RVD EDITION
EVA
MARIE
BTFO
>>1112524
the flakes are as salty as my /asp/ tears
>>1112524
LARIATOOOO
First for Ryder!
What has the crowd chanted during the match so far?
First for /a/
STARDUST IS TURNING TO CODY STARDUST IS TURNING TO CODY STARDUST IS TURNING TO CODY STARDUST IS TURNING TO CODY STARDUST IS TURNING TO CODY STARDUST IS TURNING TO CODY STARDUST IS TURNING TO CODY STARDUST IS TURNING TO CODY STARDUST IS TURNING TO CODY STARDUST IS TURNING TO CODY STARDUST IS TURNING TO CODYSTARDUST IS TURNING TO CODY STARDUST IS TURNING TO CODY STARDUST IS TURNING TO CODY STARDUST IS TURNING TO CODY STARDUST IS TURNING TO CODY STARDUST IS TURNING TO CODY STARDUST IS TURNING TO CODY STARDUST IS TURNING TO CODY STARDUST IS TURNING TO CODY STARDUST IS TURNING TO CODY STARDUST IS TURNING TO CODY
>>The fucking crowd
top kek
Did Chris Benoit really kill his family or was it a conspiracy against him?
>>1112524
DUDE
KRISPEN WAH
1st for Seth coming back and saving Mania once again
Shouldve been Krispen Wah edition
>This crowd
>that cut to commercial
>>1112544
Byron Saxton
JBL
CM Punk
RVD
Chris Benoit
>>1112549
Kevin Sullivan killed them and him
Did Raw really go on commercial because the crowd chanted Krispen Wah?
CHRIS BENO-
>Cuts to commercial
>>1112548
Roman gonna end the show. oh boy.
>>1112549
He was 40? Never noticed how old he was desu
>the you realizeWWE is pure shit now and has been for a long time.
I have literally no interest in anything that is going on right now. The magic is gone. Boring, dull promos, no real plot develoment, and dont get me started on the incredibly awful "wrestling" where every match ends in a rollup and no one can actually do anything interesting because "muh safety".
I thought I might try to get back into it because of the "NXT Revolution" of indie darlings, but then I realized that everything that made these people interesting in their old promotions was dropped when they were indoctrinated into WWE's "style".
I wanted to get back into it, I really did. I'll still probably watch Wrestlemania, they've actually been decent the last few years. But weekly wrestling Is just not worth it anymore.
This crowd is fucking fantastic
The crowd actually chanted Chris Benoit?
NY confirmed for virgin city.
YOU SEE ROMAN FACT OF THE MATTER IS ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SHAKE MY HAND BUT INSTEAD YOU OPPOSED AUTHORITY
I COULD HAVE MOLDED YOU INTO A DIAMOND FROM THE COAL THAT YOU ARE
>>1112563
yep
>YFW this long break is because they're still chanting Chris Benoit
can i have a (You)?
THIS
IS
BOOTY
Holy fuck, Stardust's reaction to the crowd chanting Chris Benoit is priceless
>>1112557
Hello autist, your mom not feed you enough vitamins?
THIS IS BOOTY
>>1112573
they did it at nxt brooklyn too and haitch had to tell them to fuck off
THIS IS BOOTY
>Redditors are buttmad about the chants
>implying anyone wants this shit "main event"
Why is 4Chan infinitely less autistic than reddit
>>1112578
THIS IS BOOTY
>This is booty
>>1112538
Based Brie
>Miz is booty!
>New Day Rocks!
>>1112578
gotchu senpai
>>1112574
I am still desperately hoping he turns heel after Mania by turning on the fans for not supporting them but... man... it's hard to hold onto that hope.
NEW DAY'S OVER
>>1112581
He literally had no fucking idea what to do
>THIS IS BOOTY
>THIS IS BOOTY
>THIS IS BOOTY
>SAMI ZZZZZZZZAYN
The heels have been doing pretty well since it's essentially 2 v 3.
holy shit my sides, best fucking crowd ever
>>1112580
NEW
DAY
ROCKS
rate the booking of WrestleMania this year
>>1112578
here you go my man take good care of it
What just got thrown into the ring?
>>1112598
Yeah, I would say so
>you can force WWE to go to commercial whenever you want by starting a Chris Benoit chant
We have all the power
>>1112578
>This match still going on
>>1112605
booty/10
Why do people dislike smark chants when they have god-tier taste?
I actually like every guy in this match....but SIX MAN TAG MATCHES FUCKING SUCK WHEN IT'S JUST RANDOM GUYS THROWN TOGETHER. If it's not the Shield or The New Day I don't give a fuck. They guys in the match have to be a team or it's just fucking boring. I can't even explain it beyond that. It just is.
My God.
I never noticed how uninspiring Sami Zayn genuinely is in the ring.
>Oh look, its a "the crowd tries to get itself over" episode.
What the fuck was that from The Mix?
When was the last time Brooklyn has been this based?
The Raw after WM29?
>smarks tried to tell me sami zzzzz was the next cena
I wonder how many security guys fanned into the crowd after that first chant...
>>1112601
The only guy actually in the match who has gotten chants is Sami
>Chanting for a child murderer
>Sami gets the hot tag
>Literal silence
Why the fuck do tag matches exist anymore?
>>1112619
why the hell not? It's fun
>>1112578
For you
>>1112610
I wish they do that during the Main Event of WrestleMania.
BOTCHES
EVERYWHERE
....Sin Cara hasn't botched this whole match, is there a new Sin Cara?
Pls end this match
That powerbomb reversal was awesome
Its happening!
>No DQ when Ziggler hit Miz
Why do faces cheat more than heels?
>>1112619
You can either turn the show off or keep being a whiny little sissy girly boy. We all know which one you would prefer.
Oh look, sin cara is still botching.
How is this guy still employed?
>Zayn is actually a muslim
>yfw
>smelling his hand after nobody tags him
i love owens. he gets it man.
I agree with the crowd
These vanilla midgets need to fuck right off back to outlaw "wrestling"
>>1112634
Yes, yhe actual sin cara was fired for not learning english and being a general asshat
>>1112634
>yfw he has transferred the botch powers to everyone else
>yfw everyone but him gets injured
WHYS THIS MATCH SO FUCKING LONG
>>1112597
Why people think that Heel Roman will work?
Booking doesn't give you talent, no matter how good is the story around Reigns it won't work because he won't able to sell it right because he sucks at mic, and he won't give a good match because he can't wrestle.
He should be the next Eva Marie, put him to train at NXT again until he can gives as a decent match in 2 years
>Sami zzZzZzayn
>>1112634
Yes actually
Sami zayn looks so damn smooth in the ring.
FATSO BTFO
No reaction for Sami Gayn.
>>1112640
Affirmative Action
what is the main event?
>>1112642
I don't know about Muslim, but he is Syrian.
>>1112634
There's been a new Sin Cara for a while now.
Why is the crowd dead?
That was a pretty cool finish by Zayn
>that disappointing headshake of disapproval by Cody when the crowd was chanting "THIS IS BOOTY"
Felt bad
>Silence when Sami ZzzZzZayn gets the pin
>>1112640
diversity quota
>>1112642
>>1112657
Still more over than Roman.
>>1112646
>breaks a finger before even entering his match against ADR
>ADR beats the shit out of him
I laughed so much at that
>>1112659
authority promo
>not having Ryder come out and lay everyone out with a chair
that would have saved the match
>>1112659
That was it
>Zayn wins
>no pop
>Sami Zayn's gimmick is a Ska loving Muslim
Wew.
Is finally over
>Sami ZZzzZzZzayn
>>1112642
Is he really?
And why is his chant ole when he's a Syrian
>>1112625
>>Chanting for a child murderer
>>Sami gets the hot tag
>>Literal silence
fucking lel. this fucking shitty crowd and match
>another Authority segment
>>1112664
This guy is supposed to replace Daniel Bryan?
>>1112668
At least Roman gets a reaction.
>>1112651
Because the reason solo face Roman has sucked has been because it has worked against his relationship with the crowd and everything about his persona.
A heel's job isn't to be a brilliant actor or a technician in the ring, it's to be hated and to make people want to pay to see them get their ass kicked.
Reigns can do that just by being himself.
>putting that shit on the pre-show so I dont have to watch it
th-thanks Vince
>Trips coming out again to cut another 20 min promo berating the crowd
How is the "this" guy still not banned?
confirmed Roman coming back in some kind of somoan mobile, climb to the top and jump over the rops onto HHH
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
eva marie wrestlemainia pls
>It's a trips cuts a promo and then brawls with Ramen while boos shower over the audio RAW
Who #TeamBlackonBlondes here?
>this was supposed to be the biggest Wrestlemania ever
Tidus did nothing wrong
INTRODUCING THE NEW DVD " THE SELF-DESTRUCTION OF DANIEL BRYAN"
>>1112683
Yeah like fans who hate his guts and throw briefcases at him during house shows
>>1112681
I hope they get a Krispen Wah chant in there. That'll put that shit promo into commercial.
daniel come back ;_;
>>1112687
Probably a mod.
Well boys it's time to rate this raw
>7 / 10 just for based Shane.
I hope they chant Chris Benoit during Mania.
Does anyone have a money in the bank briefcase for shenanigans?
>>1112698
I just want the crowd to keep putting themselves over
>>1112578
Enjoy kid
>>1112682
Hurr I admittedly don't know anything about the guy other than the fact that I've seen people online say he's good but I'm so much smarter than everyone online that means he must not be that good
I'd say I pity you but I'd actually like to be 16 again
>>1112660
>yfw people think Syrian = Muslim
>>1112701
4/10, all for that first segment
>TFW British
>TFW still awake at 4 am to watch RAW
>TFW This is what I have stayed up for
>>1112698
They probably told the loudest people that if they chanted it again they'd get removed
>>1112701
6 - 10
>>1112692
Kek
>>1112692
As the local /NXT/ Trash I have to root for Emma since Eva Marie is awful
>>1112705
Sheamus cashed it in months ago
>>1112702
Forgettable/10
>closing the night with Authority segment
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A WASTE OF MY TIME I HAVE TO GET UP AND GO TO WORK IN 2 HOURS FUCK THIS GAY COMPANY FUCK OLD VINCE, FUCK HIS OLD HAG OF A DAUGHTER, FUCK DUNN AND FUCK TRIPLE H. FUCK EVERYTHING. WORST GO HOME RAW IN AGES
>>1112705
No, Shemus already used it.
>>1112709
fuck off arab
>>1112709
>cornette
>kevin owens
confirms he's muslim faggot
>>1112666
He botched pretty much immediately after the first post, Satan.
>>1112701
BvS Rotten Tomatoes Review/10
Triple H has cut a promo in every hour of RAW
>>1112687
>>1112700
There's only one mod on this board which is really dumb. You don't tell a couple hundred people from /sp/ to go somewhere else without getting more moderation.
>>1112712
I'm sure they don't give a fuck at this point
What surprises are we expecting at Mania?
>>1112687
b/c mods like this board like this website = shit tier
>>1112701
Shitty segments all night/10
>>1112711
>TFW Dutch
>TFW still awake at 5 am to watch RAW
>TFW This is what I have stayed up for.
>>1112730
Cena and Balor Club
>>1112709
Felix the cuck
>>1112730
Wyatts
>>1112712
>Get removed 10 minutes before the show is over
They probably quit paying attention like an hour ago. It's hard to grasp that Wrestlemania is 6 days away
>>1112683
No one would give two shits about Roman if he was in a jobber 3v3 either.
>>1112712
Oh no ill get kicked out of the last segment of the night and it's a Hunter promo followed by Roman pointing at the sign
>>1112730
ABSOLUTELY NONE
>>1112730
I'm watching Mania 100% for The Bullet club. Thats the only reason
HHH/Cena finale?
This fucker killed the legacy of the greatest technician ever
>The Usos are on the Kickoff Show for the third year in a row
>>1112719
see you next Sunday wagecuck
>>1112708
Holy shit, sorry your indy darling is a snoozefest anon. For the love of God I beg you to have intercourse with a woman
inb4 Ramen interrupts
>>1112730
Ryder winning.
THE KING OF KINGS
ON
YOUR
KNEES
DOUG
>>1112730
le spoopy demon autist
>>1112741
Sure thing Sami Gayn fan
>>1112730
Ambrose will beat Lesnar, cap this.
>Yuros are awake right now watching Triple Nose cutting a 2nd 20 min promo
>steph almost missed her entrance cue
>>1112749
based
fuck the usos
>>1112734
>tfw turk
>IF YA SMELL
>TFW THE CROWD HAS BEEN MUTED
IT JUST GETS BETTER LADS!
>no reaction for Paul
Hahahhahaa
>>1112749
Probably need to hide the fact that those fuckers get no pop
Let's get this over with.
>>1112744
remind me of what the bullet club is
I thought it was a TnA gimmick
>Literally the same promo as before
Another mind numbing Haitch promo
>It's the same exact promo
>>1112737
to be a cuck, you have to enjoy and encourage the act, dipshit.
>>1112753
>Ryder wins
>Emma wins
>new power couple
make it happen WWE
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh roman gonna win on sunday
Holy fuck, Steph is looking good
>slaps you hard in the face
I'd like to slap her face with something hard
Who /hardasarock/ here
Berate me more Steph
>this promo again
Didnt they already do this tonight?
So fucking boring
What is the Rock going to at mania? A run in to help Ramen?
>>1112770
It is
>how much you must loathe us
>everyone cheers
>>1112711
Have you prayed to Allah yet?
>cutting the same promo twice in one night
He is 2 times champ already
>This time it's not HHH berating the crowd, it's Stephanie
Idiotic daughter and doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family!
At least we get to see steph guys
>>1112770
No that was aces and eights, which officially killed TNA. Bullet Club is a NJPW thing
YOU ARE READING THE SAME SCRIPT STEPHANIE
in before if reigns wins steph and hhh leave the company talk
>>1112711
go to sleep mohammad
>>1112770
they do a lot of gun hand motions and wave a flag sometimes
>trips literally quoting Reigns
XD
>Stop cupping the mic dumbass
>>1112773
Look at the people on the hard cam, no clapping or even movement. You can tell even without sound friend.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1112776
cuck·old
ˈkəkəld,-ōld/Submit
nounarchaic
1.
the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.
>THIS IS NOT A GAME!
I C WHAT HE DID THERE GUYS!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS AIN'T BORING
THIS IS REAL LIFE
WHAT A SURPRISE
>crowd doesn't even care
>the crowd doesn't give a shit, since we saw this twice already in the same fucking night.
NO REACTION
O
R
E
A
C
T
I
O
N
WHAT THE FUCK
DEJA VU
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
WHY DO I SIT THROUGH THIS SHIT
HERE WE GO (AGAIN)
Did I travel back in time? I feel like I watched this segment a few hours ago
>They forgot to pipe in the high pitched girl screams at the start
REV UP THOSE BOOOS
BOOOOOOOOOO!
Seriously? Are they are trying to mute to crowd?
I just tuned in. Did this segment seriously already happen once before tonight?
yawn
HERES THE THINGUH
>hoping for Shane McMahon to come out and tell HHH to shut up
>we get Roman
>>1112744
It's not happening at Mania you faggot.
>LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME SEGMENT
>>mfw Sami pull Miz in with the rope
>>1112631
its not a botch if people enjoy it
>>1112642
>>they change the arab letters in his ass
>>better put an abstract anus flower thing
>>1112649
because is [spoiler]AWESOME[/spoiler]
>>1112686
just kill me already
And here it comes... the pointless brawl
ARE YOU GUYS SAYING BOO OR BOO URNS
>reigns selling nose injury
NO REACTION
DEAD CROWD
RAW IS FUCKED
>obvious censoring a live show
ROMAN REIGNZZZ
Are they really fighting
>censoring holy shit chants
league of security
>>1112820
twice actually.
>>1112820
Yep
This is a new low.
>Holy shit
it's a deja vu
that's not pg
This raw has been a shit show
What.. a.. clusterfuck
Holy shit, another horrible ending to Raw.
>Literally no reaction at all
HEH
>it's a break up the fight angle
>everyone on the roster has to come out to try and get Roman over
lmao WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING
HOLY SHIT
