-OFFICIAL RAW THREAD-
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Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Triple H
> Intercontinenal Champion: Kevin Owens
> United States Champion: Kalisto
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
are you ready for jobbermania?
>>1109513
First for Zack Ryder winning the IC Title.
>>1109513
3rd for Charlotte
>Modern Family is the show before Raw instead of Based NCIS
Shit way to start
TONIGHTS THE NIGHT
>>1109517
> Hmmm... what does this Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn rivary need
> I got it! Stardust and Zack Ryder!
Who is /asp champ?
>>1109528
BMJ
>>1109525
Well
Zack and Miz are the only guys in the match with Charisma and interact correctly with the crowd
>>1109530
BMJ?
>>1109532
Then let them compete for the US Championship with Ryback. You would think Zack would rather that considering it's the only single's championship he's ever got (sentimental value).
>>1109513
$10 on cena to return tonight, anybody down?
How many bongs?
>>1109539
>He read the dirtsheets
You're a big boy now.
How do you guys rate the hype leading in to the Triple H vs. Reigns match?
>>1109547
I think it's slightly better than Bork vs Roman, but it's pretty piss poor.
RAW will be boring tonight. Will Shane finally have a pre-Wrestlemania match?
>>1109545
>He read the dirtsheets
>You're a big boy now
nah more like read this on twitter, nice try though
>>1109551
I know Undertaker won't do anything until Wrestlemania, his one match a year.
>>1109545
for you
Is Zangief over with the /wwe/?
>>1109551
Hulk Hogan should return with his big check and earn all the heat tonight. Would be a great heel entrance.
>>1109559
Please stop living paycheck to paycheck
>>1109525
>Not wanting Based Long Island Iced Z to win it
m8, come on
>>1109552
hola is a literal botnet.
>>1109551
The New Day will be the best part of RAW.
>>1109552
kelsey wants to get an AA to her bagina
Smackdown spoilers for Thursday(ongoing):
* The Social Outcasts come out for a promo
* AJ Styles defeated Heath Slater with a Phenomenal Forearm
>>1109551
Please, no six man tag teams matches tonight.
>>1109552
>twitch
>/b/
>hola
stop pls
>>1109561
>wanting 2012s meme to win it
>>1109562
ik its cancerous but my usual VPN host is acting shitty lately
>>1109570
How does raw look on your rental TV
Stream?
>>1109551
Nobody wants to see Lame Cena return tonight.
>>1109513
One day the date will be correctly formatted.
Considering it's the last Raw until Mania, who's wagering there's a contract signing?
Hopefully Raw ends with Trips and Roman reenacting last years "L'Eggo my Eggo"
>>1109574
raw isn't on yet
>>1109576
I'll send a link, my friend
just pm me at [email protected]
>>1109525
>wanting the Wrestlemania singles match pay-off to Sami and KO after they get a month's worth of build
Good on them for holding out on that shit. If you honestly think Sami vs KO in a straight 1v1 would've been smart you're an ADD child.
>>1109551
20 minutes until RAW starts. Get your snacks and drink ready. They might be bring Hulk Hogan.
>>1109600
Apparently ADD is now NOT wanting to throw random wrestlers in a match in a desperate attempt to big up a match. Like I said, why not do this for the match that doesn't have a real storyline building up to it?
>>1109576
I have a great quality stream here.
Not sharing the link though, get fucked faggot.
Hi where I can watch stream
>>1109606
watchwrestling
On a scale of 10 to BvS Rotten Tomato Reviews, just HOW awful will this go-home show be?
>>1109606
In a park.
Who will show up to give Ambrose a weapon tonight? My bet is on Tommy Dreamer giving him his kendo stick
>>1109556
>not marking out for King
Kys gief faggot
>>1109614
I thought BvS was fine 2bh
>>1109605
The MoFa eps where Cam dresses up like Doink are so good!
>>1109614
I think it'll be okay.
>>1109614
Fantastic Four (2015)
>>1109606
>i live paycheck to paycheck and cant afford the network
>>1109614
I'll give it a 29% chance of being good
It is confirmed that 'Triple H will address Roman Reigns tonight'. Goody. Also Becky vs. Charlotte in a non title match.
>yfw they pull off pic related with Funk's chainsaw during the Ambrose vs. Lesnar match
the blade is fake btw
>>1109616
>going from legends like Foley and funk to a loser like Tommy fucking dreamer
The state of this go home Raw
>>1109616
New Jack will show up with a shopping trolley full of garbage.
>>1109616
Perry Saturn will show up and give him Moppy
>>1109619
You watch RAW. Your threshold for tolerating bad television is pretty high.
How the fuck are they gonna use the chainsaw? They can't not use it after bringing it in.
>>1109551
If RAW is too boring, its okay to change the channel. Especially, when Cena comes out.
Should I go take my first shower of the year before RAW starts? Think I'll be back just in time to see Steph emasculate a male wrestler?
>>1109636
Please have sex
>>1109635
He'll tease it before getting kicked in the gut and it is forgotten about for the remainder of the match.
So will the RAW before Mania actually be any good or can I just watch Gotham & Supergirl/Flash crossover instead?
>>1109637
Well the opening promo starts in 8 minutes so you can make it
>>1109641
>Gotham
>>1109641
DVR Raw, watch something else.
That's what I do. I only watch the first hour of Raw and watch the rest the following couple of days.
>>1109641
Go watch your capeshit
>>1109641
>can I just watch Gotham & Supergirl/Flash crossover instead?
That's tonight? Wtf am I doing watching mandrama for then?
>>1109616
Honky Tonk Man will give him a poorly gimmicked gee-tar.
>>1109547
2/10 at best. That SUV attack the other day was totally retarded. Roman surprise attacked from the front, he can't do anything right.
>>1109637
RAW will open with Steph talking about some bullshit, Haitch will come out, then a commercial will happen
there, 20 mins summed up
>>1109637
Shower after wrestlemania, that way you can wash off both yours and WWEs crud off.
Why is Modern Family better than RAW?
>>1109623
The Network doesn't broadcast RAW you dummy.
>>1109653
NCIS shit on both
>>1109653
Not a single wrestler on the roster is as charismatic and entertaining as Phil Dunphy
>>1109533
big match john
>Ryder vs. Jericho tonight
>>1109663
this
>>1109663
No way.
>>1109663
>Y2Woo
Is 2Cold the mod?
>>1109663
Show hasn't begun yet and it's already shit.
>>1109663
WHY TO JACKASS
>>1109663
WHAT A WAY TO CLOSE OFF RAW
>it's another RAW where Triple H, Roman, Taker and Shane stare at each other for an hour
>>1109667
mods usually have a name that stats they are a mod
AY JAY STYLES
BASED CHRISLEY
>>1109674
Wat about janny?
AYYY JAYYYY STAYOOLLLLSSSSS
AYYY JAYYYY STAYOOLLLLSSSSS
AYYY JAYYYY STAYOOLLLLSSSSS
AYYY JAYYYY STAYOOLLLLSSSSS
AYYY JAYYYY STAYOOLLLLSSSSS
B O N G
O
N
G
OH FUCK
MARKING OUT
TAKER
BONG
O
N
G
TAKER THIS EARLY
they are going all out
BONG
>>1109637
You've got time to start one now, fucking Undertaker entrance
>opening the show with Taker
>>1109625
>having your champ lose possibly twice going into the title match then having them lose that match as well
Well, we know she isn't playing backstage politics at least. Then again, I don't see Becky winning.
>it's a 50min le undertaker promo
Well...It's a good start.
>im going to be up til 5 in the evening to watch this shit
>again
It must suck to pay for a ticket to sit behind the wrestlemania sign
>i have only post 4 times and im getting multiple captcha requests
>it's a taker's entrance takes longer than his promo episode
20 min entrance followed by 2 min promo
>Taker
>Leading off
What the fuck is this witchcraft
That's gotta be KANE!
BONG
O
N
GONG
O
N
G
>HABBEDING THIS EARLY
>>1109684
And he won't get to the ring until after the first commercial break.
Undertaker looking better than he has in the past 4 years.
Pero mirá este comentario en español papu
>Le wheel out 50 year old man every year to get people into wrestlemania
INB4 CENA
>greatest of all time
When did Punk get new intro music?
>>1109695
I didnt think u could go any lower than fucking horses
IT'S THE PHENOM! HA HA, I LOVE IT MAGGLE!
>undertaker on this early
wew
Anyone else from /a/ here?
>Taker
I'm already bored.
>>1109709
>cena attacks takern
Shane vs Taker is going to blow.
Did Cole just call Taker "the greatest of all time"? Isn't that the phrase they usually reserve for Austin?
>>1109520
how big do you think her clit is ?
SUKI 3:16
Ugh, Taker got a very mild pop to open
Crowd better not suck all night
>>1109710
Aren't you supposed to be in physical therapy, Phil?
Notice how they don't mention what number it is
Is he wearing a wig?
>>1109714
yep it's all downhill from here
>>1109721
>Mild
>>1109718
They often use it for Taker and Rocky too, and even HHH sometimes.
>Cole repeating the same shit
>>1109714
we all /a/ here
Why do they use his old promotional art?
He's looking great right now.
Why does Taker show up? What are his motivations? The streak is over, and it's not like he's fighting for any belts.
>4 minutes for a single word from the Undertaker
Who /ass/ here?
I wish they wouldn't use those 10 year old Undertaker images
will shane win
This whole thing is ridiculous, who are we meant to cheer for?
OH FUCK
>>1109733
pride
:^)
>not my last
Just retire already, you old fuck.
>Will not be my last
It's gonna be his last isn't it?
>le yes chants
Fuck off
>>1109714
>>1109718
Even Austin agrees that Taker is the GOAT.
>>1109718
taker has a slight edge on Austin simply for being around so long. if Austin had another 5 years or so things would be different. you also have to remember Taker and Austin did a lot of shit together too
>>1109740
Sting
If Taker's last match is anything but him vs Kane in a casket match (loser retires, being Kane, then Taker retires by going under the ring), I will be very pissed off
>>1109724
No, he grew it out the last few weeks
I've been drinking since 2pm and feel like absolute shit
>>1109740
It's also really stupid because Shane said the authority was going to go bye, bye, yet HHH and Steph couldn't give 2 shits.
daily reminder beato richie still browses
>Wrestlemania is MY YARD
BIKERTAKER RETURN?
>Paige's music hits
he's way more animated than usual
>>1109740
For John Cena to come back.
>>1109753
>Kane
>not Cena
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
>>1109753
Fuck no.
HERE COMES THE MONEY
Shane is literally on roids.
HERE COMES THE MONEY
The money arrived
>>1109736
MONEY
O
N
E
Y
CHING CHING
HERE COMES THE MONEY
>it's an undertaker promo in 2016
DOLLA DOLLA
HERE CUMS DA MONEY $$$
>some lightweight businessman vs. evil geriatric
lol
MONEY TALKS
DEAD FUCKING CROWD
>Shane/Takes in first segment
>won't be closing Mania
What is this shit?
CHING CHING BLING BLING
KNACK IS BACK!
>>1109770
She's so great
This whole feud is ridiculous.
>>1109513
Do you putos still watch this mandrama shit?
Come on bro, find a new hobby that doesn't make your dad embarrassed, watch a real sport like MMA or ease up those pot bellies of yours lmao
where is this raw?
Younger guys on the roster need to take notes from Taker, his promos are very well construed and communicated, and he hardly says shit
where is raw tonight?
Where the fuck is all the /sp/ people?
>>1109786
Brooklyn
Why on EARTH does Taker wear fake tan?
He's supposed to be the deadman, it would look better pale not bright orange.
Undertaker is a shit promo.
>>1109786
Chicago
>>1109789
Right here
>>1109789
Dead, hopefully.
>>1109787
Young guys don't even get promo time
Shane promos be like, "You and me sir will be fighting like gentlemen this Sunday I respect you and good luck to you""
>>1109786
BROOKLYN
>>1109789
we disguise ourselves in the /arsenal/ thread using shitpost code
>>1109786
Phily
>>1109787
His promos are shit. There's a reason he rarely says anything.
FAMILY SHOW
FAMILY SHOWWWWWWW
>Bitch boy
BITCH BOY
PG BLOWN THR ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT
>bitch boy
>>1109789
Here. >We have integrated into /asp/ fully now.
>>1109786
Tulsa
Bitch Boy or Rich Boy hahaha?
>rear view
>BITCH BOY
>tfw you realize the combined age of people in the ring will now be around 100
>>1109774
>2016
>Taker and Shane are more over than the new talent and even the Main guy.
Kek.
WATCH YOUR MOUTH RICH BOY
>all these tripfags
Fuck it.
SHANE-O
F
T
B
>>1109802
>/arse/ not on page 1 or 2 of /sp/
at least you tried
>Holy shit
FUCK OFF BROOKLYN
>MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY >MUH LEGACY
>>1109813
I heard rich
>Bitch boy
THERE ARE KIDS IN THE AUDIENCE
TAKER BTFO
SHANE WITH THE TRUTH BOMBS
TAKER BTFO
taima is shitting the bed. What am i missing?
>2 years ago your legacy died
SHOTS FIRED
GOTTEM
TAKER ON SUICIDE WATCH
Good crowd so far.
Also goddamn Shane laying down the facts.
>>1109807
I believe it was rich boy.
>holy shit chant
>for literally nothing
sigh
>tfw legacy died
>>1109513
He said rich boy. Are you guys retarded?
BTFO
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Did Taker forget his lines?
DADDY'S
B I T C H
>>1109825
same
YOUR DADDYS BITCH
WE ATTITUDE NOW
HE SAID BITCH TWICE
>>1109830
>/wwe/ is dead
Good.
Vince confirmed for baby rapist
BIATCH
That isn't pg
YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR MOUTH BITCH BOI
>DADDYS BITCH
Based Taker
>>1109840
I am in the crowd, can confirm he said bitch.
Worst punches in the business
