>HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR ROAD TO WRESTLEMANIA PHAM?
Gonna paint a wagon, gonna paint it fine
Have to use an oil based paint, cause the wood is pine!
>>1113017
Is he autistic?
JUST
>AJ Styles vs Jericho for the 500th time
>>1113000
the shane/taker match will be great first segment was best part of raw
>>1113056
WWE paid a shit ton of money of get alberto back and i can't figure out why
>>1113078
To have him pass the torch to another hispanic guy
>>1113056
>>1 0 - D i v a T a g T e a m M a t c h
>>0
>>-
>>D
>>i
>>v
>>a
>>T
>>a
>>g
>>T
>>e
>>a
>>m
>>M
>>a
>>t
>>c
>>h
>>1113078
Really
Why they do this?
Steal the best talent in the world so they can have a main event between an old man and a guy that cant even sell properly
>>1113017
kek
aaaa
>>1113056
Shane Vs. Undertaker is the only thing interesting
>>1113056
So which matches will be less than 8 minutes in order to squeeze all this bloat in
>>1113166
US championship. Ryback will win in about 30 seconds
>Paige jobbing to based Emma
>Stuck in a match that's literally an advertisement for a reality show
>Barely even wrestles on Raw anymore
Saviour of the division, kek.
Didn't New Day clear house of like 10 people a month or two ago?
Why are they having trouble with anybody?
>>1113056
the actual card isn't terrible, but the build has been abysmal
>>1113182
Lol that time they took out Cena, Dolph and the dudleyz to close out RAW was so ridiculous.
>>1113178
paige looked really fucking hot tonight
>>1113197
>the actual card isn't terrible
The only matches on that card that are WM calibre match are Dean vs. Brock and Shane vs. Taker.
The rest of them you'd see on a typical C PPV, RAW or even Smackdown, especially Ryback vs. Kalisto.
I don't rank HHH enough for him to be a WM attraction.
>>1113000
>Big Show totally forgetting that Kane laid him out last week and they pal up to take out everybody
fucking hell
>>1113056
This better not be in order of appearance
>>1113178
Man, I fucking love Emma's offence. Them stiff strikes.
>>1113197
>the actual card isn't terrible
>four matches on the pre-show
I honestly don't understand this.
Are they planning on Shane vs. Taker go two hours or something?
>>1113197
>the actual card isn't terrible
it's awful
>>1113212
>Continuity in WWE
>>1113218
If you only loved having a sustainable income as much
>Shane/Taker will be 10 minutes of old men struggling for one good diving spot
>Dean will get buried so hard that he'll dig all the way to China
>Triple H will put Roman 'over' to a stadium of smarks booing
>if any jobber/diva matches happen back-to-back the fucking lot will empty out
This could not possibly get any more JUST than it is now
>>1113228
Post your selfies on INstagram lad
>>1113223
20 minutes of demon balor crawling to the ring
WrestleMania prediction thread when?
>>1113223
There are two matches on the pre-show
>>1113237
Nope.
>Andre Battle Royal
>10 Diva Tag
>Dudleyz vs. Usos
>Kalisto vs. Ryback
>Bork gets paid millions to stand around and try not to corpse
>Sometimes he throws a guy
I wanna be him
>>1113078
Spite?
>>1113230
>complaining about WWE
>complaining about smarks
>literally complaining about yourself
glad I will never be this retarded
>>1113242
he has to hop on the spot too
>>1113231
>I recommend free apps because their all I can afford
Enjoy your studio apartment
>>1113242
Be a NCAA wrestling champion with an undefeated streak, become UFC HW champ, then maybe you can have such a comfy life of being fellated every week by Paul E
>>1113240
When was this announced? Wikipedia card only has two pre-show matches
>>1113056
Looking at that, as long as the following things happen, WM will at least not be terrible:
>Lesnar/Ambrose is bloody and has at least one impressive, unique spot
>Styles/Jericho is at least a 4-star
>Divas title match is surprisingly great and somehow steals the show, to the point where people go overboard and say "the women stole Wrestlemania for the first time"
>IC title ladder match needs at least 2 crazy spots....and either Stardust, Zayn or Ryder wins (preferably Ryder)
> Taker somehow not only loses his match....but HOW he loses will be very important
> Triple H somehow retaining....to piss everyone the fuck off
>>1113257
On RAW tonight. US Title on the pre-show pretty much says Ryback isn't winning.
>>1113247
>their
>I have a poor grasp of the English language
Acquire an education.
>>1113258
>>Divas title match is surprisingly great and somehow steals the show, to the point where people go overboard and say "the women stole Wrestlemania for the first time"
Please have sex.
>>1113259
>US Title on the pre-show
Wew talk about completely burying a belt that Cena worked 6 months trying to legitimize.
>>1113258
People will say the divas match stole the show even if it consists of the three women just shitting in the middle of the ring. Never put anything past the neckbeards.
It probably will be really good though desu
>>1113258
>>Divas title match is surprisingly great and somehow steals the show
That fedora is cutting blood flow to your brain.
>>1113265
>We want to make the next Rey Mysterio who can't talk
>>1113263
Relax, anonymous faggot.
>Shane hits Undertaker in the head with a fucking tv monitor and busts him open
>This is okay but chairs are not
Bravo Vince
>>1113259
>US title on the pre-show for the second PPV in a row
Kek they should just fucking retire it at this point. It literally means less than the diva's title now.
>>1113280
Cena gave it credibility but it's basically shit. The title has no meaning, it's always been bottom of the card.
IC title looks x10 better than that piece of shit
>>1113240
US title is on the main card.
Yep.
>>1113223
It didn't say anything about the US title on the preshow.
>Ric actually taking a bump tonight
>>1113268
You mean like how your mother cut her flow of love to you and instead redirected it to random men every night?
>>1113287
But it's not. They clearly showed the graphic saying "Kick-Off"
>>1113294
>living paycheck to paycheck
>>1113290
Did you guys not watch RAW or something?
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=us%20title%20pre%20show
OFFICIAL BREAK DOWN OF THIS SHIT CARD AND WHAT WILL MAYBE HAPPEN V WHAT PEOPLE WANT
>Andre the Giant
Kane probably. Or the Wyatts if theyre involved.
>Usos v Dudleyz
Usos will win, people want Dudleyz to win because fuck Samoans(?)
>Trips vs Roman
Roman will win, EVERYONE wants Trips to win
>Shane vs Taker
Split decision, people want Shane to win, Taker is a fan favorite. I would bet Shane wins due tot shenanigans
>Dean vs Brock
Brock will win, there is a chance Dean wins due to DQ because of the Wyatts
>Charlotte v Bex v Sasha
Sasha will win, everyone wants Sasha to win
>New day vs League of Nations
New Day wins, LoN members are on their way out of the door (Barett RIP)
>Kalisto vs Ryback
Ryback wins maybe? Hard to call, doesn't matter, US title is irrelevant.
>IC title fuckfest
People want Zack Ryder to win, likely chances to win are KO retaining or Sami
>AJ v Jericho
AJ wins in both counts
>Team TV sluts vs Team Black and Blonde
The faces win to promote their awful show.
Who's moving to the main roster from NXT on the Raw after Mania?
>>1113299
>not even having a job
>>1113305
MY NAME
IS ENZO AMORE
AND I AM A BONFIDE G AND A CERITIFED STUD
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
AND THIS RIGHT HERE?
THIS IS BIG CASS, AND HE'S 7 FOOT TALL
AND YOU
CAN'T
TEACH
THAT
>>1113303
I don't want Sasha to win
>>1113309
> Enzo & Cass getting ruined
pls no
>>1113294
This is an awful lot of bitterness for something so trivial. How many maidens' honor have you defended on the internet?
>>1113313
We sadly are a small amount of the IWC. All the IWC smarks would die for Sasha.
>>1113307
>renting your job
>>1113305
Bayley most likely
>No special guest referee
>Not even a special wrestler fill in
>They are honestly going through with this Shane vs Taker shit
>>1113318
I don't get it. I've seen people legitimately compare her vs. Bayley to Undertaker/HBK at WM 26, or say she's the best wrestler in North America. I know opinions are subjective and all that but come on.
>>1113323
She's still got plenty to do in NXT
>>1113305
Bayley
Enzo, Cass and Carmella
>>1113326
Like what? She's held the title for a million years and has beaten absolutely every credible challenger apart from Asuka.
>>1113325
>I've seen people legitimately compare her vs. Bayley to Undertaker/HBK at WM 26
These were the kind of people E&C were making fun of. It was a good match but people overrate it beyond belief.
>>1113325
This is why the E and C show exists.
To mock these poor NXT reddit smarks who overrate everything.
>>1113325
And you should also know that that is the epitome of being a retarded failsail smarks
>>1113333
Indeed. I don't know why people can't just accept a solid 4 stars. That's still great. There's no need to lie to yourself and pretend it was literally one of the greatest matches in WWE history.
How did Ryder even get involved in the IC shitfest?
I mean he certainly took what he had in short time and rode with it pretty well, but he's extremely last minute.
Oh well, good on him. He's bulked up a hell lot
>>1113339
Neville got injured.
>>1113056
>usos and dudleyz on the pre show
>2 (TWO) divas matches on the card
>just fuck my shit up
this honestly is the worst card in HISTORY
>>1113339
literally that many wrestlers are injured.
that he's ripped enough that Vince forgot he was shitting over not being pushed right
Does Triple H realise that his promos are more stale than 30 year old bread
>>1113345
I honestly think he's just trying to kill as much air time as he can
>>1113345
The thing is, Anon...
>>1113345
Welcome to the next decade of WWE programming anon
>>1113345
QUITE FRANKLY YOU MADE THIS PERSONAL
>>1113345
He doesn't care. He has more power in the company than ever before. He's gonna continue being the star, getting all the airtime and top storylines. And there's nothing we can do about it.
Why did they do two Authority segments?
They could have saved it for last and do the entire roster stops two dudes from killing each other episode.
>New Day came out with the faces
>Listen, uhh, Roman...the fans...they seem to be a little upset with you. And uhhh, look, I was just thinking uhh...you don't want to get booed out of Mania AGAIN, do you? Yeah...I thought so...Well uhh how 'bout this? I'll go talk to Vince and see if we come up with something that can make THEM happy. Maybe I'll go over on Sunday, but I'll owe you one. And when Seth gets back in the picture, you can have a go at the title again. Don't worry, I'll make you look strong. Just remember, this is all to protect YOU, Roman.
>>1113355
>getting all the airtime
He's probably had more airtime in this industry than anyone else yet if you were to ask anyone to name 5 good promos he's cut in his career they can't cause it's the same old, "Berate the crowd" schtick for almost 20 years now.
>>1113345
What's worse is that they bred Rollins to cut shit promos like that as well.
Literally damned if you do, damned if you with Rollins and Reigns in the future.
Save us Cena
>>1113358
is this supposed to be sarcastic? cause it shouldnt
Is there going to be a surprise entrant again in the Battle Royale or it's just jobber royale again?
so this is wrestlemania without cena or orton or batista...............................
EVA MARIE IS BACK
SAVIOR OF THE DIVAS DIVISION
BOW DOWNNNN PLEBS
>>1113367
Roman and Eva stable when?
>>1113373
Managed by Vickie Guerrero I hope. The heat would literally melt the building.
Can't Shane just reinstate Undertaker the next night seeing as he would be in charge then? This shit makes no sense.
>>1113379
yes. haitch and steph is ruining the company surprise
>>1113258
>"the women stole Wrestlemania for the first time"
>>1113056
This is what Vince gets for not building up anyone as a true threat other than family, his top moneymakers, and backstage-connected golden boy wrestlers
He thought he could always rely on his moneymakers to sell his product, and just forget about building anyone else up. He thought wrong. Most of his moneymakers and golden boys are injured/out. Now he's in a similar jam like when Hogan, Savage, and the rest dipped out on him, and he had no choice but to give smaller guys like Bret Hart a chance at the top, who previously weren't built up as threats to the top stars
Bray Wyatt, Ziggler, Barrett, Sandow, and even fucking Ryback could have saved this exact same WM card if they had been built up as true stars. Instead we got people crying for Cena, Seth and Rock because they're the only stars who can save this fucking mess....since all the other potential stars were held back/ignored/buried
>>1113393
>Seth
kek
>>1113393
Sethfag pls
>>1113393
nice try sethfag
>Go from wrestling Taker at mania
>Don't even have anything planned for this year
Is it possible that they've given up on Bray?
>>1113398
>>1113405
Look, I don't personally like Seth either. But he's no doubt been built up into a top star and somewhat of a threat. All I'm saying is the way things are now, if he had randomly shown up at Raw and somehow gotten added to the WWE title match, that would certainly be a hell of a lot better than the main event as it is. Throw Cena or Rock in the main event....also an improvement and more needed starpower.
Fuck, I HATE Orton....but even I have to admit his starpower would be welcome to the card right now
>>1113413
I think they wanna do Bray vs Brock later, maybe Summerslam
I can't think of another reason they still kept them away from each other at Roadblock
>>1113420
> Orton
> starpower
He couldn't draw money if you gave him a mint's printing press
Why do WWE love having the person who looks strong before the match lose the actual match? What's the logic there? It happens so often that it practically spoils the result.
>>1113056
Isnt the rock supposed to be there? And is Sting completely retired now?
>>1113432
....who's talking about his drawing ability?
I'm talking about the wrestlers that Vince/WWE tries to push on us as stars via having them main event and win titles for years....not the wrestlers who the fans actually care about and cheer for/attend shows for
>>1113444
>What is google
>>1113444
The Rock is probably going to open the show and end up helping Reigns win the title
WM33 will be HHH vs The Rock to make up for it not happening this year
Sasha's booty dances are what dreams are made of. She's just the sexiest woman I've ever seen in WWE.
>>1113451
Stone Cold is going to open the show
Rock will make the save once HHH starts mowing Roman with reinforcements
It will be funny if the Kliq shows up to beat down Roman and then Rocky makes the save along with Stone Cold
This match should have been a meme match, neither of them have more than 5 moves nor the stamina to work 15 minutes at the minimum
so what the fuck was that dean wagon segment?
did they just feel they filled their hype quota with the shane elbow and the reigns leap?
>>1113319
>renting your job
KEK
>>1113463
maria menounos is the sexiest
>>1113466
It was so bizzare. More of the usual wacky stuff I guess.
>>1113463
>sasha
>booty
Where?
>>1113465
>nor the stamina to work 15 minutes at the minimum
Nice meme smarky. HHH worked relatively long matches with Ziggler and Dean. He has the stamina.
So which pre-WM RAW had the worse ending? This one (which I didn't even bother watching), or Lesnar and Reigns childishly fighting over the belt?
>>1113475
A little tight one, can stop me on a dime...
>there are people who actually believe that Shane will win
>there are people who actually believe that the Authority will leave
>>1113501
I want Shane to win so Taker's final Mania record can be a nice 22-2
>>1113493
GET FUCK'D BEATO RICHIE
>>1113065
so the 4th?
>>1113501
So, youre telling me that its 100% certain that Shane will lose, and Triple H will lose yet still be in charge? Fucking shit that sucks
>>1113504
changing IPs and replying to yourself
>>1113258
> Triple H somehow retaining....to piss everyone the fuck off
How would this poss everyone off?
>>1113518
>being this denial
Please Paycheck to paycheck come back
fuck that lucha dragon midget gets no reaction at all. there are a few people meming for the sake of mememing and thats aboot it
>>1113528
> guy isn't portrayed as important
> doesn't get over
Vintage WWE self-fulfilling prophecies.
>get home from class
>nothing worth while happened on RAW
Why?
>>1113056
>10 divas
wut
What's your WM main event prediction?
Will it really be a clean finish or will their be shenanigans like last year? We all know Roman won't be turning heel and he's going to win.
>>1113558
because mania is literally days away.
>AJ JACKASS
When is Cyndi Lauper and Lawrence Taylor going into the Hall of Fame of WWE?
>yfw reigns destroyed his acl on wm32
>yfw no reigns in 8 months
Remember when people thought Shane was going to have a stand in for Mania?
lol
>>1113258
> Triple H somehow retaining....to piss everyone the fuck off
>be me
>work late today
>start this weeks raw torrent
>get bored while waiting
>read a raw review
>realize how bad the show is immediately after the first segment
>delete torrent
>also delete the files on the hard disk
whew, back to muh animu
>>1113258
>Triple H somehow retaining....to piss everyone the fuck off
how do you come to that conclusion?
>Roman booed out the building
>ambrose comes out with a trolley and does nothing
>eva marie stands tall
JUST FUCK MY SHOW UP
I honestly don't know what to say. This year makes last years look like a million bucks
>>1113212
That was a comedy segment, he chokeslammed Beeg for the laughs. Didn't you here him shout "KANE?!?" in a confused, overly dramatic way?
>>1113258
I think Roman should win.
But only after a VICIOUS heel turn. I mean like Bret Hart/Stone Cold brutality
Someone please have some sense and play to Roman's strengths for once. Let him be a brutal, mean, asshole heel who spits on the fans and calls them children
>>1113721
> Roman's strengths
"Tagging with Seth & Dean'?
>>1113722
He can also make the "Awooogahhg" noise
>stopped watching regularly a few years back due to the lack of quality
>watch rumble and mania every year tho
>watch this years' rumble
>is this real life?
>see mania card
why do people give this company money?
>>1113303
>Dean wins due to DQ
>In a Street Fight
Interesting theory you have there, sir.
>>1113303
Lose some weight fat fuck
>reigns gets booed out the building
>raw is followed up with a documentary about a guy who was actually over
>>1113756
This company is so hilarious at times
>>1113166
Pre-show is 2 hours and has 3/4 matches. That means 7/8 matches on the main card in 4 hours. Plenty of time, even with the HoF shilling and the 30 minute Rock promo.
>>1113305
Enzo & Cass definitely.
Maybe Bayley, she will definitely be up within months of dropping the title to Asuka.
Nakamura maybe. Finn or Samoa Joe depending who loses maybe.
>>1113565
>Shane O Mac wins his match due to shenanigans
>Shane & The Rock cost Haitch the main event (knowing full well Roman will get booed)
>Roman comes out the next night as heel Shane's corporate champ, and Rocky in full Hollywood Rock mode
>Sets up heel Rock v face HHH next mania
>A way to get rid of the Authority while also turning Roman
>>1113870
>heel rock
>he actually thinks the rock will get booed
>>1113870
> turning Shane heel to set up heel Rock vs. face HHH for WrestleMania in TWENTY-SEVENTEEN
Gross and why?
>>1113870
Only if Reigns doesn't talk for the entire year. Also you'd probably need another full timer in that stable for it to work.
>>1113874
does sound like a Vince move desu
>>1113305
I'd say BAMF are a dark horse to get a callup.
They're basically done in NXT and the main roster has no heel tag teams of note aside from The Dudley Boyz
>>1113879
Blake and Murphy are vanilla as fuck though
If there is a tag team that actually needs the development part of developmental it's them, Alexa is literally their whole character
Who would get the biggest pop if they showed up at post Mania Raw?
>>1113885
CM Punk or Stone Cold
>>1113885
Kerr Angl
>>1113000
>Shane wins, match of the night, changes the product to tv-14/ma rating and hires an entirely new creative team
>HHH destroys Roman and buries to him to low card life
>ambrose gets destroyed by Lesnar and maybe gets one hit in
>league of niggers gets the tag titles and belt count to 4
>Byron saxton joins new day live on air
>new day is dead now
>Kevin Owens wounds Michael cole after passing out on top of him
>welcome to my house
>>1113892
edgy my man
>>1113024
4chan kids is autistic
>>1113892
>shane wins
Stopped reading right there.
What they should do is have Shane take over smackdown, make smackdown TV-14 and have a different feel to Raw
>>1113883
They have character when they actually get time.
Besides, them being vanilla works as a contrast to New Day
>>1113000
Terrible, raw was utter crap. Undertaker should just die off.
>>1113872
>implying
It doesn't matter. Ideally that match would split the crowd 50/50.
>>1113874
"Big name" match, could have an entertaining (not too serious) build and to keep them out of proper matches (unlike Haitch being involved in the WHC this year).
>>1113875
>Also you'd probably need another full timer in that stable for it to work.
Ideally Cena but probably Orton or Rollins when they get back.
>>1113463
You actually like that ugly nigger?? C U C K.
>>1113883
>If there is a tag team that actually needs the development part of developmental it's them, Alexa is literally their whole character
Nah, they have found their niche as Alexa's bitchboys.
>>1113463
>sexiest woman I've ever seen in WWE
>A pink haired nigglet with a meh body
Benoit yourself
autism/10 raw was boring. Dean is an autistic fuck.
>>1113822
Asuka and Bayley will join the main roster automatically this year. I'm still hoping a split brand with Raw and Smackdown coming back again.
>>1113910
>Ideally that match would split the crowd 50/50.
no casual will boo the Rock over triple h
>>1113258
AUTISMO, this wrestlemania is going to be the worse of all time.
>>1113909
>Undertaker should just die off.
Taker did nothing wrong
>>1113521
People hate Triple Nose also. They'll cheer for a while but then realize an old fuck has the title and no indy talent is getting a shot.
>>1113927
But HHH defended it against Dean
>>1113920
A brand split would only work if SmackDown went live. It would be hard to get people to tune in if it wasn't
>>1113355
lol, the wwe nerds will have to deal with this for the next years. Seriously fuck undertaker and shane, they should never come back.
>>1113932
Honestly, people don't take Dean as a star but a comedy jobber, even the nerds have accepted this fate.
>>1113386
>>1113521
>>1113619
>>1113691
The only people who would like that outcome is the rare, elusive 2016 Triple H fan
I don't care how much you may hate Roman....for them to do all this garbage buildup they did, only for Triple H to retain and satisfy his ego, would have you like "bruh........"
You might not be "pissed" about it per se (maybe that was the wrong word to use)....but you damn sure wouldn't be happy either; swerve or not
>>1114003
When I was younger I was a HHH fan and he's basically the only one that I enjoyed left so I'd say I'm a fan. He can also still put on an ok match.
>>1114013
>it's a dean mark
people have been calling vince out of touch forever
>>1114018
> implying
Dean isn't even my fave Shield guy
Sat behind a redditer at raw last night would anyone like to hear the story?
>>1114105
No.
What the fuck does that means? WWE with fucking hair
>>1114115
I bet you were him
>being a Dean Mark
Fuck off, chink
>>1113413
He's injured mate
>>1113178
Paige sucks, always has. She just had a vocal fanbase. They ran with the whole "anti diva" bullshit. Meanwhile she's the biggest diva on the roster. Movies, talk shows etc. Paige is no different than the Bella twins.
>>1113166
>mfw Ambrose gets squashed
>on a 4 hour show.
>away for 3 months
>AJ Styles and Shinsuke Nakamura are in WWE now
>Shane O Mac is back
>Meme Ambrose has a Mania match against Bork
>Gaitch is the champ
It's like all the smark shitposting came to life.
vince is so predictable we can shitpost the next year of dubya and it'll happen
>>1113294
eeeeeeeew
>>1113432
Orton still gets huge pops, he is a draw. Face it Sethfag.
>>1113056
>Kalisto vs Ryback for the new jobber title
>Jericho vs Styles for the 4th time now
>Usos vs Dudley Boyz
welcome to another edition of Sunday Night RAW
>>1117873
Sid got massive pops and he couldn't draw a dime if you gave him a pen & paper
