how to wrestle and Enzo on how to hype a crowd.
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>>1116251
> Send Roman to NXT to learn from Enzo

But...

YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT
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>>1116252
Fuck knows what to do with him then.

Would the guy even get in TNA without muh samoan connection, purely on ability?
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>>1116257
Well they just paid out the ass for >Bennett so...maybe?
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>>1116245
As you can see there were none. They all happened in 2015.
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>>1116245
He cut a weird promo about Randy Orton

that's all I can remember before D-DEGLARE happened
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>>1116245
>>1116305
>replying to yourself because the nigga left

kek
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>>1116308
Oh-ho
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>>1116310
>Oh-ho
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Fire them. None of them have it.
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>>1114604
Autism. Seth will get cheered like del rio and then theyll hate him again. Dean is burried forever, hell get no reaction soon.
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>>1114020
Put Dean in the Main Event for a spell because people like him and want it. Expand move-set, gain a little bulk.

When Seth comes back, shove the US Title on him. As a recent World Champ he could get it some credibility back. His World Title reign was shit, though, so he really doesn't need to be put right back into the Main Event. He's young and already had a run, so he can believably be put back up there. No need to wear him thin so soon.

Put Roman in a Tag Team with a beloved Face that deserves more TV Time, can work his matches and cut serviceable-at-least promos. Thinking Ryder, maybe Neville if you don't care that much about promos.
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>>1116311
>me: wouldn't you prefer not to have autism?
>you: but autism is my life! that's all!
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>>1116322
>me:
>you:

This is advanced.
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>>1114186
>deanetty is eating the pin
ftfy
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