COACH EDITION
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy7o6WvrYuA
pole
craig t nelson looks like shit
CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WTF happened to Dolph Lundgren
>>1111523
>>/SP/
>>1111596
He'll be fine
SHANE IS MJ LEVEL NIGGAH
Does Shane do like practice jumps in the preshow? Maybe on to a mattress?
KEK BASED BULLY RAY
Based Bubba
"COME HERE TOUGH GUY! HA!? HA!?"
say what you want about him, but roman has that uppercut to kane levels of realism
>>1111622
He goes to his dads house and practices by jumping into a room full of cash.
>this awful segment
what the fuck this is worse than tna tier
Well that segment was fucking terrible.
>>1111650
NOW YOU GOT YOURSELF IN A PREDICAMENT
>all those cheers
>>1111685
>awkward silence
yawn. it's another HHH jumps Roman and leaves him in a pile. Then of course we'll spend another five minutes on the other side of these commercials watching it again with mike's lame color commentary. yawn.
piss break i guess.
The most homoerotic segment on raw tonight.
> men in their 40's grunting as they pass a young man between them
Thats got to hurt getting thrown into a wall by Bubba Ray Dudley in Brooklyin,
JBL just threw some shade at Connor McManlet
>>1111791
>only Rusev and Barrett have their sleeves cut off
What did they mean by this?
I bet Ryback's breath has to smell like shit. He looks like the type of guy that never showers
>nice roid gut
<at bar
<bartender and me watching run acknowledge come out
<bartender asks if that is run acknowledge knock off
<he doesn't really wathink wrestinget
<I laugh hard
>>1111872
Shit didn't green text right. I'm drunk.
>>1111894
Probably so but I think most who come to 4chan should so... no typos this time either faggo.
this raw sucks but my din din is delicious
>>1111523
Boring raw. I'm done for today.
>>1111914
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Man is this show bad, more repetitive promos with Brock not saying shit.
>>1111921
lol, wtf?
brock's shrinking hair is making him look like a turnip
>bet Hot Rod girl is a Ambrose fan
>>1111921
FATTY SMARKS BTFO
PC BTFO
PC BTFO
TRUMP 2016
Just...make it end
>Dr. Lesnar will see you now sir
ISRAEL SAVING MANDRAMA
>"POLITICALLY INCORRECT WEAPONS"
POLITICALLY INCORRECT WEAPONS
>"POLITICALLY INCORRECT WEAPONS"
POLITICALLY INCORRECT WEAPONS
>"POLITICALLY INCORRECT WEAPONS"
POLITICALLY INCORRECT WEAPONS
>"POLITICALLY INCORRECT WEAPONS"
POLITICALLY INCORRECT WEAPONS
>"POLITICALLY INCORRECT WEAPONS"
POLITICALLY INCORRECT WEAPONS
>"POLITICALLY INCORRECT WEAPONS"
POLITICALLY INCORRECT WEAPONS
rate this Heyman promo
>Doctor
>>1111921
>i...i..its ok. WWE is a kids show anyway
OK Roman.
>>1111962
10/10 as always
IT'S THE WACKY WAGON
>Heyman literally, LITERALLY saying Bork is going to rape Ambrose at WM
Heyman is the Shawn Micahels to every other mic worker's Marty Janetty.
>>1111962
9/10 would hype again
>>1111962
Heyman/10
SPOILER ALERT: DEANETTY IS JOBBING AGAIN
>LE WACKY WAGON MAN
>>1111962
Dr. Brock Lesnar/10
The lunatic fridge, yawn
DEAN BRINGING HIS FUCKING MACHINE OUT FINALLY, RENEE TO TEST IT LIVEEEEEEEEEE ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW
>>1111962
4/10
>>1111921
Why did they have to point out the boo's are predominately male?
They think Reigns is an ugly woman or something?
>>1111962
Trump/10
>that fake-ass barbed wire
What does Lesnar have to gain from going over?
Billy & Chuck weren't a tenth as gay as that red wagon is.
>no third ECW guy promo
BROCK DON'T GIVE A FUCK
>dean
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA DEAN IS SO WACKY
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO WACKY
>>1111982
>they
It's an interview with Roman, he's trying to rationalize why people hate him./
Does Brock ever not fucking corpse
>Dange-R-Us
HAHAHAHAHAHA NOT SCRIPTED
>>1111987
Still being a huge draw.
lesnar credibility would go down very hard if Ambrose defeats him.
>>1111989
What do you mean, Paulie Dangerous just talked dude.
>PEOPLE ACTUALLY DEFEND THIS WACKY MAN
Jesus Christ.
The segments tonight are worse than TNA tier.
What the literal fuck did I just watch?
Based fucking Ambrose
>Lucille doing double duty on sunday
Bork and Duryl gonna die
remember when dean-o did this same thing during on of his rollins feuds?
Dean doing some MAcGyver shit this sunday
>>1111998
Fair point
This is worse than last raw. Wacky wagon man ambrose just leaves????? Fuck this.
THE LUNATIC CRINGE
>>1111987
>He thinks Deanetty losing to Brock means that he'll be losing
Are you new to wrestling? Lesnar isn't jobbing to Dean. You're literally nuts to think that even a possibility.
>>1111921
I always knew Roman was a passive aggressive tater tot in real life.
BOOOOOOOOO
>>1111998
I dunno, I'd accept if Lesnar Lost if a Chainsaw sliced his intestines open.
So was the implication that Dean took the items that he received this week, put them under the ring - risking someone just picking them up and moving them, resulting in Dean losing them - and then Dean came out to collect them just to make a show of it? The absolute madman.
>>1112002
Shut the fuck up I liked it. It was a nice little step away from the boring shit that usually happens
Do you want another AS DA POPE Seth Rollins promo instead of Dean being wacky?
>the authority is gonna come out and "finish what they had to say"
fucking lol
>ANOTHER AUTHORITY PROMO
>these busted ass hoes
Kek
DID THEY JUST SAY BASED EMMA WAS GOING TO BE ON RAW?
>>1112002
This
>>1112013
You're overreacting
Last raw was way worse
2 haitch promos in one night? What have we done to deserve this?
>Team Blonde
>Emma and Summer Rae
Another waste of Emma's talents.
> Paige
The poster child for crystal meth
Oh look, there is going to be another Authority segment. Another chance to fuck up and show how weak Ramen is coming into WM.
I'm going to take a shit. This raw is just cringe.
>Haitch segment
Oh boy
Roman getting his revenge
Hooray
>It's another Melissa Mccarthy movie
Can this morbidly obese unfunny cunt just get a cardiac arrest already?
"THIS ISN'T WRESTLING!"
>yfw Emma is on raw
>>1112020
Have you literally never watched wrestling?
Paige? More like pudge
>/sp/ getting BTFO
my dick is rock hard famalam
>>1112020
>implying WWE writing makes sense
That's a good one.
>>1112019
>Implying Brock wouldnt slice ambrose in half with his bare hands.
At most dean should be sold in that match as a guy that withstand huge ammounts of punishment.
>BASED
>>1112028
But this is the WM go home raw. It should be much better
HBK is gonna be the ref for the Haitch-Ramen match
During a backstage segment Hunter told Steph to "call him"
I cant wait for Roman to screw the ending up and make himself look weak as fuck
>>1112040
>Tfw no comfy Tuff enuff threads on /sp/
>>1112039
I was forced to watch Spy the other day and believe it or not it was a good movie. Actually might check this out.
Rare paige sighting
why isn't there a WM prediction thread up?
>>1112053
I know anon.
Sara Lee such a QT, cannot wait until she appears on NXT.
>its another episode where nothing happens
First segment: 10/10
Jerifat vs gay community: 5/10
Divas: 2/10
Based social Outcasts: 10/10
Sandow sighting: 10/10
Rest of the Battle Royale segment: 1/10
HHH promo: 1/10
Rybotch vs Bacne: 3/10
Lesnar vs qackyman: 6/10
Pretty shit really
>Dean is a constant main eventer
>people still complain that he is being berried
m-muh strap
>Jimmy Fallon
Literally who?
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>no Brieeeeeeeee Moooooode
> Nattie
>inb4 Emma steals the show
>>1112020
>throwing gifts from decorated predecessors under a ring
EMMA'S BACK
EMMA A CUTIE
Emma with glasses? Nice.
So Emma is back in the main roster?
>>1112064
>bacne
8/10
Why are they called "Divas" instead of "Women"?
>Emma will never give you a handjob with those tiny gloves
why even live
>Evil Emma
>Paige
>From "savior of the division" to divas champ face of the division to multi-woman jobber match at mania
Dark Emma entrance.
Noice!
>Emma on TV
Wew
New Emma theme? I really like it...
BAD and Blonde? More like BLACK and Blonde in Vince's mind.
BIG SEXY COOL EMMA
This remixed Emma theme is pretty gud.
>>1112054
Was it beach whale Rob Schneider or the supporting actors who made it a good movie?
>It's a Lana takes off her shoes episode
Nice to see Emma back but fucking seriously another Total Diva vs everyone else match?
Is Bailey coming to Rasslemainia?
So the mystery partner is Neckbrace Bella, presumably?
I can't see it being Hulk Hogan.
Based Straya to BTFO England once again
Paige
So Mandy is debuting at Wrestlemania?
DARK EMMA REPENT
>Paige vs Emma
We're about to witness a classic boys, take notes.
>Barefoot Lana
YES YES YESS
>Emma has been working on her tan
My dick is diamonds
>>1112070
>you will never see her shout "BREEEEEEEE MAOOOOOO" and flop around like a limp noodle ever again
Feels bad.
HOLLYWOOD EMMA
FEET
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AUSTRALIA REPRESENT
Make us proud, love.
Emma and Zack Ryder in a relationship
Both suddenly back on the main roster.
I see a stupid feud coming soon.
>Pls god let the mystery partner be Bayley
9 Divas...
Only Emma actually plays the part well, not talking about her wrestling ability to her ability to actually act like a heel. She has had a lot of practice in NXT against Asuka, Bayley, and Carmella.
>Dean attacks Lesnar
/asp/: LOL XDD!1 WAT A LUNATIC!! HE'S SOOO CRAZY!!1 DEANTTY
>Dean doesn't attack Lesnar
/asp?: WHY DIDNT HE ATTACK BORK!?! LUNATIC CRINGE! SHIT TIER!!!111
WHO WILL BE THE 5TH DIVA????
is there a link to emma's remix theme? its pretty dope
>it's a neets on 4chin get aroused over feet edition
>>1112108
They better not.
>>1112110
Do you hate Bayley that much?
Last year had brock and roman playing tug o war with the title to end raw.
How can they top that?
I want to eat cereal out of Emma's shitter
oh look. it's a shit diva segment. hey guys, you should do like i'm doing, watching MXC episodes. just downloaded all 5 seasons.
>vic romano approves of this
Why are girls so pretty?
>>1112119
Rybotch and Li'l Cara tug of war over the US belt
>>1112110
Probably Carmella. Or Eva Marie kek
THIS IS MOI HAOS NAO
>>1112119
5th person will be Trish, calling it now
i love Emma's music
Would paige look better with a tan?
She is literally spooky.
>>1112123
Such a 4 year old question
>that finish
lmao
PAIGE
BTFO
>Emma vs paige on Raw
IS THIS REAL LIFE
>Paige planting her hands on Emma's chest to do the fallaway slam
Worst fallaway I have ever seen.
>>1112107
Got to respect her keeping to her roots being a criminal and all
>>1112110
It's Crippleneck Bella mate.
Chyna when?
>>1112123
Because thousands of years ago your ancestors wanted some booty, and now you want booty
>>1112121
Would they be Booty-O's?
I'm no footfag. But shoeless Lana gets my dick hard as diamonds.
DARK EMMA WINS
>>1112132
>He doesn't like pale skin
>>1112114
Kaitlyn or Nikki
I want Emma to take a shit on my face
>>1112132
No. Pale is beautiful.
That's what it is that seems different. I't Emma Omega.
MARKRNG OHT
MARKING OUT
>>1112110
It's Total Divas so it's probably Eva Marie or, if they want to continue that shit from last year, Rhonda Rousey.
OH FUCK NO
IT GOT BETTER. BASED EVA
AHAHAHAHA
>Eva Marie
Haha what
>EVA MARIE
>Blonde bitch beating a BLACK QUEEN
DATS RACIST WE WUZ QUEENZ N SHEEEEIT
BASED EVA BASED EVA BASED EVA BASED EVA BASED EVA BASED EVA BASED EVA BASED EVA BASED EVA BASED EVA BASED EVA BASED EVA BASED EVA BASED EVA BASED EVA
OH FUCK OFF
BOOOOOOOOOO!
FOR WHAT REASON
>upskirt shots of Lana
FUGGGGGGGG
LITERALLY WHO?
Holy shit this can only go hilarious
HAHAHAHAHAHHAH YES YES YES YES YES YES
Top kek hahaha
Eva fucking Marie
>>1112126
WIZARD
>>1112090
Well I won't lie and say the supporting cast didn't make the movie but she was actually funny in it as well.
lana is just fucking ridiculously hot with her hair like that
>this Eva Marie heat
holy shit
New York needs to have sex ASAP
>that huge boo.
Lol
>EVA MARIE
>all bleh everything
>>1112156
welp
KEK
>ALL THIS HEAT FOR BASED EVA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
B A S E D
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>>1112126
>Or Eva Marie kek
WIZARD
YES!
save us Eva Marie
Eva Marie? Really? Why?
NO FUCKING WAY HAHAHAHAHAHA
Who let this whore out of her basement?
BEST RAW EVER
This was a weird segment.
do fans hate Eva Marie because she's a bad worker?
OH MY GOD WHY
Eva Marie!!!!
Eva >>>>>>> Roman
to be honest lads
HAHAHAHAH
EVA MARIE HATERS BTFO
>>1112194
Yes. She#s Kelly Kelly tier
Some guy a few threads ago called this
Ayyy lmao
>eva marie
LEL
Eva Marie made the show for me.
>>1112191
Sorry man i forgot to lock it this morning
>>1112194
And a bad actor
Golden Truth!
Wow the amount of balls to redebut her in ny, why in the world would you do that
>>1112194
She's awful
>>1112199
Kys
>it's a "two men in their 40's being in a sexless relationship" episode
>>1112199
She's hot, fuck that samoan fag.
>>1112139
As long as she doesn't manage LoL
>that pronounciation of Melbourne
>at least they didn't say Ossie
>Well they just ruined a good storyline...
Comment from Wrestling Inc
>Somebody was enjoying this
I thought Mix was injured?
Eva Marie and Roman need to be an Edge and Lita tier stable.
IMAGINE the heat.
Just imagine how hard fat smarks would get worked.
Live sex celebration literally every week to the sound of boos.
>>1112194
She's hilariously shit and bland at everything. She is slowly getting better at playing the heel in NXT tho.
>Jasethy
and here we go with the six man tag.
just fuck my shit up nao
R-Truth think's he's punny huh?
>>1112211
Brooklyn especially.
Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to bring out Eva Marie in fucking Brooklyn on the WM go home
